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[iwaoiness]

Oikawa: if i dont survive tomorrow's operation i want u to know that ill never forgive u if u fall in love again

Oikawa: in fact u should mourn for a minimum of 13 years iwachan

Oikawa: but i want u to be so happy okay

Oikawa: not in love yet but happy

Iwaizumi: they're just going to remove your wisdom teeth tooru tf are u saying now

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[slaytism]

Hinata: my boyfriend is too tall to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?

Tsukishima: kick him the nuts, and when he's doubled over in pain, kick him again.

Nishinoya: dump him

Tanaka: wait like a lion, and then when he's not expecting it, attack him with kisses!

Yachi: tickle him and when he's down give him kisses.

Kageyama: NO! TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to bend down- ok?

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[remremmm]

Lev: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Kuroo: Actually Lev, it’s salt.

Lev: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Kuroo: Uh Lev, that would be salt.

Kuroo: *takes the salt packer from Lev* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

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[tsumiomi]

Kiyoomi: */At Miya's front porch asking for another chance Osamu: Who's more important? Me, your brother who loves you even when you're a mess, or him, that jerk who only loves you when he's available? Atsumu: */Opens the door while looking at Osamu Osamu: And he did not hesitate-

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[manyaasaluja]

Some in court embarrassment 

inspired by incorrect haiku quote! By pastelrengas

https://at.tumblr.com/pastelrengas/yamaguchi-are-you-the-big-spoon-or-the-little/jrkjpq7wcmgu

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[villain-philia]

Matsukawa: I always introduce Hanamaki as my partner, I like the term

Oikawa: Partner? Are you cowboys, detectives or husbands?

Hanamaki: Bold of you to assume we can't be all three

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[le-panda-chocovore]

Haikyuu characters as things my friends said

NEKOMA VERSION

Kuroo : It's not criminal, it's ingenious !

Kenma : He killed many people, he's cold, and we love main characters like that.

Lev : When I'm mad I become italian and I hate it.

Yaku : I'm gonna smash you so hard that you'll cum.

Yamamoto : I HAVE FOUND THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS !!!!

Fukunaga : There's 'gode' in Godzilla 👀

(gode = dildo)

Inuoka : I wouldn't be surprised if I was a nudist or an exhibitionist in a past life

Kai : Dying is for dead people.

Teshiro : I'm at least the 17th weel of the carriage !!

Shibayama : I think I accidentally walk on her head-

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[fvtakuchi]

Atsumu: ... and of course Shouyou-kun was there, looking at everyone with his bright smile-

Suna: why is he talking about Hinata?

Osamu: i'm not sure, i asked him about the weather and now we're here

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[iwas-tooru]

*at a haunted house* makki:it's kinda dark here, i'm scared... mattsun: don't worry babe, i got this mattsun: *stomps feet* mattsun: *sketchers light up* makki:

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[how-do-i-delete-this-acc]

y/n: riiiiin! im home early!

rin: y/n! *hides phone behind back*

y/n: *gasps* w-why are you hiding your phone behind your back? are you.. cheating or something? haha..

rin: n-no! of course not!

y/n: then show me your phone.

rin: i- well- *groans and shows phone*

phone: *cuts soap with one of those reddit AITA stories in the background*

y/n: ...

rin: ...

y/n: k.

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[iwaoiness]

Oikawa: i was thinking

Oikawa: if i were a chip would u eat me?

Oikawa: i mean i would be among other chips

Oikawa: wAIT HOW WOULD U KNOW WHST CHIP I AM?

Oikawa: DONT TELL ME U WOUKLD EAT THE OTHRE CHIPS???

Iwaizumi:

Iwaizumi: next time try to not think

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[slaytism]

Sugawara: How did none of you hear what I just said?!?!

Kageyama: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Hinata: I got distracted halfway through

Yachi: I was doing homework

Yamaguchi: I was drawing you, look, you're in a dinosaur costume!

Tsukishima: Ignoring you was a conscious decison.

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[remremmm]

Yamamoto: You're smiling. What happened?

Yaku: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Kenma: Kuroo tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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[tsumiomi]

Kiyoomi: Just be yourself.

Atsumu: */Is himself

Kiyoomi: Not like that.

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[whxre4hange]

haikyuu but with a philosophical discussion about coffee

nishinoya: they call me coffee cuz i grind so fine

tanaka: they call me coffee ‘cause I keep you up past 2am

tsukkishima: they call me coffee because i’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what i am 

nishinoya: oh

tanaka: oh

tsukkishima: oh

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[villain-philia]

Suna: iced coffee isn’t a meal TO YOU, I’m built different

Osamu: I am begging you to eat a proper meal

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