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#justin russo incorrect quotes
Justin: Next question. You’re into Y/n.
Alex: That’s not a question.
Justin: So you agree, it’s a fact.
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the-skull-breaker · 7 months
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Sifuu : son ?
toddler Hassian : yes, mommy ?
Sifuu : how old are you, boy ?
toddler Hassian : I am three, mommy !
Sifuu : take this knife, go hunt a sernuk. *hands him over a knife*
toddler Hassian : *takes the knife and smiles* just one ?
Sifuu : ohohoh !
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Alex: we need to get through this locked door. justin, give me your credit card
Justin: here
Alex, pocketing it: thanks. mason, kick down the door
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Watching the WOWP finale like
Justin: I can let my friends get killed, but I draw the line at disqualifying us all from the Wizard Competition.
Me: You can let your friends get killed?!
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thetwiceexceptional · 3 years
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Hermione: Look! An animal translator spell!
Neville: Nah, that doesn't work, I tried it on my pet toad once and it just kept on saying "Keep this guy away from me, keep this guy away from me."
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rosecaffelatte · 3 years
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Suna: Hello, officer. Yes, I’d like to report–
Aran: *grabs phone away from Suna*
That you’re doing a great job. Yep. Keep it up. Love ya.
*hangs up*
Aran: Suna! What were you gonna tell them?!
Suna: Not that I love them.
Aran: People don’t hear it enough.
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robinrequiems · 3 years
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dick: jason, stop that!
dick: that looks illegal!
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Alex: I think I have an idea.
Justin: A good one?
Alex: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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tsi90ikik · 7 years
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Dean “I’m Batman” Winchester
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Alex: Something’s off.
Justin: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Alex: No, but that’s funny.
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Y/n: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.
Alex:
Justin:
Max: Who won gold?
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Y/n: Now Justin, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but—
Justin: That’s because you’re short
Y/n:
Justin, sweating: I take it back
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Y/n: when we first met you, we thought you were weird and annoying.
Justin:
Max:
Jerry:
Theresa:
Harper:
Alex:
Justin: and?
Y/n: and you are.
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Alex: I can’t believe I agreed to this.
Y/n: This was your idea.
Alex: I can’t believe you agreed to this.
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Justin: $1,200?
Alex: we don’t have that kind of money! especially not harper
Harper: they took away my credit cards
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Justin: there are only three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the alex way
Harper: isn’t that just the wrong way?
Justin: yeah, but it’s faster
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