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#jl headcanons
mathiwrites · 30 days
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headcanons // slang (cake)
arthur: who do you think has the most cake? hal: definitely barry both look at orm expectantly orm: orm: ????? orm: there is no cake, where is the cake??? arthur: omg hal: omg don't tell clark u said that orm: you mean the cupped cakes. arthur: ew i don't wanna know what you do with the cake hal: i too cup the cake 😏
bonus round
diana: me, of course. clark: oh 🤭 orm bruce: arthur everyone: ????????????????????????????
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therandomfandomme · 6 months
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why do i imagine the batfam finally meeting the league and then one of them going 'how the fuck do you have so many kids?' and little shit Jason goes 'well, when two people love each other very much...' and because Bruce doesn't wanna listen to this, he tiredly reminds Jason: 'you're adopted' which naturally means that Jason is going to dramatically pretend that this is the first time he's heard that and how could Bruce keep this from him, much to the horror of the league and the exasperation of Bruce
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jesncin · 1 year
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Another day at the Daily Planet with Clark and Lois~
This one is for the Crazy Ex Girlfriend enjoyers,,
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doodlesforfics · 2 years
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Who’s Old Now? by @lirabuswavi​ (um i hope i tagged the right person, cause like im 80% sure you are same ao3 lirabuswavi, if not im sorry <;D)
ok this one-shot literally opened my eyes to sheer chaos possibility of Adult!Fenton adopting kid Billy B. while Teenager!Phantom being mistaken as Shazam’s ward and just ladskjsdk??? superhero/magic/ghost community would not be prepared. amazing fic. such fun.
and some doodles inspired by the fic
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let lil Billy have retired ghost superhero possibly eldritch overpowered being Phantom as protective Dad.
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yugiyamiatemu · 2 years
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So Danny Phantom is a teen with the teen tendency of not listening to authority figures and doing what he thinks is best and annoying the shit out of people. Well, add this to the idea that he's an all powerful being that can wreck the world in a blink of an eye if he wanted to, but doesn't because his obsession won't let him. Now you can see why the JL is a bit terrified of him especially since Batman is having a hard time coming up with a contingency plan for Phantom. So, imagine one day a few member of the JL and Phantom were having an argument (idc what kind of argument make it up but probably is partially Danny's fault) and it's getting a little out of hand until Jazz shows up to scold Phantom, the fucking Ghost King, for causing trouble and tells him to apologize. Now imagine the League's surprise when he actually does and then Jazz and Phantom leave together. Like who tf is this lady? How did she get Phantom to stand down? Does she have some sort of control over him? They need to find out more. So, they proceed to stalk and/or abduct Jazz to interrogate her. Phantom comes bursting in and threatening everyone and labels Jazz as a fuck around and find out person in his life. Jazz calms Phantom down and then they leave. Now the JL is slightly terrified of Jazz because from their perspective she is the only being in the world who has any control over Phantom. And anyone who can control a God of Death must be fucking powerful so the League desides not to fuck around and find out
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chronicwhorebatman · 27 days
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radical thought: batman knows shazam is a child but makes precisely zero effort to parent him
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daemonmage · 1 month
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This is how I think the Trinity works:
Bruce: *info dumping about dinosaurs*
Clark: *listen cause he’s fascinated by this*
Diana: *not as interested but she supports her friends gods damn it*
Or
Diana and Clark: *using Bruce like a podcast while they do work*
… well that’s an official headcanon now
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twistedappletree · 9 months
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AU where Jin Ling and Ouyang Zizhen meet when they’re babies and Jin Ling keeps making fun of him for reading cheesy, sappy romance stories but secretly looks over his shoulder to read them too and whenever he sees Jiang Cheng talking to another adult, he tries to ‘help’ him court them by randomly cutting in with unhinged sentences like “jiujiu is single because he’s never slayed a dragon” or “jiujiu isn’t married because he hasn’t kissed any frogs”
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hyperfixatinator · 7 months
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I like the DC x DP AUs where the Justice League and Amity Park (and Elmerton by proxy) never noticed each other due to an information blackout. I also find it neat when the idea's taken a step further.
For example, what if the government built Amity Park on insanely haunted land on purpose? Let's say, years ago, the whole LoA and Ra's Al Ghul situation made the U.S government curious about Lazarus water. They wished to find it's source in order to harvest it themselves.
The U.S preferred to avoid Lazarus pools that already existed to prevent conflict with the LoA. Instead, they decided to seek out the perfect location to "dig a well" of their own.
GIW scientists established that Lazarus water, a heavily condensed version of ectoplasm, was linked to ghosts and other ectoplasmic entities. They also observed that these entities are highly attracted to human populated areas.
This gave them the idea to settle a whole population of people on a liminal hotspot to lure ecto entities into the human realm. With the Anti Ecto Acts in place, the GIW were be free to capture ghosts and other creatures for their ectoplasm. The end goal was for the Fenton portal to be used as a well to harvest mass quantities of ectoplasm directly from the Infinite Realms.
How might this work for Amity Park and it's place in the world?
The information blackout is heavier outside the Amity-Elmerton territory than inside. Amity residents are only cut off from info that could threaten the government project (EX: the existence of real life superheroes, the Meta Protection Acts, certain major events, etc.).
All devices that enter the Amity-Elmerton territory are unable to send or receive video/pics of the above "blocked" topics. In fact, it's difficult for social media users within that territory to connect with any posts or profiles from outside unless they look hard enough.
Amity residents are still allowed to travel, but airline ticket prices are jacked ridiculously high, especially for specific destinations (i.e: common superhero locations) to deter those residents from going there. GPS devices and maps bought in Amity or Elmerton are also set to misdirect users away from these same locations if they opt for a road trip.
Most Amity-Elmerton residents hardly bother leaving at all since there's a hefty fee for crossing beyond a set perimeter. They've all been lead to believe this is a normal part of traveling in the Midwest.
To everyone outside the Amity-Elmerton area, that area is virtually non-existent. It's not listed on any map, globe, or basically any public geolocation tool outside those provided in Amity (not even Google Maps). The only hints of it existing are in certain forms of documentation, such as birth certificates and tax forms. Even then, these people are hard to come by.
At most, Amity Park is a little known myth where people occasionally debate on it's existence.
In general, the government limiting Amity-Elmerton residents access to outside info while giving them just enough to stave off suspicion.
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I think the green lanterns should be allowed to glow in the dark. As a treat.
Some other JL member: It's pretty dark in here
Their GL: Don't worry guys, I got this *fucking illuminates the room in a green light*
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cyanbeetle · 1 year
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Many many many young John thoughts
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sepia-stained-sunset · 9 months
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Everyone in YJ has had a split second feeling of "woah, that's hot!" when either Tim or Cissie- the extremely human heroes- stood between a threat and their meta selves
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therandomfandomme · 5 months
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My fave habit to headcanon is Dick pulling on the ears of the Batman suit. Like, it's something he started as a kid, when he often landed on Bruce's shoulders, so he could get the man's attention and he just kept doing it. And then I imagine newly recruited Justice League member Nightwing tugging on Batman's cowl ears to get his attention for something and everyone just staring bug eyed at why Batman isn't exploding at the disrespect (bar the few that knew Dick when he was still an excitable kid, those are suddenly hit by the fact that that kid is all grown up now) (not B, though, whenever Dick does it, he just gets hit by a wave of fondness and nostalgia, bc it doesn't matter how much time passes, Dick is still his kid, his baby).
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jesncin · 9 months
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It's Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen! Been itching to do a take on them.
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wayneprincess · 1 year
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DCAU Headcanons part II
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J'onn likes to watch spinning clothes in the washing machine.
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Vigilante tried to start a Watchtower radio station, playing country music only. The only person to support him was Kara.
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Shayera loses her feathers when she sneezes. Flu season is clearly noticeable on the Watchtower.
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Sir Justin considered video games a primitive form of entertainment untill he discovered Stronghold: Crusader.
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While playing 'Truth or date', Question confessed that in case Martian Manhunter goes mad, his contingency plan is to throw Oreos at him. J'onn stated that it's a good plan.
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seriousbrat · 5 months
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something that's kind of essential to me about james is that he's arrogant but he's not confident. deep down he's actually rather insecure. like we've all met those kinds of men lmao, and he's no exception. it's Sirius who is truly confident and that's because he doesn't give a shit. James 100% gives a shit. He gives so much of a shit it hurts. The ruffling up his hair, the glancing towards the girls/Lily, showing off with the snitch, humiliating others... it's all the outward shell of a boy that actually really doubts himself.
his rumpling his hair vs sirius's hair "falling with casual elegance" is very significant imo of the fact that james cared much, much more about appearances than sirius did. sirius didn't have to do anything to be handsome, whereas james was constantly trying to improve his appearance. imo he sometimes compares himself to sirius even though he tries not to
an important part of James's character development is him learning what his good qualities actually are, and that the things he'd previously valued- appearances, quidditch prowess, popularity- aren't actually what makes you a worthwhile person. the way I see him his good qualities are bravery, loyalty, thoughtfulness, generosity, dedication, and these are things he either actively pushed down or simply didn't value for a very long time. but he's becoming an adult, there's a war going on, his mum and dad are getting older, and these are the things that start becoming more important.
when he first starts dating lily he is very insecure about it at first and on some level thinks she's too good for him (probably true rip). I mean yeah he still might act outwardly kind of cocky because that's just ingrained in his sense of humour at this point, but Lily def brings out a vulnerability that he had spent many years trying to ignore. he is head over heels for her and is convinced that she doesn't feel the same way. I mean, she totally does bc girlie pop has notoriously bad taste (JOKE) but still. She's actually really into that thoughtful, loyal, generous boy that is finally being allowed to shine through
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