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exposed nerve

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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“you’re quiet” yes I’m trying to gauge how weird I can be in this new social situation

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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(my post is broken and won’t let me comment sowwy)

@princess-of-morkva TWO YEARS??????? WHAT????? ugghhhhh i swear the phone market is a hell scape :( glad that u could fix it for a reasonable price tho :)

my phone hasn’t been charging recently (like it’s when a charger cord gets spotty but it’s my phone and not the cord) and when we got it checked they didn’t fix it

said that it was too old (it’s like 5 years old??? when was that old?????)

god i hate apple

i wanna switch to android but with me still leeching off my parents they insist on getting apple shit :((((((

other phone users is all phone brands shitty or is apple just jerkwads??

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this couldn’t be said any better

#dude some fandoms are so bad #even some i'm in #which is why i don't interact with those ones often #and only interact with fandom here and in some selected profiles on ig #< prev tags #YEP felt this ;—;

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WHY IS MY POST BROKEN

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this couldn’t be said any better

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my phone hasn’t been charging recently (like it’s when a charger cord gets spotty but it’s my phone and not the cord) and when we got it checked they didn’t fix it

said that it was too old (it’s like 5 years old??? when was that old?????)

god i hate apple

i wanna switch to android but with me still leeching off my parents they insist on getting apple shit :((((((

other phone users is all phone brands shitty or is apple just jerkwads??

#shitpost #shit post #kinda #apple sucks #phone problems #i’m not getting a new phone tho dw #i’d rather kneel over and die than admit defeat and let apple win #also i just don’t need a new phone #ignoring the charging problem i haven’t been updating my phone so it’s actually running pretty smoothly #still regret accidentally updating tumblr and my photo quality went to shit

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#dungeon meshi #i love how proud falin looks of that #she's like my brother is so fucking cool!!! he sounds just like a dog!!!! #like she says it sincerely that's so awesome to her #i love the touden siblings i'm gonna cry #< prev tags #YES #they both had a furry phases that they never really got out of let’s be honest #I ACTUALLY USED TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD DOG IMPRESSION WHEN I WAS A KID #now i have a hyper realistic meow #sooooo trade off??

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GODSPEED SOLDIER grew up in a spanglish speaking household and still don’t know spanish so completely understandable o7

i think im going to get a lower mark on my spanish speaking exam than i should (it's tomorrow and ive only practiced what to say for the first question)

#DONT DIEEEEE BESTIEEEEEE #srsly good luck tho

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dinosaur vest originally from walmart?

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dom!chilchuck, at the end of his rope: ok i mean it this time youve gone too far. get in the contraption laios: oh boy i love the device chilchuck: of course you do. you disgust me. put this ballgag on laios: oh boy i love the ballg-mghgrm chilchuck: excellent. excellent. ok. hey while youre here can i clarify something. laios: mmhm? chilchuck: unicorns have one head and bicorns have two, right? laios: .... mgghrn chilchuck: awesome, thanks, writing that down. And dragons breathe... water, right? laios: MGHRHNHRH chilchuck: they all do? that's crazy. jotting that down. anyway i heard a rumor that basilisks and cockatrices are just chickens with a snake taped to the back. sounds legit to me. what do you think? laios, sobbing: MRNGNHGHGHGGHG chilchuck: thanks for letting me know. now sit tight i'm going to tell all my friends to get on a kelpie's back

#oh so thats how you write it #haoswjodnwif #i might be a wee bit stupid #< prev tags #OH NO I CHANGED IT FROM EMRYS (pronounced m-riz) TO EMRY (pronounced m-ree) #idk how to spell pronunciation but i triedddd ;w; #also ur not stupid i just wanted a name that wouldn’t immediately out me as a merlin fan lmao

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dom!chilchuck, at the end of his rope: ok i mean it this time youve gone too far. get in the contraption laios: oh boy i love the device chilchuck: of course you do. you disgust me. put this ballgag on laios: oh boy i love the ballg-mghgrm chilchuck: excellent. excellent. ok. hey while youre here can i clarify something. laios: mmhm? chilchuck: unicorns have one head and bicorns have two, right? laios: .... mgghrn chilchuck: awesome, thanks, writing that down. And dragons breathe... water, right? laios: MGHRHNHRH chilchuck: they all do? that's crazy. jotting that down. anyway i heard a rumor that basilisks and cockatrices are just chickens with a snake taped to the back. sounds legit to me. what do you think? laios, sobbing: MRNGNHGHGHGGHG chilchuck: thanks for letting me know. now sit tight i'm going to tell all my friends to get on a kelpie's back

#man idk who emry is wodhwidkd #i got bad memory + didnt watch the whole series 😭😭 #emry the druid can i make you an npc in my next campaign lmao #slash jay unless #< prev tags #emry like emrys ;w; the name that they call merlin #AND ABSOLUTELY o7 #i’m honored

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hellooo !! ive been trying to find this thing abt hoods and elven clothes for awhile i havent been able to find it though i think it was in the adventurers bible

Could it be these?

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See, it's like a chastity cage; except instead of being for sex, it's for gender.