#its canon in my head ok

[wannaeatramyeon]

Samuel Seo x Reader: Morning Routine

Sammy looks after you in the morning

Samuel is very particular about his morning schedule. He typically starts his day like this:

5:00 am - workout in his home gym

6:15 am - shower and grooming routine

6:45 am - get ready and dressed

7:00 am - coffee and a simple nutritious breakfast

7:30 am - leave for work

You start your day by rolling out of your bed too late, frantically running around trying to get ready, and rushing out the door.

The first time Samuel observes that, after living together and having an unexpectedly slow morning, his lips thinned at your terrible disorganisation.

His routine changes. Just slightly.

One cup of coffee becomes two. One simple nutritious breakfast becomes two.

.

.

"Morning."

A hand reaches out to stroke your hair.

Still one foot in dreamland, you blearily open your eyes, and see Samuel crouched down eye-level next to your bedside. You may have been having a nice dream, but damn, this view and the reality is much better.

Barely even registering his hand on you, your body as if on autopilot nuzzles into it anyway, intuitively knowing that comfort anywhere.

This routine, a constant yet never old. Almost everyday, the exact same pressure to brush your hair back to rouse you, the heat of his fingers, the callouses. The little huff of amusement as you nudge his hand with your nose, half asleep but still wanting to be close to him, so he can cup your face and run his thumb over your cheek.

"Coffee and breakfast on your bedside table," Samuel says, kissing you on the forehead and standing up.

He looks immaculate, as always. Far too awake for this time in the morning. Hair precisely groomed, not a wrinkle to be seen with his suit. Smelling expensive and intense and dark, scent matching well with the person.

"What time is it?"

"Time for you to wake up, Y/N."

"Nooo, Sammy-" and you snuggle into his hand again.

"I told you you don't have to work. I can look after you."

"I know."

And true, you don't have to. But you like the work you do. The small little contributions you make. Being self-sufficent, to an extent.

Another day, another dollar it is.

Resigning yourself to your fate, you relinquish your hold on your boyfriend, sitting up and sip your coffee. The first hit of caffeine to kick start your day.

It's adorable, really, and more than your heart can bear most mornings - the fact that Samuel prepares this for you and added your wellbeing into his own routine too.

Once you finish your coffee, and satisfied that there's little chance you're going to fall back asleep, Samuel says goodbye with a final kiss on the lips.

"See you tonight, Y/N."

It's the same routine almost everyday, yet neither of you tire of it.

#the best sort of behaviour #just quietly looking after you #its canon in my head ok #why do i like writing about mornings with sammy huh #lookism #lookism headcanons #lookism x reader #lookism hc #lookism manhwa #lookism webtoon #samuel seo x reader #samuel seo #seo seongeun #seo seongeun x reader #lookism fic #lookism fanfic #wannaeatramyeon

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

is that disney-esque artstyle, peter parker look alike PILOT RANDY CUNNINGHAM???

also ngl i kinda dig Viceroy II and Deputy Mayor Kranski

+bonus Bible designs

#rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #randy cunningham #howard weinerman #listen i am still weak and sick and that pilot and bible leak have been killing me over the weekend lol #i never was a die-hard fan of vasquez artstyle. i think its fun and cool to draw but my personal style is closer to the disney-esque thing #but ive got to admit that rc9gn wouldnt be rc9gn without it. randy is memorable and iconic instead of being lost in disney-styled cartoons #pilot and final product are like two completely different worlds and im in love with both of them. it is now ninja-verse in my head #also i am pointing at pilot like di caprio meme because THAT is very validating for me personally cause i constantly say rc9gn is old 2000s #cartoon vibes and thats why i group it with shows like dp adjl and kp etc instead of cartoons from its own decade #ALSO x 2 i have now adopted Kranski and Viceroy II yes they are now canon in my rc9gn verse lol Judge is ok too but i am more into Kranski #who is straight up ready to murder. we love evil ladies in this house

[barawrah]

been extra miserable about them this past week

#WHYYYYYY WHY CANT THEY BE HAPPY #mxtx can we talk....lets discuss mxtx listen to me #and its just . banging my head into a wall their whole thing is they never be happy in any life . ever again #because they Die . and thats it poof out of the reincarnation cycle #FUCK YOUUUUU BFLF RUINING MY LIFE #canon im beating you with a stick like a feral animal #ill be sitting minding my own business and my brain will go dream on like shut the fuck upppppppp #bawling my eyes out rn #this is so awful i hate u bflf i hope youre both miserable #no i dont sorry please be happy #ok . ok deep breaths #art tag #tgcf #shi qingxuan #he xuan #beefleaf

[mizartz]

plagued by visions etc

textless version under the cut:

#I KNOW THIS MEME IS OLD BUT ITS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR SO LONG OK #danny phantom #danny fenton #vlad masters #trans danny fenton #i dont remember where i saw it but #the theory/shitpost that vlad has no idea danny is trans and going ????? ? ? ? ? when his only stable clone is dani is SO funny to me #canon in my brain #if anyone wants to use the textless version as a meme template go nuts have fun #just try to keep my signature visible

[wolviez]

i dont think 97 would do it but morph should just have boobs sometimes

#x-men #xmen #x-men 97 #xmen 97 #morph #sorry why is this what i tag #ANDA ALSO SORRY I KEEP MORPHPOSTING LOLL THEYRE NOT THE ONLY THING ON MY MIND JST. HAPPEN TO DECIDE TO POST MORPHSTUFF #listen its not everyday an oldass series just suddenly comes back and i get to see my 'obscure' fave again #and they accidentally make them like the weird version of them in my head i imagined while rewatching but its canon now #im allowed to be a little annoying abaout that ok. #anyways moobs (morph boobs) #actually it would be fcking hilarious if they prove me wrong. definitely not anytime soon w the way 97s going rn ACTUALLY COULDYUO IMAGINE #the horrors. dont look at morph

[louquorice]

i like that sebille is the type of person who would never shut lohse up with a kiss when she gets too chatty. on the contrary, she'll probably kiss her for encouragement, but then lohse gets distracted & just stops talking coz she wants more kisses

[Twitter] [Instagram] [Kofi]

#dos2 #divinity original sin 2 #lohsebille #fanart #its canon ok. the mind maggots in my head said so #my art #they deserve all the happiness

[adrian-sheppy]

this is queerbait itslike basicaly canon but its queerbait th this is--*is forcefully removed from the stage* REMEMEBR WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU . REMEBE

#*is dragged away kicking and ayelling* #ok... ok so ooo trust me #happy pride month guys ^_^ #TRUST ME #trust me... #gmind wiped his memory. image of guy pointing to head in red light #ok #its #trust #smiles! #top ten real canon things heart hands emoji #. #its ok this is irony and a bit #hello federal agents #my bit #buttermind

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

current favorite thing about Psych: Shawn and his on-again off-again unofficial sometimes boyfriend Despereaux

#watching the art theft episode and man #shawn is just so bbg around despereaux its hysterical #ok psych reboot ft. things id change #uhhh id make it canon that shawn and despereaux fucked thanks for coming to my ted talk- #despereaux does Anything and shawn is all sparkly eyes amazed heart emoticons- #no no ok ok this is the dynamic in my head #yeah they fucked but despereaux was soooo over it once they parted ways #but shawn is like. That clingy guy after a one night stand who thinks that Had Something #yk? am i making sense? its almost 5 am i wanted to be asleep two hours ago #absolutely unprompted #LMAO DESPEREAUX JUST FAKED GETTING BLOWN UPPPPP #shawn is Devastated lmaoooooo #i love how they're all like 'spencer im sorry for your loss' LIKKEEEEEE cmon this shit writes itself #OMGGGG LMAO DESPEREAUX LEFT SHAWN MOST OF HIS STUFF IN THE WILL READINGGGGGG #'shawn was despereaux's only Male friend' okkkkkk ok ok ok #LMAOOO SHAWN IS DOING THE MANIC 'hes not dead!!!' THEORY THNGGGGGG #yes bby follow that hunch. be insane over this. get that art thief dick #'death by diabetes. i kid! he exploded' NEW FAVORITE QUOTE woody you are an Icon #nooo bs this is literally the fruitiest shawn has ever been and he has been Fruity on this show #cary elwes has chemistry with Everyone i stg #'i am giving this speech To Him' (shawn about the eulogy) mannnnnn MANNNNNNN #SHAWN IS DELUSIONAL <3 I LOVE THIS EPISODE ITS EVERYTHING #his. his first name is pierre. LMAO #SHAWN IS HAVING A PUBLIC BREAKDOWNNNNNNN #sorry sorry i love this show. its so stupid its great

[blazeball]

parkermegan is just so good like. you were created to be a star in the sky and you failed the instant you were created. you are a failed sun and a failed son. but you are a good blaseball player. so that has to be something. your mom is even kinda proud of you for it. you even develop a rivalry of sorts with this guy. and she's so fun. has a whole thief gimmick going on. kinda cute. time passes. you start burning up, like you were meant to do in the first place. you start burning everything else up. you feel guilty but you just can't stop. and its all their fault anyway. they did this to you. you were content being a failure and then they lit you up. so they have it coming. but they are dying. you are killing them. so you get it when you're trapped in the forcefield. but that guy. megan. she's been keeping an eye on you. your rivalry is kinda dead without you being able to like, play. you're on the plate (as always) and you can't move (as always) and usually this inning would pass and you' d just sit and sit but megan. has her thief thing, right. she walks right up to you. proposes a trade, doesn't wait for your answer. and you can't help but burn everything up. everything. and megan is. well. she should be dead. and she kinda is. but she can't die, because she's stuck. that forcefield. she's burning up, and you can't stop it, and why did she even fucking take it. she's gonna burn up and you're gonna burn everything everywhere. but, again, she's stuck. she's stuck so bad, reality can't handle it. she's wiped out, which is kinda worse than just straight up dying. and then someone who looks just like her is raised from the flames. and she's the same guy she's always been, kinda, but at the same time. you do not know her at all. and she does not know you. and you killed megan, and she killed herself, and new megan ito is alive, right there. entirely different and entirely the same. you guys can even fall for one another again, but it'll never be the same. she made you kill her. she made you start killing everyone again. the whole league will burn. but you still love her in some twisted way. and maybe the person who rose from her ashes will love you too

#this is so incomprehensible i am so sick right now vut parkermegan is getting me through it. thank you parker. thank you megan #quincy.txt #also i might have straight-up made up stuff that didng happen in canon. thats fine.also may have gotten things wrong #this is what lives in my head thiugh. this concept. so its ok #blaseball #parkermegan

[oathofkaslana]

genshin body horror as a trans allegory things that make me lose my mind:

scara <- PUPPET.

collei <- archon regeant experiment

cyno <- hermanubis

albedo <- homunculus

#personal #id put xiao but i see that as a representation of cptsd and chronic pain yk. its not body horror. not to me. #however he is genderqueer ok. #not canonical these are purely in my head #<- has to say this because i feel like someones gonna yell at me if i dont

[swag696942069]

Happy 63rd birthday Sirius. Happy birthday love. It really is too bad you're dead. You would've loved Shrek 2

#happy birthday #sirius black #hes dead #lol #but its ok #cause hes alive and well in my mind #i live in delulu #shrek 2 #head canon that its his favorite movie #regulus black #james potter #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #mary macdonald #pandora rosier #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes

[reijnders]

I SAID ID DO IT I SAID!!! I SAID!!

make ur own yotavus here folks >:)

note that uhhh this disregards stuff like certain stripe colors only appearing with certain body colors(looking at you reds), dilution via white spot genes, and albinism

also for the ear spots, turn off the spots for the two ear sizes that you Didnt pick or else it will show up weird

#that there art #yotavus #speculative biology #spec bio #worldbuilding #my canon #my gougars #sophont #dress up game for da yotavus?! #theres 4 backgrounds to be had #and all 4 of the regular eye colors #i think the mouth layer is accidentally in the wrong place due to the head stuff #but its ok. its ok.

[dragonologist-phd]

All These Games We Play

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Anevia/Irabeth Tirabade Characters: Anevia (Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous), Irabeth Tirabade Additional Tags: Roleplay, Teasing, Oral Sex, Strap-Ons, Romance, Femslash February 2024

"I steal somethin', she catches me- it just adds spice to our relationship."

My last piece for Femslash Feb! Ngl, this one was almost wholly inspired by this line in the Inevitable Ezcess DLC:

Anevia couldn’t say for sure where the idea first came from. Maybe it had always been there in the back of her mind; maybe watching Irabeth climb up through the ranks of her order had stirred it up anew. All she knew for sure was that it’d been rattling around in her head for a good while, and it was just a matter of time before she finally brought it up.

She did so on one of their rare lazy evenings, when she and her wife were comfortable in bed. Irabeth was sitting against the headboard, reading through a few reports (honestly, the woman never stopped), and Anevia was watching her as the daydreams quietly played out in her head.

“You ever think about where we’d be in another life?” she asked at last, and Irabeth looked up in surprise.

“What do you mean?”

“I mean…” Anevia chewed at her lip, trying to think of how best to start this off. “It’s kind of a wonder I ended up a soldier, isn’t it? I could’ve easily landed on the other side of the law.”

Irabeth tilted her head, still looking confused. “You think there’s a world out there where we’re outlaws?”

“I’m the outlaw,” Anevia clarified with a laugh. She reached over and plucked the reports from Irabeth’s hands, waving them tauntingly before setting them to the side. “I’ve got the sticky fingers, the roguish charm. But you’re a paladin in every life, Beth, there’s no denying that.”

“What does that mean?”

“Just that somewhere out in the universe, there may be a world where you’re still Captain Irabeth Tirabade of the Eagle Watch…and I’m one of the Captain’s most wanted.” Anevia moved as she spoke, pushing the bedsheets aside so she could straddle her wife’s lap.

Understanding was starting to dawn on Irabeth’s face now. “I see…you think in this version of the world, I chase you down and bring you in. Is that it?”

Anevia grinned and leaned in closer. “I think you try.”

Interest sparked in Irabeth’s eyes at that, and Anevia’s hopes leapt at that response. She edged closer, her lips teasing at Irabeth’s with the faint promise of a kiss- and then she pulled back. The conversation was going just as she hoped; she wanted now to see how far she could take it.

“Beth…do you wanna try something with me tonight?”

continue on ao3

#that line may or may not have been living in my head for a very long time #look i just love these two a lot ok #anevia tirabade #irabeth tirabade #pathfinder #pwotr #femslash february 2024 #fanfic #drove myself nuts trying to keep this in character i havent written 'canon' ships in forever lol #anyway they're very cheesy and silly in this but i think its cute

[trobeds]

robin reads to nancy and she finds it super comforting, especially when she feels anxious or stressed. she never actually listens to the words, but robins voice is so comforting and its so easy to just rest her head on robins shoulder and listen to her read as she falls asleep <3

#shut up this is canon #ronance #im unwell i love ronance sm #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #ronance hcs #nancy x robin #robin x nancy #ok maya hawkes voice is so >> #im in love with her #and HER VOICE OMFG #i cannot stress this enough its so comforting #stranger things #(my head)canons

[dnangelic]

so far in just about every other universe he will find some way to fall hopelessly in love with somebody who also for w/e reason happens to hate dark and will get really sad about it

#*･ﾟ⊰ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒. ⊱ ✦ › OUT. #canon infinitely repeats and daisuke suffers either way. OAWHEAJLK #ITS ALWAYS ORGANICALLY TOO IVE NEVER PLOTTED ANY OF THIS OUT WITH ANYBODY. #he still keeps going though......... he can't keep his eyes off them can't get their voice out of his head #until he at least gets a proper rejection. or miraculously (to him) accepted #oh dai..... my baby..... even in verses like fgo he turns into dark he self isolates he can't bear to be Witnessed #and scowled or glared or leered at or whatever #unless/until dark himself actually starts wandering around #hes soooo embarrassed......... th curse............ #ok well. anyways. i dont think i should stay up anymore #u shouldve seen some of th typos i was making. they were horrible #hopefully i fixed them. most. nightnight #to any of my weird timezone muts too hope u guys have fun <3

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

oughh......

#laya plays dragon age #da2 #oc: liam hawke #this happened a bit ago already & i wanted to draw sth for it but idk if i will finish that #but i gotta yell abt them anyway because OGH. #i have a lot of emotions about this quest ok #bartrand was the perfect scapegoat he was perfect to direct all the rage and pain at all these years #years of imagining gleeful revenge while bartrand is gloating and laughing like an evil soulless bastard #and then you meet him and he is just. a pathetic husk of a man with barely any own will left #and whats worse. varric is so so torn up about it #varric. the guy who never makes anything about him and who will always handwave and joke when something hits too close to home #drops all efforts to be smart and is just. desperate. begs hawke to not kill his brother #and liam wants to want bartrand dead so bad. he wishes he could look him in the eye and enjoy taking his life #and he knows varric will listen to him if he insisted. he knows when it comes down it it varric will yield to his decision #but he sees this broken guy who is barely the villain he kept projecting onto him and he sees varric and he sees two doomed siblings #and knows what its like to lose your sibling to your own blade #and he cant do it #and he hates it so much. but he wont do it. #and its the reason why i cant decide who dealt the killing blow for bethany bc it makes this scene juicy in different ways #if varric kills bethy its equally wanting to spare each other their siblings blood on their hands #as it is taking some form of revenge (on liams part). we both killed each others siblings. now we are even #the revenge part would still be there if liam did the blow on bethany himself. you made me do that and now i will take bartrand for it #but its also much more i know what its like. i wont make go through that too #if varric killed bethy and then also bartrand it would be more #''its my fault she is dead. i will take the revenge she/you deserves if you tell me to even though it will hurt me #dunno. all good variations i will. have to rotate them in my head more #or maybe just never decide idk they can be in canon limbo forever #anyways thats it for shouting into the void about them for now it Will happen again