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baby fever is the most foreign concept to me in the world. when i found out women don’t have to have children if they don’t want to i was like YAYYYY!!! I’M FREEEEE !!! ^_^ i was like 13 and i have never looked back…

#yeah same #honestly though its the exact opposite for me #the thought of having a baby is scary and the more people show me their babies the more i hate em #but the thought of rasing a kid? that still sounds fun #like i think id be pretty good at handling a teenager and would love to raise another human #but not at the baby stage #which is why ive entertained the thought of adoption if i ever do decide i want a kid

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Justice League, save me

Save me

Save me Justice League

#dc #dc comics #justice league #jl #ya girl is not girlbossing rn #wish i were being held by the jl #being held in their strong sexy arms i mean what who said that???

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#i enjoy 80°F weather #thats the ideal day for me #anything past 100°F you wont be catching me outside #90°F is still good for me though #thats like the ideal day to go out to the swimming pool

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#pecan pie #pumpkin pie #key lime pie #sorry not sorry #but those are my favs #they never miss

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I think one of my favorite things ever is when a dc show is not Justice League centric and/or there's an episode where it's not JL centric. Maybe it's focused on the younger heroes, the villains, or something. And when the JL does make a minor appearance (most likely one of the trinity, be it Batman, Superman, or Wonder Woman) they show up looking like disappointed parents.

It's just so funny to me. Like, Batman's "bat-glare" suddenly looks a little too much like a mother's glare, Superman looks like he's 0.5 seconds away from turning the situation into a lecture about "truth and justice", and Wonder Woman looks like she's got a bottle of wine waiting for her back home and wants to get this over with. It's just so funny to me.

#dc #dc comics #superman #batman #wonder woman #dc trinity #dc headcanons #idk if its just me #but i love when they show up w their hands on their hips #ready w a 'im just disappointed' speech

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thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

#azula #you can pry her from my cold dead hands #atla #wonder woman #diana of themyscira #harley quinn #harleen quinzel

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Justice League?

More like

I-punch-bad-guys-to-cope-with-my-trauma-and-insecurities League

Ha

Haha

#dc #dc comics #justice league #the babygirls are NOT ok #the real reason superheroes wear masks is to hide the tears #everyone always asks where's the justice league but never how's the justice league

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Old otter holding baby post + purr time 😭

its them 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#AUUUGGHHHHHHH #MY FUCKING HEART #AHHHHHHHH #PURR TIMR PURR TIME #superman #clark kent #kal el #superboy #kon el #kon el kent #conner kent #dc headcanon #dc

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pls reblog for sample size etc

I make occasional useless polls :)

#both absolutely #hand em over #gimme the puppers

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#ive never been able to find the appeal of applesauce #believe me ive tried #i dont even like the sound of the concept of applesauce

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How can some people hate Superman I don't understand. like sorry for being so kind and caring and smart and hot and having perfect huge tits wow can I please bury my face in there... I'm sorry what was I saying

#dc #dc comics #superman #clark kent #kal el #they hate him for his kind energy and big tits 😔 #fr tho #hes literally just a sweetie why do you hate him

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when will he return from the war

#dc #dc comics #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superbat #fellas is it gay to stare longingly at a framed pic of u and ur boy best friend??

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juvenile kryptonians are quite viscious!!! be careful around them!

#dc #dc comics #clark kent #jon kent #superman #superboy #kryptonians #bitey baby #oh clark was DEFINITELY a biter as a baby #ma kents probably laughing her ass off at this scene #superfam

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Ma Kent is so important and I (and Clark) love her

#dc #dc comics #clark kent #martha kent #ma kent #superman #baby clark my beloved little angel

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not to treat STAS like the definitive version of superman but there is an episode taking place in his teen years when his powers are still developing and Star Wars showing at a theatre is passively mentioned bc it’s the 1990s, and maybe it’s an inconsequential detail but I’m autistic so I’ll take that to mean that real life pop culture does exist in the DCU to some capacity, especially in the 1990’s when sci-fi blockbusters were all the rage,

which means Clark very likely grew up with/around other sci-fi things like Star Trek, Alien, The Thing, Independence Day, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Mars Attacks (not to mention the basic earth history of famous UFO sightings and crashes and conspiracies, like Roswell or Bush shaking hands with a gray man, given how close the decades were), Coneheads, 3rd Rock From The Sun ….

and everything else that either depicts aliens as mindless invaders who prey on the meek small towns and cities of earth or peaceful comedic idiots who poorly assimilate, which then means that Clark only had all of this to exclusively influence his personal idea of aliens and the unexplored cosmos and how the government typically responds to unknown forces..all before being hit with the truth about where he came from.

I can’t form my exact point here but like I think it’s formed already maybe

#dc #dc comics #superman #clark kent #kal el #alien clark kent

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World Finest DILFs, and you can’t deny it.

#dc #dc comics #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark kent #THE DILFs of all time fr