sorry i’m late the radio started playing that song i’m operantly conditioned to kill people to and it was just this whole thing
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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?
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PLEASE READ BEFORE VOTING: Please only respond with Hatchetfield OCs, if you have multiple OCs then just answer with either who you would consider your "main" or whichever has the most interesting answer! And if more than one apply, again just answer with which you think is most interesting
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im going to go look at some of the lyrics in taylor swift's new album and see how long it takes for me to hate my life
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if you don't know how to end your tumblr post you can just cut yourself off mid-word and people will be like "the penis exploders got her... so sad 😔"
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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i haven't seen anyone say it yet so i will
i need you guys to understand. i need you to remember. im losing my fucking mind.
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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
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as nice as their agreement to make up was, I don’t think this is the last of the divorce. they sounded really frustrated at each other when the ladder broke, so their truce was just that. a temporary promise to not kill each other to death for like an hour
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oh sunk-cost fallacy we're really in it now
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i don't need to explain myself you all know what i'm talkin about
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THIS CAME TO ME IN A VISION LMAO
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also i think some of you have REAL bad cases of fandom brain sometimes
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My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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I hope nintendo makes more games named after a complex emotion like metroid dread or mario wonder. I wanna play donkey kong ennui and fire emblem contempt
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