Have we talked about the Miguel Burger yet?
I just wanna know if it was his idea, if he authorized it, or do the other spiders just think it’s rlly fucking funny and do it to annoy the guy?
I need to know WHY
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Merlin: God, if only someone loved me…
Arthur: standing behind them with a wedding ring roses
Freya: holding box of chocolates
Gwaine: has balloons
Gwen: holding out a flower crown
Mordred: has a card
Morgana: bringing him special books
Lance: literally just dropped everything he was doing because Merlin needed help carrying things
Gaius: facepalms This is sad.
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Merlin to Gwen: will you do me the honor of being my sister in law?
Morgana, whispering to Arthur: is he trying to marry Elyan?
Arthur, whispering to Morgana: he better fucking not
Gwen to Merlin, completely in tune: yes! I can't wait for us to be family!!
Arthur, now frantically whispering to Morgana: do you have any idea what's going on? who's getting married? What's happening????
Morgana, whispering back just as frazzled: I have no fucking clue- oh shit they're walking towards us- act natural
Merlin, to Arthur: :)
Gwen, to Morgana: :)
Arthur and Morgana making quick panicked side eyes to each other: 👁👄👁
Morgana, trying to be casual confident girlboss: congrats! Who's getting married? Haha
Gwen and Merlin, glancing to each other with barely there smirks: well we are I suppose! Let's go!
*takes the arms of their best friends/crushes*
Gwen, seductively to Morgana: so I'm thinking at our wedding we should go with reds and purples, God you look amazing in purple
Morgana: *bluescreens*
Merlin, nonchalantly hanging onto Arthur's side like Arthur isn't already about to have a heart attack, getting really close to his face: so if I'm technically the Druid King, our wedding- yours and mine of course- will have to be a mix of cultures. I'm sure everyone will understand.
Arthur: ou- our? Um our? Ou- *bluescreens*
Gwen and Merlin: *high five* efficiency!
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Cat Merlin: *purring*
Gwen & Morgana: *cuddling and petting Merlin the cat*
King Arthur: Merlin, you can't get out of the council meeting by being a cat!
Cat Merlin: *meowing aka backtalking, calling his king a big prat*
King Arthur: *somehow knows what merlin is saying* I am not! You little menace!
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Morgana: why are you following Arthur?
Merlin: because we’re dating now [like he didn't before]
Gwen: okay… what about Gwaine?
Gwaine: we’re a package deal
Merlin: buy one idiot, get one free
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