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recallthename · 2 years
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The last time John Lennon set foot on a concert stage, it was Thanksgiving 1974, making a surprise appearance with his friend Elton John at a sold-out Madison Square Garden.  When he and Elton cut "Whatever Gets You Thru" together, Elton proposed a bet - if it hit Number One, John would sing it with him live.  John agreed, never thinking he'd get called on it.  But he was.  The performance sounds shaky - John's all nerves after a few years of hiding from live shows - but he steps up there to mach shau with Elton, doing the hit as well as Elton's remake of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds."  John announces, "We thought we'd do one last number so I can get out of here and be sick.  This is a number of an old estranged fiancé of mine called Paul." They do "I Saw Her Standing There," their big finale.  Even in the raw recording Elton released as a B-side, you can hear John get caught up in the crowd's excitement.  It's his night to shine - onstage in New York, for the first time in years and the last time ever.  Why is he doing a Paul song?  Why is he making this moment about him and Paul, when all anybody wants is to cheer and shower John with love?  But in the middle of the crowd, he calls Paul's name.
Dreaming the Beatles by Rob Sheffield
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sharkaiju · 1 year
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If you had to choose a couple songs that go with each of these characters (or maybe their favorites) what songs would you pick? Wendell, Wild, Belzer, father best?
I'm not sure about their favourites, though I do think the boys would LOVE "The Hearse Song" and "A Gorey Demise" by Creature Feature (or anything by Creature Feature really)... BUT I do have (a lot of!) songs that I think go with them! (At least to me lol).
Wendell & Wild together: "Cobwebs and Strange" by The Who. Just fun chaotic energy lol. Also "Octopus" by Syd Barrett (the Dream Faire) and "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite" by the Beatles for the same reason 😊 OH and of course "That's My Mom" by Graveyard Boulevard, that reminds me of them and their Dad lmaoooo
Wendell: "Raise Hell" by Brandi Calile specifically because of the line "the devil gave me a crooked start when he gave me crooked feet" because like i said i project onto him hardcore, and OOF. And "Start Wearing Purple" by Gogol Bordello because it just gives me his vibes. And the version of "Oogie Boogie's Song" that Danny Elfman does vocals on for sure! Also "O Mary Don't You Weep" by Bruce Springsteen, just because I feel like he's the one that knows how to comfort Kat ya know ❤️ (In that same vein: "Ramona" by Bob Dylan)
Wild: "Why Don't We Do It In the Road" by The Beatles. Oh my gooood this song. Did I mention I have a crush on him?? Lmao. "Wild Thing" by the Troggs is an obvious choice but also it fits tho. Also "In the Summertime" by Mungo Jerry gives me his vibes. I'm not sure why but "Punk" by the Gorillaz does too!
Belzer: OMG for sure "Bald Headed Men" by Christine Lavin lmao. But seriously. "How You Like Me Now" by the Heavy is Belzer af. And of course Oogie Boogie's Song because they remind me of eachother (starting to think I have a type lol).
Father Bests: For canon Bests definitely "My Church Is Black" by Me and That Man. I think he has a looot of guilt ya know? More specific to my AU Bests: "Supertheory of Supereverything" by Gogol Bordello and hooow. If for no other reason than the first lines are "First time I had read the bible, it had stroke me as unwitty. I think it may start the rumour that the lord aint got no humour." Also "All the Good Girls Go to Hell" by Billie Eilish because same vibes. Ooh and definitely "Grace for Sale" from The Devil's Carnival!
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devotioncomplex · 1 year
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tagged by @mpregspn!! thank youuuu kat <33
What are you currently reading?
you don't seem to be interested in the physics geometry and triangulation of architecture
What’s your favorite movie you saw in theaters this year?
i haven't gone to a cinema this year yet :(
What do you usually wear?
sweaters.
How tall are you?
162 cm
What’s your Star Sign? Do you share a birthday with a celebrity or a historical event?
i don't care to fuck around with astrology. apparently: the first color sound cartoon was released (!) and Pete Best was ousted from the Beatles and replaced by Ringo Starr. famous birthdays: Madonna, Steve Carell, and James Cameron. boring
Do you go by your name or a nick-name?
my name
Did you grow up to become what you wanted to be when you were a child?
... no. turns out i'll never play a part in the animation / art industry like my father! sad! unless i have two professions which is Hell
Are you in a relationship? If not, who is your crush if you have one?
i don't fuck around like that
What’s something you’re good at vs. something you’re bad at?
keeping it cool and keeping it cool
Dogs or cats?
cats. i love cats. worshipping them like my ancestors did.
What’s something you would like to create content for?
... erm. i'm not free enough. but for my shows obv
What’s something you’re currently obsessed with?
those fuckin numbers! woah
What’s something you were excited about that turned out to be disappointing this year?
it's still january.
What’s a hidden talent of yours?
-
Are you religious?
yes.
What’s something you wish to have at this moment?
i'd say i want a cat to cuddle with but thats way too much of a responsibility at the moment. hm. release.
tagging (no pressure!): @folsomprisonblues, @iloveyoumorethangod, @thesparrow1996, & @eluvion
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themultifandomgal · 1 year
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Temptation Pt31
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Just before we leave Sam comes over to give us a note from Alice and Jasper
"They've left us"
"Why?" Rose frowns
"It doesn't say" why would they leave at the time we need them the most?
"Can I see that?" Bella takes the note and reads it
"Let's not question them. There is obviously a reason"
"Babe we have to go" Emmett takes my hand
"We will see you guys soon. Ness" I crouch down to the little girl who is basically my niece "when you meet the Denalis, don't be frightened. They just don't know you yet, but once they do, they will love you"
"I'll miss you Auntie Kat" it's not very often Ness speaks so when she does you better listen to her
"I'll miss you as well. I'll see you soon" I place a kiss on her forehead
"See you soon kiddo" Emmett ruffles up her hair and we head off.
"I hated the first British Invasion and I hate the second one even more" Garrett has a man against a wall with his hand around his neck
"Really Garrett?" I raise a brow at him
"Even the Beatles?" Emmett asks
"Didn't anyone tell you not to play with your food?"
"Food?" the man squeals
"Old habits die hard"
"Carlisle needs you" Emmett says. Garrett drops the man on the floor
"Sounds interesting, but first I better finish my meal.."
"Help" the man yells. Garrett then has his 'meal'.
On the way home we told him at Ness and once he met her he was shown what we were telling him the plane ride back. By the time we got back there were many of or friends at our house. This made more of the Quileutes turn. Meaning Jacob and I had to go out and calm them down. My wolf needed an outlet more so than ever since turning again. I would often have to run in my wolf form with Jacob. Out of everyone, Alistair is the most unpredictable, he's not a people person.
While mingling with the other vampires I smell 2 that weren't invited. Knowing Jake is off with the newly turned wolves I was the only one around. I take off my clothes, leaving just my underwear on before shifting into my white wolf
"So she finally turned" I hear Kate say to Emmett. I look around to where theses rouge vampires are going to come from, Ness behind me the whole time with Emmett next to her. I push Ness into the house using my nose, Rose and Thomas following. The rest of us run to where the vampires are. I growl at them when I see them
"Vladimir, Stefan" Carlisle greats them "your a long way from home"
"What are they doing here?" Kate says to Eleazar
"We heard the Volturi were moving against you, but that you would not stand alone" Vladimir states, his thick Romanian accent (are they Romanian or Russian?)
"We didn't do what we were accused off" Carlisle shouts up at them as they sit in a tree
"We do not care what you did Carlisle"
"We've been waiting a millennium for the Italian scum to be challenged" Stefan now speaks
"It's not our plan to fight the Volturi"
"Shame. Aro's witnesses will be most disappointed"
"They enjoy a good fight" the 2 vampires talk to each other
"Aro's witnesses?" Eleazar walks forward
"Aww still hoping they'll listen?" Vladimir speaks making me growl at him.
"When Aro wants someone from a coven it's never long before evidence turns up proving that coven committed some crime" Eleazar speaks when we return to the house
"So he's done this before?" Bella asks
"It happens to rarely, I never realised it was a pattern" Eleazar continues
"Apparently he always pardons one person whose thoughts he claims are repentant" Carlisle now says
"This person always has an ability"
"Alice" I mutter realising "he's got no one like her. That's why she's left"
"But why does he need witnesses?" Emmett asks
"To spread the word justice has been served" Alistair now adds into the conversation "after he slaughters an entire coven"
"Benjamin, Tia, we're leaving" Amun announces
"And where will you go? what's makes you think they will be satisfied with Alice? what's to stop them from going after Benjamin next? or Zafrina or Kate, or anyone else with a gift. Their goal isn't punishment is power, acquisition. Look Carlisle won't ask you to fight, but I will. For the sake of not only my family, but also for yours and the way you want to live" Edward finishes his speech. Emmett takes my hand and gives it a squeeze. The room is silent until Jacob stands up
"The packs will fight. We've never been afraid of vampires" I smile at Jacob
"We will fight" Tanya stands with her sisters behind her
"This won't be the first time I fought against a kings rule" Garrett also stands
"We'll join you" Benjamin states holding Tia's hand
"No"
"I will do the right thing Amun. You may do as you please" this sets a chain reaction to all the other vampires letting us know they will stand with out family and fight. Alistair retreats back up to the attic letting Carlisle know that we will see where he stands when it comes down to it.
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xplrvibes · 2 years
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Im personally starting not to trust Stas based on things ive seen lately, she knows what people think about her and Colby because she reads through all her comments on all 3 major social media platforms, and will angle her pictures to make it seem like she is eating with another person when in fact its her roommate because her roommate always posts her pov too. She knows people assume everything she does is some hidden message pertaining to Colby and instead of clarifying she keeps it going. She posted some tiktok where people swore she was snuggled up to Colbys shirt, but then another account posted an old photo of her wearing that shirt when she still had blonde hair. Her recent snaps she posed with the shirt next to her and then another snap out to lunch which she later replied to on twitter but again its angled and her roommate posted the same thing. It’s like following a Nancy Drew mystery except this one has no bases or actual mystery. Katrina today posted a pic that debunks one Stas posted which made it seem like her and Colby were alone. Actually is all pretty sad, not sure what she’s trying to achieve with this but i dont see anything good coming out of it once Colby goes back to posting with Shea, or Amber, or another beau.
Oh, both her and Colby clearly know what's being said/speculated about them on socials. I think they actually alluded to it on that infamous drunken livestream they did on Kat's twitch that we shan't talk about, lol.
To be fair, I don't know how much of what she does is calculated beforehand, so much as she may be taking advantage of the consequences of her postings after the fact, you know what I mean?
Take the shirtgate thing, for example. I doubt she really put much thought into that shirt vaguely resembling Colby's when she decided to make that tiktok. But once the comments started rolling in, and the conspirators starting conspiring, she may well have seen all that and decided, for whatever reason, "Let me throw them a couple more bones here," instead of just straight up telling everyone that she wasn't rolling around in Colby's shirt on tiktok as some secret nod to the fans that they're together.
This reminds me of my favorite conspiracy theory of all time: the Paul is Dead theory. If you've never heard of it, check it out- it's wild. Basically, fans became convinced that Beatle Paul McCartney was killed in 1966 and replaced by a lookalike Paul, and that the remaining 3 Beatles left clues to the "truth" throughout all of their subsequent album songs and covers.
Now, the Beatles themselves did not start this rumor, and they have kind of tried to debunk it over the years...but there have also been times when they've leaned into a bit. Why? Who knows, they're all whacky lol. I guess if people are going to make you front and center in their conspiracy theories, you might as well reap the benefits that come with that kind of dogged visibility. 🤷‍♀️
Anyway, while I do think she does set out to egg this shit on sometimes (as does the King of Egging Shit on, Mr. Corgi Book), sometimes I think things happen accidentally and organically, and she just allows it to continue, rather than clearing things up. Do I stan that decision? No, everytime I hear about this stupid shit, it takes another year off my already dwindling life. Do I understand in a weird way (even if I don't agree) with why they do this shit? Well, yea. Views, engagement, visibility, and getting your name out there is the name of the game they're all playing, and this kind of crap is a cheat code to the boss fight, as the kids say. They're gonna speculate anyway, might as well give em something to keep em speculating.
To sum it up: she's Paul McCartney, and the flannel shirt is her "barefoot on the Abbey Road album cover."
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newmusicweekly · 11 months
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Kat Orlando Releases New Album « There I Said It »
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Kat Orlando releases a new album entitled  There I Said it” . The album delves deep into introspective thoughts and issues while the listener can still feel an unstoppable beat ! The new  single “Saint and So” melds Steely Dan jazz blues approach with harmonies that hint of the Beatles. Influenced by Stevie Wonder, Gladys Knight and Bonnie Raitt,  Kat expresses all emotion and attitude while addressing issues like bullying in the song “Some People”. In “Saint So and So” mentioned earlier, she musically asks where are the heroes? And finally “Player” talks back to, well, the player, the entitled super star character who takes advantage of many in his wake. Stream "There I Said It" About Kat Orlando Fascinated with the talents of artists like HerbieMann, Jethro Tull, and Traffic, she began taking lessons and playing the flute at the age of 15. She was also being influenced by the singing of Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross, and Grace Slick. She studied with Jazz Bebop Sax Player George Keith. As as songwriter she is heavily influenced by Stevie Wonder and Prince. Kat recorded 6 albums, Happenstance: Scenario II in 2018 which is a follow up album of her previous release Hypothetical Scenario in 2017, both produced by Grammy-nominated Maurice “Pirahnnahead” Herd. Her most recent EP “There I Said It” was produced by (gospel-influenced writer and vocalist in his own right) Gayle Brannan. Kat Orlando Band performs in the Detroit area. Read the full article
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survey--s · 1 year
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What are two things that you have no problem paying full price for? Decent quality clothes and wax melts. Ever been to a haunted house? How scared were you? No, they’re not really a huge thing here. I mean, they exist but not everywhere and they’re nothing like the ones you see in America. Would you marry somebody who was intensely religious? I wouldn’t marry anyone who was even remotely religious. Do you own any clothes you wouldn’t wear in front of your mother? Sure, lingerie. Does anyone know every little detail about you? Nope, and I wouldn’t want them to either.
Has anyone told you a secret lately that you aren’t allowed to tell anyone? Not so far as I can recall. Where were you when you got your first period? My mum’s work. I’d been on an induction day at school and then had to get a taxi to her work afterwards, and I was waiting for her to finish a meeting when I felt really sick/sore and there it was lol. Luckily I knew/had money and sorted myself out without any issues. Can you change a car tire? I know how to change a tire, but I can’t physically do it on my own. Are you more attracted to men or women? It depends. Do you continue fighting in an argument even though you’re wrong? Hahaha sometimes, I can be so stubborn. Where was the last house you went besides your house? Uh, Jade’s house to drop Copper off after his afternoon walk. Have you ever played paintball? Did you get hit? Nope, it just doesn’t really appeal to me. Right now, are you too hot, too cold or just right? I’ve finally warmed up from being out in the cold and rain all day. Do you ever use a laptop in bed? Not really, I’m normally downstairs on the sofa when I’m on my laptop. Are your parents still together? If not, do you know why? Yeah, they’re happily married. Have you ever been evicted? Why? No. Have you ever worked as a manager or supervisor? Yes to both. What was the last thing you voted for? Probably some poll thing online - nothing important, anyway. What’s the longest you’ve ever stayed awake? Why did you do it? 48+ hours, because I can’t sleep on planes/in airports and we had to fly to Australia which takes ages. Have you ever received a parking fine? Yes, once. Are you in any group chats? Who’s in them? Just one - with Archie’s breeder and all the other owners of his siblings. Do you have a lisp? Yes. Do you have an Instagram account? Do you use it often? Just for business use - I update stories everyday but I don’t update the rest anymore. Have you ever broken up with someone for someone else? No. How many windows are open on your computer? Just one, which has five tabs open. Have you ever taken a shower with anyone before? Yes. What’s your most memorable story from a power outage? Not much. The last time we had a power cut was during the summer - I just sat outside and read my book lol. Is torture ever acceptable? Only if it’s consensual, lol. Would you ever date someone who had an STD, if they were honest and safe? I mean, Mike gets coldsores so technically he has herpes. It doesn’t bother me - we just don’t do anything when he has an active sore. Have you ever kissed under mistletoe? No. Are you still with the person you fell hardest for? If not, do you still care for each other? We’re still together. How many people has he/she been in love with, besides you? He had one serious girlfriend before me. Find 5 people on your Facebook friends list, whose name begins with K. Who are these people, and how did you meet them? Karla - my cousin. Kim - an online friend from my Xanga days, Kathryn - a lady who lives nearby who I know from dog-walks and my business, Kelly - we used to work together about a decade ago, Kat - another friend from my Xanga days. Do you think you are pregnant? I know I’m not pregnant. Do you think hugs are awkward? They definitely can be. What is your favorite band of all time? The Beatles. Do your siblings dye their hair? I don’t have any siblings. Have you ever read someone’s journal? Yeah. If your significant other proposed to you right here, right now, would you accept? We’re already married. Do you think you’ve found the one you want to marry yet? ... Did the last song you listened to hold any special meaning? Nah. How easy would it be to get over the person you currently like/love? It wouldn’t be easy. At all. Have you ever been so quiet that nobody noticed that you were there? Yeah, for sure. When will you see your best friend next? I can go and see Mike whenever I want lol, he’s upstairs at the moment. What book are you reading, currently? I’m not reading anything right now. Whose bed were you on last? My own. What is your favorite neon color? Ever buy nail polish that color? Pink, and no. Has anyone ever gotten in your face completely bitching you out? Yeah. Have you ever gone hunting before? Do you think it’s wrong? I’ve never been but I don’t think it’s wrong so long as you eat what you kill. How many iPods or mp3 players have you had in your entire life? Uh, maybe 4-5. Who was the last person to call you beautiful? What was your reaction? I don’t remember. Do you like watching old home videos of yourself? There aren’t any. Do you ever get paranoid about who your significant other hangs out with? No, but he doesn’t really go anywhere or hang out with anyone lol - he’s pretty introverted and unsocial, which is why we’re so well suited ha. Have you ever visited someone in a psychiatric home or ward? Nope. Can you handle movies involving lots of bugs and insects? Yes. What was the first illegal thing that you did? Did you get caught? Probably illegally downloading music, and no. Sex, menstruation, or puberty - which is the most uncomfortable subject? I don’t really feel uncomfortable talking about any of those things. When you picture flowers in your head, what color are they? Pink or white. Have you ever received a hickey from the last person you kissed? Yeah.  Would you get back with your last ex if you could? Nope. Is it easy for you to accept loss? It depends on the situation. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, how long have you guys been together? Six years, married four. Who was the last person you caught lying to you? I honestly don’t remember. Honestly, how many people do you have feelings for? One. Honestly, do you believe in yourself? I mean, I exist. Ever gotten in trouble for public displays of affection? Nope. Have you ever been drunk or high? Yes. Have you ever chatted with someone on webcam? Sure, I FaceTime my mum most weeks actually. What is the most challenging meal you have ever cooked? I don’t remember. Have you ever had to be put to sleep at a hospital? Why? No. What if a friend asked you to go with her to get an abortion? I would go with her, of course. <--- exactly. Have your parents ever smoked pot? My dad has done, I don’t think my mum ever has. Ever made yourself throw up? Yes. I’d rather be sick than feel sick. Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life? Not to my knowledge. Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theater? No. Are you addicted to technology? Yeah. Any fond memories of your first sleepover? I don’t remember my first sleepover. Have you ever led the prayer at dinnertime? If not, do you want to? Yeah, we all had to take it in turns when I was at primary school. Do you believe in the army, it’s disgraceful to improperly salute? I have no idea what you’re talking about. Do you keep notes, drawings, or letters that people give you? Some of them, sure. Have you had a bf/gf that you never kissed? No. Has anybody criticized the way your significant other looked? I’m sure they have. Who in your life is your number one priority to make sure they’re happy? My husband. What was the last strong scent you smelled? The candle I have burning which is orange and cinnamon scented. How did you discover your favorite band? My dad introduced them to me. When was the last time you performed in front of a group of people? In school years ago.  The last person you kissed treat you right? He does. Are you afraid of clowns? Yeah, they’re creepy. What are you listening to at this moment in time? I’m watching The Simpsons. If you were pregnant, how long would you wait to write something about it on Facebook? I don’t want children. What’s your favorite kind of lip piercing? (monroe, labret, snakebites, etc.) I don’t like lip piercings.
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snowlessknitter · 2 years
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The Masked Singer: S8 E5 Running Commentary (Muppets Night)
Tonight’s show features another set of Masks vying to oust Robo Girl 🤖 👧 as King/Queen of Masked Singer. As always, I always post before seeing any unmaskings, so these are not to be taken as spoilers. And various Muppets will be appearing throughout the show.
Robo Girl 🤖 👧: Either knows or worked with Lindsay Lohan. We also saw the two jars of honey and the music notes reading B and B. After seeing some social media posts and putting together some of the clues with this person, I think it might be Kat Graham. The Lindsay Lohan clue could refer to one of Kat’s first film roles playing alongside Lindsay in The Parent Trap. Kat was also in Honey 2 (the two jars of honey 🍯), and her character’s name in The Vampire Diaries is Bonnie Bennett (B and B).
Beetle 🪲: It’s a beetle dressed like a Beatle! Worked in public service, so was probably a politician or worked for one. Appeared in a popular ‘90s movie and on West End in London, so that likely rules out Anthony Scaramucci. If this person was a politician, he was probably a Republican, because it is incredibly rare to see former Democratic politicians competing on shows like these. Was an Emmy winner. But…thinking a little more deeply on the clues, this person is a former politician (not a President or congressman, though…he was a mayor whose political career ended after a major scandal), had a hugely popular talk show in the ‘90s and appeared in an Austin Powers movie (I can’t remember if it was International Man of Mystery or The Spy Who Shagged me, both of which were released in the 1990s), and had a musical based off of his talk show staged in West End. This person was also born in England. I’m pretty sure this person is none other than Jerry Springer. (Which would buck the trend of former Republican politicians usually appearing on these celebrity shows; Springer served as Mayor of Cincinnati as a Democrat. And that scandal that ended his political career? He paid for the services of a sex worker with a personal check. In the 1980s.)
Lambs 🐑: It’s a trio! I’m not ruling out on the possibility that these lambs could be the girls from The Brady Bunch (as the Mummies were the boys from the same show). But the clues suggested that these ladies are related, and are from Beverly Hills, which would rule out the Brady Bunch girls (who only played sisters). My head is going almost immediately to the Richards Sisters: Kyle, Kathy (who goes by her married name Hilton; she’s Paris and Nicky’s mom), and Kim. Kyle and Kim are known for their reality show superstardom (I can’t remember if Kathy has been in the Real Housewives shows), and at least one of them worked as a child actress (which the clues seemed to suggest).
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kat-trickz · 3 years
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how do i tell my mom that i dont know how to play bass, i just can play it.
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Please go easy on me....it's been a few years since I've written a story let alone letting someone read my trash writing.
Enjoy ~ 
A long and angry growl from my stomach bubbled audibly against the palm of my hand. On any other day I would have been okay with having to skip breakfast....even if it was getting close to dinner time....but we had been walking all over downtown Chicago. I was rightfully starving. 
" Ugh! I don't think I can go on any longer.....I might die..." I whined, hoping for a reaction from the group but all I got was an irritated response from Kyle. 
 " For the last time we don't have time to stop and eat River.... we're so close to the performance spot and if we're even a minute late they'll -" 
" What IS that smell?..." I asked cutting him off in the process. I began looking around to find where the sickly sweet smell was coming from and then I saw it in all it's glory...Rainbow letters spelled out The Yummy Tummy Co. The soft pink building was just screaming at me to come and sample there sweets. I wiped the drool from my face and whipped my head around and looked up at Kyle 
" We don't HAVE to be at the park until 6ish. It's only 4:15 Ky.....give me half an hour. Quick in and out and I'll meet you guys there. " I even gave him a little pout but it wasn't enough. He crossed his arms like an annoyed parent with there child. I was losing hope until an idea hit me. 
"C'mon I KNOW your hungry too....what if I get you something so your not all cranky when we preform huh? You wanna do your best right?" He raised an eyebrow and sighed. 
"25 minutes and half a dozen blueberry glazed doughnuts.... we'll meet you there." I practically jumped in the air and raced to the bakery, barely doing cars as I crossed the busy street. 
I opened the bakery door and a wave of sweet hit me like a ton of bricks. I felt a twinge of anxiety set in as nobody came to greet me....matter of fact nobody else was there. I was alone.
"Hhheeelllllllllllllllllllllllllooooo?" I called out, sightly annoyed that I was gonna leave empty handed. Right as I was about to turn around I saw a plate of brownies sitting on the corner near the cash register with a free sample sign poking out of one of the many brownies. 
"Well....I don't think much harm will come if I just take a few....right?..." My stomach answered with a growl and I grabbed the plate of brownies and was about to sit down when I figured it would be a good idea to grab a drink too....I was about to play for thousands of people....I wanna sound good for all the lovely ladies out there I thought to myself as I scanned the room for something to drink and then I saw the customer fridge stocked with pops and teas but I had my heart set on the Cookies' n Cream milk. I heard kyles nagging voice in the back of my head saying that I shouldn't be messing with dairy because there wouldn't be time for a bathroom break but I shook the thought out of my head and looked at the clock on the wall... 4:17....oh I definitely have time. I sat down and licked my lips as I examined the feast in front of me. A large plate of brownies and 5 20oz bottles of Cookies'nCream milk. With a big smile on my face I grabbed my first brownie in dug in. 
       This was by far the best tasting ANYTHING I have ever had the pleasure of putting in my mouth. It was still warm and a just a touch under baked so it was extra gooey. The fudgyness of the brownie accompanied by the chocolate chips that seemed to melt in my mouth kept my tastebuds begging for more. After I finished that first brownie I chugged a bit of the milk and before I knew it I had a good system going. I'd take a few bites than take a huge gulp of milk and I continued this for awhile. 
      I began to feel my belly expand around the 5 or 6th brownie. I leaned back against the counter and patted my belly.  I was starting to fill up fast but they tasted ssooo good. I unbuttoned my shorts, giving my belly more room to grow as I chuckled to myself. I was definitely a messy eater. Crumbs and mostly eaten brownie bits scattered all over. I had chocolate stains on my shirt that and the tips of my fingers. No doubt my face was covered in the choclately goodness. A satisfied burp escaped my lips and I gave my belly a little rub as I unzipped my shorts. I could telly belly was getting really bloated but to what extent I didn't know. I've always kinda had this fantasy about making myself as huge as possible. The feeling of my soft jiggly belly and massive thighs was always a little bit of a turn on. I felt my face heat up as I was making myself excited. I moaned as I felt all the brownies making their way through my digestive system. I felt as if I died and went to heaven. But before I could grab another brownie I head footsteps in the distance. My heart dropped. I wasn't alone after all. Before I even had time to react I felt hands bang down on the counter I was sitting infront of. Thank God for the ledge of the counter that was hiding me. I could tell my the groans and angry noises coming from whoever was behind the counter that they weren't pleased with my little snack. 
"Who the fuck ate all the brownies?? Ugh I JUST made them this morning! I didn't even get to try this new recipe.....WHOEVER did this needs to fess up NOW!" The fiery voice demanded. I was hoping for a quick escape since they hadn't noticed me yet since they had come from behind the counter and I was sitting infront of it I was hoping I could just crawl out and quickly make a run for it but my stomach had other plans as a long low growl gave away my position. Shit. I looked up at the same time a very confused pair of thick glasses looked down at me. I felt my face flush. I considered myself a 'smooth talker' when it came to women but she was different. For once I had nothing to say. My mind went blank. She walked around to the front of the counter and I sheepishly stood up. There was a breaf silence until she asked 
" Where they good at least? I've been trying these different recipes and I thought I finally got it right but I wasn't sure so I left them out as free samples" she was looking me up and down. I had forgotten that my shorts were completely undone and I could have easily put a toddler to shame with how messy I had ate them. 
"Y-yeah they were amazing! You should DEFINITELY keep that recipe. " I finally had enough courage to look up at her. She was a hair taller than me, just under 6ft. She had dirty blonde hair that was down framing for face, and the most beautiful sky blue eyes I had ever seen. She had a Beatles shirt on from their '64 would tour, black jeans and combat boots. I felt my face turn another shade of darker red when I realized I had gotten lost in her eyes. 
"I'm Kat" she said with a smile. 
" River......my name's River." I said with a nervous smile. ' Jesus what is wrong with me? Why is she making me so nervous? Why is my heart beating so fast?' my stomach growled breaking my train of thought. 'why on earth am I still hungry???' I sighed and placed a hand on my belly. 
" Guess I'm still kinda hungry.....would you mind if?....I mean I'll pay of course even though they're free samples I'd feel bad...Oh! And all the drinks......" I reached into my back pocket ready to pay the small fortune but I got no response from her regarding a prince. I looked at her again to only see she wasn't even paying attention to my words. No. She was fixated on my belly. her face was a little flushed with what I'd assume was excitement as she was biting her bottom lip. I quickly pulled my shirt down and began to button up my shorts. ' no worded she's staring at you she probably thinks your a fucking fat pig' I thought to myself. She quickly noticed this and her eyes grew wide. 
 " No no no please don't. I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.... Your belly is just so massive.....it's kinda....hot..." She trailed off as she took a step closer. My eyes widened in disbelief. 'hot?? She thinks I'M hot???' damn it. I was at a lose for words again. 
 " You think I'm....hOt?" My voice cracked. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.....
    She nodded her head as she messed with her hair " Yes, very.....but you mentioned you where still hungry?" 
     "Yeah, but I don't think I can eat anymore brownies." I said sheepishly. 
    " Oh? Well lucky for you this is a well stocked bakery. Follow me." With a flip of her hair she  spun around and beckoned me to follow with her finger. How could I say no? I shrugged and without another thought I followed her behind the counter. I could tell things were about to get interesting. 
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With John and I it was so special, so special, I think both of us knew we couldn't get that again.  We really were a complete fluke - just two kids who happened to meet up in Liverpool and share an interest and start writing songs together.  And then developed, organically, together... All of these little awarenesses pretty much hit us at the same time over a period of years.  And you really become soulmates when that happens.
Paul McCartney - The McCartney Legacy Vol 1
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josiebelladonna · 2 years
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my mom is utterly obsessed with billie eilish and it’s absolutely sending me.
“she’s really good! she’s funny and has a pretty voice!”
this, from the same woman who tells me to lose weight all because i snore (even when i was thin, i snored - i don’t have sleep apnea, though, otherwise this would be a completely different story) and who got on my case for drinking coffee in her car when it was new and then quite literally pissed her pants on the way home from monterey last week.
i’m going to get absolutely murdered for this. but fuck it: if you support billie, don’t call yourself feminist or empowered ever again (looking at you, hayley - disown a song that you called misogynist like three years ago and then perform it live with her, and for what? it makes you hypocritical, makes feminism look empty, and makes billie that much more unlikable in my eye. i love you, hayley, but that turned me right the fuck off. everything about that night was a betrayal). i mean, she quite literally has a song where she talks about being not like other girls for god’s sake. it’s called “overheated”. i read the comments on the youtube video and they’re fucking hilarious, calling it “empowering” and “ballsy” all because she goes on about people making a huge deal over bodies and that it “must be nice to be made of plastic”. no, it’s that line from all about that bass, “won’t be no stick figure or silicone barbie doll” but made condescending and holier-than-thou. you people have obviously never heard of “occam’s razor”, i.e., the simplest response is the correct one.
it actually makes me angry to think about people finding happier than ever an “empowering” break-up song. i was just confused, especially when i saw that she “screams” in that song - really, i was expecting like a 30 seconds to mars kind of thing, where it builds until jared leto lets out this sudden, loud, unrestrained shriek, or (better yet) dinosaur jr.’s song “don’t”, which is basically just lou barlow screaming his lungs out for 10 minutes.
i feel absolutely manipulated by this little twat and the fact everyone goes ape shit over her is beyond insulting. the beatles weren’t perfect - far from it - but i still love them, though. they’re probably my favorite band now that i’ve hung it up with soundgarden. beatles fans are everywhere now. everyone knows who they are.
no, dave. she did not start a revolution. i get why you might think that, given everyone is doing vocal fry and singing softly and the latest fashion right now consists of clothes two sizes too big and hideous colors. but this is all purely delusional, though.
really, wake the fuck up. she is quite literally the girl you would’ve found on tumblr in 2014 (especially since eilish is her middle name; reminds me of when every girl was going by their first and middle names, myself included) and if you saw her, you’d run the other way. but instead, you all turned her into something mega-popular because... i don’t know. trying to look feminist or woke or some shit.
todd in the shadows over on youtube talks about this theory that he’s had for a while where you have two kinds of pop stars: you have the ones who are infused with that star power and control that they’ll always have that core fanbase to support them once the hype all dies down, and then you have the superstars who get big but then once the bops stop coming, they’re gone. he was talking about katy perry with this theory, with her big fall from grace a few years back and new music from her goes almost unnoticed now, but it makes me curious about billie, though, like... how sustainable all of this is going to be until it all gets tiresome and people are going to be like me and realize that it’s all just a show and that there never was any sincerity there to begin with.
for example: todd talks about having his mentions swarmed by crybaby pop stans from all corners of the internet, except for the “katy kats” and he suspects they never existed. i see the words “billie stans” thrown around... but outside of randos on the internet who follow her because it’s popular and big-name celebs, i could probably count on one hand how many of them i’ve actually seen. singers like miley cyrus, dua lipa, and maybe olivia rodrigo are probably the first kind. i actually really like dua lipa and olivia rodrigo, and even though i tire of seeing miley’s name, i can’t be all that hard on her, though - she was best friends with taylor, after all; her parents are getting divorced, too, something i can totally sympathize with. lana del rey might be another example, given she’s still making good music. it’s not very popular, but much like the other three, she makes her darkness feel substantial (i used to not really care for lana that much, but then i heard lust for life when it came out and i wondered, “huh. maybe there is something here.” and wouldn’t you know, her music is a staple in my library now).
but hearing a song about how you’re not like other girls followed by another one that’s about abuse and how you’re vulnerable, and then proceed to sing with people like hayley and damon albarn (dude, i love you, but shut the fuck up, i don’t need to hear a 17th comment about she writes all her own songs, because no she does not) and then fish for compliments quite literally in the cattiest fashion ever (that on its own just astounded me. backhanded compliments, and thrown at beyonce no less, are not funny, you know that, right?) ...it really makes me wonder about her shelf life.
however. unlike miley, whom of which i’ve returned to sympathy with following taylor’s passing and her parents’ split, i cannot - and will never - feel bad for her once it all goes south, especially after hayley explicitly disowned misery business and then performed it with her the other night. you can’t condemn something as cringe as it goes against your beliefs and then bring it back because her, and you also can’t do something like that and call it “empowering”. like i said, it’s a betrayal. it’s a betrayal to feminism and it’s a betrayal to someone like me who... used to really like these women. i love paramore, they were one of my favorite girl bands growing up, and i was so obsessed with when we all fall asleep when it first came out. but it feels like it’s all just a game now. a game of which girl can score the most with the alternative stuff and who can be *just* the most innovative without turning into imogen heap or bjork (i.e., while still making a shitload of money). but unlike imogen heap or bjork, it’s all hollow, and it all comes off as gross and i feel so insulted.
and worse, i cannot believe that far too many older people, including my own mother, are actually falling for all of this. like, i really feel alone in it. 
after she wore that taylor shirt at the grammys, i wrote a skeptical comment on olivia vedder’s instagram that did not go over well. i won’t get into it, but the responses got me thinking, and it really does feel like everyone’s been brainwashed by the whole woke thing and has short-term memory loss to boot: i mean, hayley disowning misery business wasn’t even that long ago. the pandemic has scrambled our brains and sense of time (i forget what day it is all the time), but do you really expect me to forget something like that, especially when being feminist is what we’re all about? outside of dave’s comments and outside of growing up listening to green day, i have never seen billie mention the foo fighters or any other alternative music before, even while going back and reading interviews with her. i mean, it all feels way too good to be true.
it all really just... feels like a lie.
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The Diary of the Older Collegiate (#TheFreshman Series) (1)
Synopsis : Annabelle Green is somewhat in a situation no thirty year woman would want to find herself in : (Un) Happily divorced, childless and with a job worth peanuts and migraine. The downward spiral of her life doesn't seem to end anytime soon until her sister reminds her of her most cherished dream.
College.
part 1 | part 2 | part 3
MAY 3, 2019
3.30 A.M.
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I hate myself.
No, really. I may have called it once or twice in the past due to mild anger or frustration, but this.
This is real.
I mean, I may be the only person who would:
A) Cry over a failed marriage during an interview
B) Scratch that, cry over a failed marriage in midst of the most IMPORTANT interview in my entire career!
C) Go straight to the pub later to drown my sorrows when I know perfectly well what would happen if I do get drunk.
D) Do what would be obvious to a broken-hearted, career destroyed, thirty year old drunk woman: Leave a string of carefully selected profanities on the voice mail of my beloved ex-husband.
E) Waking up several hours later on the side of god-knows-what street staring in horror at the drunken messages I've sent to everyone in my cell's contact list- which would also include my parents.
And to think of it, I managed it all in little less than 12 hours last night.
I think I'll just dig a burrow in my apartment and never come out of it. Wait a minute...
That's it! I'm never leaving my apartment again. It'll be perfect- I'll take up one of those work-at-home jobs they always advertise on the internet, eat ramen noodles for sustenance and stay protected from the world outside throughout my life.
In fact, I'll tip off my doorman to tell my family that I've left to pursue my inner self and I may never come back again. As many years pass by, my family would mourn over my presumed death while I get a plastic surgery done and change my name to something untraceable like Ronal Wallis.
Oh, jolly good! A brilliant idea. Why didn't I ever think of this before?
MAY 3, 2019.
13.30 P.M.
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Err; maybe the whole change-my-identity-and-live-happily plan didn't exactly work.
Don't get me wrong, it didn't totally blow up or anything. My doorman, Steve did his job perfectly, informing my sister that I have indeed joined Deepak Chopra on a journey to find myself in a tiny village in the Himalayan Valleys. He narrated the story in such a sober tone that even I found myself believing him for a moment.
But Steve and I didn't realize that in order to leave the country, I would actually need my passport- The passport which is still in my ex-husband's apartment along with the rest of the stuff I was going to pick up this week.
Unfortunately, my sister was very much aware of this piece of information.
"Anna, it's been two months. You've got to get your shit together. You cannot stay dep-" I gave my sister a warning glance.
Not the D-word. Definitely not the D-word.
"I'm completely fine."I mumbled, looking down at the dregs of my empty coffee mug.
"No, you're not completely fine Annabelle Green. You've stopped calling, stop visiting all of us. Hell, nowadays you don't even get your ass out of the bed. Now, I know what Luc-"she stopped short, taking in my pained expression.
Another word I do not want to hear – Luc- Lucas.
Lucas .Lucas. Lucas.
"I'm sorry," Kat, my sister, bowed her head down low. "I shouldn't have brought him up."
"Yeah, you shouldn't have." My eyes closed from exhaustion. "Kat, why are you here?"
"Well, last night you-"
"I KNOW. It was a mistake. And I think I sent an explanatory text earlier this morning."
"That won't stop me from checking up on you, Anna. I'm bloody worried about you."
My eyes descend down to her enormous belly. She shouldn't worry about me right now- I'm not the one who is due for two bouncing baby boys in less than two months.
Did I just say bouncing? Oh, Lord.
"How're the boys kickin'?" I pat her belly gently, forcing myself to smile.
Her face instantly relaxes. "Oh, they're kickin', all right," she smiles at me, "Didn't give me a wink of sleep last week."
Well, that makes the two of us.
"I can't wait for little John and Paul to meet their ol' Aunt Anna." At least this was true. The arrival of my twin nephews is the only thing keeping me up for the past couple of months.
"Anna, we have talked about this. I'm not naming the kids after The Beatles."
"Why not? I recommend you have another set of twin boys so we'll have the entire boy band in our family."
"And have four crazy boys running around the household? No thanks. Phil and I would probably die of insanity."
Sigh. Phil and Kat. Their story is the closest you'd ever get to a fairytale- childhood sweethearts; they were two young teenagers wildly in love but were painfully separated to colleges at the opposite ends of the country. When it looked like it was truly over between them, they reconciled during the summer after college. It was literally The Notebook all over again, leaving out all the letter writing and the crazy house building. I don't think Phil is capable of fixing a broken lock, let alone build an entire house.
Suddenly, I felt someone holding my hand tightly. I look up to see Kat's eyes filled with tears. "Annie, come home. Mum and Dad miss you. I miss you. We want to stay with you in these difficult times. A few days away from Seattle will do you good. "She gets up. "Mum, Dad and Phil are waiting for us in the car downstairs. I'll help you pack up."
My heart softens, but I raise my eyebrows in sarcasm. "So, they sent you to emotionally blackmail me, right? Well, it's working, Mommy –in-waiting."
She tweaks my nose playfully. "It always does, baby sis."
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A/N :
Hi there, thank you for taking the time to read my new diary styled new ChickLit series:
"The Diaries of an Older Collegiate"(#TheFreshman).
If this chapter ignited an interest for this series, please let me by reblogging or sending me a message. I'm very new to Tumblr writing so it'll really help me calm my nerves :")
Lastly, I'm tagging a few lovely authors here whose works I've been binge reading and they've really inspired me to put out my work out here. Authors, if you like this chapter, I'd be very grateful if you could share it among your network and let me know :)))))
@go1denjeon, @ladyartemesia,@noteguk,@junghelioseok
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lahellacute · 3 years
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about me
Thank you for the tag @somin-yin 😊 
I’m so sorry i'm late with this. I’ve been filling it slowly and then just forgot about it 😔
Gonna put this under the cut since it’s too long. I feel like i replied “i can’t choose” to most these lmao What can i say ? I’m indecisive. 
Name/Nickname: “Kao” I used to go by Kat but i just don’t feel it anymore. Plus, Kao is actually just more accurate. 
Pronouns: She/Her.
Star sign: Pisces ♓️
Height: Around 162 cm, which is 5′3/5′4. 
Time: 21:56
Birthday: 10 March.
Favorite bands: So many !!! Arctic Monkeys, The Beatles, Klaatu, Fleetwood Mac, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queen, Nirvana, Maroon 5, Oasis etc.
Song stuck in my head: Doja Cat Ft. SZA - Kiss Me More.
Favorite solo artists: Omg sooo many, even more so than the bands lmao 
Last movie: “Corpse Bride”. I rewatched it the other day and it’s actually the first movie i watched in over a year. 
When did I create this blog: 16 February 2020. 
What do I post: Bryce, Bryce and Bryce lol 80% of my posts are about Bryce. The 20% is mostly Open Heart, then Choices and just other random interests and things (the last ones are more reblogs than actual posts). 
Last thing I googled: “Winx Mitzi” lol I was talking to some friends on Discord about dark haired mean girls in cartoons and someone brought her up, so i had to google her to remember what she looked like.
Other blogs: @masonshine which is my sideblog for The Wayhaven Chronicles and Interactive Fiction in general (mostly Fallen Hero and Mindblind, aside from TWC).
Why I chose my URL: Because i love Bryce Lahela and he’s cute lol I created this tumblr just for him and to interact with fellow Bryce stans, and i really wanted a pun with his name as my URL. So this came to mind and i’m really attached to it 🥺
Do I get asks: Once in a whiiile i guess. I LOVE asks so do send me more if you want !
Following: 96
Followers: 339 (Thank you all 🥰)
Average hours of sleep: About 6-8 hours i think. My sleep is super disjointed tho lol
Lucky number(s): 7, 10 and 11. 
Instruments: None unfortunately 😔
What am I wearing: Grey yoga pants and a black t-shirt. 
Dream trip: SO many places but currently it’s Japan 🇯🇵🌸
Favorite food: I cannot choose only one, that’s torture lool 
Languages: I’m fluent in French, Arabic, English and an indigenous language of my country (i rarely speak it tbh but i can and i understand it more or less entirely). I’m conversational in Spanish but can basically understand everything. And i can read Korean. 
Favorite song: There is no way i’m able to choose lol I don’t have only one !
Last book read: The Duke & I. But i stopped reading it... I really need to pick it back up. But if interactive novels count then Samurai of Hyuga (book 2).
Top three fictional universes i’d like to live in: Ghibli, Narnia and Open Heart (sorry not sorry lol).  
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red-elric · 3 years
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@eclipsingstar tagged me in this ty ❤️ 30 questions about me 👁
name/nickname? kat
gender? i hardly know 'er! (agender)
star sign? aquarius
height? 5'10" (roughly)
time? 1:38 pm
birthday? 1/28/2001 (next week 👁)
fave bands? the killers, the beatles, the heavy, fun
fave solo artists? god do i know any..... uhhh i liked p!nk for a while in high school
song stuck in my head? sweet dreams (are made of this), eurythmics
last movie? lotr: return of the king last night bb
last show? psycho pass s3
blog start? august 10, 2019
what do i post? 90% reblogs of shit on my dash + whatever tag i feel like scrolling thru, 10% fruits basket metas lmao
last thing googled? sarchengsey ao3 lmfao
other blogs? nope!
do i get asks? sometimes! usually when i start posting metas i get a couple. but then i start pissing ppl off and they stop again lmao
why i chose my url? see okay when i was in middle school there was homestuck. and i was also just starting to need usernames for things. my brother suggested i should use smth cooler than davestrider69, so redmiles became r3dmi1es as soon as i encountered smth w redmiles taken, and uhh here we are
following? 61
followers? 128
average hours of sleep? 8-12 usually! im not big on caffiene so i try to keep on top of my sleep schedule lol. my brother thinks im insane for how much i sleep
instruments? little bit of guitar and ukulele. not enough to impress a musician, but enough to play chords while i sing lol
what am i wearing? pajamas--i got the full 12 hours today so im honestly still sitting where i had breakfast this 'morning'
dream job? something in manufacturing, maybe in prototype building? i'm studying mechanical engineering and it truly is my passion ahaha
dream trip? i've been to denmark a couple of times and i wouldn't mind going again! it's less about the location for me and more about the people (i have family friends in denmark) so anywhere i could go to relax with ppl i love would be nice. i don't particularly like cities, though
favorite food? probably bbq pork ribs, although i've been known to like lots of different bbq stuff, and also hamburgers
nationality? american :/
favorite song? somebody to love, queen
last book? the raven king, maggie stiefvater (i shit you not i read the four books of trc in four days this week. someone help me)
top three fictional universes i'd like to live in? hmmm i think i'd love living in resembool (fmab), the settings in cowboy bebop always seemed cool, and i think i might like living in middle earth somewhere (lotr)
this was fun! no pressure obvsly but i think i'll tag @johasissues @bubblesandstarsss @ghostietea and then im sure everyone in the discord is gonna tag each other but if you're from the discord and no one else has tagged you yet? consider yourself tagged 😤
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esperantoauthor · 4 years
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All Kinds of Memes!
I was tagged by @20xbetterthanu​ and @heartsmadeofbooks​. Thank you lovely people!! I hate when tag games get long so I’m making my own post but your stuff was cute!
10 Songs Meme
Rules: You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to! Put your playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and then tag 10 people! No skipping!
I’m listening to my “pump up my mood” playlist on spotify so I’m going to try to remember what came up recently and write down whatever comes up next.
1. U Should Know Better by Robyn (feat Snoop Dogg)
2. I’m Still Hot by Luciana
3. Halo/Walking on Sunshine by Glee Cast
4. Good as Hell by Lizzo
5. Whatever Happened to Saturday Night (Hot Patootie) by Glee Cast feat John Stamos
6. Sorry not Sorry by Demi Lovato
7. Give up the Funk by Glee Cast
8. Me Too by Meghan Trainor
9. Ladies’ Choice by Zac Efron (Hairspray Soundtrack)
10. Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels by Todrick Hall
7 Albums Meme
Rules: Make an image HERE of your top 7 albums, just type in the name and select the alb. This can be too 7 of all time or this year or whatever you’d like.
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[Albums pictured: Hamilton Soundtrack, Stop Making Sense, Follow That Road (folk compilation), Beatles Anthology 3, Pirate Radio Soundtrack, Born Naked, Glee Presents the Warblers]
Check In Meme
1. How has your day been? It has been pretty decent. My insomnia was acting up over the weekend so Monday I was horribly exhausted; today was much better but I was still pretty tired. 
2. What’s the last thing that made you smile? The spotify ad that said “Veg up” but I heard it as “Vag up.” It’s the little things, isn’t it?
3. What’s keeping your entertained these days? Reading and writing fic, interacting with my little cadre of tumblr pals (e.g. making oven charts for @spookyklaine​...honestly trying to make people laugh is very entertaining for me), playing Stardew Valley, my weekly trivia night with friends over zoom, and as of yesterday we are watching the newest season of Dancing with the Stars (because we noticed there were episodes in the DVR).
4. If you’re in some kind of quarantine/self-isolation what do you hope to achieve in this time? I’d like to not die. K thnx.
5. Post selfie, if you’re comfortable doing so:
I’m not, so please enjoy this photo of the gorgeous Kat Dennings. Someone once told me she was my celebrity lookalike and I was SO FLATTERED.
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Phone Background / Last Song / Last photo I saved
Phone Images Meme
Phone Background: It is pure black like my soul 😈
Last Song: [okay I’ll put whatever comes up after I get through my ten for the other part]
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Last Photo I Saved: I already posted the actual last photo I saved so here’s one I haven’t posted on here. I joined a new meme group on facebook and it has been great!
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Tags:
You can skip certain memes if you don’t want to post them.
@spookyklaine​, @justgleekout​, @kuiinncedes​, @porcelain-nightbird​, @kurthummeldeservesbetter​, @mytrashunicorn​, @klainetrashnumberone​, @klainedrops-on-roses​, @spaceorphan18​
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