#it's 50/50

[arrowmaker15]

(Batman, responding to Nightwings distress call with Robin in tow)

Batman: Explain to me what happened again?

Nightwing: So Lord Death-Man ran into Hood while Hood was on patrol.

Spoiler: And due to Death-Mans voice, Hood, understandably wanted to shoot him.

Red Robin: And since Hood is the strongest out of all three of us, we couldn't hold him down, so, I gassed him.

Batman:

Batman: You drugged him?

Spoiler: No, he gassed him. It's literally what he just said.

Batman:

Batman: Let me see this "Lord Death-Man"

Spoiler:

Nightwing:

Red Robin:

Spoiler: Aight, your second funeral.

#dc comics #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #dick grayson #red hood #spoiler #red robin #batman #robin #nightwing #Batman is wondering when gassing people became normal in the family #though he doesn't blame them #Hood is the only one that can match Batman in strength #so it makes sense #he would've gotten free #killed the man #then maybe regretted it #with Jason #it's 50/50

[morzowo]

bored on train

someone wants badly drawn doodle made with finger on phone or sth?

#might fall asleep tho #it's 50/50

[mad-madam-m]

Based on your tags, I'd - suggest not watch Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Um, nothing is handled very well, and the show was in large part used to speak about our real world issues, which... No. That was also not handled super well. =|

Oof. Yeah, that's what I've heard, but...okay look, I really love Sam and Bucky and an entire series of them having to deal with each other makes my little shipper heart sing. So I feel like I'll probably check it out eventually.

#m answers #littlerosetrove #either that or I'll just say “screw it” and hit AO3 #it's 50/50

[thirt13n]

hey ;) princess :)

"princess, hm?"

"who's in more trouble right now, me or you?

#it's 50/50 #killerfund #ic » plaintext ; answered.

[nerdygaymormon]

#mattxiv #lgbtqia #queer history #most would be in their 50’s & 60’s today

[tsatsuma69]

bees?

#30-50 feral hogs #bees #bbc

[cadaverkeys]

You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).

Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.

#rambles #if you are a person who is into delicate skills #like lacemaking or printing or sewing #you will know fair well just how non expansive the knowledge online is in comparison to written guides from like the 50s #there was a time where at least one person in the household had to know a constructive skill #but in the modern day there is just less ans less demands for comprehensive guides #library propaganda #im stuck doing an essay rn but bc i have covid i cant go to the library and its totally fucked me #i want to source a lot of the stuff i read irl but i just cant go and get it and theres no online ver

[dorothygale]

the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog

link to stickers and stuff

#blabs #50 #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

#my posts #we had a lovely flower viewing picnic at the arboretum today #50 #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

#just saying #b movie #horror movies #50s horror #memes #reaction image #old horror movies #this is stupid #meme template #movie trailers #horror #schlock #exclamation points #i was bored #50s movies #why? #reaction meme #this is dumb #i'm so tired #why not

[lucdoodle]

He doesn't care at all

#a lil joke that the 50% sign is at 50% opacity #hazbin hotel #vox #hazbin hotel vox #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #comic #myart

[beardedmrbean]

#slam that button #i like to be able to track storms #where a certain someone is #that's my main use for twitter #5k #10k #15k #25k #50 #75k #100k

[greelin]

so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50

#and 50s are the young end of old. to me

[chroniccoolness]

ngl I'm gonna need this site to stop right the fuck now with whatever rising aphobia has decided to suddenly skyrocket in the last month of 2023

#asexual #aromantic #I've blocked like. 50 aphobes in 2 weeks. what is this 2016

[konoko]

#50 🥲