headcanons // slang (cake)
arthur: who do you think has the most cake?
hal: definitely barry
both look at orm expectantly
orm:
orm: ?????
orm: there is no cake, where is the cake???
arthur: omg
hal: omg don't tell clark u said that
orm: you mean the cupped cakes.
arthur: ew i don't wanna know what you do with the cake
hal: i too cup the cake 馃槒
bonus round
diana: me, of course.
clark: oh 馃き orm
bruce: arthur
everyone: ????????????????????????????
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I may wanting to Isolate myself from everybody but all I really care is them
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halcarol, superlantern, batlantern, olliehal, barryhal. all great ships. proof that hal is the most shippable character in dc
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halbarry headcanons since idk if I share my own:
hal uses he/they and barry uses he/him
hal is a closet gay, barry is gay who haven't figured out yet
Barry is the only one who takes Hal's ring off since his ring recognized barry as a safe host, and maybe would protect him if Hal's not available
they are amazing with kids, and they are amazing mentors/father figures to the young superheroes
Hal's favorite color is red while Barry's favorite color is green :)) Hal's also likes blue since it reminded him of the sky but his main fav color is red
they cuddle a lot after hal's long space mission or a tough battle :))
hal wear earrings, that's it that's the post
they would talk about random stuff at night
they let each other cry or vent in need, hal never really wants to show their emotions except for barry
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Duckies, Kittens & Space Cops for the wip game!
AHHH sorry for the delay!!
duckies, kittens & space cops is a part of my "I WILL GET BETTER AT SMUT" series, and this series focuses on the poly-crackship of Barry Allen, Hal Jordan and Komand'r (yes, koriand'r's sister)!!
all the fics are supposed to be one-shots in that series, but I got muse for a chapter 2 because barry deserves to be included.
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duckies, kittens & space cops, a barry x hal x komand'r smut-fic
Summary: Barry Allen cannot leave his husband and his wife alone. Their bickering only ever ends in one of two ways: an increase on his insurance deductible or, well, are you really going to make him say it?
This fanfic is Explicit / Mature.
Read on AO3.
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