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cam-ulu29 · 1 year

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at this point all the winchesters CAN do to save itself is make a ship canon and I, for one, would love to see the tumblr riots over a RANDOM ship going canon in TW. Like Sam-isn’t-with-Dean-because-he’s-off-screwing-the-trickster-or-younger-Rowena-or-both kind of random. Now that would be some peak comedy.

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im-sorry-what-ii · 5 months

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Went ice skating for the first time in a while today and all I'm thinking is icemav ice skating au

#the ICEman please why havent i seen this #genuinely a couple hours ago i was so motivated to write this #now its midnight and im kinda not #BUT #im seeing two ways this could go #professional ice skating au which im not skilled anough or educated in the ways of iceskating enough to write #orrr oneshot good skater helping bad skater learb #yall know what i mean here the fluff the cute the falling over onto one another on the ice #ik someone has done this i just know #again #ICEman its just low hanging fruit #but if someone knows the professional iceskating au type thing #lmk #or if anyones writing ut pleas i could be your biggest supporter rn #ok ramblw over #icemav #top gun #side note it turns out im not a good ice skater😔

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cervidaecorpse · 3 months

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Life update: I have gone feral.

#yugioh go rush #ryugu phaser #ryugu tremolo #a deer draws #my dragon!tremolo design is kind of a low hanging fruit but i like it anyway #these were made barely a week after the creation of the post where i mentioned i would go feral if we didn't get dragonform!tremolo soon #i have no patience #dragons being an amalgamation of different species will never not be funny to me #why not let them drag the younger around like cats?#phaser is many things but above all he's a pokémon reject #i suppose tremolo is one too now ;)#i just remembered that new people can jump in whenever #just in case #go rush spoilers #yugioh go rush spoilers

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cheeseknives · 9 months

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I've never watched F1 but I like Sebastian Vettel, only because he has the nicest set of teeth I have seen on Top Gear so far.

#I know I know #very low-hanging fruit to joke about British and their teeth #but it's true #now is it bc he has money or is it just Germans doing things properly? hmmmm #Sebastian Vettel #Top Gear #S1703 #Series 17 #liveblog

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supersymmetries · 30 days

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i've finally reached the part in the semester where we're covering the second law of thermodynamics. matt bellamy we're in it together now

#i post #no but in all seriousness it's super cool and i shouldn't make it out to be super hard because i should have confidence in myself #i'm also finally getting to use energy equations in a fun way (that E = KE + PE shit you probably saw in the last few years of grade school #you don't really get much use out of them in the first two sections covering simple kinematics and then EM #beyond them being slightly more convenient ways of solving problems #but they're obviously essential to thermodynamics and now it's fun #i still don't test well however but the prof is the gay tumblr user to my luke skywalker. he sees my chanel boots. he sees me throw down--#on the practice problems we do in class #so i have a chance at an A in the class with a really really cool extra credit assignment #right after spring break i have to give a 5-10 minute presentation on thermodynamics WRT my major #the most obvious low-hanging fruit is the color of stars (and if i can't find anything else i will do that)#but i'm almost tempted to try and find a hw problem in the book and do a whole thing on that #that way i get to show off the fact that i do know how to do math i just have a really poor memory lol #or maybe i'll do something on the future of the universe at the largest timescales-- like how all star cores will eventually turn to iron #or how black holes gradually dissolve #idk #but yeah super cool shit

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dennisboobs · 1 year

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not to rain on anyone's parade but WHY do so many of you guys think dennis would get jealous of whoever mac chooses to date when the gang gets romantic exists

#i know mac's banging the waitress exists but like. charden jealousy... yea. macden jealousy.... i dont see it #dennis is protective over charlie and i think he holds charlie's opinion at a higher level than mac's #even when he was on better terms with mac it was like. less about impressing mac and more about having that back and forth with him #i think dennis would be more likely to be kind of. pathetic with mac. try to win him back by being abnormally nice.#even when he is trying to prove himself its like. sopping wet kitten momence. he just sort of crumbles #anyway personally i dont want jealous dennis i think its like. low hanging fruit.#hes always been weirdly supportive of mac being gay and doesn't really... get jealous about it?? certainly not after he comes out #now MOPEY dennis. i can see.#ada speaks #untagged #like. look at mac's banging the waitress. LOOK AT IT. HES SO PATHETIC AND SAD.

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streghe · 11 months

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HELPPPP I don't even care about go/mens s2 but because I liked a couple memes about neilman anti leaking policy being omegaversephobic I have to see this cringe ass thing in my "based on your likes"

#and now so do YOU FELLOW QUEERTIE PIES #just call me a ugly dyke for the love of god #I know joking about the url would be low hanging fruit...

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pepprs · 1 year

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#to translate this post: someone liked this post i made (on the upper left) on AUGUST 28 having a moment of self awareness that i was running #away from my whole life and not moving or learni ng to drive or anything. it is now march 8. it has been almost 7 months. and i have made #basically zero progress. and there is nothing stopping me but me. i could read the drivers manual and whatever whenever i want. but i am not #doing anything. and i don’t know how to get myself to start.#purrs #i know it’s a cop out excuse but i truly do think it’s covid. i think being in lockdown for a year and a half made me just let go of any #sense of progress. made me scared to take steps forward. and i mean i did bc i lived on campus for a while after that but it’s like.. EVERY #part of my life is stagnant rn it seems. and it’s not just me it’s my siblings too. we’re all getting older but none of us is trying to move #out or gain our independence in any way and my brother isn’t even looking for jobs even though he needs one. we’re all just getting older #but we’ve lost (or maybe had knocked out of us by covid and our mom being so strict) any sense of moving ipward and spreading our wings.#forgotten we have wings at all. and ive done important things like going on a house tour or traveling with my besties (<3). but i have only #made it to page 8 of the drivers manual and i truly do not want to read the rest of it. i have only been on one house tour and im longing to #move out but how much am i really because i can’t bring myself to schedule another tour and start searching for a new home in earnest.#i just come home every day UTTERLY exhausted and spend all my free time trying to process or rest. and im not making room for myself to use #my wings. and it’s truly terrible. why are we all okay with living like this. my younger self would be HORRIFIED if she saw how much i had a #atrophied since graduating and moving back home. my brighton self would be HORRIFIED. i told myself i wouldn’t and then it’s exactly what i #did. and ik im being harsh and ive spread my wings in some important ways during this time but… these are so obvious. such low hanging #fruit in some ways. bc any 16 year old can take this test and pass it so why can’t i at 24? why won’t i let myself? dont i want a nice cozy #home i make my own where i can eat what i want and sleep when i want and have control over sounds? then why am i not running for it?#delete later #i am wasting my youth i am wasting my youth i am wasting my youth 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 my one precious life 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃#also LMFAOOOOO the next tag on that aug 28 post was that i need to get a new campus id card… guess who hasn’t done that either ♥️

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starbuck · 2 years

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the fact that they could have had Nacho fake-seduce Lalo to further gain his trust without changing ANYTHING plot-wise and they DIDN’T is the biggest missed opportunity i have ever seen and it’s gonna keep me up at night for years

#keep me up at night making up AUs where it DID happen - of course!#honestly - in a sense - it’s a blessing cuz now we can just make up Whatever We Want #but it’s still just like. they set it up SO perfectly and for WHAT??????#agonizing.#like. yeah it IS funny that Nacho puts in as little effort as humanly possible and effectively seduces Lalo anyway #but i just think it could have been Significantly more fucked up in a very fun way if they’d pushed it a little further #that’s all i’m saying #like. AU where the situation in 5.10 isn’t that Nacho has to get Lalo out of the way to facilitate the assassination but that he has to #keep him from going anywhere #so - as a last ditch attempt at this - he kisses him and Lalo (none-the-wiser) is like !!!!!!!!!!#and they wind up fucking before Nacho sneaks off and lets the assassins in #has anyone written that?? that feels like low-hanging lacho fruit #and you’d get the bonus of the EXTREMELY sexy ‘betrayed with a kiss’ imagery…#like. yeah Nacho is Jesus but he’s ALSO Judas - he’s multifaceted #and personally i think they should have committed to it #i mean i know that eating Lalo’s cooking and drinking his liquor is symbolically equivalent to fucking him #but we could have had BOTH!!!!!!!#there is absolutely no reason that we couldn’t have had both #i may write that honestly… regardless of what anyone else has or has not written #i have a Vision now #and i cannot rest until it is fulfilled #bcs #better call saul

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southislandwren · 11 months

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I deeply love the freshman but she just called twice to ask if could jump her car at a location 30 minute drive away, I am pajama’d and blind in bed . No I cannot dedicate over an hour of time when it’s already my bedtime because surprise, I wake up at fuckin 4:25 am 🙃

NO FUCKING WAY was I awake typing this godforsaken post and my other friend called me for 30 MINUTES!!!!! You fuckheads I work on a farm do not contact me after 7:30!!!! Arggghhhhhh okay goodnight and anyone else who calls me is NOT getting an answer I am asleep GOODNIGHT !!!!

#and last night I got like 5 hours of sleep and I didn’t take a nap today. I shouldn’t be fucking driving anyway because I’m SLEEPY sleepy #I was like give me 30-40 minutes and she was like uhhh I will call some other people… yeah do that .#like if I do go for a drive this weekend I’ll still invite her but I’m getting a little sick of her antics #diary post #ugh. anyway if you find this E I do deeply love you fr but I told you I wasn’t going to be a good friend this summer #and I didn’t mean like teehee I can only hang out on Saturdays #I meant the likelihood I text back or see you in person more than twice a month is VERY low #and yeah this is on me for picking a stupid fucking job but like. I need to be sick of farming before I head to a city for 5+ years #I am exhausted down to my core. I relapsed in my bad habit on Saturday. I am barely functioning.#I don’t think I’ve eaten anything that’s not fruit or dairy products in the past 3 days. I am desperately waiting for an incident at work.#begging to the universe to let me get kicked in the head or something so I can have a few fucking days off PLEASE #anyway goodnight. now im all wound up and I’ll get another 5 hours of sleep #also ironic the second friend who called me was gossiping abt this guy at work that should just shut up sometimes #and im sitting there on the other side of the phone YAWNING after picking up and answering I am already in bed #and my friend is still rambling on about stupid inane work bullshit that I do not care about.#okay goodnight for real. I hate everything

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bejeweledmp3 · 1 year

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#tlou 2 spoilers////#i absolutely get that this is the point but there's something genuinely so hollowing and just. hurtful about joel's death #like he died brutally and now he can't make amends with his daughter everything that he fought for for so long doesn't matter bc he's dead #he got two years (stfu neil drunkman. two years??? two whole years??? shut the fuck up) of the silent treatment from the person he loved #most in the world #the one person he would (and has) fight to death to keep safe. and the SECOND he got a chance of making things right he's fucking dead #i have to make a post about this but i genuinely believe that the cruelty present as a theme throughout the entirety of tlou is not always #effective and at times can almost make you lose the point of the story #it's not just that bad things happen. bad things happen at the worst possible time in the most hurtful way #it's cruelty towards however is invested in the story and it's on purpose. sometimes it serves the narrative (joel dying for example.#although cruel it was necessary to move the story of the game along)#and sometimes it just feels like twisting the knife for no damned good reason (they really didn't even get a day to try?? not one??)#and the result is something that i find so so overwhelming and punitive #that it makes it honestly hard for me to even begin to try to make up my mind about wether i like it or not #it hurts!!!! it makes me feel Bad. and empry anc confused and lonely and pointless ans stupid #which honestly resembles what real world loss and grief are ig. but also it clouds what your story is #but ALSO going that entire way just to say forgive don't seek revenge<333 feels uh. anticlimactic #i also keep coming back to taking ellie's fingers. twisting the knife making what's worse bad #like some of it is just low hanging fruit. the girl was alone already you got tour point across. was that last bit necessary #but then some of the cruelty really fucking works #but ALSO if i think about this too much i honestly feel Void inside me. which is why i'm typing this in the first place just #insane tragedy that makes me feel Bad in a way i can't express #i am both sicked and terrified for sunday.oh well #talking tag;#the last of us;

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compartmentalisinghmpf · 2 years

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Aaaand here I am writing mediocre vampire angst again. What the actual fuck.

#the vampire vicar again #I was just clicking around my WiP folders #checking random docs #and found the beginning for a fifth chapter there #it's not very good #but apparently my brain wants to spend some time with it right now anyway #and tbf Pete and Sandy do need to meet #ahhh Pete #you are forever the low-hanging fruit of my writing moods #writing

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earlyspringtranscendence · 2 years

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jungleboyposting because im ignoring certain realities regarding the current kayfabe state of one ‘jungle boy’ jack perry, don’t text.

#also its low hanging fruit guys i know that im lit doing the equiv of like. 'character wears a shirt that says i <3 pancakes once'#'everyone immediately makes it said characters whole personality' like i get it but in my defence he brought it entirely on himself #jungle boy #sitting here just waiting for jb to return from war #tired of the chr*stian c*ge storyline (SORRY) i just want it to actually go somewhere now #which like. lemme make it clear that this is bc im not partic into chr*s c*ge (sorry) not bc i think the pacing is off #like the pacing is good. the pacing needs to be the way it is right now to tell a satisfying story. i just dont personally give a fuck #feeling very 1 day of normal barclays thats all i ask but like for wrestling

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androcola · 2 years

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beatles fans who try to defend the beatles with their lives are miserable and i know it because i was there at one point. my advice is give that shit up believe me its not worth the mental energy honestly.embrace the fact they sucked ass as people because its way funnier anyway

#and no i dont mean make domestic abuse jokes #beatles haters love that. like settle down domestic abuse isnt a joke😁#what i mean is like. the beatles suck ass. theyre the reason i play guitar now. i hate the beatles. they changed my life.their music sucks #their music inspired me infinitely. i hate the beatles .i love the beatles #its okay just embrace them being shitty assholes. ALL of them. not just john #john is low hanging fruit. ringo did worse to his wife and no one talks about that #because ringo is uwu little baby #like.cmon yall #trying to defend the beatles totally ruined them for me #i miss the days where i couldnt even tell them apart #drop that parasocial relationship. theyre not gonna fuck u bro

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forlix · 7 months

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𝘀𝘂𝗯𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁・l.f.

— in which you forget that your hot housemate follows you on twitter.

𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀・1.1k 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴・roommate!felix x gn!streamer!reader 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲𝘀・fluff, flirting, kind of an smau, implied friends to lovers, humor if u count jeongin being a piece of shit

𝗮/𝗻・saw this tweet the other day and it was so painfully lix coded that i knew i had to write something asap. contains a tiny bit of gaming jargon but is hopefully comprehensible. ENJOY ♡

y/n ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹ @ y/nxx

if someone brings you fresh cut fruit to your table when you're gaming, they either like LIKE you or it's your mom

11:23 A.M.・Oct. 2023・220.2K Views

bokkie 🐣 liked your post.

“My tweet?”

You read aloud the newest text in your chatroom, and your face brightens when you remember the one in question.

“Oh, about the fruit—no, it’s so true though. And I love my mom, don't get me wrong, but I have an inkling she did it to guilt trip me." You change your posture and adopt your best motherly tone of voice. "‘This is your tenth consecutive hour wasting your young adulthood in front of that damn screen. I am now going to hand deliver apple slices straight to your mouth.’ That kind of vibe, y'know?"

A slew of messages follows your anecdote, but it is a comment from one of your moderators that catches your eye first:

je0ng1n: what about the other option tho 👀

You groan at the sight of his username. “Man, why are you always here? Don't you have a job?"

je0ng1n: i’m on break je0ng1n: taking a dump je0ng1n: ungrateful bitch

You brandish a middle finger to the camera. “Hope the dump sucks."

je0ng1n: HEY je0ng1n: don’t even joke about that :(

An involuntary cackle precedes your next words. “If you’re actually wondering, though, the only person who’s brought me fruit while I’m playing video games is indeed my mother. Heartbreaking, I know.”

At this, the steady flow of messages morphs into a gallery of depressed cat emoticons; your audience never fails to impress you with their way with words.

“But if someone other than your disappointed parent is bringing you fruit,” you go on, “they might as well get on one knee in the process, honestly. That's such an adorable, loving thing to do.”

Suddenly, the words MATCH FOUND splash across your monitor, and you move your cursor to accept the game invite—only to be met with a pop-up window and a familiar error sound that grates on your ears like screeching tires.

You know how this story ends: the lights in your mouse go dark, and you look on in dejected silence.

je0ng1n: LMFAOOOOO je0ng1n: bro’s mouse definitely just exploded again

“You guessed it," you sigh. “Hang tight for a sec, guys."

Half an hour ago, you could’ve sworn you heard sneakers being kicked off, a set of keys falling against plastic. Now, you pull one side of your headphones off and roll your chair a few feet backward, calling through your half-open door: “Lix, are you home?”

You pick up on a soft clunk that sounds like metal hitting wood—the cutting board, maybe?—and then your housemate's low, accented answer bounces off the walls of your shared hallway.

“Yeah, you alright?”

“The mouse,” you say helplessly.

“Ah.” It’s not the first time you’ve summoned him for this. “Be right there.”

A few seconds later, you remember to tack on a hurried disclaimer: “I’m live, by the way!”

“I know.”

This brings a bashful smile to your face, though the expression quickly turns to one of pure dismay when you return to your desk and witness the disastrous state of your chat.

Felix has become a regular guest on your stream by now, always popping in to show you a TikTok or ask for your opinion on a new pair of jeans or simply give your camera an awkward wave—but he may as well own your channel with how completely and unequivocally he has captured the hearts of your viewers. They’re convinced he’s the sexiest person to ever grace the earth, with his chiseled features and coffee-colored eyes; with a grin that could set entire estates on fire and a voice that could scrape the nadir of the Grand Canyon.

Do you agree? Absolutely.

Do you have any intention of voicing this sentiment, so long as you’re splitting rent with him? Absolutely the hell not.

Another of Jeongin’s messages—GET ME HIS NUMBER OR I GET VIOLENT—inspires you to minimize the stream window before Felix gets here. It’s for the best.

A few moments later, the door opens, and the air shifts inside your room. A hand comes to rest on the top of your head; a familiar silhouette appears in your periphery. There is a fond grin plastered across your face and a bright greeting sitting readily on the tip of your tongue.

But then, Felix places a plate of freshly cut fruit in the empty space to the left of your keyboard—here, he hums, the sound falling against the shell of your ear like a drop of melted chocolate. And the gears of your brain grind to a complete stop.

There is no further acknowledgment; no supplementary explanation for what he's just done. He simply picks up your mouse and gets to work.

The words of your tweet swim dizzyingly before your eyes, not unlike those halos of stars and birds that revolve around disoriented cartoon characters. And you’re suddenly, achingly aware of your roommate's arm nudging against yours as he tinkers away; of the aromas of vanilla and laundry detergent that always come with his proximity; of the heat that’s risen to your face, and the plethora of questions that have surfaced to your mind.

A soft huff of laughter follows a gentle utterance of your name, and you snap out of your trance. Felix’s eyes are glinting with amusement when you meet them.

“It’s been recalibrated,” he says, handing back your mouse. “Just give it a few minutes.”

Your fingertips brush over his palm when you accept the object, and even this blink of contact has your heart performing an elaborate hopscotch routine across the plane of your chest.

It’s either your mom, or…

“Thank you,” you mumble, finally retrieving your larynx from the bottom of the Atlantic.

“Anytime,” Felix returns, and you know he means it. “You need a duo, by the way?"

“Yes, please.”

He gives you a warm smile at this, and there’s a hint of something else—something new—in the curve of his lips. “Give me two.” And he’s gone as quickly as he'd come.

You will never know how Felix slips his phone out of his pocket the second he emerges from your room, his pulse hounding his ears as he turns a nervous gaze upon his screen.

There is now a supersonic blur of messages saturating your chatroom, a colorful cacophony of moving emotes and capital letters, but he is focused wholly on the person in front of the camera and how you slowly lift a hand to your mouth, deathly silent despite your every viewer demanding your comment on the matter, your sanguine cheeks visible even through the gaps of your fingers.

That is all he needs to know.

Felix sinks into the leather of his gaming chair and bends to power on his computer. Only after a deep breath blows past his lips does his smile start to stretch into a grin, every bit as embarrassed as it is relieved.

je0ng1n: no way je0ng1n: no fucking way je0ng1n: my heart fluttered je0ng1n: wtf je0ng1n: how’d you pull HIM??

y/nxx has removed je0ng1n as a moderator of this channel.

𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸? please consider reblogging, commenting, or sending me an ask to let me know; or, read my other works here. thanks so much for the support ♡

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malusokay · 1 year

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Glow-up tips that actually work from your favourite beauty girly (me)

Hot girls don't gatekeep, so here are some of my favourite glow-up tips that actually work. <3

Skin

Find a skincare routine that works for you!! It took me years to find mine, but now my skin is literally perfect. <3 (let me know if you guys want a detailed skincare routine!!)

Don't pick your skin, the less you touch your face, the better.

I believe ice rollers are bs…

If you struggle with dark circles, don't try fixing them through skincare. Most likely, the problem comes from your diet or stress.

Dry brushing is a game-changer!!

Use lotion after every shower and apply a body spray before the lotion is fully absorbed into your skin. You'll smell amazing for DAYS.

Don't try homemade skincare if you already struggle with your skin. I learned it the hard way, lol…

WASH YOUR MAKEUP BRUSHES

Hair

The more heat you use, the more damage you'll have.

SILK PILLOWCASES

Never sleep with wet or damp hair.

Stop buying cheap shampoo and conditioner, also make sure to check the ingredients!!

Some ingredients to avoid: Sulfates, Parabens, Polyethene Glycols, Triclosan, Formaldehyde, Synthetic Fragrances and Colors, Dimethicone, Retinyl Palmitate.

I trim my hair every 3 months.

If you have damaged hair, invest in some Olaplex!! my favourites are N4c, N6 and N7. <3

Diet

green juice actually makes you feel better. I make mine at home and LOVE it :)

Balance is key!! I swear by the 80/20 rule.

Drink more water, even if you think you're drinking enough. DRINK MORE

Keto is BS <3

Focus on eating more protein. Usually, low-fat products have more protein, so I just try to buy those, lol.

I eat gluten-free, not by choice… But it did clear my acne, so…

Take supplements, get a blood test done, discuss it with a doctor and start taking whatever they recommend. GAME CHANGER.

EAT MORE VEGETABLES and fruits.

Lifestyle

Focus on being more active, walk more, workout, join a club or sport, dance, whatever works for you!!

I aim for 10K steps, I live in a big city, so I usually walk more than that but still.

Hobbies that don't include screen time. Trust me.

Find your personal style and ALWAYS dress up. <3

TREAT YOURSELF. Buy yourself flowers, and presents, go to your favourite restaurants, vacations!!

Read more. As a classics lover, I can't imagine a life without literature, but even if you don't like classics, any book is better than no book!!

Take more pictures. I've noticed that I have become a lot more present since I've started taking more pictures!! highly recommend :)

I hate to say this, but getting up earlier is lowkey kinda great... been doing it for a few weeks, and unfortunately, I do feel better... they were right...

Get a cat. :)

Mindset

Stop assuming that everyone hates you, they don't, trust me.

Journaling, manifesting, law of attraction, affirmations.

one of my favourite affirmations: "if I weren't capable, the opportunity wouldn't have come my way; I belong here." <3

Stop hanging out with people who drain your energy

stop consuming media that makes you feel bad.

What would the highest version of yourself do?

If you change your mindset, you will change your life.

Romanticise every aspect of your life. <3

As always, please feel free to share your own suggestions and glow-up tips in the comments! <3

✩‧₊*:・love ya ･:*₊‧✩

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