#kinda clever

[obby98]

What did the apple study in collage?

STEM cells.

#obby98 #joke #funny #apple #humor #just saying #kinda cringe #kinda clever #dad jokes #dad joke #pretty funny #XD #dad humor #knock knock #knock knock jokes #knock knock joke

[noctomania]

I have smoked a bowl of weed and I have come up with a whole new education system for america so strap in, we go:

First we start off by selecting a special Master of each field, broadly speaking of course. They must go off on their own into nature and build a little hut where nobody knows where they are, and anyone who wants to work in that career field has to prove they really want it by seeking out this Master of the field, of their own volition, and being trained by them in total isolation and secrecy.

when a master dies the replacement must be someone who was trained and approved by the prior master.

colleges and university buildings will be repurposed into free housing to house people who cannot afford other housing.

Alternative idea: It's a race, whoever can reach the location of the Master is the ONLY one who gets to study and be named the new master. In the time the master spends waiting for people to race to find them they must teach 5 different classes via zoom and if they do not achieve and maintain a 99.9% passing rate they will lose a limb. When they run out of limbs they move onto the rest of their family's limbs....

#Good Morning my brain is doing Something today #its ok guys im waiting for a wendy's order bc im lazy but also curious about their breakfast food #i trust it will be Not Good as most fast food bfast is #however #there is a thing called a frostycinno involved and im feeling optimistic that surely that cannot be bad ever #frosty cinno? frosty ccino? frostichino? whatever its a fake fuckin word bite me #i wanna bring “bite me” back. #i think i stopped saying ti as a kid bc after i said it im pretty sure my sister proceeded to try to bite me #the phrase amuses me tho bc like what? why? #eat me suck my dick i understand the origins are -grossly- about dominance but....bite me is like....“please hurt me”? #what are they biting? is it meant to be calling a bluff? like oh you're gonne hurt me then bite me go on you wont #bc youre right i will not put my mouth on you if im mad at you #kinda clever

[somnimagus]

My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.

[id in alt text]

#legend of zelda #loz #twilight princess #loz tp #i'm still reeling that someone sent me an ask about this one.. that they took the time to find my tumblr and tell me they liked it #it really meant a lot; thank you to anyone that stops to leave comments like that. they make me happy #but yeah! here's the usual symbolism ramble: #i thought it'd be cool to have the 'spirits' flowing one way and the cats walking through them the other way #to kinda show the difference in life inhabiting the village in the past and present #link's face is covered because impaz was just waiting for 'the hero' so his clothes are what matters; not his face #and it (hopefully) gives a surreal and intangible sense to 'the hero' she could only hope would actually show up #you can feel free to interpret the glowy blue sheikah as ghosts or just as memories of the past! i couldn't decide either way #the one on the bottom left is oot impa since she's implied to be the village founder. so i guess she would be a ghost actually? #fan art #my art #project stuff #and ahhh the book-- everyone's stuff is so beautiful!! #especially the writing. some of the fics made me really tear up and some were so fun and clever. i really love them #a lot of them captured the sheer burden of the role of the sheikah; all of the time and grief and doubt #i know i always say this stuff about every project but. the people i get to work with in these are truly so skilled every time

[sugarsnappeases]

returning to the arms of my lover (jstor) oh how i have missed her

#jstor save me….. #it’s kinda a toxic relationship bc we only ever interact when i need something (ideas for my essay) #and she tells me what to think and do and say (she shows me all the clever critical readings) #but it’s beautiful nevertheless

[ukiyoebirds]

"And The Truth Will Set You Free"

You may need to click on the image for better quality.

#because it's the golden vision of truth... #And MK glows gold when he glitches... #And the monkey form MIGHT be his true form... #And truth is usually positive but in this case it's kinda not.... #I felt clever #monkie kid #lmk #references are life #lmk fanart #digital art #lego monkie kid #lmk mk #lmk mk fanart #lmk xiaotian #monochromatic #lmk s4 spoilers #lego monkie kid spoilers #lmk season 4 #lmk season 4 spoilers #lmk season four

[samglyph]

I truly believe Will Wood is an incredible musician and songwriter and is one of the top lyricists in the last decade both in and outside of the genres that he chooses to play in with absolutely zero irony. I also believe that you can only fully understand that if you’ve either had a pet die before listening to his music or you have a history of drug abuse and mental health crises. Or you’re trans.

#this may sound like a snooty post where I’m just upholding my own favorite music as the best #but honestly it’s in response to a lot of fans I’ve seen be really self critical? #like yeah haha I listen to bad music #and I also have been known to joke about my own weird taste #but here’s the thing! from a technical level! his music! goes hard! it is experimental and that is GOOD #and lyrically listen I listen to a lot of music #I’m even familiar with top forty stuff and while yes the content of his songs is very niche #the lyricism is so genuinely clever and playful and ugh god #ok anyway. sorry #listened to Will wood again #and also this post is about the fact that I first I didn’t get it. #and then I went to a really low point. and suddenly I got it #ok it cracked me open like a fucking egg #music #text #personal #kinda

[fearforthestorm]

the fact that nobody knows that Jimmy SolidarityGaming's username is from the song Solidarity by Enter Shikari will haunt me forever. I need other people to know this information

#i have the clip of him talking ab it if anyone wants me to cite my sources im just too lazy to get it rn #anyway everyone should go listen to e:s theyre REALLY good. electro synth rock kinda vibe w really good clever words #mcyt #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity

[amaranthdahlia]

[chapter 408] extended cut - sewer chase scene

#oh yeah you knowwww where this was based from🤧🤧 #im kinda sad how mid this turned out rip i hnstly thought i was cooking with the idea (the execution blew tho</3) #anyways yeah the idea just popped in my head when i was looking at the cover redraw i did #and i was like hm the talk of izukus possessiveness here.....woah this scene would be real good with the dawn of quirks era cast #at first it was gonna be the other way around with kudou taking yoichi and afo going batshit and screaming GIVE HIM BACK #but then i was like wait no THIS is a cleverer idea #cus another thing!!! i always like to think afo-yoichi-kudou-bruce had a confrontation before they all started running and yoichi dying #which would further expand afos angry impulsive choice #cus after this scene yoichi has alot of words to say about his brother after he gets out of his grasp and then runs to kudous side #and boom the chase scene . the handhold was the last straw for him #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha manga spoilers #mha #bnha #mha all for one #mha afo #shigaraki yoichi #yoichi shigaraki #mha kudou #mha bruce #second one for all user #third one for all user #second ofa user #dahlia.art

[balkanbitch]

I think if rise continued it would have been really funny/interesting for Raph and Leo to feel inferior to Mikey and Donnie.

Cause like Mikey and Donnie are the best at what they do. Mikey is the greatest mystic warrior and Donnie is the smartest man alive. Splinters favorite is Donnie and Drax favorite is Mikey. They both work amazing as team and can basically synchronize when it comes to fighting.

Like it would be a great way to give more attention to Donnie and Mikey's character while also exploring a new challenge for Raph and Leo's character.

#this kinda come comes from an idea i haf for an episode where leo and Donnie feud about who is the better team Donnie and mikey or raph and #leo. the whole episode would be them trying to one up the other while raph and mikey are dragged along. #donnie: we are the b team. the “b” stands for best team by the way #leo: well we're the “a” team because a comes before “b” so it makes us better! #Donnie: .....how clever #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #save rise of the tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles season 3 #rise of the turtles #rise mikey #rottmnt mikey #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #rottmnt donnie #rise leo #rottmnt leo #rise raph #rottmnt raph #tmnt raphael #raphael #tmnt mikey #michaelangelo tmnt #michaelangelo #donnie tmnt #donatello #leonardo #leo tmnt

[miiints-repostiory]

PRETTY PEOPLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gala gala gala stuff!! my goal is to draw as many ppl in the thread as possible so no colors for you! if i colored all of this it would be hell! its also more loose for this reason!

from top to bottom and right to left, we have:

@beartitled's adventure line; friendship? 👉👈

@kirchefuchs' stan and narry; THEYRE SO!!

@amarieth's narry; dont be shy! this gala's for everyone :D! i couldnt tell if the stripeys were a texture or a pattern, so i went with pattern

@heavensstar's GORGEUS KING HELLO??? im, love he?? me when me when HE?? heem.

and @rosieemms' narry; he is so very handsome! unfortunately for Aesop tho lol; ive worn like this exact outfit before!! it made me feel very gender

alright back to drawing! bye byeee

#the stanley parable #tsp #tsp gala #the parable gala #parable gala #tsp fanart #mints art stuff #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #can you tell im hyperfixating on something #ill do some lovebug in between so its not all just the gala lmaoo #adventure line creature's eyes are arrows!! i am so very clever /silly #ive kinda been adopting clown(wh)'s text speech #i am very happy about it! talking like this is much more fun!! #exclamation point my beloved #also its my mom's birthday! say hapy borth to my mamma pls

[iamnmbr3]

every time i read a drarry fic that's like 'potter was so stupid and unrefined and gormless and utterly in awe of the brilliant, cultured, perfectly in control, mysterious ice prince draco malfoy' im like...ok. teenage draco definitely wrote this.

#harry is clever and sassy af and always ready with a quick comeback and perfectly capable of being crafty not to mention observant when he #wants to be. idk where this bumbling idiot thing came from. maybe the movies. movie!harry does kinda have the personality of wet cardboard #Harry Potter #drarry

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Got another song that could fit laughingstock! it's called "Somethin' stupid" by Frank Sinatra :)!

WAILING FUCK ITS SO

#okay whyyyyyyyyyy did that fit so well #clawing at the walls! thanks! #the layers THE LAYERS- #at least The Layers to me!!!! we all know im delusional about them <3 #BUT THE LAYERS!!!!!!!! #rambles from the bog #its so fitting... the waiting in line analogy... leaving alone... ruining it by saying i love you... clever lines... #the way the music is brisk and happy but the lyrics are kinda sad / longing. MAN #absolutely Howling!

[darkvioletcloud]

best girl appreciation post

#my art #digital art #clip studio paint #fear and hunger #fear & hunger #fear and hunger termina #olivia fear and hunger #olivia haas #marcoh fear and hunger #marcoh x olivia #marcolivia #marina fear and hunger #marina domek #marina x olivia #kinda. it can be if you want it to be. #reila fear and hunger #reila haas #olivia's surname means hare in dutch btw #which is why she's got the bunny with her. which is a dutch rabbit. get it? i'm so clever

[fastidious-and-a-mess]

hey guys. btw. cause it seems like some people (especially in the game changer tag) are maybe forgetting. um. brennan isn’t actually the main character of dropout. or game changer. there are other people on the shows too, actually.

[edit: this is the least complete version of this post, please look in the notes for actual discussion lmao]

#sorry it just gets kind of irritating when there’s this show with several seasons and SO much going on in every episode #it’s always something new it’s always something fun and exciting and enjoyable #and like. every other post is about how it’s ‘designed specifically to fuck with brennan’ #cause im just like. they did that bit in ONE episode #that was the premise of ‘yes or no’ literally years ago atp #listen. i love brennan as much as the guy. he’s easily my least healthy parasocial relationship i’d say #but he’s not the main character of dropout. he’s not the main character of game changer. they do not design everything with him in mind #can we maybe try posting about other cast members who are also on the shows #they do funny and clever things too. they’re also skilled and fun to watch #dropout #dropout tv #game changer #brennan lee mulligan #SORRY. sorry #im just. kinda tired of it tbqh

[skitskatdacat63]

His bullfighting days aren't over quite yet.

+

#GET IT??? HIS *BULL*FIGHTING DAYS....hahah yeahhhh im so clever..... #suddenly had the urge to draw old man version matador nando bcs DC randomly called him a matador during quali #and im like oh my god....dc....youre so right.... #hoping this piece works as some kind of blood sacrifice for his performance in about 7 hrs :) #get it blood sacrifice??? and hes cutting his hand in this piece??? #thats supposed to represent two things. #1. hes doing a blood pact/sacrifice so his performance goes well #2. hes testing the sharpness so he can slay the bull!(and the...horse? 🤭🤭) #had a very interesting convo w Suzuki abt the implications of matador nando #based on a meme i made 😭 abt how our fantasy is that hes gonna be the bullfighter. hes gonna slay the bull #but the reality will be that he looks upon the bull from a distance #hes meant to kill the bull to overcome it. but he just ends up longing to be the bull. he fails.. hahaha get it.... #lmao angst aside i think its kinda funny how i can have this reasoning for the matador au in two eras #thats long the old man has been here. has had two distinct periods of challenging the (red) bull #ANYWAYS!!!! hope ya like!!!!!! i think this is pretty relevant hopefully 🤭🤭 #quite happy w this one even if it was less of an ordeal than most of my drawings #waaaahahhh hes so handsome!!!!! handsomest guy!!!!!!! #lol scheduling this like an hr before the race cause as i said. its an offering. its a sacrifice. i pray to the racing gods #tw blood #<- just a bit 🥰 he was originally just gonna be holding the sword but i realized ouch! sharp!!! #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art. #fa14 #f1 art #f1 fanart #matador au

[narrativelysignificantturtleduck]

hakoda resisting the warden in "the boiling rock, part 2"

#hakoda #my gifsets #i was gonna make a gifset for him like i did for bato and piandao but i rewatched this scene and wanted to spotlight it #it's just an 'lol bad guy eats shit' scene but there's something about it that kinda gets me emotional #like hakoda has no idea sokka's there to rescue him. resisting will do nothing. but he still does it #and it's this clever thing where he turns his own restraints into a weapon #something about the southern water tribe continuing to resist the fire nation despite being smaller and seemingly 'weaker' #something about nonbenders matching benders not by raw force but by outsmarting them #something something sokka :) #nina's personal log