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As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

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does taylor know she's putting you'll always find your way back home on debut tv. someone has to tell her

#blabs #*taylor

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not to be incredibly wisconsin but sometimes literally nothing hits like a cold glass of milk

#many don't realize this #blabs

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#shanthi i would die for you #elephants

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

#stories

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clara bow!

clara bow: which celebrity do you get told you look like?

i never get told i look like a celebrity lol. i will use my mom's answer instead which is brooke shields.

#trust it's pretty accurate especially when she was younger #i was watching the brooke shields documentary and i was just like. mommy! (nonsexual) #the adoring public

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fun thought experiment. for this purpose, you have to move back with your parents because it's an in-person job in the same city they are in. of note, this could be a temporary thing (as you can move out) but you would be expected to stay at this job for at least a year.

#yes / healthy relationship

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on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there's like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn't need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone's condition and immediately get them?

#trekkie heritage posts

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THE TORTURED ASKS DEPARTMENT:

— fortnight: what’s your weather like right now?

— ttpd: have you ever used a typewriter?

— my boy only breaks his favorite toys: favorite toy as a child?

— down bad: do you believe in aliens?

— so long, london: do you know cpr?

— but daddy i love him: do you have a one that got away?

— fresh out the slammer: have you ever been handcuffed?

— florida: do you smell like weed or little babies?

— guilty as sin?: is she guilty for what she’s singing about?

— waolom: what makes you feel most alive?

— i can fix him: are you a fixer?

— loml: which acronym do you use the most?

— i can do it with a broken heart: are you good under pressure?

— the smallest man: how many people have you ghosted?

— the alchemy: did you do well in chemistry in school?

— clara bow: which celebrity do you get told you look like?

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friday night in your 20s be like: making some pasta. i need to rollover my 401k. when i was a kid i assumed i'd be married by now. does my new fake plant look classy. i think i have a yeast infection. do my cats understand me. ran out of capri sun. i should do laundry. and then you don't do laundry

#blabs

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from someone fairly new to 911 fandom what are some of your favorite tumblrs someone should follow???? i desperately need to add more 911 to my dash.

ok first of all the invaluable inimitable backbone of this fandom @911bts

and now here are my faves... i tried to get a lot but i'm sorry if i forgot anyone!!

@911onabc @biluck-buck @buckttommy @captain-hen @fruitydiaz

@harrowharkwife @lesbiankinard @lucydonato @messyhairdiaz @singlethread

@therapized-eddie @queerbuckleys @bisexualbuckleyy @blorbodiaz @butchdiaz

@catdadeddie @clusterbuck @gracieryder @hattalove @jddryder

@kitkatpancakestack @sainteddie @sibylsleaves @swiftiebuck @yramesoruniverse

#sets of 5 because the tagging is all fucked up now. it doesn't mean anything lmao #the adoring public

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i was going over a patient chart with my supervisor, and pointed out some cutesy language that the provider used thinking it was funny, and she said "well he's transgender" like it was an explanation. what the fuck does that mean? of course you have blue hair and whimsy?

#blabs

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Chris likes that people think he looks like a non binary lesbian aunt.

#love that #chris pine

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there needs to be a gender neutral word for niece/nephew that a) doesnt make explicit reference to them being your siblings kid b) doesnt sound fucking stupid

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this is a completely baseless theory (not even really a "theory") but like. a vision told me that chloe/sam/sophia/marcus are actually baby names they had discussed

#blabs #*taylor

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Nobody talks about their 911blr crushes anymore did everyone just get together with each other or what

#prev shut upppppppppppp (jk) #where's my government assigned 911blr gf

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If you had to pick one song off the (standard) album that you had to rename the album to which one would you pick?

I've always played this game with myself in the past and I've always been able to at least semi-pick one that I think would fit but with this album I'm truly at a loss

wouldn’t choose anything else from the standard! my pick would be from the deluxe (the prophecy)

#i would like to nominate How Did It End? #like… the power of that the energy of that #there are a few that i think would be good on the standard but the branding would have to be a different direction #like WAOLOM or (my really off-the-wall choice which is actually a lyric not a song title) lights camera bitch smile #taylor #ttpd