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the fact that sasha stayed one of jons soft spots until the very end of the series. even in the tunnels where making noise could have KILLED him, jon told the not!them to shut up when it started to talk about the real sasha. in the unknowing, when he couldnt remember his own name, he remembered his anger at what happened to sasha. MURDERED the not!them, not when it threatened him or even martin, but when it once again mentioned sasha. trusted sasha the most out of all of his archival assistants, even when the not!them was making her the most actively suspicious. sasha is one of the only things jon will actively defend himself over. SICKENING. THEY MAKE ME SICK!!!!

#tma #jonathan sims #sasha james #jonsasha #KILLING MYSELF

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Literally dutch if you stare at him for too long in camp:

#rdr2

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the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)

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🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time

🧊 just--ice Follow

try.

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. am i on trial.

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i'm determined to make this work btw

🌈 lawsbian Follow

hey girl. law

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hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me

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🌟 rockliker270 Follow

guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you

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🎀 copiicat Follow

they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"

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🧇 edible-evidence Follow

look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"

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didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once

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do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney

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💟 longingforyou Follow

being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you

💟 longingforyou Follow

who the fuck is evil magistrate

💟 longingforyou Follow

STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????

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🐈 nyattorney Follow

they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic

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💥 courtroomchaos Follow

your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right

💼 courtofwaw Follow

mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial

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🔍 thuthseeker Follow

ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?

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💼 courtofwaw Follow

happy almost christmas to all who celebrate

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it's march

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happy almost christmas :)

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WHO is putting this on my dash

👁️ cymorgue Follow

STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.

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ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

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evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post

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🥚 eggvidenced Follow

STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up

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he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.

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yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.

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i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough

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🦀 mad_libz_87 Follow

when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back

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she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict

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WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE

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"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma

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didn't he kill someone?

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irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.

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law: i'm so law

lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you

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hi

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you've got to be fucking kidding me

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why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something

#ace attorney #yeah

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hello, tumblr. how are we feeling during the first tmagp thursday?

based on this meme made by @mariorsomething!!! wanna give credit where it's due!!

image id by @rq-described because people requested one to be in the original post!

[ID: A screenshot of the logo of The Magnus Protocol podcast, except the words have been replaced with "Here We Fucking Go Again." End ID]

#the magnus protocol #actively going insane

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PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY (2001)

Do you realize what this means? When he heard the gunshot, it was still Christmas Eve!!!

#IT WASNT CHRISTMAS #IT WAS ALMOST CHRISTMAS #BUT IT WASNT CHRISTMAS

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Miles Edgeworth voice. Yes unfortunately this is my husband Phoenix wright :/ My worse half if you will. Our favorite thing to do together is get in hours long arguments that neither of us win because we're both too stubborn. I lie awake at night hoping one day he'll understand the differences between pink and red. Yes he saved my life once no I have never stopped criticizing the way he went about it there was a parrot you wouldn't understand. Oh ok so nice to meet you goodbye

#ace attorney #narumitsu #two weird guys

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THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL (2017–2023)

Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Oh, my God! What?! What, Susie? What the ever-loving what?

#the marvelous mrs. maisel #I ADORE HER I ADORE HER I ADORE HER

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Lenny + Midge + Parallels, Callbacks, & Foreshadowing (Seasons 1-5) 

+Bonus

#the marvelous mrs. maisel #goddddd

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why is he like this sjkdnfk

#eddie diaz #911 fox #bzzt😭😭😭 there is something deeply wrong with him

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actually extremely grateful to the ace attorney Tumblr people for enlightening me with the "miles edgeworth is just some bitch from california" statement because it allowed me to characterize him properly in my head. where is that one post with a compilation of screenshots where he talks normal for like 8 times in all of the games

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #75% pretty princess 25% freak from california

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Kay and Miles has a very nice talk together 😁❤️

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #kay faraday

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TUMBLR WILL HAVE THE PRIVILEGE (or not) TO BE THE FIRST TO WITNESS THIS LIL ANIMATIC. THING. I MADE!!!!!

As many of you do i just like associating characters i like to funny videos and there was this one Brazilian video i just loved and Nick and Maya were fitting :))))) i translated it just in case bc. People do be speaking english

anyways hope you enjoy!!!! (and hopefully the audio mixing is better this time sorry for my other videos they seem to be very loud,,,)

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #maya fey

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aa screenshot compilation

#ace attorney

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the "almost christmas" meme really captures the essence of ace attorney, which is funney hijinks that just get absolutely heartbreaking so fast. do the non ace attorneys know. do they think we're just going apeshit over a Funney Moment. do they know that "almost christmas means it wasn't christmas" is the turning point, the turnabout, the first moment of hope after the closest phoenix ever comes to horrible and painful failure, after he very nearly failed to save the man he'd been trying to save for 15 years? do they know? do they know?

#ace attorney #oh my god

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Running away only hurts you more

#von karma siblings #im wailing

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I just started The Magnus Archives and am on like ep 18 but I just. Jonathan Sims. why is he like that

someone: *reports their deeply traumatizing paranormal experience with physical evidence to back it up*

Jon: woah spooky btw how high were you when you thought of this story. was gonna throw this in the bin but then Sasha found some evidence that basically proves ur statement so idk might have a look again in a little bit. while we r on the topic, fuck you Gertrude for your shitty organisational skills and fuck you Martin for existing and killing my entire family and pissing in my coffee and stepping on my cat and

I love him

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #rusty quill #martin blackwood #hes so funny

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the fact that yjh and lsh were married at one point yet they still have so few fics abt them (and in most of them there's either cheating, divorce, or seolhwa being used as a plotline for joongdok involved) will always ruin me bc I think we should be taking advantage of this. I don't care about canon, I want 2 see loserman yjh being the malewife he is. I want to see him worship the ground seolhwa walks on. she's so badass and cool and so is he they need to kiss. I need to see the domestic stuff from when they were together. please I am beggingyou

#seolhyuk #yoo joonghyuk #lee seolhwa #orv #omnicient reader's view point #no hate to joongdok ofc #but pls they were literlaly married just let me read abt them waking up next 2 eachother when they were together just one plEASE