No word of a lie my favourite dude thing ever is when older men laugh smugly and imply that the weird kinky things they do are way beyond my understanding, cause like
I work at a sex shop. I've worked s&m clubs. I once got my thumb trapped in an animatronic gyrating asshole
You're not the wild and crazy sex freak you think you are, Gary
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I love that your new Harrow is microwavable
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Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.
And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.
After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.
You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.
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Good God imagine the absolute chaos that would've ensued if the Toymaker had accepted the Doctor's offer to fight amongst the stars and the Doctor had grimaced at him and said, "what? I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to your gold tooth".
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