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teetlesandnimjas · 4 years

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Actually FUCK IT IM GOING ON THIS RANT NOW. YOUVE ALL HEARD IT BEFORE BUT I DONT CARE IM MAD

SO 2012 Mikey is an ADHD-coded character. I don’t know if this was on purpose or not, either way it’s extremely obvious in his actions and speech. Quick note, I am also ADHD, so this rant will be a little bias, sorry. I have seen 3 seasons of this show, so I’m not uninformed. I had to stop watching MAINLY BECAUSE OF THIS:

IN THE SERIES NOT ONCE IS IT ADRESSED THAT MIKEY HAS A GENUINELY DIFFICULT TIME CONTROLLING HIMSELF AND HIS BRAIN, AND HES NEVER BEEN HELPED ONCE! HE’S ABUSED AND TREATED LIKE A BURDEN! And I didn’t want to get “mad” or “uncivilized” but you have to admit that MIKEY GETS BEAT UP AND MADE FUN OF JUST FOR WHO HE IS. He doesn’t have a filter, that’s obvious. Yeah, he can be a little brat, but it’s not his fault. You think he wants to be HIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN? He makes a mistake? Smack! He starts talking a lot? Smack! His attention seeking behaviors- more on that later- start to kick in? SMACK! He JUST FUCKING EXISTS AS HIMSELF? SMACK! And the worst part is ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? THIS IS A JOKE? No this is horrible! It’s- dare I say it- ABUSE! I know siblings roughhouse and playfully banter, but this isnt roughhousing, this is one sided and cruel. Mikey, who can’t control himself and his energy no matter how hard he tries, constantly RUNS AWAY from Raph, Leo, AND MAYBE EVEN DONNIE AT ONE POINT. The worst of it is Raph, yeah, OBVIOSULY. You put an “annoying” filterless teen in a room with a hotheaded asshole, not too good. But that’s still his brother. Raph also isn’t completely evil and horrible, he has genuine anger issues that could be solved with some quick education and a better outlet. BUT YOU’D THINK HE WOULD SPARE SOME KINDNESS FOR HIS F A M I L Y. It gets ridiculous! His solution for everything is HIT MIKEY. Now I don’t want to make assumptions, but one of my issues with my dumb dumb electric meat blob is the self-worth issues. I feel bad for what I say and do, because I can’t help it. Thankfully I have coping mechanisms and my ways of helping myself so I can work on staying quiet when I need to, and not feeling such loathing when I don’t. Yknow who DOESNT know what to do, and isn’t even sure why he’s like this and probably thinks he’s A SCREW UP BECAUSE THERES LITERALLY A WHOLE EPISODE ABOUT THAT? Mikey. AND YKNOW WHO DOESNT HELP? HIS FAMILY. YEAH THEY GREW UP IN THE SEWERS BUT YOUD THINK THE S C I E N T I S T WOULDVE NOTICED. But, no, Donnie verbally berates and belittles him. Leo’s okay, he does chase him around at only one point I can think of, and (albeit a headcanon that Leo’s autistic) he felt that Mikey disrespected something important to him, and yknow what fine as long as you apologize and don’t do it again, yeah whatever. It’s just ONCE. Raph hits Mikey EVERY EPISODE. AND ITS A J O K E??? N O. This genuinely influences young kids, especially young boys who were the target audience of the show, and this can HURT SIBLING RELATIONSHIPS. This normalizes the hitting and the yelling and the abuse. I don’t think siblings should roughhouse at all, and when they do it should be taken seriously and be treated as if two unrealated kids fought. A little fighting is natural, but THE LEVELS THE SHOW GOES TO HURTS. IT HURTS ME. I didn’t grow up with 2012, my parents wanted me to be all girly, but I watched 3 seasons about a year ago. And I hated the treatment of what I saw as a relatable character. Anyways stan Mikey, kill Raph, agree to disagree.

Oh and now because MIKEY ALSO HAS MASSIVE ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIORS here’s a mini segmant. I believe he is like this because of things like he wants constant attention and focus on him. He has a generally loud presence and he doesn’t try and hide it. The reason he probably doesn’t mask is because 1. He really can’t, he’s too exhausted to try because at this point nothing helps, and 2. Because he wants attention. And sadly that means negative attention too. A mix of ADHD and constant dismissive and negative behavior to you makes for a FUN RIDE when people aren’t giving you attention. And that’s really unhealthy. This probably stems either from or into self-esteem and anxiety issues. And I don’t want to say it’s HIS FAMILY’S FAULT but he spent 15 (or 16?) in the sewers with ONLY HIS FAMILY. If he needs constant attention and reassurance (and is infantalized which I ALSO HATE) then it’s probably because he didn’t receive enough positive attention when he was younger. In fact people even phrase things like “Attention-Seeking Behavior as a Symptom of Psychological Distress” which considering the show was “angsty” or “dark” I’m surprised they didn’t look into. If the show really wanted to be interesting I think they should’ve kept Mikey as an important character and not just comedic relief.

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causeimanartist · 4 years

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@twilight-fander Thank you for the tag! I forgot to save the actual post (o o p s) so I’ll just make my own thread

Some Quick Facts!

Relationship Status: Single

Favorite Color: Navy Blue!

Three Favorite Foods: Chocolate Ice Cream, Chocolate Chip Muffins, and Yellow Cake (I went all sweet oops)

Song Stuck in My Head: Medicine by STRFKR

Last Song I Listened to: Bad Guy by Billie Eilish

Last Thing I Googled: “Microsoft Teams Makes Computer Crash When Using Camera” (ah the joys of online classes and technology failing me)

Time: 9:52PM (might go to bed early cause headache)

Dream Trip: Germany, Ireland, Normandy France - just a big ol history nerd trip across Europe

Anything I Want: Technology to stop failing me, headache to go away, Bunnie in Animal Crossing

Tagging:

Anyone!

#copout tagging because headache lmfao #thanks for the tag!#tag game #not my art #text post #basically this just shows how much of a nerd i am #but yah fuck technology #my laptops camera decided to stop working #specifically anytime i try to use it (in microsoft teams zoom whatever)#it blue screens :( my laptop and restarts it #i went to the IT health desk and the workers response was ‘holy shit’#which is promising #uuuuuuuuuuugh #of all the times for this to happen #its during a semester when all my classes are online #BECAUSE WE ARE IN A PANDEMIC #well okay one class is in person but its the one i TA for not one of my actual classes #bleh #okay ill shut up now

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morgeysplace · 3 years

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#can't fuckin wait till i'm comfortable in my body and i allow myself to want again #its just fuckin #uuuuuuuuuuugh #ya know?

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the-mad-prince-of-denmark · 6 years

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Me whenever a biopic about a person we KNOW was gay makes the most important person in their life someone of the opposite gender:

#person #just watched musical hell's review of the cole porter biopic #uuuuuuuuuuugh #musical hell #its a good show #yall should watch it #cole porter #personal

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ask-the-clergy-bc · 4 years

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Do the Papa's and Copia have any pet peeves?

I’ve only written for Papa III so far, which you can find ---> [Here!]

But I’ll reiterate some of his combined with them all!

Also shout out to @infcstissumam for brain storming and joking with me for a lot of Papa II! They were excellent inspiration and full of these ideas!

Papa Nihil:

~If he’s trying to listen to a record or music and someone just turns it off without asking. Back in the day the best way to lose a finger to Nihil was trying to touch his 8-track player.

~When EVERYTHING has to be done online. Not even just because he’s old, but who has time to make passwords and accounts for EVERYTHING? Sometimes he just WANTS TO WATCH A MOVIE WHY DOES HE HAVE TO SIGN IN FOR EVERYTHING?

~ Absolutely hates it when you say Hi or a greeting to someone, they look at you, AND KEEP WALKING AWAY WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING! Nihil can be very friendly and sociable on good days. So when his friendliness is ignored it pisses him off. Not to mention it’s just rude as hell.

~ Being woken up for any reason besides the church or room being on fire. He gets very crabby and hates being disturbed. He’s very much the ‘if I’m asleep LEAVE ME ALONE!’

~Tables with wobbly legs or any wheeled device with a broken wheel.

Papa I:

~When someone gets a ton of books from the library shelves and just leaves them random places. There are deposit boxes and carts FOR A REASON! Not to mention it’s rude to the staff!! Also on that note, when people leave food or drinks in the library crammed in places instead of finding a trash bin.

~If there is talking during a sermon or speech- not necessarily if he’s the one giving it or not. It’s bad manners just to have your own side conversation. Especially during meetings or important events.

~The feeling and the sound of Styrofoam. It makes him shudder and he can’t stand touching it very long! And the sound is just horrible and makes him want to leave the room.

~When people try to ‘SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’ other people way too loudly. To him, it’s even WORSE than talking in the first place!

~Being yelled at. Does not matter the context, it’s never ok. He hates the sound and will put a stop to it immediately.

Papa II:

~Underlings or Clergy Members who are Chronically late with no good reason. That’s the number one way to get on his professional shit list. Papa finds it not only rude to everyone involved, but you are WASTING HIS TIME! It’s one thing if you have commitments like having kids or using public transport, life happens and he gets it- but it’s another when it’s always preventable and you blatantly have disregard for others.

~When someone doesn’t know what they are talking about and are clearly uneducated about a topic BUT ACT LIKE THEY KNOW THEY ARE! It bugs him to no end when people try to act smarter than they are. It’s pretentious to him when a person thinks they can bullshit their way through any subject. It’s worse when they try to CORRECT him on a topic he knows by heart. That’s an easy way to get a verbal beat down from Papa.

~Passive Aggressive behavior really irks Papa. If you are going to talk back or be rude you better do it bluntly or not at all. Papa is the type that if you say something passive aggressive he will look you dead in the eyes and say something like , “just tell me how you really feel instead of making ‘cute’ comments. Be an adult and use your words.” Can and WILL call you out.

~PEN CLICKING OR TAPPING ON A TABLE. He absolutely cannot concentrate when someone does it. The sound is grating on his ears and very distracting. Papa grits his teeth every time he hears it!

~ When someone bumps into you or cuts in front of you without at least saying sorry. It happens, but it’s so damn rude to him when the person doesn’t AT LEAST try to apologize or show common courtesy. Catch him in a bad enough move and he’ll grab the person by the collar and yank them back for an apology.

Papa III:

~When someone uses a condescending or childish tone to him. Despite being fun loving and silly, Papa isn’t stupid. You talking to him like he is a child or an idiot is the fastest way to sour his mood.

~People chewing with their mouth open and smacking (and not because of a medical or similar condition). He personally finds it disgusting and classless. No one wants to see you chewing food!

~People who are perpetually in a bad mood and take the fun out of everything in any given situation for no reason. It drives him bonkers when a person tries to just ruin mundane things with a negative attitude.

~Despite how he tends to do it when getting too excited, Papa HATES IT when people interrupt him when he’s talking. He gets it that sometimes we get excited, but blatantly doing it during his time to talk makes him want to slap you. Even worse is if he is having a conversation with someone else and you barge in without at least saying ‘pardon me.’

~If anyone forgets to close his office door when he wants it closed. Papa is like a child and will loudly ‘UUUUUUUUUUUGH’ every time it happens.

Cardinal Copia:

~When someone pronounces ‘Library’ as ‘Lie-berry’. Copia never says anything out loud (you never know if it’s a speech impediment or such.) But when he KNOWS the person knows better it gets under his skin.

~Not covering your mouth when you sneeze or cough. To him it’s gross and THAT’S HOW YOU SPREAD THE FLU! Sometimes its moments like that that make him grateful for his gloves.

~Having to repeat himself multiple times to someone or a group that obviously isn’t listening. It makes him feel like he’s not respected enough to be paid attention to or regarded with courtesy. If it’s important information, he will put his foot down and loudly clear his throat until he has someone’s attention.

~Buzzing fluorescent lights or when a light won’t stop flickering.

~When you are trying to leave a room but one or more person stands in THE DAMN DOORWAY AND WON’T MOVE CAUSE THEY ARE TALKING. He’s been trapped in so many meeting rooms this way and is sometimes too awkward to say anything.

#the band ghost #ghost bc #Ghost headcanon #papa nihil #Papa Emeritus II #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus i #cardinal copia

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aeroplaneblues · 4 years

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Call down the hawk spoilers!!!!!! these are just random thoughts while i was reading the book maybe later i’ll write something more coherent??

BUT the tl;dr is that I liked the book, I surprisingly like Declan more, pynch made me ache and I like Hennessy and Jordan as the new characters (the others idc). There are some stuffs that made me go “oh right this is a YA book” but overall it was an enjoyable book, I look forward to the rest and i’ll draw smth soon-ish??

Also pls talk to me about this book and send me memes thank

- What i like most about siblings relationships is how different can they be, so when the Lynch brothers get this whole ass trilogy I really look forward to them not being bffs but just learning to live with one another. Anyway this roadtrip its giving me december 2018 miami trip with my brother and sister, which yeah im matthew in this scenario idc to drive lol

- Ronan: /says something passive aggressive or sarcastic me: god i missed this lil shit

- “Adam. Ronan missed him like a lung” maggie starting strong here huh

-Yes talk about those hand kinks of ronan, thats why we are here for

-Ronan’s love at first sight began with Adam’s HANDS jk but that desperate inexplicable prayer??? ugh pls love it

-If not for the tweed vest i’d have nailed how adam dresses in college in my trc lookbook djkfjdkfs the vest is good idea tho 👀👀

-”You smell like home” DJFKDFJKJKDFJKDF

-POCKET SIZE BLUE

-Ronan describing all his friends and never mentions noah: me: this is fine :)

-This Ronan is resonating too much with me even tho im a college graduate. But all this talk of being the same as he was in high school and hiding away oh boy

-”I want it too much” UUUUUUUUUUUGH I LOVE THEM

-”extraordinarily tall and extraordinarily hunched, blonde, skeletal features” ALL MIGHT??!?!??!?!?!?!?😲

-”He has a german accent” me @ my brain: don’t read it like flula dont read it like flula

-”Dreamspace” Kirby’s dream land but with ronan

-declan adding “text/call gansey” in Ronan’s routine?? Thank you Declan

-”gasoline” seriously ronan names his dream things like kojima does characters

-"ronan’s pale skin” me: ??????????????????????????????????? right im in the wrong here

-oh declan idc about you for the other 4 books but damn now i do thx maggie

-the other characters of this book are somewhat interesting but because idk about them is really hard to care haha this happens with every book i read

-oof declan laughing genuinely it hurts

-ok but I ship declan/jordan. DECLAN AND A DREAM like father like son

-Ronan and his black goo thing reminds me of death stranding, can’t unsee it

-Declan you smooth mofo wTF i want this date, someone take me to a museum and gift me a rare color pigment

-”...she was the banksy of the gallery world” i’ve never rolled my eyes so hard

-Maggie downloaded my trc lookbook and said “yeah this is Whack™ enough for adam to wear” bc im feeling self important

-Can’t believe Adam drove for HOURS on a dream thing he didn’t know how to use just to see Ronan before his bday for 3 hours and almost d-word™.

-i don’t need to learn latin, i dont need to learn latin

-I can’t translate any of this, there are some words that obviously seem similar to spanish but do they have the same meaning?🤔🤔🤔🤔

-Latin, their love language. WAIT IS THIS WHY ITS CALL ROMANTIC LANGUAGES??? jk this is not right fact check everything i say

-Ronan meeting the Hennessy girls finally and he is as rude as he can be, and Jordan too. CUT BY THE SAME DREAMED KNIFE.

-Declan is making me sad.

-fuck you niall lynch

-JORDAN FEELING BAD ABOUT TRICKING DECLAN pls girl stop it.

-Bryde if you had a physical body i’d punch it.

-Declan and Ronan at some point:

-i care more about declan than visionary and his handler ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-MATTHEW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭

-ok my german is shit but.......isnt versucht used for er/sie/es or with an auxiliary verb like hatte/werde/habe for ich????

-already in love with how IN LOVE declan/jordan are of each other this is tragic

-HONESTLY I SAW THIS COMING with declan being so cold to Aurora fdkjfsdkjfdskj GDI BUT HE STILL LOVES HIS BROTHERS SO MUCH.

-LISTEN, book 1: DESTROYING DECLAN, book 2: MORE DECLAN DESTRUCTION and then probably my favorite book 3: DECLAN GOES FERAL

-This starting a sentence and repeating it but only changing the end is fucking with my short attention span brain, idk if im re-reading the same sentence like i do when my brain does anything but read or a new sentence. Is this common writer technique???

-GDI IDK WHATS HAPPENING i mean ofc niall made a copy of himself, wait no was it a copy of ronan? DID HE COPY DECLAN’S MOM?? dkjdfjkdf idk

-ok but Jordan is so in love with Declan my heart😭😭 she cares for him too

-so this is the book we all join the declan protection squad huh??

-”Lindenmere loved him” this made me miss cabeswater😪😪

-OPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL😭😭😭💖💖💖💖 i thought she was dead, she is so happy to see ronan GOD IM DRAWING THIS

-Ronan is so terrible at explaining things is both hilarious and frustrating

-I know maggie said opal is like a pet to ronan, but im gonna ignore that HARD

-Dreamscaper is like a game of ronan’s life fkjfsjsk this has nothing to do with the book haha

-can ronan materialize bryde into a punching bag???

-DECLAAAAAAAAN

-gdi he is soooooo gentle and sweet with jordan even after he confirms she is a dream

-happiness for declan 2k19 last wish of the year

-that was the awkwardest knuckle bumping ever, i have second hand embarrassment

-omg what is this a romance novel and declan is the hero???! ON MY FANTASY YA???

-DONT TOUCH MATTHEW

-sundogs....i mean you can do better?? SolarHounds beamcanine ok whatever nvm

-poor jordan :(

-declan broken like this??? He feels soooo young someone protect this child MAYBE HIS MOM

-sargento. thanks this confirms my hc that blue is latina bc i said so

-pffft what if dreamers can contact each other in dreamspace like sense8 and they all chill with each other. Ronan dreaming about adam’s hands and then hennessy is like “lol kinky”

-ooooor?? everyone has a beach, yeah im not letting go that death stranding comparison

-the end of the world trope is so overdone in YA but i like it when its done well so far i like this, but ofc there are 2 more books

-THEY HAVE SUCH A SOFT SPOT FOR MATTHEW same tho??

-can declan and ronan HUG?!

-i like ronan with hennessy, he seems more honest. Not his "evading telling the truth" honest, but actual truthfulness. Although is a bit weird/unsettling

-adam is OKAY and safe with gansey and blue ready to keep ronan safe

-RONAN AND HENNESSY NEW BEST FRIENDS

-everytime Great Falls is mentioned i read Gravity Falls instead

-"a sword that glows?" THE MASTER SWORD. Great idea given em swords it tickles my rpg/medieval love

-KAVINSKY YOU MENTION KAVINSKY BUT NOT NOAH??

-"one man 3d printer" maggie you comedian

-aw ronan is the sun and hennessy the moon awwwwwwww

-the hoverboard, what is this back to the future?

You got this far here is your ⭐ lets go to the mall on our hoverboards

#cdth #call down the hawk #cdth spoilers #llllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooong post #trc #the raven cycle #sorta #ronan lynch #anne has THOUGHT #i took forever to read this #dont send me art #i wanna draw the new characters #and declan??#as i imagine them #maybe #!!#iread

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fucktheroyals · 4 years

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IS EVER----- WHY. DO THEY CHANGE. TUMBLR. EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK UUUUUUUUUUUGH HOLY SHIT.

Anyway.... Is everyone ready to hear about me and the guy from my work (who's an asshole, see someone of my recent posts) flirting? (this is super long for what happened) (aka another story of he talks and become stupid as hell)

He's so CUTE. WHEN I GOT TO THEN END I COULDNT STOP SMILING UUUUUUUGH

One, about him being an asshole I decided I dont really care about something no ones going to believe and my brother's friend (who heard about what he said) said it was probably an excuse for ignoring me and honestly... If I was him I might be an idiot and an asshole reponding to that question too because my brain would be like "I CANT LET PEOPLE KNOW ITS CAUSE IM CRUSHING ON HIM" and yeah. So I really don't care and don't wanna know if he did it on purpose so we'll leave it for now and I'll enjoy the flirting. Also I think I made the point that I saw him Saturday, most likely after he said this, and he was avoiding me till I asked him what to do then he started joking and got a little flirty. I can't help easily getting over it, he's really cute. I feel guilty about it. moving on.

Ha he was in charge again today and everyone joking and I was giggling because they say the absolute worst shit and I caught him looking at me for .2 seconds. Later when I asked him if he wanted me to do my usual (Clean the bathrooms) he said yes and he said 'spray that shit down' and did little finger guns in reference to what he did a few weeks ago. HE'S SO CUTE 😭.

Then he came up with something for me to do after that different than my usual and I was kinda surprised he wanted me to do it considering stupid shit he told my dad once (he was saying I was the one that did ‐ an aspect of what he's asking me to do - super wrong when I didnt!). I find it funny he comes up with something for me to do but at least it shows he's thinking more than our manager hhhhhhh (I really dont like the manager but I know he can't remember shit so whatever).

(I work on a g×lf c0urse & he wanted me to go fix the locations of where the t3es (in g×lf this is where you put the ball down to start a hole. a t3e box is where the tees are put and is USUALLY indicated by shorter grass.) were because the spots they were at "looked like shit"/were a mess. They were. I want you to know someone is supposed to be doing this job in the morning which means he shouldn't have needed to send someone out to fix them. So when I saw how fucked up some of them were I was very annoyed, like these fool asses don't listen its not rocket science!!!!!)

So I went and did that super correctly! As correctly as possible! Yes, because I like him and wanna make sure he knows I know shit but also might as well, I gotta kill two hours. And I want to impress him. And I'm away from him, I can't impress him when he's infront of my my brain becomes hella dumb. Case and point THIS NEXT PART.

🙄 So I do it all correctly but I forgot to do 10 because I went from 9 to 1 (yes backwards) and then was thinking of going from 1 straight to 18 (to do 18 to 10) and didnt think about how 10 is right next to one. So I was like k. Gonna go back. Gonna go back. So I did 12 correctly and then I went to 11 and the problem? 🙃 11 is right infront ouf our building, not like directly like 10 feet but a good 50ish feet and you can see 11 from our building but theres a whole bunch of fence and trees and bushes to slightly obscure it. I'm painting a picture for you but the point is ITS RIGHT THERE. My anxiety is so bad doing things on that t3e box I hate it.

So im walking up the little slope to the box thinking (this flag is forward the t3s needa go back) and the asshole is talking to another coworker in front of the building apparently and he just fucking YELLS something along the lines of "GREAT JOB YOU'RE DOING GREAT!" I barely heard it tho I had a headphone is so i yelled back "WHAT?!" and this is where I COMPLETELY FORGOT WHERE TO PUT THE T3ES AND STARTED PLACING THEM IN THE FRONT OF THE DAMN BOX. And then he yelled again "YOU'RE DOING GREAT! (something about doing it good) GREAT LOCATIONS!" And then I started hurrying and COMPLETELY THREW 10 TO THE WIND. Aka "forgot it" BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO NOT SAY/DO ANYTHING WHEN HE'S YELLING NICE THINGS ON A GOLF COURSE TO FUCK WITH ME! I NEEDED TO SASS HIM!

And here we saw my priorities: having fun talking to him.

So i drove around the fence and to there and he was talking to his friend and I grab the crap that needs to be put away and he looks at me, and I look at him and then I'm like "What do you want?!" but with a smile, he's dumb!!!! ugh. And he smiled and banged his cart and was like scoffed and then he told me good job, go home. WILL HE EVER SAY SOMETHING THATS NOT THAT PLEEEEASE. And then as I was walking away he told me I did good job again and another compliment along that line? And I thanked him~ 😊 He's cute 😤

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taniushka12 · 7 years

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anyway im pulling a quick oiyamtsuk out of my fucking ass bc i didnt make anything for ot3 week ;_;

#uuuuuUUUUUUGH #i hate not doing anything for these weeks bc its the only time where my art gets the attention it fucking deserves #tani's personal shit #also quick should i make this oiyamtsuk or oi-suga-yama?#both are like so good #/me: wow i love oiyamtsuk! *draws and writes a million oi-suga-yamas instead of making any oiyamtsuk*#its just so much easier alright #anyway yeah what shuld i do #the second is winning tbh

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blackfiire-archive-blog · 5 years

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15) Are there any horror or angst tropes you really can’t stand?

Send a DARK question to mun! ; accepting | @stagekiller

15) Are there any horror or angst tropes you really can’t stand?

// Boy, do I have a list.

1.) The crescendo of music that leads to a jumpscare. Jumpscares are cheap tactics to get someone frightened. And its not even TRUE fear. It’s just a natural reaction to something loud and unexpected. And they’re boring as fuck.

2.) The couple having sex always dies. I just???? Why is sex always in horror movies anyway? I came to get scared, not watch porn. x”D Is it some sort of way of saying “fear is sexy”? bc wtf yo?

3.) The LOUD breathing when the victim is trying to hide. Just. That thing has been overplayed for far too long.

4.) No matter how fast you are, what you’re driving, the antagonist always gets you. Its one thing if its a paranormal antagonist, but if its literally just a guy in a mask? Please.

5.) The “good” girl / boy always survives, or dies in the most brutal way. And you know which one they get as the story unfolds. I hate predictability in horror lol.

6.) The antagonist perving on the naked girl in the shower / bath. Yknow. To see some tiddies before a kill? I never understood that.

7.) The antagonist can’t be harmed. They are somehow stronger than steel. Again, its one thing if its paranormal, but just a guy in a mask???? come tf on.

8.) The funny, lovable token ethnic kid always dies first, if not somewhere down the line. They NEVER survive. This just needs to quit. -_-

9.) The running-trip-fall. Like. If that binch falls, she deserves to die. And its always a woman. Always.

10.) There’s always that one guy who goes fucking insane because he’s scared and he turns on his friends. Just UUUUUUUUUUUGH.

11.) Checking under the bed for the child for monsters, and then being like “oh you silly boots. theres nothing under there” then they get violently dragged underneath and die. like. WE KNEW THIS WAS COMING. If a kid saw something IT IS ALWAYS THERE. That’s like, horror rules. The child can see everything.

I have....tons more but I figure I’ll stop there lmao.

#.ooc #//tysm for the ask ^^

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moonraccoon-exe · 5 years

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"Darling," Ignis says with a soft smile as he steps closer. "I had heard that it was your special day, and I'm afraid I might be late in giving you your gift." he can't help but smile as you step closer. "Babe!" Gladio rushes in and sweeps you off your feet spinning you around once before pinning you between him and Ignis. "Was that necessary?" Gladio smirks "Hell yeah." Ignis rolls his eyes but the two of them lean in, each kissing your cheeks. "Happy Birthday Babe!" "Happy Birthday Darling."

( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )

Oh…m-my..

I…

I…….

* doesn’t get up*

*is deceased thank you*

*has revived and will proceed to rant and thank you under the keep reading*

HNNG- HNNGNHGNHG

HGNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFFFFFGJKLDHJKLG FGKLJASKLD FGDKLAJDFKL AGKLDAG LKDAF JGKLDAGJDAKL FADJFKLAS JGDKLAGJADKLG ADJGKLDAG ALDKF AKLGDDJG KLADGJ ALKF JDAKLG AKLDGJ AGKLA

*CLINGS TO THE SCREEN*

*SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK*

FANGASMS SO HARD IT EXPLODES*

*SOUL DETACHES FROM BODY TO ASCEND TO THE SPIRITUAL REALM*

*ASCENDS TO THE FIFTH HEAVEN*

*SOUL COMES BACK TO BODY PURIFIED AND BLESSED BY THE BEAUTY AND WONDERFULNESS OF THIS WHOLE ASK*

GAWDS HAVE MERCY ON ME OH MY GAWD ANON

WHAT THE F U C K ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME EXPLODE BECAUSE OH MY GAWD I’M FANGASMING AGAIN AKLSDJ GLKADJF KLADJG KLDAG AJKLADJ KLGDAJG LAKDJG

*KEEPS EXPLODING NON STOP*

AKSLJDFALKGJAKLFJASLKFJGAKLJALKFJDAKLGAJKLGADJGKLADJGLAKDGJADLKFJADLGKADJGKLADJFLKADJGLAKDGJADLKGJ

*UNCONTROLLABLY HYSTERICALLY FLAILING ALL OVER THA PLACE AT ROCKET SPEED*

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

*EXPLODES AGAIN*

ANON

*CLINGS TO YOU AND KEEPS YELLING*

ANON

DO YOU SEE THAT SECOND GIF. AS THAT HOOMAN COLLAPSES BECAUSE SOMEONE JUST ARRIVED SHOT THEM UNEXPECTEDLY AND THEN THEY LEAVE AS THE HOOMAN DIES

THAT’S U AND ME

U JUST. ARRIVED ROM NOWHERE AND YOU JUST. SHOT ME, FREAKING SHOT ME WITH THIS- THIS- THIS GORGEOUS MOST MARVELOUS, MOST EXQUISITE ASK, AND I’M STANDING THERE STUPIFIED NOT READY AND NOT KNOWING WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND JUST

STRUCK IN THE FACE

AND YOU JUST WATCH ME COLLAPSE AND THEN YOU LEAVE LIKE IT’S NOTHING AND I DIE

AKLSJDLDKAGJADLKFJADLKGAJDKLGAJKLFADGJKLADGJ KALDJFDGKLAJD KLAJGDAKLDGJAKLDGJADKLGJA

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*FANGASMS AGAIN*

ASKLDJGDKLAJDFKLADJGKDALGJ AKFLADJFGDAKLGJADKLFJLDKGDJAGLKADJ HOLY SACRED MOOGLES ABOVE HAVE MERCY ON ME OH MY GOD ANON. ANON.

ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHATDOYOUEXPECTMETOSAY WHAT AR EYOU EXPECTING FROM ME ASKDJDGKLJDA OMG ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT THE HELL H NO HERE IT COMES AGAIN *FANGASMS* UGHF ASKDJFDGJD PLS HALP I KEEP DOING THAT AND I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THESE EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS ALONE IT’S SOOVERWHELMING AND FANTASTIC AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*EXPLODES AGAIN*

*is deceased once more and needs to revive again pls give me a minute again*

*HYPERVENTILATES*

ANON. ANON. DEAR SWEET MERCIFUL ANON WHO JUST SLAYED ME.

WHAT THE FUCK. THANK YOU. I’M...NUMB. I’M MENTALLY LYING HERE ABSOLUTELY NUMB AND WITHT HE HEAD EMPTY AND EYE WIDENED STARING AT THE CEILING BECAUSE WHAT ELSE CAN ID O RIGHT NOW. HOW ELSE DO I REACT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE THROUGH THIS AND NOT DIE.

OMG ANON. ANON. OMG YOU. YOU. ANONA SKLDD GKLAJDFLKADFJ GDKLAGJDA L

SHITFUCK I SWEAR I’M TRYING TO CALM DOWN BUT I KEEP JUST- SMASHING THE KEYBOARD AND ALKSJDDKLAGJD DOING STUPID NOISES AND SILLY FACES AND LISTEN HERE, YOU LISTEN HERE, I DON’T HAVE THE WORDS TO TELL YOU HOW THIS MADE ME REACT AND HOW GRATEFUL I AM BECAUSE

*LOUD INHALE*

OH MY G O D ANON

*cries*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*STAYS HUGGED TO THIS ASK FOREVER*

ANON THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This ask was absolutely and completely unexpected!! I thought maybe one or two people would drop by to say happy birthday, buT THIS? TTTTTTTTTTTTTHISSS? TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!??!?!

*DIES AGAIN*

*just lies there unmoving for all eternity now*

Ah. Ah.....ah. Ah my gawd. Gawd have mercy on me. Ah...gawd...my gawd...ah.

ah. There it is. You won. You’ve left me absolutely speechless. How do I reply to this, how do I say thanks enough, that is something I won’t ever know. The Supreme Tagger has been defeated. There is no power on this planet that can move me from this mental spot where I lie and stare in awe at nothing because this ask just made my life feel so complete and sublime and I’m still in the heavens thank you

ah...

goddammit. I’ve had this open for so long but I just. Still mentally lie ther ein silence aksjdlakjfdgdlakgjdakljg

Anon. Sweet anon. Wonderful superb you glorious anon. Gawds bless you and this- thIS GORGEOUS ASK ASKDJDLKGJDA OKAY I WON’T FOCUS ON IT BECAUSE WHEN I DO I HYPERVENTILATE AND LOSE IT AGAIN AHSDNAJDGANDGJADGN

But seriously thank you. Thank you so, so sincerely much for taking the time to write something for me for my birthday :’3 I’m sorry I replied a day later, but I did read this when you dropped it in and I had mental death aND IT’S STILL GOING BY THE WAY ALSKDJADKLGJADGKLJDA

Really, thank you immensely for the time and the effort into writing this. Thank you for the creativity and for deciding to do more than just wish me a happy birthday and send my two- mY TWO

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLINGS

MY TWO BABIES

MY ANGELS, MY SWEET BOYS, MY BESTEST BOYS, MY DEAR CUPCAKES, SWEET HUSBANDS MADE OF CELESTIAL PURITY CRAFTED BY THE GODS THEMSELVES

*cries*

MY OTP PUT ME IN BETWEEN AND STILL OTP THEMSELVES WHILE OTPING ME TOO AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*COMBUSTING AND STARTS UNCONTROLLABLY FLAILING ALL OVER THE PLACE WHILE HIGH PITCHED-LY SCREECHING*

*CRIES LOUDER*

MY BABIES, MY SWEET BOYS, MY HEART AND SOUL AND MY EVERYTHING IT’S THE TWO OF THEM AND I’M SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN AND THEY SMOOCH MY FACE AT THE SAMET IME AND HONESTLY IF THIS IS NOT HEAVEN I DON’T WANT TO DIE BECAUSE THIS IS BETTER AND I CRY AND I YELL AND I THROW A TANTRUM BECAUSE THIS IS SO SWEET KLASJDKLADGJADLKGJ

HONESTLY AT FIRST IT HOUGHT IT WAS JUST GOING TO BE IGGY BECAUSE I MEAN UUUUUUUUUUUGH IGGY MY DARLING, BUT HEN GLADIO PAPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND IW AS LIKE

GAWD

IS HE GOING TO

AND THEN HE JUST- GRABS ME AND HUGS ME AND THEN OH MY GAWD SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN THEM OH NO I’M DOING IT AGAIN

*FANGASMS*

IASKJDFSALJDGKLDAGJADKLFJDALKGDAJGKALDFJDALKGJADKGLJAD

OH NO THERE GOES ALL MY SANITY AND ALL MY HEART AND ALL MY FEELINGS AND EVERY PIECE OF MY SOUL AND ALSO MY UNDERWEAR. RUINED. SLAYED. ALL OF THEM DEAD AND TRANSCENDING THE CELESTIAL REALM TO MAKE ME BE BORN AGAIN BUT HAPPIER AND PURIFIED AND WITH MY THIRD EYE OPEN BECAUSE FUCK ME THIS IS SPLENDID I WAS TRYING TO KEEP COMPOSURE BUT I JUST

I CAN’T

ASKDJALDKGJADKLFJADKLGJADKFLAJSFKLADJGKLAFJKLAJGALDKGJAD KADGJDAGKLAJDGKLADJGKLDAGJDAJKLG

*PUNCHES THROUGH THE WALL* *THROWS COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW* *FLIPS THE DESK* *tRASHES THE ROOM* *tRASHES THE NEIGHBORHOOD* *FLIPS THE EARTH* *FLIPS THE WHOLE GALAXY*

*SCREECHES SO LOUDLY THE UNIVERSE SHAKES*

*collapses and squeaks*

whineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;A;

Anon....anon my heart so so full alksdadklfj ;A;

Iggy and Gladdy are my faves. Also OTP. And you throwing this at me with no warning...omg anon whY ;A;

This has made life so beautiful. My year has started beautifully with this, this ask alone watered my plants and made the flowers bloom, it cleaned the pollution in the air, made the oxygen clean, it cleaned my lungs and skin, it added ten years of life to my life, and it’s cured me fully from everything bad and i’m free of all the bad and i’m ethereal and floating in this majestic transparent lake of stars

aH. i ded. I no respond

just....thank you

bEST BIRTHDAY ASK EVER. bEST GIFT. i SHALL LIE HERE AND NOT MOVE FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR NOW WHILE THIS ASK AND ITS BEAUTY CONSUMES ME.

Thank you for writing this. Thank you for OT3-ing me into my OTP to make of this tHE BEST BIRTHDAY MENTAL IMAGE GIFT I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY EXISTENCE ;A;

I could go on for pages but...I won’t ever thank you enough, and this mental image is too precious, I lack the vocabulary. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I shall now go and swoon over this beautiful mental image that I want portrayed and framed on my wall now. Iggy and Gladio sandwiching me and both kissing my face and telling me happy birthdya darling and happeh birthday babe.

I am in love. I am cured. I am complete

thank you

*dies again*

#there #i tried to reply #not enough #*is still fangasming*#coonreplies

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riddikuluswolfs-blog · 6 years

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Can I Borrow Your Quill... And Your Homework?

Summary: Remus is a kind person. He always tries to help, but sometimes, that gets him into bad situations. Or good ones. Pre Azkaban Wolfstar.

Audience: Teen and Up

Catagory: M/M (Safe For Work)

Fandom: Harry Potter- J. K. Rowling

Relationships: Remus x Sirius, Wolfstar

Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter

Warnings: No Warnings

“Uuuuuuuuuuugh”

“Is he ok,” Remus whispered to James. He received a slight shrug in response before James went back to focusing on the viridescent-eyed muggle-born. Remus, however, stayed focused on the ebony-haired boy sprawled out on the floor next to him.

“Sirius?”

The boy let out a groan of discontentment.

Remus thus climbed out of his chair in the emptying common room and sat next to Sirius on the floor.

“Sirius, what’s wrong,” Remus whispered to the smaller boy, “you seem upset.”

“This is the worst assignment ever,” he complained.

Remus just rolled his eyes at Sirius and said, “Well if you would have started on it yesterday, you would have it out of the way.”

“Uuuuuuuugh”

Remus smirked at the boy’s response, knowing that Sirius realized he was right.

“Moony, can I borrow your quill… and your homework?”

“Why on hell and earth would I let you do that,” Remus inquired.

“Becuase you love me,” Sirius replied, almost making the last work sound like a question.

Remus’ face went red. How did he know? Of course, Remus realized immediately that he meant just as friends. There is no way that if Sirius knew how Remus felt about him that they’d still be talking.

“Sirius,” Remus said shortly, “that’s cheating, so the answer is no.”

“At least help me.”

“I would have been more willing to help you if you did it in the library with me yesterday.”

“Rem! Please, you have to help me. I’m already suffering in potions and if I get a bad grade in defense my parents will kill me. Literally.”

“Well, I doubt that,” Remus said teasingly, “but I’ll help you.”

Remus laid down next to Sirius and moved his essay between them. As he went to grab the essay, their fingers overlayed, but Remus quickly pulled his off of Sirius’. He swallowed nervously and looked down at the essay.

“So, what do you have so far. ‘Hinkypunks are one-legged crea–’”

Sirius pulled Remus’ back over to him and held it against his chest.

“Wha- what are you doing pads?”

Sirius didn't’ reply verbally. Instead, he scooted closer to Remus, crumpling the corner of his essay in the process.

“S- Sirius, I–”

“Forget the essay moons.”

“W- Wait, so you didn’t really need my help,” he questioned.

“Well, I do,” Sirius replied, slowly moving closer and closer to the lanky boy, “but there are more important things right now.”

“L- like what,” Remus stuttered.

“Like this–”

Sirius cut himself off by turning remus, leaning him forward and taking his upper lip between his teeth. He slowly moved to his bottom lip and pulled it with his own. Remus was shocked. What was he doing? Was this some sort of joke? Did he know how he felt? Was he trying to make fun of him?

Quickly, Remus pulled away from the kiss.

Sirius looked at him perplexed.

“What, did I do something wrong? Or did I just read the situation wrong,” He asked, sounding like he already knew the answer.

“W- why did you do that?”

Maybe he had read things wrong. He thought Remus liked him, the way he blushed when Sirius said the word love, the way he pulled his hand away from Sirius as if the touch was too much. Maybe he was wrong.

“Sorry, I shouldn’t have done that.”

Sirius bolted upright and ran up the creaking stairs to the dorm room.

By the time Remus was up there, Sirius’ bed had all of its curtains closed around it.

“Siri, I know you’re up here. Please come out and talk to me.”

A muffled ‘no’ was heard in the direction of his bed. The floor seemed to sway under Remus. What if Sirius regretted it? He thought after what Sirius said, maybe he really did like him. But when he ran up to the dorm like someone just pissed in his pumpkin juice, Remus lost hope.

“Pads, please just talk to me. I know you regret doing… doing that, but please just talk to me.”

Why couldn’t he just say it? Was he really that grossed out that he couldn’t say that they kissed?

“No, I know that you hate me now but, I just… I thought that you liked me.”

Remus’ heart was beating out of his chest. He did like Sirius. He didn’t regret the kiss. Why didn’t he just let it happen? If he didn’t pull away, he and Sirius might have both ended up in that bed with the curtains closed together tightly. Why was he so stupid? Why did he always have to ruin every good thing he was given?

“I- I do like you Pads,” Remus admitted.

“No you don’t, why else would you have pulled away! Stop trying to mess with me!”

“I- But I do,” he whispered.

Sirius stayed quiet in his bed.

Remus stalked over to his own, tears welling in his eyes. Maybe it was just a joke. Maybe Sirius was just toying with him. He didn’t really want a definite answer. He crawled into his bed and pulled the thick covers over himself, ignoring the fact that he was still in his robes.

Sirius didn’t know why Remus kept saying that he liked him. If he did, why did he pull away? Sirius wanted answers. As he heard Remus pull the covers over himself, Sirius tugged open his curtains, walked to Remus’ bed and laid next to him.

“Leave me alone”

“No.”

Remus paused.

“Why?”

“I want to know why you pulled away.”

Remus remained quiet, but he rolled over to face Sirius.

“I- I thought that it was a joke. L- like you were trying to make fun of me.”

“Why would I do that?”

“I thought that you found out I liked you, and… and that you hated me.”

“Never,” Sirius said, pulling him closer to him.

“So, you did want me to kiss you?”

Remus nodded shyly.

“Well then…”

Sirius cupped Remus’ face and their lips met. Sirius was drowning in the taste but Remus was keeping him afloat.

Fin.

#remus x sirius #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #fluff #fluffy wolfstar #angst #angsty wolfstar #mod andy #messr andy #fanfic #fanfiction #wolfstar fanfiction #wolfstar fanfic #get together

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maspwinj2 · 7 years

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so i had this angry anon sending me 4 messages the other day so i guess im gonna answer, i mean as much as it is possible to answer those kinds of messages you know

anyway anon, i hope that you’ve calmed down a bit, ate some snickers and shit

i’ll do it bit by bit

“Okay I get it, you really believe and have "profs" and everything about Jared and Jensen being together in a romantic relationship, fine, you ship them.”

well that’s the first sentence and you already show that no, you do not get it lol

cos you’re making it sound like i only tinhat j2 cos i ship them when it’s the complete opposite actually, it’s only months after i discovered that j2 were together, and learned during all those months what great guys they are and how much their love is real and beautiful and inspirational that i finally started shipping them sooo yeah don’t call me a j2 shipper because not all j2 shippers are tinhats and the j2 shipping hets are the most disgusting pieces of shit cos they fantasize and over sexualize gay relationships WHILE erasing those relationships in real life, they use j2′s blatant love for each other as fuel to wet their panties but refuse to acknowledge it’s real, it’s so fucking disgusting so yeah don’t put me in the same bag as those people, im not just a shipper thank you

“What I don't get is why does it matter so much to you? I've seen your blog and literally all you talk/answer questions about is whether their wives conceived in this way or the other and saying things about two man in a relationship that you honestly don't know anything about?”

well j2 are my favs so... i care about them, what the fuck is you problem dude this blog’s whole purpose is to talk about j2 related stuff, have you been living under a rock??? people gossip about actors and famous people since forever and i know more about j2′s lives than i know of my own family members, that’s just what happens when you’re interested in something/someone: you try to get as much information as possible!!! wake up!

and i’ve looked at my last 20 posts and at least 15 of them are asks, i mostly answer asks around here so if you have a problem with the topics you should send your complaints to the anons ok?

“And yes I get that you are going to insult me for this”

well actually no im not cos you’re embarassing yourself enough as it is i don’t wanna shoot on the ambulance

“I'm not saying this for YOU I'm saying this because of them. Would you like having someone like you talking and making assumptions about your life or your love life in the EXACT same way your are doing in here?”

oh boy look at this, this is j2′s white knight in shining armour right here, protecting them from people daring to gossip!!!! and what a vile crime that is!! buddy there are people out there actually insulting directly on SM jared and jensen over anything and everything everyday, so i can assure you, people like me, who just say their wives are beards on our private accounts really aren’t the problem and you should go somewhere else and protect j2 from actual harmful people instead of wasting your time here

“Because yes, you can ship 2 people and all...”

again as is said earlier me tinhatting j2 isn’t about shipping, and i think shipping 2 real people who aren’t together for real is disrespectful

so no actually you can’t ship 2 people who aren’t together, it’s gross imo but do i expect people to agree with me and stop writing RPF? no. do i send them messages to tell them how bad what they’re doing is? no. im not expecting anyone to go by my morals because guess what? morals vary a lot from people to people

and you actually believe it’s PERFECTLY FINE to write a 500,000 fic about jared and jensen fucking each other on set??? to write a fic about them getting raped tortured or whatever else awful things peole can think of??? you think people fantasizing about getting fucked by them is a-ok??? but me talking about their wives being beards (which is simply the truth btw) IS GOING TOO FAR??????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING wtf is wrong with you???

so treating j2 like sex objects is morally ok but me talking about their real life is NOT?????

im just.....

and the worse is that you actually believe you are the better person here just oh my god.... whatever moving on

“but why do you have to involve the kids and everything in this?”

what the fuck did i say about the kids? do you think saying they were convinced via IVF is insulting? does science scare you that much?

and i’d like you to note this: i’ve literally seen hets talking about danneel using IVF since they think she has some fertility problem, and since she got twins, they really believed she used that way. SO what you’re trying to say is that hets can talk about j2′s “wives” and kids without being disrespectful but SINCE IM A HAT I CANT DO THE SAME??? SERIOUSLY???

guess what, hats aren’t the only ones who analize j2s family, they aren’t the only ones who look for every new pics and info about them, they aren’t the only ones who gossip about them ok?

“you are saying that 2 mature man are in a romantic relationship and they who KNOW are on 2017 and are extremely supportive of minorities and gay people, are hiding it so bad like to hire "fake wives" and kids”

uuuh do you actually believe that the only reason why j2 could be in the closet is because they are self-hating gays and they hate all all gays and are racists??? do you even look at what you write?

j2 are in the closet, not because they hate themselves, but because if they were out, spn and their career would be over! and you think they “hired” kids???? you don’t make any sense!

you’re just one of this person who don’t know anything about bearding and just fyi j2 aren’t an exception there are many many other gay people in hollywood who have fake relationships, and kids too! because gay people are actually allowed to have children! crazy right?

anyway im tired of answering that ask now, there was more but you’re just repeating yourself and like god:

“if you are going to ship them I think you should do it and not in the sick invasive way that you are doing it right now”

you really do not understand, making theories and making vids proving j2 lied ISN’T SHIPPING!!!!! it’s TINHATTING, ITS NOT THE SAME THING

if i was an active shipper, i would post fanfic recs, i would post headcanons and fanarts, do i do that? no! stop saying it’s shipping for fuck sake

oh god this anon was so dumb they have no idea what they’re talking about uuuuuuuuuuugh stupid people everywhere

and wait finally i’d like you to notice that those angry messages came in response to that ask and as you can see, this anon was trying to convince me and manipulate me by using my own tweet into thinking j2 aren’t actually together but since it didn’t work they came back very angrily vomiting their real thoughts and my guess is that they were so angry because j2 LITERALLY HAD A DATE NIGHT RIGHT AFTER THEY SENT THAT ASK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i bet they were so mad j2 were proving them wrong lmaoooooo

#long post #bullshit #sorry it's the first time i got a het like that so i wanted to try answering

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