If Mumbo ever decides to do merch again, I am BEGGING him to make merch related to the shops he's built/gonna build
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love being transgender , positivity, blah blah , whatever but i HATE GETTING SWERVED AND SPITROASTED BY CVS AMD PLANNED PARENTHOOD AFTER PAYING COLD HARD CASH FOR A GAY LITTLE APPOINTMENT THAT ALLOWS ME TO BUY FUCKING SYRUP THAT MAKES ME A MAN AND THEN NOT EVEN GETTIGN IT FOR SOME REASONI CANT EVEN CALL MY BITCH ASS 1 STAR RN PROVIDER AND BE LIKE HEYYYYYYYYY WHY IS MY THIGN ON HOLD :333BECAUSE HER NUMBERS JUST THE PP NUMBER AND WHENEVET I CALL THE PHARMACY OR PP ITS LIKE beep boop sorry go fuck yourself GOD
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Ok BUT WHAT if Johnny and Kenshi different first meeting (warning for mentioning drugs);
when Johnny's visiting Japan (Kenshi is a Yakuza member in this au!) And this superstar, this gorgeous man approaches him in one of fancy clubs (also belongs to gangsters) and flirts with him openly, he buys Johnny drinks and before he knows, Johnny drags him in bathroom, makes two lines of cocains, Johnny gets high so fast (you never get used to drugs) while Kenshi's still sober (he's a criminal after all, it takes more than one line to get him high) and they make out in the bathroom, Johnny pulls him in one of stalls and drop on his knees as Kenshi caresses his face, runs fingers through soft, brown strands of hair...💕
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hhhhhhhhhhhhh- insert static like hissing here(im going insane)
yan vox save me yandere vox save me
save me yandere vox
yandere vox please
I NEED MORE YANDERE VOX FANART THAT DOESNT HAVE ALASTOR OR ANY R-DIOSTATIC CONTENT IN ITTTT
I NEED ME A FUCKED UP VOX STALKING PEOPLE THROUGH TECH EUUUUUUUUU
THIS MAN FITS THE YANDERE CATEGORY SO WELL BUT NOTHINGGG
NADA
NADA DAMN THING-
i swear im gonna teach myself how to draw just to have my hands on something like that eiufdfjkslfo-
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Personally I don’t think they’ve had any cosmetic surgery but I’d love to know your thoughts!
First of all, I want to say, it literally doesn’t matter if they have or not. It’s not deep. They are grown men with grown up money. What they choose to do with their own bodies is up to them.
That being said, I think Dan had had some sort of nose job. It could just be how his face has changed due to aging but there seems to be subtle differences. I also think he’s had his teeth done/whitened.
Phil, I reckon, has had Botox because that man’s skin is wonderfully smooth. I feel like he’s had like, some sort of plumping in his cheeks, too? I don’t know what that’s called.
This feels like a very old school tumblr speculation post. But I am literally just making an observation. More power to them, honestly.
In conclusion, does it make sense if I just say they look like they have rich people skin?
*my opinion doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. These are just my thoughts.
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i am begging on my hands and knees for jon matteson and bryce charles to sing a song together. since i first watched npmd, every single day without fail i have thought about their harmonies together in hatchet town (“if he gets me next i could be three” and “fits the bill, he fits the bill”) literally the sickest harmonies in the entire show, i turn into a little gremlin every time i hear them. their voices sound SO good together it actually makes me a little ill. my favourite song my favourite line my favourite harmonies, their voices blend perfectly and i am so desperate to hear them sing a duet to hear them singing together again pls pls please pls pls pls. pls.
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