#its horrifying? that doesnt make it bad. it just is. it just is

[soldier-poet-king]

Amen aka "let it be so" but not as a prayer or a plea or an expression of peace, but as a horrific, pyrrhic surrender. As anger and desperation. As a, I give up. Fine. You win. Just make it stop.

#anyway #franposting #been thinking a lot abt horror and faith lately #and the nature of the divine as smthn terrifying as well as smthn good #like. see the face of god and die yknow? #amen isnt some sweet little word #its horrifying? that doesnt make it bad. it just is. it just is #and its a horrible surrdender. choking on your blood and giving up #yes i AM making a playlist for this #only 2 songs on it but yknow maybe thats how it is #its a highly specific emotion and thought #and maybe i am just literally getting a little bit crazy again #due for a paranoid spiral probably #also little gay bitches. like. we're the only ones who get it maybe

[nanatsuyu]

GRUBHUG BLOODBAG ANDREW???????????? oh my goddddddd (@stabbyfoxandrew)

(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Andrew works for a company called bloodline that runs like a niche vampire grubhub service. He mocks Kevin (affectionate) who grew up "vegetarian" and has a weak stomach for blood additives. Neil is Kevin's recluse roommate that Andrew did not know was living there for several months and refuses to feed off anything that isn't Kevin.

#theres more to it like how kevin cant smell and he was also the one who turned neil who then had to flee #and was raised a bit feral and is now horrified to drink human blood (kevin owes him tho but even that took some coaxing) #andrew used to just make deliveries to kevins place but eventually made friends because hes a bit of a surly loner and andrew is weak to it #eventual kandreil but neil tells andrew his blood smells bad (it doesnt but neils a snot and is finnicky about humans so he hides) #also tells him its a good thing kevin cant smell or he would have cottoned on to andrews crush on him #chaos ensues the day neil agrees to try human blood again after a century #fanfic fanfare #my writing #grubhub au

[famewolf]

speaking of ocd, I think I'm realizing that I truly don't have anxiety and it's literally just my ocd. im not anxious about anything until it involves me and suddenly I'm spiraling

#[static] #it's hard to describe succinctly but the anxiety I deal with nowadays is directly related to my ocd and autism #some anxiety is so easy to brush off but the ones stemming from my ocd are extremely difficult to get out from under #i'll spiral for weeks about one specific thing and ruminate on it and mentally worry and pick at it forever #it's utterly exhausting jfkdghdf some days are easier than others #and often that one thing I ruminate on becomes multiple things all stemming from the first thing #like recently it's been my car ... the thing is totally fine ... runs fine drives fine but ive been freaked out by it for the last 3 weeks #every time i go into the shop theyre like ... everything is good in fact its in good condition for its age and they'll mention like #one thing that will need to be replaced to keep it in tip top condition and then my brain will fixate on it and imagine all the ways #something horrific will happen if that doesnt get changed and then that leads to all the other things in the car suddenly freaking me out #i defs used to have general anxiety and depression but those went away literally the day i got top surgery #poof instantly gone it was wild and i kept waiting for the other shoe to drop #never did but now my ocd has been really bad the last 6 months cuz of all the extra horrifying things going on #so i thought it was just my anxiety coming back but this week i realized it was my ocd and have been treating it accordingly #and ive seen some relief but i definitely need to go back to therapy once i get my insurance again #its the only way to get a hold on it and my last therapist ended up moving states so we didnt get to work on tools for it very much #im yapping at this point i just needed to vent for a second about how truly yucky ocd makes me feel

[worldblight]

who is your favorite one piece character. *staring intently no pressure no pressure no pres (⁠´⁠灬⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠灬⁠`)⁠♡

Idk some fucking guy that showed up on screen for a bit he was kinda cool

#luffy is a character that i feel everybody including the viewer is meant to kind of underestimate at first #to chalk him up to a naive fucking idiot that's gonna get himself killed by something more powerful because he overestimated himself #you keep waiting until he bites off more than he can chew #yknow you wait until he finally meets that match that makes him hesitate and think ''i'm not strong enough‚ i need to improve'' #like so many shonen do nowadays where the main character gets humbled by someone more powerful than the level they're at #but with luffy that just.... doesnt happen #no matter how fucking awful and horrifying the series gets sometimes and how high the stakes rise with more genocidal villains #luffy acts as the humanized force of unshakable freedom that cant be silenced for good #luffy is a protagonist but he is also an all-encompassing metaphor that seeps from every pore of the series #and i feel extremely strongly about what he represents and the way he can change YOU and make u feel the hope u thought u lost #he is a character but he is most importantly a vessel for a story that‚ at heart‚ wants you to laugh and dream and love unabashedly #he is not a mascot lil shonen protag created for the sake of telling the viewer ''killing bad! friendship important!'' #that motherfucker is built to inspire you to be shamelessly happy to fucking live and laugh and dream big idiot dreams #its hard to describe what he fucking Does to your brain to people used to consuming trash anime with basic niceguy protags #but luffy isnt just a protag. he is a feeling that you learn to adopt. but the depth of that cant be described until you feel it #its a shame people get so scared of the episode count because theyll never experience one of the most soul-changing series ever made #luffy is just one guy in a series full of characters so nuanced and fleshed out they could have their own damn shows

[perenlop]

i feel bad for any pmmm fan following me just now bc like i love literally everything ive read and watched so far except for magireco and thats what im watching rn

#should play more portable to even that out #actually i still have no idea what the fandom consensus on the magireco anime is #i feel like ive barely seen content relating to the actual plot #my main issues are just that theres wayyyy too many characters to keep up with #and also that the plot feels like it was written by someone who thought kyubey had a point #and that the girls are indeed stupid and weak for making contracts and wanting to not be witches #when. ik people complain about that in the main anime but that was all demonized in the original #kyubey was. pretty blatantly in the wrong and the girls do make bad choices and hurt each other sure #but its because of their own situation and that theyre all pitted against each other bc of the system #and also kyubey literally preys on them at their worst moments like he gets sayaka despite her rejecting #he pressures madoka into it like he doesnt have a point hes just interested in exploiting the girls #and the ending of the anime is basically madoka getting a one up on him and going ''fuck you i WILL change our fate'' #rewriting the literal laws of the world to save girls everywhere #and then magireco shits on that and goes ''ok but like girls who dont want to be witches are weak bitches lmao'' #''oh yachiyo is a girlboss and a hardass because she sucks it up and accepts it while mifuyu is pathetic #because she has the audacity to not want to fight until she dies or becomes a monster to be tortured #also yachiyo mocks her and calls her weak for this and while she regrets it mifuyu reaffirms that shes right and a boss unlike her #shes a GOOD magical girl who knows she fucked up and owns up to it while mifuyu is a wimp. this is good writing.'' #like the fact that they had to twist and bend the magias to be a cult and do these horrifying things to justify the whole #''oh the fate of us sucks but trying to escape it is the cowards way out'' thing #which like. yeah im sure thats the point but they keep hammering in that yachiyo is a girlboss for her stance basically #god. the climax of this better save this for me lol. the action is good the editing is good #its just the writing makes me want to eat rocks #echoed voice

[seraphim-soulmate]

hey guys. uninteresting news. once again having a pain flair up due to going to see my grandmother. why emotions so scary that body hurts? i want to listen to my emotions but i truly fear i will be swept away by the current.

#personal #like the pain really would subside if i could welcome it. the issue is. it is horrifying beyond belief to even think of it. #i can let out at most 1 choked out sob before the gears click into place and make me stuff it all back down again #i wish i could put my head on her lap and sob. i wish she could feel even a fraction of the love im trying to give her. #and i get it. its never enough. for neither of us. i would live with her if it wouldnt literally kill me. #i remembered that we moved her to a nursing home because i was too afraid of being the one finding her dead #i just want to scream at people to listen to me and hear me in the way i need to be heard. #telling me that its in the past and i shouldnt regret things doesnt make me regret it less. tell me its okay to have regrets. #tell me it does suck. tell me it sucks so fucking bad and its baffling that im still here. but that its important i am still here. #idk validate me

[marklikely]

i literally just watched an 80 minute movie that i decided was unwatchable at around 12 minutes in but i said well ill stick it out because its a found footage horror so the main character is going to die and i need to see it. and then she survived the whole movie and didnt even die.

#hell on earth i literally hate movies more than anything . #avpost #movie diary #it was dashcam 2021/2022 btw. #HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A FOUND FOOTAGE MOVIE AND NOT KILL THE MAIN CHARACTER. #even more so WHEN THE CHARACTER IS THIS AWFUL AND ANNOYING AND UNLIKEABLE fucking. #intentional hatred toward your audience. troll tactics. #and then to bitch on twitter about people not liking the movie. the movie you designed to annoy people. #you might be like avery why did you even watch this the summary looks bad but I DIDNT KNOW OK. #i was going based off the hulu summary which is literally just 'two friends in a car livestream their horrifying night' #i was not prepared for like. the covid shit the qanon shit the maga main character (but its ok its satirical) #(the satire is just uncritically spewing standard right wing nonsense but in an annoying voice for 80 straight minutes. ) #(the right wing shit doesnt even really get refuted or argued against or anything)

[st4rguy]

just thought up a mildly kind of extremely horrifying way i can make Frankenstein darcy real (darcy my oc not dracy from amphibia)

#uhh so explaining it here #its not a frankenstein au exactly its just that the end result of what happens makes her look kinda like frankenstein's monster #not sure if this is at all possible in real life but i find it interesting #and horrifying #so darcy works mostly with chemicals and sometimes get chemical burns #(bc she doesnt care much for her safety/well being and will work herself to exaustion and pain blah blah blah just how she is) #so essentially darcy accidentally get very many chemical burns #witch causes. holes. in her flesh. #like deep ones. #and uh. sews herself back together. #its just as bad as it sounds. #my ocs

[salsflore]

... nobody look at the tags i’m two steps away from losing my mind and need to let it out

#sorry for hopelessly loving a homicidal and megalomaniac ginger do you guys still think i’m cool? #this is just childe rambling really #ugh. how awful #i miss him so so bad none of you get it srsly it’s upsetting how much i miss him #aggressively eating all the polaroids i have of him #HES SO HIDEOUS STOP IT LMFOAFKEK kiss me. what are you waiting for. #my wallpaper especially makes me feel silly this might be one of my fave childe arts #that i don’t want to miss you (like i do) song started playing. www how fitting KISS ME FUCK YOU #this shit is devastating AGH!@";@ #I NEED TO BE NORMAL BUT HOW. HES MY BLORBO?+?? #i am not gonna be normal when our anniversary comes #its a longgg way but. i just need something to look forward to !!! #so many things to stress abt in the next month i don’t know how to make it through i just. really really #what i would give to hug him ONCE (1) it doesnt matter if hes not real i'll clone him the fuck? #hes so so so so dear to me i hate it i hate how much i love him WHYYWYWYW AREN'T YOU REAL?!?%? #ssiggghhhhhhhhhhh...... barely getting by. i can only hope next month treats me kindly.. #i am horrified everyday with the more time that passes but god. zhongli & childe (luc doesn't count he's like There but like i said i'm- #-not as attached lmfao. we just hang out in my brain every sunday) r such huge comforts i love love love them #i had a dream about them recently it was nice. from the bottom of my heart i love love love childe (sorry li u get a brief mention at most) #i’m gonna explode into the sun #i have to rely on the little things to get by nowadays and i guess they dont count (??) but IT DOES TO ME !!! SHUT UP #i hope nobody has actually read this far i’ll cry #2 yrs... soonnnnnnn.......

[hofftrans]

Trying to talk to my therapist about my anger issues and romanticisation of violence without also pinging off the official "have you thought about hurting yourself or anyone else" radar is like playing a game of 4D chess except if I lose I will be immediately seen as Dangerous (I am not actually going to hurt anyone or myself I just worry about how much I understand the desire to solve things with violence)

#anger issues #violence mention tw #idk man i hope this doesnt sound unhinged #had to physically fight a lot as a kid to protect myself and others and also just #have like a deeply ingrained rage in me that ive inherited from my father and its like. i need to remind myself that while #punching up is important i do really need to reflect on if i just like punching and want to teel justified #had a loved one die due to a horrible man and the violence and anger i feel are so overwhelming #i hope this doesnt make me bad idk man its an isolating subject that i feel i have essentially no one to talk to about #without the possibility of scaring them or pushing them away or making them think im dangerous #rant post #my bestfriend and roommate is an absolute pacifist and its just really hard to explain to hear how much violence horrifies her #when it is almost comforting to me at times #idk gang sorry if this concerning to read please be patient and empathetic w me

[arolesbianism]

You know I rly rly wish Jackie had more personal logs because god damn do we barely get to see her perspective on like anything. Like... What gets me most abt Jackie is that she clearly on some level still cares abt Olivia. Olivia was a very important person to her. I don't think Jackie is some victim or anything, but I have to imagine it hurt to watch someone that close to you drift away and grow to hate you. I just find it interesting to imagine Jackie as almost petty in her coldness to Olivia. Like, the two have been working closely for years, Jackie Knows that Olivia isn't the purely moral scientist she seems to think she is, and while I do still think Jackie is worse, I also do think she had a point when she did point out Olivia's hypocrisy. So it just makes me think... Did Jackie maybe become more stubborn against Olivia's feedback because of this? I think it'd be interesting if from her point of view, Olivia has been actively manipulative in her hypocrisy. I think it'd be so fun if Olivia wasn't just an annoyance, but the villain of Jackie's story from her point of view? I just like the idea of them both being the villains of each other's stories, it adds more to the doomed toxic yuri I think

#rat rambles #two middle aged divorced women who low key high key want to get back together but also hate eachother still #I am poking jackie with a stick and begging her to monologue more gimme more perspective pleaseeee #I also desperately want more fuel to add to my olivia jackie parallels that I fully made up bucked #this is me wanting jackie to even vaguely accuse olivia of having a superiority complex pls itd make me so powerful #olivia isnt like. a horrible monster in my eyes. to be clear. #shes not a bad person per say just. not as good of one as she'd like to believe #in fact Id say she is very very narrow in her perceptions of right and wrong #as she seems to only consider the ethical implications of a thing if they directly affect agency or the livingness of a thing #and by agency I dont mean it fully I mean just the literal ability for a being to act on its own #again she doesnt seem to mind the dna stealing enough to make a fuss abt it so her agency horror is quite limited #in fact she seems quite eager to put people into all sorts of extitentally horrifying situations girlie do not give the dupes memories #and when she talks abt this shes all like just think about the possibilities for new ai and technologies like girl. #shes all for giving computers the ability to have existential crisis's until shes the computer having one lol #but also. fucking imagine if she made real progress in restoring the hosts memories in the duplicants. #like imagine not only did someone steal your dna but also your fucking Memories #imagine finding out your memories your Mind being planned for commercial use #how is that not just horrifying? wouldnt you be afraid of being replaced? of being exploited in ways you couldn't possibly imagine? #this is why I love olivia so much. shes so fucked up and thinks shes the most normal scientist here at the same time. #also I can't help but see her putting herself in the printing pod ai as almost. a last grasp for control. #god olivia fucking broussard. she should explode (affectionate) #blame juice for this btw I listened to mr.telephone man by tape girl for the first time and there was no going back #oni posting

[winter-kh-sideblog]

Axel from chain of memories is just so funny as a concept. I’m Obsessed with him

It’s like if the horrifying assassin sent to kill you was a minimum wage employee going through a divorce. And he didnt feel any guilt or apprehension about trying to kill you, (a random child LITERALLY just trying to find and hug your friends) but he Was lazy (depressed) as heck and hated his job. And trying to kill you faster so he could depression nap.

And his one source of joy was scaring the crap out of people and torturing them to death.

And ALSO he was a single dad struggling to work two jobs who loved his kids dearly but that did not make him a Better person or more likely to spare you .

The ONLY chance u have of survival comes down to whether or not he’s lazy enough to give up and depression nap.

The kids maybe make him More likely to stay and kill you because hes secretly worried he’s a bad father and he doesnt have to face up to Having Conversations About Feelings and Admitting He Cares About His Kids for however long hes scaring u.

He has stupid goth makeup with little clown looking teardrops under his eyes and a stupid catchphrase. He barely gets payed and has like no vacation days and is overworked because his company is stupidly short staffed and his ex husband is his manager and keeps sending him to assassinate his few remaining coworkers and hes too low in the company to argue and explain why this is a stupid idea. And management being like “ugh its like you dont even care about this job and you just wanna do the bare minimum and clock out. Now go kill your coworkers”

And ALSO its so funny because you dont know ANY of this

Imagine a scary horror clown man trying to murder you and you are About to die and then the horror clown’s alarm goes off and hes like “oh thank god its union mandated paid ten minute break. They CANNOT make me work in this time Fuck yeah goodbye loser” and he just Teleports across the room and is immediately on the phone like “babe STOP texting me . I DONT want you back. Maybe stop trying to kill our employees if youre so mad about us being short staffed. WAIT did you send me here to die. Was this a murder attempt. Hello?!?! HELLO?!??? DONT HANG UP ON ME?!??” And then he sighs and shrugs and starts reapplying glimmer eyeshadow until another alarm goes off and hea like “ewwwwwww work time.” And he stares at you like hed rather do anything in the world than resume your death fight. And then he stabs you with an on fire weapon and starts evil cackling with his full chest

Literally no one else will ever be him

#taken from my dms #kingdom hearts #kh axel #chain of memories

[luneariann]

Bsd headcanons!

- Kouyou, 27 yr as of current canon

- Kouyou started dressing in traditional clothing in an effort to seem older/inspire more respect when she first became an executive, and it stuck. now instructs all the people under her wing to do the same

- Actually a huge fan of romance novels, Chuuya started reading them cuz of her

- Tea snob

- WILL judge you to your face in the most convoluted language, you will only realize you were insulted in like three business days

- She has freckles but she covers them up w makeup, Yosano loves them

- Yosano, 27 yr old

- When she was first adopted by Fukuzawa she tried doing things she thought kids her age did in an effort to feel more "normal" it didn't rly work

- Has won scariest ADA member four years in a row, shes both very proud of that title and very protective of it, actively does scarier shit once the elections come back around each year

- Wine snob!

- Veryyy blunt, she got it from Ranpo (Fukuzawa would call him a bad influence except he theyre both saying what hes thinking so)

- Dazai, 26

- Has tried to be a plant dad to win a bet w Ranpo, failed miserably, none of his plants are alive but theyre all lovingly named anyway, he talks to their decomposing corpses sometimes

- The worst fashion sense known to man, he KNOWS how to dress he just makes the active choice to dress like a bowling alley carpet when given the chance

- When Atsushi made him a friendship bracelet and he had to be excused to go to the bathroom and compose himself

- Hes Yokohamas local cryptid

- Chuuya, 26

- Loves romance novels, its his greatest secret

- Dazai gave him a bunch of plants as a surprise gift during his brief plant dad phase, he frantically learned everything he could abt them so he could take care of them properly

- He cuts his own hair, yes it is uneven on purpose, he thinks he looks cool (he does, but only because hes Chuuya so he can pull off literally anything) (yes i am biased why do you ask)

- Fantastic cook

- Piercings <333 he would get a tattoo but he doesnt rly do well with needles (cough trauma cough)

- Atsushi, 18

- Had a "sleepover" with Kyouka when he realized neither of them had ever had one, it was great they did eachothers nails and watched romcoms together, Kyouka decided she didnt really like them but Atsushi did so they watched them anyways

- Made everyone friendship bracelets one time on said "sleepover"!

- ALSO has an atrocious fashion sense, its Dazais influence <//3

- Kyouka has made it her personal mission to fix his haircut over time (he cuts his hair with kitchen scissors, she was horrified when she saw)

- Akutagawa, 19

- a full on trad goth, he goes simple for work tho

- Hes a gatekeeper, sorry yall </3

- Carries around an umbrella in the sunlight cuz he burns rly rly easily

- Gets cold REALLY easily too

- The most socially inept man you will ever meet, Gin had to cover for him A LOT when they were children

- When he first realized he felt something for Atsushi he not only did not realize that his heart speeding up around him was a crush thing, but thought it was excitement for a fight, so he just ended up challenging him to an absurd amount of fights, going as far as to go to the ADA to pick fights

#bsd #skk #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs fanart #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai #chuuya nakahara fanart #soukoku #dazai osamu fanart #bungou stray dogs kouyou #ozaki kouyou #kouyou ozaki fanart #yosano fanart #yosano akiko fanart #atsushi nakajima fan art #atsushi fanart #atsushi nakajima headcanon #akutagawa ryuunosuke #Akutagawa ryuunosuke fanart #akutagawa fanart #bungou stray dogs headcanons #bsd headcanons #dazai headcanons #chuuya headcanons #yosano headcanons #kouyou headcanons #akutagawa headcanons #atsushi headcanons

[stainedstardom]

another ethan x reader request can you tell who my favs are

maybe reader is having a panic attack in the shrine scene cause who wouldnt after finding out their boyfriends a murderer and ethan attempts to comfort her and it doesnt go super well but readers way to heartbroken and exhausted to fight with him so its like a 'ethan please stop' while just sobbing

bae you and your angst

LET ME GO

ethan landry x reader

you didnt know what to say or what to do or what to feel or what to think. you stared at him, tears in your eyes. you were horrified but also hurt. how had you not seen this? how had you ignored this so badly?

"oh look ethan i think she really loved you" quinn taunted you and ethan looked at you. he saw the tears in your eyes, he saw the way your hands shook and the way you stared at him. he had seen this before but not with him

with your ex best friend right after you had caught her with your boyfriend. it had hurt you more then you ever thought it could, ethan hated them for making you cry like that and yet he was making you do it himself.

you could feel the anxiety wash over you like an ocean and you stepped back as your back hits sams chest and she looked down at you. she saw the sadness, she was once like that with richie but we all know what she did after.

she knew you couldn't do that, you wouldn't do that. you hated how much this hurt, you hated that you felt like you couldn't breathe. you hated the whole thing.

"y/n, hey breathe," ethan said as he stepped forward but you backed up further and further. he saw but he didn't stop

"STAY AWAY FROM HER" tara yelled and quinn pointed her knife at tara as ethan yelled

"SHUT THE FUCK UP TARA" he said and he turned back to you. you stepped further until you turn and ran but there was no point, he caught up to you in no time

"y/n please" he stared at you and the way you felt yourself cry.

"ethan stop" you exclaimed as tears ran down your face. he wrapped his arms around you trying to help but that only made it worse

"stop, let me go. let me go" you cried more until you felt like you couldn't. you felt dead inside and even though you weren't you knew that soon you would be.

"im sorry y/n" he said and he got up as he ran away. you continued to sob as hard as you could, you don't know what happened after and maybe you didn't care.

"y/n" tara cried out as she ran to you with sam, tara was covered in blood and sam had a gun in her hands. they kneeled down next to you and looked at you

"hes dead isnt he?" you asked through the tears and they both nodded, he was bad but you loved him and now he was gone.

there it was, he had let you go and he wasn't coming back

a/n; I cried writing this wtf

#ethan landry x y/n #ethan landry x you #ethan landry x reader #ethan landry #jack champion x you #jack champion x y/n #jack champion x reader #jack champion #scream #scream fanfic #scream 6

[sualne]

Sorry if you're already working on this but with Luffy in Croc dad what's his hobby?? Like he's the biggest ball of energy and I think if wasn't fighting wild animals as a kid he would vibrate into another dimension from lack of stimulation. Does he draw and develop his art skills, has he taken up music or is he invested with the void century with Robin? Croc wants to keep him inside and safe so what did he think would be best to entertain him or does he buy a new thing every week that Luffy says he suddenly wants to do. Yes he looks at books but is that it. Also sorry if you answered this before and I've missed waht you said, I am pretty sure I've seen all your comics on this but I haven't seen all your ask answering questions.

i hadn't gotten these questions and im so glad you ask!! :D

so! luffy doesn't have one specific hobby and croc does end up giving him whatever he wants when he suddenly gets a new obsession, one of the reason he's so excited with finding the jewelry box and getting a dagger is because it's finally something new! after that he gets really into rings and knives until it gets bored of it and switch to something else again.

about him and learning about the void century with robin i actually got a comic later for that so i won't say anything here!

im going to make this a list and explain how it goes, under read more:

Fighting: this luffy doesn't know how to fight, but he still love the concept! he gets really excited hearing stories of fights, duels, martial arts and all the rest! In practice though, since he's been so sheltered and only ever saw one real fight that ended up with people being killed in front of him as a kid, if (haha) he were to witness another real fight he wouldn't be as giddy about it as when he hears stories. he does also learn the tiniest bit of kenpo from bonclay!

Dancing: luffy in canon loves dancing (and partying), here too! he doesn't know/master any specific styles but likes to drag people into dancing with him, if no one is around he'll grab some of the smaller bananawani instead.

Singing: he's still very bad at it.

Music: croc noticed how he'd taps on thing and tried to get him to learn some percussion, unfortunately for him, luffy doesn't care about music theory and just does whatever makes him happy. he also love loud noises and croc has to find a way to stop him from making a racket at any hours of the day, it gets worse when luffy loses some of his hearing and needs to make everything even louder. eventually he gets bored of it too.

Cooking: him and croc cooks together pretty often, if no one is there to supervise him luffy will ignore recipes and common sense, making all kind of abominations. it's a miracle he never set the kitchen on fire.

Bugs: he loves them! he collect them! alive. croc is horrified one day when he finds out baby luffy has been letting some food to rot so he could observes flies and larvae going through their little bug lives cycle. later croc gives him those pinned dead bugs collection boxes thinking luffy will like it, he doesnt.

Board&Cards Games: he mostly has to play them by himself, he doesn't like being alone so he'll often ends up playing it "with" the banawanis. after he loses a few too many times against the banawanis and can't get croc to join in for the millionth time he gives up on them. even when robin joins baroques works he still expect her to be too busy to play with him and doesn't ask (she would have accepted if he had asked).

Art&Craft: he tries a bit of everything, doing it his own way meaning most of it is kind of hideous or about to fall apart, canon luffy is completely fine with that, au luffy though, he's having ton of fun at first but when he gets old enough to see that his dad cant quite fake his enthusiasm or interest towards his disastrous creations he gets frustrated and stops for a while. later, robin finds an old drawing of his and thinks its cute so he start doodling a little again for her.

basically, he struggles keeping a hobby, some like fighting, dancing, bugs and staring at pictures in geography books he keeps through his life but mostly, he's very lonely and bored out of his mind, he's depressed, that's not something that can be helped for as long as he's isolated.

when robin becomes a part of his life everything gets better for him! she spends time with him, read stories for him, helps him get out more often, they even meet bonclay and for a few years he's genuinely happy.

#crocau ask #crocodad au #<- this one gets in the main tag cause this is important lore #i probably wont be able to show all of that in comic form so im glad i get to rant about it here!! it also turned out sadder than i expecte

[stevie-petey]

HIHIHIHII can i please request a blurb where bug jon steve and nancy have a sleepover or having fun together? and maybe the kids can be included?

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND UR WORK UGH MAKES ME WANNA CRY 😭🎀

of course ! n thank you for the compliment omg

enjoy <3

"dude, what if jonathan had become your brother or something?" mike asks dustin with disgust in his voice as he watches you and jonathan help arrange the picnic blanket. nancy helps steve with the platters of food you had so carefully prepared. it's the first day of spring and youd been adamant that you, all the teens, and the party have a small picnic in the park to get some fresh air.

"dude!" dustin hits his shoulder, entirely unamused. "dont remind me about that, it was a close call."

"at least he isnt dating your sister now." mike groans.

max slides next to him on the park bench. "who is dating who again?"

"nancy is with jonathan and y/n has some weird thing with steve going on." lucas explains, but even he doesnt quite understand a lot of it still, and he frowns. "although, for a while there we thought jonathan and y/n would get married while nancy was with steve."

"they were not going to get married." dustin shrieks, absolutely horrified by that idea.

"im confused." now max is the one that frowns. "so jonathan and y/n werent dating?"

"yes." dustin and mike say, while lucas and will say, "no."

"that wasnt an answer." el points out, slightly confused yet content to listen to the conversation.

maxs frown deepens, now completely confused about the relationships between all the teens. "none of you are helping."

suddenly you appear, steve following close behind, and you flick dustins ear. "if you guys are done gossiping about our love lives, im about to lay the cake out."

"ow!" your brother rubs his now sore ear. "whyd you flick me?"

"you were the closest." you shrug at him before glancing at max. "and to answer your question: no, i never dated jonathan."

"allegedly," steve whispers, winking at the kids, which causes them to laugh. when you turn to glare at him, he quickly shuts his mouth and gulps. "sorry?"

you roll your eyes at him and point towards the cake still in his car. "grab the dessert before i throw something at you."

"yes maam," he sighs, ducking his head down as he hurries over to the car to retrieve the cake.

the kids laugh again, this time at steves expense, and nancy and jonathan now join. when notice the laughter, nancy looks around and tries to understand what shes missed. "did something happen?"

dustin opens his mouth, but you quickly cover it in fear of what he may say. "nope, nothing. now, lets all just grab our food-"

a scream, followed by a thud of two bodies colliding, interrupts you.

everyone turns towards the source of the sound and find steve and jonathan, covered in cake, sprawled on the ground.

immediately the kids lose their minds laughing, dustin practically falls off of the bench as he hunches over in laughter. meanwhile, you and nancy rush over to the teens in concern yet slight amusement.

you stand over steve and jonathan, a smirk on your face. they look so fucking pathetic covered in cake. "now, boys. what did your mothers say about playing with your food?"

"not funny," jonathan grumbles, wiping cream out of his eyes before angrily pointing at steve. "someone decided to trip over a tree branch and take the other down with him."

"was it you?" nancy asks innocently, a glint in her eyes. you giggle at her quip while jonathan closes his eyes and sighs.

steve gives everyone a thumbs up, though its hard to tell due to his finger covered in a thick layer of cake. he sees this, thinks for a moment, and then brings his thumb to his mouth. "mmm, not bad, y/n. this a new recipe?"

you and nancy groan in unison while the kids all look at one another in varying states of disbelief. mike looks disappointed, dustin is ashamed, el is still giggling, and lucas just puts his face in his hands.

"seriously, im expected to believe that y/n saw something in those two?" max says out loud to no one in particular.

"nancy, too." mike sighs, now even more disappointed.

dustin drops his head down onto the picnic table and sighs as well. "i dont wanna talk about it."

#ask #anon #m speaks #come home blurb #m’s writing #set in between seasons 2 and 3 ! #steve n jon vs a cake: failed