#just like ???

[bi-writes]

can't stop thinking about dark!simon with a sunshine!curvy!fem!reader, it's gnawing at my brain. (18+)

greeting him when he comes home in a little apron with dough smeared across your cheeks. you're bouncing in the kitchen, giggling as you wrap your arms around his neck. one burly arm hooks around your waist as he palms one side of your ass, and you kiss his lips over his blood-soaked mask again and again as you coo, "missed you so much, made you chocolate chip..."

you talk and talk and talk and talk. you're always talking. you're always whispering in his ear and chattering as he drives and telling him some story about something he missed while he was gone as you tidy up the flat. you never stop talking, never run out of things to tell him, and despite the monotone voice and the lack of response, he hears every single word that you say, and he forgets nothing. when he makes his way back on base, johnny is waiting, eager to hear an update about the receptionist at your work and if she is actually sleeping with your manager.

you wash his clothes without even blinking. you're at the sink, a bucket of cold, suddy water there as you scrub at his shirt. there's peroxide at the side, and you use a delicate hand as you scrub at the stains on it. ghost watches from the doorway as you hum to yourself, in a little pair of shorts with your hair tied up as you rinse the shirt clean. blood runs down the drain, and his shirt is clean as new.

you always find some kind of weapon around the house. you bend down to brush crumbs off the kitchen chairs, and you scold simon with a glossy pout because he left a bloody knife taped under the table. you whine when you find a grenade sitting in the same drawer you keep your tampons in. you complain when you take out the jar of rice to make dinner, and there's a small handgun hidden between the grains. but your face always softens when he cups your cheeks with two big hands, kissing you warmly, muttering, "gotta keep y'safe, luvvie...know there's a bloody line waitin' for a taste of y'r cunny, baby."

you visit him on base once in light wash denim and a white tshirt, sneakers hitting the linoleum and purse swinging as you wave at him. he's standing in front of a line of privates, watching them do jumping jacks, and his eyes light up a little when he sees you waving at him enthusiastically. when he finally makes it to you, he shoves you into the nearest supply closet and tugs your jeans down just enough to fit his cock between your thighs. when he's walking you out, the boys watch as you cling to simon's arm, a lovesick grin on your sweaty face as you flutter your lashes up at him.

he loves when your manicured hands touch him. scratching along his scalp, tracing the edge of his jaw, cupping the bulge in his pants. you're so sweet, the most giggly girl, and he loves tasting the strawberry of your gloss as you make him cum with your hand, cooing against his lips about how strong he is, how much you love him, how you would do anything for him.

he loves it most when you see him for what he really is. when he comes home battered and bruised, bloody clothes sticking to him, a snarl to his voice and the adrenaline of an op still pumping through his veins. he loves that nothing about him scares you. that even like this, you lean up on your toes and kiss him softly, that you get some of the blood and dirt smudges on the pink of your pajama pants, and you don't care, that he strangled a man with these very hands only hours ago, and you still want him to touch you.

he loves that you love him. that when he feeds his cock into you that night, in nothing but your baby pink lingerie, that you barely need any prep at all from how wet you are. thick thighs spreading apart, sticky slick shining on your skin, cunt nice and ready for him because you have missed him that much. he loves that no matter how ugly he feels, you always find him attractive, that no matter how many people he tells you that he killed tonight, all you do is smile and pucker your lips, and tell him, "it's okay, teddy bear, they deserved it, didn't they?" and yeah, they did, cause it is kill or be killed, and there is no universe where ghost does not fight to get back here, to get back to this pretty pussy, to get back to the bed he shares with you so he can watch those pretty tits bounce every time he fucks his cock into you.

ghost loves his pretty girl. all smiles. all soft, so cute, just perfect. ghost casts a shadow over the room, and you just brighten it right back up. ghost tracks blood into the house, and there you are to cover it all up with citrus and soap.

yeah. always just sunshine and smiles at home.

#i want to elaborate on this so much #just like #responding to every nasty thing he says with a laugh and a smile #calling him pookie when he licks the blood off his knife #squeezing his cheeks after he cracks someone's skull open #kissing his bloody knuckles when he comes home from the pub #yeah yeah yeah yeah #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #ghost mw2 #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #ghost mwii #ghost x reader #cod #call of duty #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley smut #dark!simon #simon thoughts

[eddiesangels]

dans so pretty. he knows it but need him to know more cause he’s so pretty

#is that weird to say #just like #he’s so #pretty #dan howell #dan and phil #phan #dnp #phil lester

[bruciemilf]

I can’t explain, it but Thomas Wayne should be a cigarette mom

God help you if you cross this man at 4 in the morning at a Krispy Donut parking lot cause his cat of a child chased a rat. Voice sounding like a broken car motor, but like. Sexy. “The hell are you lookin’ at?! God damn it— BRUCE. Take that outta your mouth.”

#if you watch kimmi Rhodes you know what I’m talking about #just like #‘god DAMN it Bruce! you got to the count of 3 to stop biting that god damn mailman! one! TWO. TWO. AND. A HALF.’ #very rough guy but damn he can be sweet #tiny Bruce had it both rough and fun. wine mom Martha also!!! #thomas wayne #dc comics #text #batman #batfamily #bruce wayne #baby bruce #young bruce wayne

[rooolt]

btw I’m being so normal about the fact that the only time riz incurred stress this episode was on behalf of his friend. I’m being so regular

#Just like #oh my god he’s the guy of all time #And there are many things severely wrong with him #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #riz gukgak

[khayalli]

It started off as a "haha what if rise!donnie was wearing bayverse's outfit and then i got possessed

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise!donnie #tmnt bayverse #tmnt 2018 #i'm unwell. #this was slapped out maybe one day i'll fix it up #just like #grab em by the suspenders #donatello rottmnt #khayas art #tmnt #tmnt fanart

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

maybe a bit of a weird thing to post during alectopause but honestly I'm a little excited about the fandom after the series is finished for good. Maybe it's just because of how I engage with most fandoms on this site but there's something to be said about a ""dead"" fandom, yknow?

Being able to discuss a story in its entirety, critical analysis (and loving a story despite whatever flaws you find in it), tamsyn writing a different book and the more personal interactions within a fandom past its peak are some of my favourite things about getting into fandoms on this website, it's great!

But hey, maybe I'm just a weirdo that's a bit too much into a dead body

#JUST LIKE #nah but fr! its gonna be so cool #some of strongest bonds on this website were made because the other person was also into some thing nobody cares about anymore #some of my best friends are normal about vriska serket #so personally i am looking forward to when in five years i meet a girl at party find out she is also normal about harrowhark nonagesimus #and then get into a deeply codependent relationship with her #its gonna be awesome #also something something i like when stories end #the locked tomb

[bluedeedeedoop]

Here’s your food, my children. (i love these two sm)

#barrissoka #barriss offee #i’m screaming i love themmmmm #just like #ahsoka trying to keep herself entertained when wanting to hang with barriss #love this concept with my heart #ahsoka tano #my art #star wars #the clone wars #barriss offee deserves better #star wars clone wars

[ameamedraws]

#yugioh #prideshipping #atem #seto kaiba #ame draws #just the idea of seto leaning into atem’s touch once he’s comfortable is so dear to me #just like #you know #this man is so touch starved I’m afraid #also atem is definitely the guy that just starts saying these things unbothered #also sorry for no art in a while I have been struggling a bit #still very much into them

[pirateshavefeelingstoo]

I’m kind of obsessed with the casual intimacy of wearing each other’s clothes

#i just think it’s really cute #it doesn’t even have to be like all the time #but just imagine #coming around the corner #and seeing them in your flannel #just like #going about their day #casual intimacy #of any kind #makes my heart flutter #wlw #lgbtq #bi #bisexual #lesbian #sapphic #wlw yearning #bi yearning #lesbian yearning #sapphic yearning #wlw romance #bi romance #lesbian romance #sapphic romance

[yandere-daydreams]

momentarily breaking my silence to wonder aloud if it would be out of character for gojo to say something as stupid as 'if i was your husband i'd be too busy fucking you to die'. i personally would not put it above him but i also think he'd feel a little bad if it made you cry. just a little.

#on one hand it is pretty tasteless from just a realistic dialogue angle #but on the other i do not think of gojo as a creature who generally thinks #just like #at all #nobody: #no one: #gojo: rip your dead husband but i'm built different #personal

[i-am-a-fan]

So one head-canon turned into another and then another and then another an-

#lego monkie kid #lmk #my art #speck art #lmk mk #lmk qi xiaotian #lmk fanart #lmk monkie kid #lmk season 4 spoilers #LOOK AT THE COLORS YALL #AHHH #literally brain Rotted over this #just like #ohhh what if mk’s power is reality manipulation #wait that’s the long armed baboon’s ability? #wait he can control the planets and the stars #wait mk’s name/ nick name is little heaven #wait a blue sky? a blue heaven? #wait the original samadhi fire was blue #and then i snowballed into the nichest part of reality i could make myself fold into #ask me about the tails. ask me about the tails. as-

[ryderdire]

#nothing angaist those videos honestly I like them great for drawing but like #just like #i don’t want to be seen no how dare #ryders rambles #my notfs would die and I don’t want that

[helpimtrappedinthetextbox]

Arthur Bennet would absolutely put Emizel in Air Jail if he got too annoying

Just hold him up to keep him out of problems

Arthur would not know how to deal with children/young adults, so he'd treat them like small animals

Tell me I'm wrong.

#jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi the suckening #jrwi arthur #arthur bennett #just roll with it Arthur #just roll with it arthur bennet #jrwi arthur bennett #jrwi emizel #emizel tucker #jrwi emizel tucker #just roll with it emizel #just roll with it emizel Tucker #jrwi shilo #jrwi shilo bathroy #just roll with it shilo #just roll with it shilo bathroy #ALSO i can see that being how Arthur gets Shilo out in episode 4 #just like #grabbing shilo under his arms then pucking him up and walking out XD

[unbidden-yidden]

Jewish Song of the Day #26: Lo Yisa Goy

Comments:

Okay this one is aimed at kids, but it's so pretty and it doesn't come across as only enjoyable for children in my opinion.

I like this version, because it also includes another Jewish song "don't walk in front of me, I may not follow..." which I enjoy a lot.

Normally I don't translate lyrics, but in honor of the many people who have tried to tell me that "goy" is a slur, I think it warrants a little explanation.

"Goy" in the Tanakh literally just means "nation;" it's usage to refer to a non-Jewish individual person came much later.

The Hebrew words are: "Lo yisa goy el goy cherev lo yil'medu od milchamah"

לֹא יִשָּׂא גוֹי אֶל גוֹי חֶרֶב לֹא יִלְמְדוּ עוֹד מִלְחָמָה.

And these are the words translated (they are from Isaiah 2): "Nation shall not lift sword against nation, neither shall they learn war anymore."

An important prayer for our time, may it arrive speedily and within our days!

#just like #jewish music #Jewish Song of the Day

[thequeenofsastiel]

#obviously I mean in a non s*xual way #just like #pictures of your children or something #I got to take a picture of myself and my godson #he's only one so he can't consent #they were cute pictures and I want to post them #but he can't consent and that makes me uneasy #anyways #my polls #reblog for a bigger sample size #please

[atelier-amelia]

[DERRINGER MERYL]

I loved the early concept designs for Meryl so I smashed a few of the up heheh

#art #trigun #trigun stampede #meryl stryfe #trigun 98 #trigun fanart #my art #i have FEELINGS ABOUT MERYL STRYFE #JUST LIKE #SHES SO FUCKING GOOD OK #anyway i gave her chub and stretch marks because SHE DESERVES THEM AND THEY'RE COOL