#iz incorrect quotes

[ms-scarletwings]

Control Brain, restraining Zim: This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded…

Control Brain, restraining Dib: This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded…

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[lilacthebooklover]

i just used an incorrect quote randomised generator for iz and,,

*Keef is fighting a monster* Gaz: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Keef: The power to believe in myself!? Gaz: No, a knife! Stab it!

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[amber-the-invader]

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Zita: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Zita: Which one? I have five.

Amber, distantly: HEY!!!

Zita: Oh, you don't have Amber, she has you.

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[ditzdove]

Gaz: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18?

Dib: Gaz, stop trying to get drugs.

Gaz: Don't suppress my interests.

Professor membrane : Clembrane? What are you doing here?

Clembrane, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.

Zim: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Dib: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~

Zim: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Clembrane, recording: This is so cute.

Clembrane: How would you like your pancakes?

Professor membrane: Plain.

Dib: With sprinkles!

Zim: Chocolate chips.

Gaz: Potatoes.

*Zim, Dib, and Professor membrane look at Gaz*

Gaz: What? They're good.

Dib: I love murder mysteries!

Zim, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

Gaz, to Dib: When was the last time you let someone hug you?

Dib: *thinking*

Dib: 2012.

Zim: 2012…?

Dib: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked dad out so I let him hug me.

Dib: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.

Zim: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

Zim: When did you become a hero?

Dib: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed.

Zim: You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.

Dib: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.

Gaz: Clembrane, gather the others. We need to have another Dib-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

Clembrane: What are you writing?

Gaz: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Dib, looking over Gaz's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

Zim: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.

The Squad:

Zim: No you’re not, Zim! We still love you, Zim!

Dib: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Zim: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Dib : Zim, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Zim: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Dib: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I’m self-employed and we’re having a staff meeting!

Dib: Wow, it sure smells like wrong dog in here!

Professor membrane : Oh buddy...

Dib, already sobbing: ASK.

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[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 508

Wanda: “Happy birthday my darling!”

Agatha: “Has your human mortality continued its dreaded path towards finality or are you feeling the effects of witchcraft yet?”

Y/N: *looks in horror*

Wanda: “Ignore her please. Blow out your candles and make a wish!”

Agatha: “Like more time on this mortal plain of existence!”

Wanda: *stepping on Agatha’s foot* “Or maybe just world peace or something normal”

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[enteringdullsville]

“Humans don’t have arm control nerves-”

“DO NOT QUESTION ME! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS!”

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[sh4tt3rg1rl]

@incorrect-zadr quotes, doodled out, because i luv them and i had to

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[thatonegeekygirl]

just a normal conversation between a faulty alien and his infuriating human companion

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[druid-boy-punk]

stop listening to skrillex and sobbing on the floor, don’t you have people to stalk freak?

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[radiobuzz]

More incorrect quotes with the boys

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[ms-scarletwings]

Zimvoid but edited into I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream because I am extremely sleep deprived and too much time on hands before I can go to bed

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[redzimp]

RaZr incorrect Quotes

Red: Didn't you die?!

Zim: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

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[amber-the-invader]

Pre Canon:

*The Squad is playing Irken Chesckers*

JuJu: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*

Six: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*

Zim: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*

Lili: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*

Ocean: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.

Amber: *has been eating the pieces when someone turns around*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Canon Times:

Skoolkid: What's the height of stupidity to you?

Dib: *turning to Amber and Zim* How tall are you?

*fight ensues*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Post Canon:

Zim: *speaking French*

Dib: I know, I know.

Amber: You speak French?

Dib: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language you guys speak.

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[ditzdove]

Zim : I dare you-

Gaz: Dib is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Zim : Why not?

Dib: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Professor membrane: I am convinced zim and Dib share a brain cell.

Gaz: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Gaz: Dib, I know you snuck out to see Zim last night.

Dib: If you tell Professor membrane or Clembrane, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.

Gaz: Five bucks.

Dib: Fine.

Zim: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Zim: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.

Professor membrane : No, well, actually, it is.

Zim: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

Zim: You know what?

Zim: When I joined this family unit I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.

*Gaz, Dib and Professor membrane continue screaming about mold water*

Zim: Not the other way around.

Clembrane: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

Clembrane: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Gaz: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Professor membrane : Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Zim: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

Zim: A stab wound.

Gaz: Something’s off.

Dib: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Gaz: No, but that’s funny.

Zim: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you.

Dib, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence?

Zim: Nope!

Zim: smackey is taking credit for Dib's work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like?

Gaz: You?

Zim: No, I meant... You know Dib. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they’re also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And smackey is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that’s called?

Gaz: A Zim?

Zim: ...Yeah, but I’m the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!

Dib: I don’t know, they just don’t seem interested...

Gaz: Did you try talking to them?

Dib:

Dib: Try what?

Zim: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

Dib: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Dib: What an idiot.

Dib: *realizes it's zim*

Dib: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Dib: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.

Gaz: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

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[ap-kinda-lit]

Goku: Aww, he's cute. And sticky looking.

Vegeta: "Cute"!? This is a serious threat to our mission!

Goku: But he's just a baby. Hi, baby!

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Zim: I think I’ve worked out a plan.

Red: Right, count us out.

Zim: You haven’t even heard it yet!

Purple: See how we’ve learned?

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