Reblog if you're LGBT and are against MAPS/Child Groomers
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āaww! my comfort character is so soft!ā
the comfort character in question:
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Holy guacamole I didnt think that one of my posts wouldāve ever gotten over 500 notes yet this one somehow got over 2000 š¾((o(^ā^)o))
Incorrect obey me quotes #3
Lucifer: has anyone seen mc?? I havenāt seen them for 2hours
Mc: *opens random closet door and pokes their head out* you rang?
Satan: why are you in a closet?
Mc: sometimes when I get annoyed I go into random places where I canāt be found
Mammon: YOU WERE IN A CLOSET FOR 2 HOURS?!?!
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Incorrect obey me quotes #4
Lucifer: *hears blood curdling screams from the living room at 3am* what the diavolo is going on out here?!
*Mammon, levi and mc playing Mario kart*
Levi: MAMMON THREW A GREEN SHELL AT ME!!!
Mammon: ONLY BECAUSE MC TURNED INTO A BULLET BILL AND BROUGHT ME TO LAST PLACE!!!
Mc: ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO WIN
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Hell is bigmouth strikes again by the smiths stuck in your head for 36 hours
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Incorrect obey me quotes #3
Lucifer: has anyone seen mc?? I havenāt seen them for 2hours
Mc: *opens random closet door and pokes their head out* you rang?
Satan: why are you in a closet?
Mc: sometimes when I get annoyed I go into random places where I canāt be found
Mammon: YOU WERE IN A CLOSET FOR 2 HOURS?!?!
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Brothers + dia with a Male!MC who wears joke boxers (like ones with characters and stuff on it) + which of your boxers theyād like the most/steal
Male mc, some suggestive stuff, mostly fluff/crack
Author note: I was gonna do everyone (-Luke ofc) but I reached the 10 image limit so I might do a pt2 also I kinda got lazy when searching for some of them
Lucifer
When he first found out he just sighed, āwhy do you wear suchā¦ dumb boxers?ā. Would try to convince you to wear his instead š to show your his, would be kinda of a turn off for him especially if theyāre real goofy or bright colored. But he doesnāt really mind the hungry hippos ones, he wonāt admit it but thinks itās kind of cute seeing you wear ones like this makes him think you look more innocent. āNext time you get new underwear let me help you pick them outā than he will get you guys a plain black pair to match
Mammon
Heād wear a lot of money related ones so heād think yours are pretty cool, if you have any casino or money related ones heād definitely steal them but he would never admit it āthese are my boxers mc!! No I didnāt take them out of your room why would I care about your dumb underwear?!ā As heās wearing the ones you just bought. Heād love having a matching pair with you
These would be his top 2 favs of yours
Levi
Heād love almost all of them, espically anime or video game related ones. Heād get super excited if youād want to get a matching pair that his face would be a red as a tomato while saying ār-really?! You wanna a matching pair of boxers with a yuckky otaku like me?! Iāve seen this in a animeā. Heād definitely steal your underwear but would refuse to admit to it
Satan
Heād find some of them cute and others he wouldnāt really be to opinionated on the others. He really likes the ones with cats on them and will steal them with no shame either, like heāll wear your boxers around you and say āIām not sure where your cat boxers went, maybe you lost themā. Would never give you them back, youād have to pull them off of him in his sleep to get them back and then heād be mad at you like you were stealing his
Asmo
Heād wouldnāt like to wear them so heād barely steal them. But heād think some of them are cute and would tease you for ābeing innocentā. Tho heād think youād look cute in any boxers.
Beel
Would want to steal them but canāt because heās worried heād rip them. Would find them all cute and would prefer you wearing only them when cuddling. He really likes the one with like the laser cats and pizza.
Belphie
he would say he doesnāt care what your boxers look like but in reality heād be wearing yours, and he acts like their his like when you get out of the shower and your wearing a pair he likes then heāll pull them off of you and put them on himself with no care about what you think.
Diavolo
Would LOVE them all and think theyāre adorable. Heād definitely steal multiple pairs and keep them but barbatos would always end up returning most of them to you so later diavolo will just start asking to have some.
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Dealing with auditory processing disorder
LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"
NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"
CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"
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Incorrect quotes/ moments in the HoL
Male!mc: *walks into the living room with a button up unbuttoned playing careless whisper on phone*
Lucifer: what are you doing?
Male!mc: trying to seduce you, is it working?
Lucifer: no
Diavolo: itās working on me
Male!mc: that actually works out great for me
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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.
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Lucifer, mammon and Satan when g/n mc fakes being sick to stay home
After a long week you really just wanted to stay home and do whatever you wanted to do, there was a new show you wanted to watch and 2 new video games you wanted to play but you werenāt allowed to miss another day for no real reason so you had to fake being sick, you did all the tricks like a hot rag on your head to make your skin warm and stick, putting a thermometer under a light to fake a high temperature, etc
Lucifer
First to notice your absence at breakfast so he sent mammon to go get you but when he heard you were sick after having no signs all week he decided to see himself
āHello mc, how do you feel?ā He said with half sympathy, 99.9% you were faking it. āItās really hot in here and I feel all dizzy and my throat hurts so you knowā
Heād put his ungloved hand on your forehead
āHm? This is quite concerning, your extremely warm and this thermometer you took says 102ā¦ youāll have to go to the hospital immediatelyā
Has no real intention on bringing you to the hospital heās always 4 steps ahead he knows your faking heās just trying to make you admit it
If you admit it then there wonāt be much of a punishment
Buttt if you continue faking being sick heād make you wish you were actually sick
āWell since your sick you need to sleep so no phone, tv or any devices at all, plus you need to stay in bed all day. Iāll come check up on you every 30mins to make sure youāre in bed and take your temperatureā
Honestly youāve lucked out as soon as luci walks thru the door
Mammon
When he went to get you and saw you laying down looking sick he instantly started freaking out
Youād have to tell him how youāre just trynna get out of school to get him to calm down
But honestly that was a mistake because he doesnāt do a good job making it seem like youāre sick
Heād go down stairs and say āwell mc is sick so they canāt go to school or anythingā
Youād end up having to go sick but if you didnāt then heād stay home
Satan
Stopped Lucifer from going to check on mc first
Would figure out youāre not sick almost immediately
Would make you go to school
Unlesss you pulled the āyour acting like Luciferā card
Then heād give you a angry look
āIām nothing like Lucifer and you know it, but if you must go and lie to such extreme measures for me to allow you to stay home then I guess Iāll cover for youā
You get to stay homeā¦ as long as Lucifer doesnāt try to check on you
Youāre gonna get a earful later from him for comparing him to Lucifer
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Double the fun
male mc in demon form with a tail x levi
Nsfw, overstimulation, mutual masturbation, tail fucking, male mc, not proofread
Non nwlnw of fem aligned read or interact!!
After getting bored you decided to go on pornhub to see well yk but something caught youāre eye 2 demons jerking each other and fucking each other with their tails and oh my diavolo is that what they say instead of oh my god? It looked so good and than the amazing thought came to your head āmy demon form has a tail, I can do this but with who?ā Barbatos was wayyy too busy to do it with you right now and Satans tail didnāt feel to great so the best and really only option was levi. You went to Leviās room, he was always watching dirty stuff and masturbating, why wouldnāt he want to try this with you?. Once you got to the door you could here groans of pleasure you couldnāt have come at a better time, opening the door you could see him rubbing himself through his pants while watching hentai, you walk up to his computer pause the video he freezes in embarrassment and looks up at you āhorny are we?ā āW-well ummā you starting typing in the video from earlier on his computer as you say āsince youāre already turned on I thought we could try this, what do you sayā levi looks at the video of the two demons screaming in pleasure tail fucking each other āyou want to do thisā¦with me?ā You nod in agreement as a dumb horny smile crosses his face, heās very much into the idea.
You both kneel on some cushions thrown on the floor as you guys messily make out, gently biting his lower lip pulling a whimper from him, soon unbuttoning each others shirts and pants till the cold air hits your guys now naked bodyās in your demon forms. You grab a bottle of lube gently spreading around his tail making him moan at the sight and feeling of your hands gently massaging it, he canāt take it anymore he needs your tail inside of him, he grabs the lube pouring some on your tail and basically giving your tail a handjob making you lay your head on his shoulder as moans pour from your mouth.
His tail gently rubs against your hole before slowly entering it making you bite Leviās shoulder and moan at the new amazing feeling, he positions your tail right at his hole before you plunge into him making him throw his head back and let out a loud high pitched moan that everyone in HoL most likely heard but it didnāt matter you both already felt so good and it was just starting. You started your tail at a slow pace making thrusts his hips back for you to go faster his tail starts at a rough and fast pace, he reaches down and starts rubbing your slit as he begs for you to go faster inside of him. How could you resist his adorable little begs your tail starts going faster inside of him pounding his prostate as you start jerking him off. This goes on for a while until you both get close to your guys release, moaning and whimpering, chests pressed against each other, heads laying on each others shoulders, one of your guys hand working each others cock and the other rubbing each others nipples.
His release comes first, he screams in pleasure as his cum paints your hand and stomach your tail and hand still moving fast on him making bite into your neck to muffle his moans, his tail presses into your prostate as it starts abusing it, his hands working faster on you, rubbing your leaking slit as the other starts gently massaging your balls making you groan as you cum HARD, both of your guys hands and stomachs are covered in each others cum, yet neither of your guys dicks are getting soft, itās gonna be a very long night with this new found pleasure.
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
Ok, so I can't remember who posted the original post this is based on, but I remember a fic/post were Lucifer has this magical tentacle box, were every time he opens it a bunch of tentacles spourt out and fucks him?
He magical wards the door so none of his brothers can get inside of his room, but you know who canonical can pass through Lucifer's wards?? Us.
So imagine, after a long day of dealing with his brothers and council work, Lucifer comes home and immediately heads to his room. Placing the wards up he's quick to shed off his clothing and take out the box.
Opening the lid, a familiar flog rolls out of the box as tentacles begin pouring out. Taking the box towards his enormous bed, he places it at the foot of the bed while he makes himself comfortable at the headboard.
It doesn't take long before tentacles begin tracing his body. Exploring his body like they done countless times before. Wrapping themselves around his cock, Lucifer let's out a breathy moan. Lucifer sees no shame in begging the tentacles for more, seeing as they can't actually hear him.
"Fu-fuck! Please, please fuck me already. I need it."
Finally, after what feels like eons to Lucifer, the tentacles circle his hole and press inward. A loud screech echos throughout his room as the tentacles immediately move at a punishing pace. Not giving him a lick of mercy as they pound harshly into his prostrate.
The room is soundproof, so none of his brothers can hear what's going in inside of his room. Like the attic though, you're able to hear.
Stepping inside of the house of Lamentation you're meet with the sound of....Groaning? You think for a spilt second that the house is haunted. Tip toeing down the hallway, the moaning gets louder and louder as you get closer to Lucifer's door, and the idea that the house is haunted is quickly disproven.
Pressing your ear against the door you hear signature Pathetic Lucifer(tm) sounds as well, a slooping sound? Confused and curious, you quietly open the door and sneak inside.
You think you're dreaming the second you lay eyes on Lucifer. He's pressed against the headboard, red tentacles wrapping around his arms and holding him down. A few of them are pumping his cock fiercely, while others are pounding into his hole.
Rubbing your eyes, you confirm that this is not a dream. Smirking you lean against Lucifer's desk, content to take in the sights before Lucifer spots you.
It takes a while for him to realize you're even there. Too preoccupied by getting his dick and hole abused by tentacles to look around. Clearing your throat Lucifer's head snaps up and he locks eyes with you.
"M-Mc! What- ah - what are you doing here?!" He cries out, cutting his words off with a moan as a practically harsh tentacle gabs his prostrate.
"Oh you know. Chilling. Checking on your paperwork." You say casually, thumbing through the pile of documents on Lucifer's desk.
Lucifer goes to say something else, but his words die in his throat as the tentacles pick him up and manhandle him.
"Oh, don't mind me. Just continue what you're doing." You wave off.
Lucifer moans as the tentacles spread his legs towards you, like they're trying to show off. He knows that they're not sentient enough to have its own thoughts and feelings, just know how to pleasure someone, but some times he thinks it's able to read minds and chose the most devious thing to do. Hence the displaying.
Turning around at the moan, you feel the air being knocked out of your chest as you look at Lucifer. Hair tossed, face flushed, and a dick so hard and drooling it looks like it physically hurts. You can't help yourself, you charge forward and capture his lips with a kiss.
Lucifer moans against you. Pulling back you take one look of his fucked out face before diving back in. Biting and sucking on his neck you create the most beautiful of hickeys.
Your hands wander to the one place the tentacles aren't touching, his nipples. You give them a firm tug, earning you a gasp. To make up for it you rub sweet circles into his nipples, grinning as Lucifer melts against your touch.
Shifting backwards, you take a good look at the tentacles.
"Do they have suckers?" You ask.
Lucifer shakes his head, not trusting his voice. Humming you grap a tentacles, it's smooth and slightly wet, not unlike a tongue.
Shifting off the bed Lucifer cries after you, moving towards you as much as the tentacles allow him to. Giggling you pat his head, reinsuring him before making your way to the box.
The tentacles more out of the way as you examine it. You're not totally fluent in ancient Demonic, but thanks to Satan, you got the basics down.
"Hey Luci! Apparently there's an enchantment to change the feel of the tentacles!"
Lucifer groans in response, and you take that as permission to continue. Clearing your throat, you speak the ancient Demonic words and hope that you're pronouncing them correctly.
When you finish you watch in awe as the tentacles begin to change. With a glimmer the tentacles grow small appendages, tendrils, and suckers. Lucifer moans at the sensation, the tiny tendrils rubing against his slit and overwhelming him completely. While the tentacles in his ass grow even larger.
"There's a sucker!" You exclaim, picking up a tentacle and moving it towards his chest. For some reason the tentacles have no problem with you moving them, even as they hold Lucifer down.
Pressing the sucker against his nipples, Lucifer immediately cries out. Back straightening, Lucifer falls against you. Catching him you rub his back soothingly before he shots cum all over your lap.
You work Lucifer through his orgasm, rubbing his back and peppering his face in kisses. Panting, Lucifer comes down from his high, only to squirm when he realizes the tentacles hasn't stopped.
"T-too much." He pants out, writhing against you. Grinning you push Lucifer back against the bed. Hovering ontop of him you give him your best Sadastic Smile, earning a shiver from him.
"Come on Luci, you can take a bit more can't you? I mean, it was you who rushed home so you could get dicked down by a tentacle box."
Lucifer groans at your words, already knowing that he's going to be in for a long night.Ā
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Obey me brothers + royals with a mc whoās had hallucinations of monsters/weird creatures their whole life and attracted to āscary thingsā
This is 100% self indulgent, so for some background when I was 5yrs old I watched ghostbusters and woke up at night seeing ghost floating around and ever since then Iāve been attracted to scary things and still will have hallucinations of creatures/monsters that are super realistic so hereās obey me with a mc like that
Lucifer
Heād be very curious about all of it, heād wanna hear about the first time it happened in extreme detail and would want to know about all the other times and why it happens, but if youāre not comfortable talking about them than he wonāt press it and will leave it alone. But if you still have them heād would require you to tell him so he can prevent another one especially if the hallucinations make you very anxious for a long time. Heād be a bit worried when he finds you staying up reading about real ghost experiences and other paranormal stuff āwhy do you even read this stuff? Do you think the stuff youāve seen was real?ā āWell I didnāt know there was really demons until a couple months agoā. Doesnāt think that the things youāve seen were real, just hallucinations.
Mammon
Heās scared of it, heās really worried the things youāve seen were real and is scared that theyāll hurt you. Heāll use it as a excuse to be extra clingy to you. āThe great mammon will scare of any ghosts from hurting you!!ā Then heāll scream on the top of the lungs when he hears a noise thinking he angered a ghost. He wouldnāt like when you watch horror movies or documentaries about that kind of stuff but he will act like itās him helping you out āh-hey you shouldnāt be watching this stuff what if you get a nightmare or another hallucination?!ā āI like watching this thoā āsee youāre already acting crazy!ā
Levi
Heād be really curious about it and would show you some animeās and mangas about horror. Heād want to know about what youāve seen before and what triggers them if anything does. āThat sounds like episode 7 of the anime the lonely human stuck inside a haunted hotel!!ā Heās kinda of scared by some of the stories youāve told him about. Heāll watch horror movies with you and some documentaries depending on what theyāre about. Heāll love listening to you tell him about any horror stories youāve read or heard.
Satan
Most interested in it out of everyone, how often does it occur, what emotions were you feeling before and during the hallucinations, whatās the common reason for them happening, what makes you interested in them, do you think any of them were real???? Heāll want to hear every single detail about each time in order so he can write it down. āHas any of them happened since youāve been in devildom? Are the human looking or more animal like? Have they ever spoken? Have they gotten more realistic since youāve now met demons?ā Heād find it all really interesting and would love to read and watch horror stories with you. Thereās times where the things youāve described have reminded him of creatures from devildom making him wonder if some of the things youāve seen were actually real.
Asmo
He would be terrified when you told him about your hallucinations, would be concerned you might be crazy since you see horrifying things yet want to learn more about them. āAre you crazy?Why are you trying to find out more about these creatures when you have me to find out more about *wink wink*ā finds documentaries boring most of the time but would enjoy watching horror movies with you and listening to you tell him about the books youāve while heās painting your nails or doing your hair.
Beel
Gets concerned when you tell him, and is even more concerned when you tell him you like learning more about scary things āI donāt think itās normal to want to learn about the things that scare youā but wouldnāt try to stop you from learning as long as it didnāt give you nightmares, if you were getting more hallucinations or nightmares from reading and watching horror things than heād stop you āyou shouldnāt keeping watching these movies and reading these books if itās causing you harm, why donāt we watch something elseā but they werenāt harming you than heād love watching the movies with you and listening to you tell him about the books and your hallucinations
Belphie
Wouldnāt act like he cared but really heās concerned that you might have more hallucinations especially after what he had did to you, heād also be worried that if some of the things youāve seen were real but he wonāt say anything because he doesnāt want to make it worse. Would āwatchā horror movies with you (fall asleep next to you while you watch them), and would like listening to you talking to him about your experiences while he falls asleep.
Diavolo
Heād be really curious about them, heād ask you a-lot of similar questions as Satan. Would be curious since some of the creatures sound like ones from devildom. Would LOVE listening to you tell him all the stories youāve read, movies youāve watched and hallucinations youāve had.
Barbatos
Would be pretty curious but wouldnāt straight out ask you to tell him youāre experiences, heād just be happy to listen if you started telling him about them. Would find it interesting that some of the creatures resembled devildom
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Oral hc with Lucifer,Satan, beel, Simeon and Barbatos
Male reader, nsfw, male body, biting (Lucifer, Satan, barbatos), overstimulation (Lucifer, beel, Simeon), slight degradation (Lucifer?, Satan, barbatos), being tied up and blindfolded (barbatos)
NON NWLW AND FEM ALIGNED DO NOT READ OR INTERACT
Lucifer
Giving mc head:
Ohhh where to start, he would start by teasing your tip giving it little kisses and kitten licks, licking it up and down for a atleast a good 5 minutes making you beg for him to put you in his mouth and he would, once he feels like youāve begged enough and proved how much of a little slut you are for. Heāll make you cum twice with just his mouth for foreplay only then heāll blow out your back making you by the end of the night wayyyy overstimulated from cumming at least 5 times. He just wants to watch your thighs shake as you moan and whimper his name
Getting head:
He would mouth fuck you, holding your head still as he goes rough on your throat, making you make eye contact with him until he cums, he just finds it so attractive to watch you on your knees with his hand entangled in your hair looking up at him, it just fills his gigantic ego.ohhhh and how heād love it if you gave him a little nibble on the inside of his thighs
Satan
Giving mc head:
Would put on a performance, gently licking the tip before slowly putting it in his mouth, wrapping his tongue all around it until your dick is covered in his salvia, kissing the inside of your thighs and then going back to licking up and down your cock, with such a performance youād better be giving him your full attention, if youāre not looking at him heāll bites the inside of your thighs making you yelp or whimper
Getting head:
Honestly he pefers giving you head instead of getting it, would tease you if you begged for him to let you sick him off āaww my little whore is so horny all they can think about is my cockā, but his groans and whimpers would let you know how much he was enjoying it, would prefer to do 69 than just have you giving him head
Beel
Giving mc head:
I hope your ready to be overstimulated and going at it for hours when you agree to let him give you head. He would go for at-least 2 hours before he stopped because he didnāt want you to get hurt or too tired. Your legs would be shaking uncontrollably with an immenseļæ¼ amount of pleasure overflowing in your body, tears of pleasure and a foggy mind, all you remember to do is moan, whimper and call out his name. Heād be so happy too if you let him go on for however long he wanted, holding your thighs/hips down every once in a while saying āyou taste so gooood mc and your doing such a good job just a little longer I promise, you can handle another 2 more orgasms right?ā, youāll cum atleast 9 times a couple of them being dry orgasms. And itās not just your cock he plays with, heāll finger you or put a vibrator in you, or heāll eat you out while giving you a handjob
Getting head:
Heād prefer giving you head then getting it himself , but if you really wanted to he would let you take control because he knows heās big and doesnāt want to accidentally hurt you, LOVES when you play with his tip, would also enjoy 69 a lot having you layering on top of him enjoying his cock
Simeon
Giving mc head:
I hc Simeon as a absolute cum slut he loves having you cum on his face, chest,back anywhere really, he also loves how your cum tastes, he thinks itās the most sweetest thing in the world and heās addicted to it, heāll make you cum atleast 3 times in his mouth, and than youāll have to cum in him a couple times too. Heād start by licking up and down your cock while massaging your balls, kissing your tip and giving it kitten licks while one of his hands keep massaging and the other rubbing the base of your cock trying to milk you
Getting head:
Although heāll suck on you all night he gets very sensitive very fast so you can only go about one or 2 rounds oral before heās passed out, but if youāre into eating ass heād LOVE it being bent over as you eat him out would make him feel sooo good all he would do is moan and whimper in pleasure āmmm~ mc! sooo goodā his thighs shaking as heās barely able to hold his self up. Out of everyone heād love 69ing the most out of all of them
Barbatos
Giving mc head:
Heāll have you tied up with a blindfold on as he swirls he toungue around your tip wanting to see your reaction, vibrator in you pressed right against your prostate and massaging your balls trying to make you get very loud and vocal as he overstimulates you. And ohh does he know how to use his tongue teasing your tip as he massages your cocks base to start off than deepthroating you making you moan and whimper, heāll make you cum 4 times with just his mouth if he wants to make you extra sensitive
Getting head:
Heāll have one hand in your hair to tug on if you arenāt going fast enough or not making eye contact. Would love to mouth fuck you but also would love you taking control and giving him some good head. But really heās more into giving head than receiving. Wouldnāt really like 69 because he likes eye contact during head
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