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spiderfriend · 5 months
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been having brainrot lately
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caelanglang · 1 year
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injury recovery…
*break an arm or two out there kids!*
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imbibitorlunaetic · 8 months
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✨️ Current mobile/desktop layouts ✨️
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Not bad for a day 1 layout half-recycled from my genshin blog at that hahaha but still a wip cause I haphazardly got everything set up from my phone, running on nothing but impulse and late-night cravings.
Links aren't fully set up just yet, and navi links might be a bit busted on mobile cause post links usually work but ones that lead to specific tags instead tend to not 🙃
Tags may change in the future, hadn't really decided on anything but wanted to get stuff set up. Navi/about/layout were heavily inspired by my genshin sideblog ngl, but still tried to make it its own.. just a bit. (Fraternal twins, really.)
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cryptidclaw · 7 months
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Bignose ref sheet!
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As i have given myself and several other ppl brainrot for this sillie dog, I decided I must give him a ref sheet, the thing I do for all my ocs who i am obsessed with.... I just really like making ref sheets tbh.
I also added some bonus info on the boy to the sheet as well!
(Bignose Origin Post here!)
me rambling about bignose below v
impotent facts:
he is a Warrior of Singingclan (a clan within the Whisperingclan universe hehe)
he is mostly a hunter as well as a border guard, he mostly just scares of trespassers with his presence... he is also great at taking down foxes and badgers if they were on the territory!
His momma is Margoldheart the head perma-Queen of the clan (and the most stubborn woman alive), his brother is Littlehowl (someone suggested that suffix and omg its so cute i had to use it!) the extrovert of the two brothers, and his mate/boyfriend is Chicken- a Coydog who lives on the edge of the territory and gets away with trespassing bec everyone loved Bignose being happy.
Singingclan is probably the kindest clan ever? they are super welcoming to outsiders... and while hesitant about a dog in the clan, they quickly grew to love Bignose and view him as a core clan member.
bignose has general anxiety, though it's not extreme, it just makes him a bit more worried generally. he has big social anxiety tho and is especially awkward around people he doesn't know, which is why he dislikes meeting the other clans. he also dislikes meeting them because they are not as trusting and as kind to him as his clan, sometimes being openly hostile.
he can actually be very intimidating if he wants to, and is very practiced in his scary dog performance for border protection.
Bignose is banned from battle, by agreement of all the clans because he would murk all of them he was literally bred to hunt wolves.
i have absolutely no clue how a tiny borzoi puppy ended up in the woods... dont worry about it.
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pupyuj · 5 months
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i just thought about sub! yuj 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 just a sensitive baby-
-I wanna be 📷 anon !
yayy welcome 📷 anon!! sorry this is super short though mind was blank but ehehhuehe yujin.. WE NEED THE YUJIN BRAINROT BACK! u guys should invade my inbox w your yujin thoughts right NEOW—
i am very serious about sub yuj. AND THAT IS SO TRUE. every little touch would get her dripping just like that and she can't help it :(( she likes you too much plus you were just that good at making her feel everything all at once 🫣 something tells me she'd love a pervy, touchy-feely gf 🤭🤭 imagine feeling her up underneath her skirt while you're both having dinner with your friends, having to excuse yourself bcs yujin wouldn't stop tugging on your sleeve so you both go to the bathroom just so you can ruin her against the door while she tries her hardest to silence her moans 😵‍💫 she'd come close to getting caught, considering you had two fingers knuckle-deep inside her tight pussy and you were ravaging her neck with hickeys and bite marks but the two of you would come out of that bathroom giggling like high schoolers as if nothing out of the ordinary happened...
omgomg secretly fingering her from behind in a public setting?? maybe you're standing behind a large crowd of friends or something and you just,, sneak your hand up her dress and slip your fingers inside her cunt without warning :(( yujinnie gasping at how she suddenly feels filled up and having to bite her lip to stop any sounds from coming out,, her looking at you with pleading eyes but you'd only smile at her and keep going ehehdsghcfhg deep down, you knew yujin was liking it ☺️ every slow thrust had her chest heaving and eventually she'd be holding onto your shirt tightly.. "b-babe.. i'm cumming..." god what a loser 🥺
i am once again pushing my yujin face sitting agenda to you guys bcs?!?!?!! yujin's so the type to just climb onto your face and start riding you just bcs she wants to feel your tongue inside her :(( she'd get sooo turned on when you stare back at her while you suck on her clit hungrily, willing her to rock her hips faster and use your mouth like you were nothing 😩 "r-right there.. fuck...! please, baby girl..." mmdhfdgd her holding onto your head and riding you even harder just to get what she wants 🤤 sensitive, yes, so she'd cum fast and hard but one thing about yujin? she's gonna have stamina, so the two of you would be at it for so fucking long.. neither of you complain tho 🤭
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thatdeadaquarius · 9 months
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sleepy-apparition Submitted:
I have to say it, I can not stay silent any longer! Shenhe is one of the best characters for neurodivergent creator.
Just hear me out! Not only is also plagued with feeling like she's stuck between two worlds(being a human that was forced out of society and now has to ingrain herself back into society after living away from it for so long), her way of thinking and speech are perfect for someone who's neurodivergent(she's probably neurodivergent herself). She's VERY direct. You always know what you're gonna get from her. I'd be refreshing, especially after that awkward 'just became friends' stage.
Also Shenhe's like. One of the best bodyguards you could have, in any context. She's SUPER strong and quick, and she, technically, can follow you anywhere. Unlike Ganyu and Cyno(Who have high maintenance jobs) or Xiao(Who has a certain duty stopping him from leaving), there isn't anything keeping her in Liyue. I guess there's the chance of her red ropes breaking...but that's something she's been working hard on since she met the traveler. It's something she can work on with you. Plus, traveling with a partner might be good, for both the you and Shenhe. You get a friend who can protect you, and she also gets afriend, and crowd exposure therapy. Win-win honestly.
I might have put to much effort into this, but I need to talk about Shenhe and your ask box was closed. Your work is amazing by the way! It never fails to make me laugh or smile, so keep it up! You're doing great!
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GORGEOUS GORGEOUS WRITING ABOUT GORGEOUS GORGEOUS WOMEN ✨️💙
I love this, tho admittedly im head over heels for any neurodivergent content in sagau/genshin ever <33
THANKS FOR BLESSING MY EYES FIRST WITH THIS, it was an amazing read
You guys are always welcome to send in writing blurbs or any brainrot ur having, I love to hear it!! /gen :)
Btw, if ur wondering where ive been for the past week or so, ive been working on the one shot for Eldritch AU!
⚠️WARNING talk of Covid/Sickness below!⚠️
...that and I got Covid 💀
My roommate brought it back with them when they came home,, last friday? I think
And i ended up getting a nasty fever on and off for 2 days straight
Im almost recovered now! Just a stuffy nose and no taste buds :'(
Which has been the most upsetting part i can BARELY taste anything
My sense of taste yesterday was the most there its been since i got knocked out last week, and even then it was at 1/4 rlly of the way there
Now im back to eating textures 😭
Been like this for 4 days now that im doing better/more cleared up its so unfair D;
Anyway, srry abt the complaining, just wanted to let u guys know whats up!!
Let me know if u got any getting taste back tricks 🥲
THANK U AGAIN FOR THIS.
Im serious this made my day to see <3333 😭
Safe Travels Sleepy,
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tbh i thought abt tagging beloveds so they could see this, but i didnt write it so i didnt wanna tag lmao
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Hello! I know you're one of the people who ship Moon and Solar (TSAMS) And y'all have gotten me into the ship as well! XD I'm not caught up on the lore of the show(s) So i haven't even seen Solar IN SHOW before (i am very behind to before Lunar was Sun and Moons brother :' D) But I have some ideas I'm debating writing for the ship buttt....I have no clue how Canon Solar acts??? Do you know if theres somewhere I could find a Summary on his personality? (and I suppose...new Moon?) I'll probably unintentionally make them OOC...never written for anything TSAMS related, but i'll try!
And is there a ship names thats...like used for them instead of Solar X Moon or is it just called that?
Anywho, I hope you have a good day/night!!! You make awesome stuff! (And I know theres been some people making drama over the ship, I hope you don't let them get to you too much tho!! <3 /P)
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AWESOME!
Heheheh. Thank you. I've been shipping these two since June 2023 so I'm glad I can share the brainrot and some people are more welcoming and cool then I expect. (mostly the ones who can't think critically are the youtube audience but that's expected. Since a lot of the youtube target audience are... like.. minors or really young adults who can't conceive the concept.)
I rewatch that Episode where Solar changes his name and rebuilds the Daycare in a week just for Moon constantly cause it's just... so much admiration and appreciation Moon has for Solar in that episode. I swear I don't know if it was a flub on the actor's part... but I swear Moon calls him 'sexy' as he's dragging him to charge. the stock sound effect of "OOOOH" doesn't help my APD and I've listened so many times and I have no possible idea what Moon could be saying to Solar other then 'come here you stupid, sexy-...." (trails off) sooo... idk. I might have misheard that severely but that's just what I'm hearing.
Like, in terms of New Lore of the show, it gets pretty complicated.
So complicated in fact, TSAMS themselves released a new video on the subject.... But it's NOT a very good guide, as it misses a lot of things. (and no I don't mean the stupid guest cameo stuff) this is more or less an abridged take on what happens with no emotional impact:
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Like, this is a good starting point if you want the barest of bones, but it misses so much stuff. I think they don't even mention how Solar gets introduced into this family. lol. Just like "yeah Im here and I helped kill Eclipse" fheahehf. It's a super well made video though, and I don't mind the editing mistakes (clearly when the actors change the avatar on screen.... whoops. Happens a few times)
There is also the Fan Wiki, but as of now, it is incomplete, (@twinanimatronics is working tirelessly on updating the wiki and I wish they got more reconignition from the tsams community as a whole ) but it does give a decent look into Solar
There is also the huge TSAMS Lore Document, which Ceph(twinanimatronics) also worked on which contains a further detailed explanation of the story so far, for those who don't have time to watch 2 years worth of youtube content that aren't in a concrete playlist. (TSAMS. PLAYLIST YOUR STUFF PROPERLY. YOU HAVE TWO YEARS OF LORE HERE)
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Liike.... yeah... this is okay but like..
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This is VRchat. Aka the lore. Which also includes when they play videogames in VRchat, which don't impact the story... Like Uno, Amongus and SCP stuff.....
And it doesn't divide the arcs. Something that TSAMS severely needs more then any other SB Show channel.
Also, in the early days, the gameplay videos USED to be part of the lore. As the concept of Eclipse itself, being a rouge evil ai that lived in Sun's head (as it was presented initially but we know the truth it was the killcode moon planted in Sun when they separated.)
These days, they kinda dropped the gameplay videos being directly connected to the over arching plot. Other then just saying that their vids are pre-recorded or "we're back" after an annual halloween takeover.
Not to mention... When Earth and Lunar got a show, they became intertwined with the Sun and Moon show. LAES is very much it's own thing, but it's the ONLY Security Breach Show that consists of two Original Characters spawned from the Sun and Moon show. A rarity. So their lore continues off from the Sun and moon show, giving more info on Lunar these days and Earth (their sister)
Then you have the Monty and Foxy show (which is my least favorite of the shows... Personal Preference. I try not to complain cus I know some people like it. But I do not like the plot points in that show, or the character writing and weird directions they take while being connected to the same universe.)
And Monty is a character voiced by Davis, who also voices Sun. So Monty started out as a prominent character on the Sun and Moon Show, and then got his OWN show... at a point in TSAMS history after Eclipse got the star and killed Lunar.
So yeah. I wish the playlists were better organized here. So we knew when each era starts.
(people say Matpat should get on this show lore... And noooooooo no thanks. Keep him away. We got you covered. Ceph honestly has enough info to make a video guide at this point.)
But long story short, Solar is a "Good Eclipse" from another dimension that the Old Moon introduced to Lunar, when Lunar was struggling with his trauma of leaving Eclipse. Good Eclipse and Lunar become friends.
Anyway, here are some key episodes that outline NewMoon and Solar's relationship, as Solar had never met the Old Moon.
Old Moon had never met Solar. It was New Moon who introduced himself to Solar to help defeating Eclipse once and for all. (and by this point lunar had died)
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He was actually surprised that this Moon was a chill Moon and could be reasoned with and talked to, considering he was living a rather oppressive life from his own Moon.
There's also a whole episode saga of just these two bantering and talking while they work on the satellite together. I can't remember which specific episodes those are.
You can also see the difference between the Evil Eclipse and Good Eclipse here in one of my all time favorite episodes:
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Moon saving Solar's life: (also the death of the bad Eclipse)
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Everything is good and happy after Eclipse dies for awhile. (aside of Ruin and Bloodmoon wrecking shit) He goes back to his own dimension... and you get to see what his sad life is like:
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From his Moon calling him "byproduct" and failure very often.
But... Something happens and Solar is forced to come to Moon's dimension
here's Solar at his poor little meow meow "I have nowhere to go" stage and just... thought to go to Moon immediately due to their history.
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Moon's only question about Solar moving in, is that if he wanted him to blacklist his dimension once he heard what was going on with his Moon.
And immediately, Solar jumps in to help Moon with his problems.
Also during the halloween takeover part 2 electric boogaloo, Solar was the one to help get Sun and Moon back after being teleported to a different dimension with no hopes of returning
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Also, after Ruin was cured and Bloodmon ran off, Solar rebuilt the ruined Daycare in a week. And Moon is so grateful for it. (i rewatch this episode a lot. It cemented the ship in my mind and built the commodity that they've been building up for months)
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We also get what Solar's daily life is like so far... How out of place he feels, being someone from a different dimension, despite the Brothers (and sister's) insistence, he still doesn't really feel like he's part of the family. He feels like an outsider. (He also has less opportunities to hang out with Lunar. As he expressed interest in playing games with him like the good old days, and as of recently, they have not yet)
also a good example of the Celestial family changing minds on family dynamics because they are robots. Lunar flat out rejected Vegeta-Animatronic is his brother even if he technically is. Like, they're robots. They can change their relationships to each other based on their word. I like to see it more flexible then it is in reality with actual people/humans.
Moon also trying to make Solar feel comfortable and feel like he's adjusting well here. Expressing his concern for him doing so much for him and his family. And hoping to not pressure him into so much work.
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As of recently, his Sun died, and he killed his Moon. And in his therapy session (on the Lunar and Earth Show) he expressed regret over "Leaving" them...
But he has not properly told anyone about this.
My reasoning is that he probably thinks that the family will jump on the chance to call him "Evil" .....They don't have good luck with Eclipses.... and every Eclipse they met other than him has been Evil. (that must weigh on you. Every version of yourself is deemed as evil across every dimension. You are the only good one. Maybe there is something wrong with you)
I'm already at the video limit, but on Lunar and Earth show, there is an interesting episode where Lunar goes into Solar's head, and his mindscape looks like the Willy Wonka TV room, because it was a movie he watched with his Sun before they separated and Sun died. Showing that he did care about his Sun a whole lot... Which is probably why he doesn't interact with our Sun that much alone.
He also compartmentalizes everything before he can feel emotions, playing his own memories in third person as if he's not experiencing them.
Not to mention, he organizes and separates his thoughts on NewMoon and HIS Moon, just so he won't associate the two.
I also missed what episode it was, but Solar is always the first to call Moon out when he's being angry, or irrational, and Sun admits in his therapy session, that Solar is the only person who can calm Moon down. (mainly cus he's used to it, but unlike his old moon, this moon listens)
Anyway...
I love Solar a lot, can you tell?
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welcometoteyvat · 4 months
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fake ga-ming voicelines (prerelease, some more delusional, some less. please give more hcs about him)
edit: apparently voiceline leaks just dropped so PLEASE no spoilers <3 if these are wrong that's too bad they're canon in my heart!!!
About Yun Jin: Besides being a great opera performer, Sir Yun's taste in tea is impeccable! Although she keeps asking me to join her at Heyu Tea House... their tea just doesn't have the same flavor as the tieguanyin from Xinyue Kiosk. Speaking of her, one of our clients has just developed a new strain—I promised to bring some for her when I come back to Liyue Harbor!
About Xiao: You mean Senior Xiao! Hehe, so you know him too! Next time, can you bring him along with you to one of my performances in the harbor? I've been trying to get him to come for a long time, but he always refuses... oh, good idea! Next time I'll hold it at Wangshu Inn, just for him!
About Xiangling: That girl always by Guoba's side, right? Man Chai seems to like her a lot, especially the cornbread buns she makes! To be honest, some of the things she cooks are a little too spicy for me, but otherwise she’s an excellent chef with unmistakable talent. No wonder her companion is a minor deity… wait, what? A major deity?
About Keqing: Thanks to her invitation and sponsorship, our Mighty Mythical Beast performances have been getting more and more attention in the harbor! She's very straightforward and speaks her mind about everything, and always has novel ideas! Although we haven’t talked much, I really admire her mindset and determination. It’s not easy to forge your own path forward, especially for someone of her standing.
About Chongyun: I've run into him once or twice on the road to Liyue Harbor. He didn’t seem to like talking that much when we met, but I’ve heard he’s actually quite outgoing! He wields a greatsword too—maybe he can train with me as the suanni’s tail? Of course, I wouldn’t force him to do anything he doesn’t want; I'm sure he's already busy! It would just be nice to have a wushou partner for once.
About Xinyan: I managed to catch one of Xinyan's performances when I had some free time after work. There weren’t many people in the audience, but her music was so energetic it completely made up for the quieter atmosphere. Originally, I was thinking about asking her to join our lion dance troupe as a drummer, but I’m glad to hear she's made a name for herself since then! I should properly introduce myself sometime!
About Zhongli: He once asked me whether I've heard about the legend of the solitary suanni after one of Iron Tongue Tian's stories. When I said yes, he launched into a really detailed discussion of Chenyu Vale's local belief system, and even told me some stories I haven't heard about a carp adeptus. It's amazing that he has so much knowledge on all sorts of folklore, as a funeral consultant no less!
About Xianyun: ... Who? im sorry i was going to put something about the adepti here but gave up trying to think of something and now it's just a joke line. suggestions welcome tho 🫶
About Yelan: Ah, that lady—sometimes I see her lingering around Yanshang Teahouse. They place regular orders of tea leaves from Yilong Wharf. She's very polite and even petted Man Chai once or twice, although I feel like there's more to her than meets the eye... well, business is business, and they've never caused any trouble for Sword and Strongbox, so whatever she does isn't much of a concern to me.
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generally i feel like what's mentioned in chara voicelines tend to have a lot less substance than the actual relationship, so in my head some of them are closer w gaming than i wrote.
always welcoming suggestions!!!!! PLEASE share the brainrot with me i'm dying here OTL please please.
i'd like to write an "about xingqiu" but i bully my richboy son and he's already had like 12 other people comment on him in canon it's fine if ga-ming doesn't know him
everything's just for fun etc etc. don't take it too seriously
watch all of these be completely wrong!!!
similarly if any of these end up being right, i will SCREAM
the only ones i really really want to happen are with yun jin and xiao if they don't have voicelines i'll die
senior xiao comes from my headcanon (copium) that they'll keep the mentor disciple relationship (?) from that one concept art if you know you know. it also comes from this absolutely delicious fic
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genshrineimpact · 2 years
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About reverse sagau
Itto definetly would punch a hole in the wall, for whatever reason.
Kazuha would be fine, maybe except that he would just try to play on any instrument you would have and drink liquors that have fancy bottles, cuz he deffo isn't used to interesting designs some alcohol have (like in the new summer quest he didn't taste alcohol in the drinks, so I don't think he would notice that sweet, fruity drink is alcoholic)
Xiao would fight with a smart fridge. Idk why, but he would
For zhongli, you have to get one of those child leashes. He would wander off on every occasion. It's not intentional tho, he just either get lost in thought or admires something.
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condensed these into one bc they're the same topic and i wanna brainrot in one post sldkslf
itto will get in so much trouble. he doesn't want to wear a damn shirt when going outside. you're gonna have to compromise and get him those thin, flimsy tanktops where you'll be able to peek at his manboobs chest from the side. i mean it's a sight for sore eyes, sure, but still... also, how will you explain his oni horns??
kazuha would have a field day at first because there's a lot of things to explore, so many new sights to see, so many things to learn. but he's a nature boy at heart so the city can get too stuffy for him for a while. if you live in rural villages though, i think he would be very happy. he'd also urge you to travel more when he finds out about planes and boats and stuff.
i know why xiao would fight with smart fridges. you buy him almond milk one time and he's now an addict. he will unapologetically finish two cartons a day and that's the only thing he'll eat. worried for his health, you probably lock the fridge on certain times when you can't supervise him. thus you come home to see xiao threatening your poor fridge with his primordial jade spear in hand.
child leash for zhongli oh how the turned has tables skkdsldksl no but why would you get a child leash when you can tell him to hold arms with you in the crowd? just tell him that's what friends do in this world, it's definitely normal and not an intimate gesture for lovers or anything heh no not at all sir. also imagine zhongli noticing the subway is especially packed that day and being the gentleman he is he tries to shield you against the crowd. resulting in his arms caging you in, with your back on the train's wall. mmmmm delish.
you should probably pay thoma at this point because he does everything in your house. he learns to operate vacuums and stoves and washing machines in record speed. he befriends your neighbors and now they're convinced you've got yourself a very nice foreigner househusband. hell, he even knows your work schedule and builds his habits around it, serving you 3 meals a day, vacuuming only when you're not working, getting you snacks when you have a break from meetings.... everything from cleaning, cooking, laundry, stocking up in groceries, to feeding your pet(s), he has it down to the last t. you lucky bean.
diluc radiates ceo/top model energy so you can probably tell him to keep his neutral face and lead him into any fancy branded shops arm-in-arm, and the employee would happily welcome you in with a smile. guaranteed treatment as a vip, yay.
you know what kaeya is? he's a portable freezer. you can't tell me otherwise. in exchange of buying alcohol for him, you make him hold your ice creams and yoghurts and fresh milk. heck, do this whenever you buy your smoothies and milk teas too. oh, what? now he's asking for kisses as a payment? i mean, who are you to refuse?
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moonspirit · 4 months
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Hello! I'm super late to the aot and aruani train (having just binged the entire show start to finish like 2 months ago over 4 days lmao) but I just gotta say that I really enjoyed your Fort Salta series! Annie and Armin were legit my favourites already during my first watch of the anime, and it really saddened me to know that it seems alot of people online really hate Annie? Like (no hate on any other characters) but Annie is legit best girl how tf can people hate on her ;-; Anyways, I've been ecstatic since I've found your fics and blog along with many others (shoutout to distortedclouds and flailingkittylover too!!) bc it felt like I finally found my people - good to know I'm not the only one brain-rotting from this show and especially over these two xD I've been dying to talk to someone about this recent discovery of mine since I've started reading the manga though...did you know that Armin has been taller than Annie since even before she was crystalized?? In the anime he's like the shortest person pre-timeskip beside Historia, but turns out it's not the case in the manga! In volume 8 when Armin confronts Annie in Stohess, he's clearly drawn to be slightly taller than her in the scene - I thought it was just a perspective error, but it's drawn that way over multiple pages so it's definitely intended! Makes the whole height/size difference thing even more adorable omg ;-;
Ahhh hello there! First off: Welcome, welcome to the Aot fandom, and the AruAni fandom in particular! No time is too late, we're all happy to have one new aruani fan join in haha xD
I agree that while it's very sad seeing the Annie haters, it's best to ignore them. They may have their reasons or not (tho tbh, those of us in the Annie/AruAni fandom would say they just have a very poor or nil understanding of her character). Annie's an extremely well written character honestly; @distortedclouds and I once had this conversation where she was talking about how Isayama managed to give Annie flawless character development in spite of portraying her as the non-typical badass female (in that she doesn't have huge, heroic ambitions and etc) - and I agreed wholeheartedly. Annie's very strong and lethal, but in her vulnerability and desire to be loved and wanted, I think we can all see a bit of ourselves.
Wait I digressed xD My point: Annie's best girl, and we stay away from the haters and stick to worshipping her. Strengthening the Temple of Annie Leonhardt must be our ultimate goal.
I would go on a rant about Armin too being the best, bestest, bestestest boy, and of our other goal of strengthening the Temple of Armin Arlert, but that is for another post, maybe xD
Regarding the height difference! I believe it's an established fact that Armin has always been taller than Annie, right from the beginning. If I remember right, the official Character Guidebook (2014) which was based on the first 11 volumes of the manga, listed Armin as 163cms while Annie was 153. While he's one of the shortest among the boys in general (and post-timeskip he's taller than Levi), he's been at least a whole head taller than Annie ever since they joined the military. Post timeskip, he's 169cms while Annie remains apparently unchanged, so the gap is larger, and likely to grow an inch or two more (since he's only 19). Anyway, yes it's fucking cute, and don't get me started on the size difference 🫠🫠🫠
Once again, welcome to the aruani fandom here, there's lots of lovely people with great blogs writing fics, making art, brainrotting 24/7 and posting about AruAni all the time, and we're very happy to have you be a part of it, here!
And thank you so much for reading the Fort Salta series T/////T I'm very grateful.
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rea-can-yeet · 2 years
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Omg it's here, I can't believe it lmao. Here's my sagau fic lolololol okay okay I'm calming down.
Anyway! Welcome to the first part of my sagau series 'mutineer'. This series was made possible because of @anemoarchonhoe simping brainrotting with me into coming up with a sagau reader insert where reader has a somewhat similar mentality as Harley Quinn, tho I added my own flavoring into the mix hehe.
Tho, if you stumbled upon this after seeing my previous works about this, then you probably have a few guesses in your minds about some stuff since those comics and the video contained some spoilers.
But still, I hope you will all come to enjoy this series!
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REMINDER: This is gender neutral for all readers. Sagau stands for Self Aware Genshin Alternative Universe, but this is leaning much towards the God/Creator AU where the characters are aware that they're being controlled but not aware enough to know that they're in a game. This story is set in God/Creator AU, imposter AU, and lastly villain AU. This contains religious and cult themes, graphic violence, and probably some suggestive scenes (not this chapter yet, but the series will show some) so viewer's discretion is advised.
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"Okay, laptop... check. Phone, keys, notebooks, pens, pocket knife, handkerchief, chargers... Yup! I got everything I need!" You nod to yourself as you zip your backpack up and sling it over your shoulder. You were aware that this was the same bag that you've used before and know very well that it still had some stuff from your previous trips but you got no time to empty it. As long as it still has room, then all is good.
You made your way to your door, ready to leave. You were sure you would be late if you remain to idle around your room, your gang-slash-classmates were waiting for you.
Today is scheduled solely to work on your group presentation. As much as you were assigned as the leader, you were not the most punctual. Well, by the standards of most leaders, which is to be 5 minutes early than the assigned time, being on time is still passable.
Everyone had agreed to meet up at one of your member's houses (seeing that she was the only one with a mansion for a house) and planned to be as productive as possible. Distractions were not an option unless warranted by the leader-- Which is hard in a way since you had a teeny weeny bit of ADHD energy brewing in your head. The reason you didn't pack extra clothes, is because your friend offered to borrow some once you arrive at her home, bless her soul.
Walking the usual road, you ignore the jeering whistles of some bystanders and resting construction workers that you could've sworn had a family already. This street was always bad news sometimes for people, especially when they're walking alone at night, like you.
But do not worry. You're confident that you're capable of taking care of yourself. Mama did not raise no pussy after all.
As you arrive at her gate, you already have some of your members standing there. You waved at them as they waved back, standing alongside them as you all waited for your remaining members.
Once everybody was present, you all went inside once the owner of the house had opened the door, which by the way was still in her uniform.
"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! I didn't realize it was already this late! I was too preoccupied with my game!"
"Don't worry. We didn't wait that long. You came in just in time to open the gate when we have gathered everyone." You reassured your friend who was trying to fix the wrinkles on her skirt, probably from sitting for hours.
"But still. I can't help it... Ayato is just so pretty not to build." She sighed as she opens her double doors for your group to come in. With marble floors and walls filled with paintings and plants, you wondered again how it feels to live like a rich person in a mansion.
"You got Ayato?" You asked as you all were led to her living room. You already knew that the whole mansion was all for your group to keep for the day since her parents were away. And oooh boy was their pool looking tempting right now.
"Yeah, but with a different process. I'm not lucky like you Y/n." She whines a bit as soon as those words leave her mouth. "Seriously, Mihoyo must really like you! How come you're so lucky at this Gacha game?"
At that, you chuckle with a smirk, "Well, I've always been unlucky in some Gacha games. So the Gacha gods have tried to redeem themselves by giving me more chances in Genshin."
"Hah... I can't believe you got Ayato at 20 pulls."
You then realize something, though you probably know the answer already. "So how did you pull for Ayato?"
Only one word left her mouth, "Money."
"Called it." You laugh a bit. Of course she had to buy for the pulls to get him. As soon as everyone settled down, you told your rich friend that genshin talk will have to wait since school comes first at the moment.
"Okay, guys... We already have a somewhat tangible idea of what we're going to show for our presentation... but I'm sure we can come up with a better idea than 'Shock Absorbers for Buildings' innovation ideas."
"We did come up with that idea on the spot after not coming up with a better idea for map drafting to present to our professor yesterday. He said better ideas would come later on after an initial idea. Since it looks like everyone is ready for a new idea, what do you have in mind captain?" A male classmate asked as he turned to you.
Everyone's attention was on you as you smirk, "Okay, you Aerospace Engineer students... what do you think about making something related or relevant to Zero-Fuel Aircraft?"
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After 5 hours of brainstorming and finally concluded on something everyone can work with, it was time to sleep.
The owner of the house had prepared the guest rooms for everyone to stay in. You, however, would be staying in her room. You two have been close friends from elementary straight to college so this wasn't your first time sleeping over at her house.
As you plop onto her bed and took out your phone, your friend entered with junk food in her arms.
"Hey, get your bag. We're sleeping in the treehouse."
"Seriously?" You asked midway from opening TikTok. You then see her shove the marshmallow bag onto your backpack and carried it with her out of the room.
Upon realizing that you have put your laptop back inside your bag after concluding your earlier discussions, you hop off the bed to chase after her. You were afraid for your laptop's dear life, for your friend is very clumsy. She may be rich and could afford to buy you a new laptop if she accidentally broke yours, but you cannot afford to lose your files.
After taking the bag from your friend who was laughing at you, the both of you climbed up her treehouse. The treehouse is adorned with fairy lights and two comfortable beanie bags at the center, you sit down on one and placed your bag on your lap.
"Hey~ genshin?" Your friend asked as you giggle. "But of course."
She sat down on the other beanie bag in front of you. You both played for an hour before taking a break to have some snacks. A notification appeared on your screen and you gasp.
"The new issue has been released!" You were waiting for the new DC comics to drop. Now was the perfect opportunity to read it.
"You mean that other issue focusing a bit on Harley and Ivy?" Your friend asked as she munches on chips. "Well, I'll read some BL while you read about their story. Seriously, I'm so happy that Harley got together with Ivy. She's better than Joker."
"Period." You responded as you start with the first page, already excited.
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After reading the comic and some comments, along with some discussions an hour later, you see your friend already done with her second bag of chips.
You stayed quiet for a bit, staring at the distance. Of course, your friend notices and asked if anything was wrong.
"No, it's nothing. I was just thinking..."
"What is it? Is it the new issue?"
"No, more like..." You paused, turning your screen off and putting it in your bag. That little time was enough to gather your thoughts to turn them into verbal words.
"Earlier today, a professor from a different department called me..."
"Oh yeah, you were pulled out from our group that morning before break time. What did he want?" She asked, leaning her body a bit forward towards your direction, ears open.
"As it turned out, one of our classmates is his nephew."
With your answer, her eyes and brows rise in surprise and interest. "Who is it."
With the 7 seconds of silence and your dead stare facing her, her face scrunched up in realization before morphing into disgust. "Oh my god... not him."
You shrug as she groans. You both like everyone in your class but you both also have a very unpleasant classmate that you two despise. Of course, this was a piece of information only you both know and share with each other. There is also a possibility that some others felt the same way about the said unpleasant classmate, but just didn't verbally express it.
"Just mentioning him already put me in a bad mood."
"Well, if that's the case then you'll probably not gonna be happy with what I'm going to say next."
She cranes her neck up while groaning again, "I swear to Zhongli's ass that hasn't come home yet..." She takes some seconds before looking at you for your answer.
"The professor asked me if we could take him as a member of our team."
"WHAT!?" She exclaimed.
"Yeah... no one wanted to take him after he left his group just because he didn't like them." You sighed as she screams with her lips sealed tight while hitting her fists onto the beanie bag. You both certainly did not want someone like him in your group. Not only was he bossy and arrogant, but he was also a deadweight to any group he joins, there were even times he would take the credit.
"Oh god...Don't tell me you said yes."
"Um, I didn't..." Your volume faltered a bit, getting lower at the last syllable.
"You didn't say yes but you didn't say no either." She answered for you, and you sigh once again.
"I told him that I'd think about it, tell the whole group about it."
"Ah, good! Because I know for sure everyone would say no." She laughs with a relieved expression plastered on her face.
Her laughter slowly stops when she sees your eyes glued to the ceiling of the treehouse, eyes trailing the line of vines wrapping around it.
"Something still bugging you?"
"Yeah..." You answered almost immediately, already knowing that she'd ask that. You trust her enough to show your vulnerable side, body language that indicated that you were unsure or troubled.
"Back then, I wanted to punch the professor."
"Hmm, really?"
"Yeah."
She then follows what your eyes were staring at, counting the leaves on the vines her eyes land on.
"Do you sometimes wish you could just... act according to your intrusive thoughts?" You asked as she chuckled, "Yup. Almost all of the time. Especially to my ex. I wanted to skin him."
You laugh a bit as she did before silence consumes you both again, "I just... find it frustrating sometimes. But what really did it was my talk with the professor earlier." The smile from your face vanished, staring blankly towards the ceiling.
"He was looking at me as if I would say 'yes'... as if I would bend to his request. In fact, I bend to everyone's wishes. My parents, my family, the teachers, almost everyone..."
You turn your head to the side, staring at the window with the stars blinking back at you. "... even when I don't like to do some of their requests."
"Hm, I hear you." She mumbles loud enough for you to hear.
"I wish I could at least be selfish sometimes..."
"I mean, I understand where you're coming from with this. Being the group leader, trying to be the best child for your family, school, listening to other people's requests, putting up with idiots, always appearing as if nothing's wrong... You always had to keep a facade. All of this pressure piled on top of you... then add the professor and his damn nephew. I say you're thoughts are valid."
A long breath flows out your nose, "I wish... for once, at least just for a moment, I would act like I'm not some goody-two-shoes. Not having to be so careful with my words. And act upon my thoughts."
A chuckle escapes your throat, "Maybe beat someone up if they get on my nerves, have a type of complex or whatever, don't have the need to sugar coat my words, say stuff that almost doesn't make sense, or speak something completely unnecessary or irrelevant to the current situation..."
A smile spreads on your lips in a dreamy manner, "Be odd and stuff. Be adventurous and reckless. Not afraid to risk it all for the thrill. Don't have to be humble in front of the adults and own up my achievements, even if I sound narcissistic."
"Why does that sound more like Harley Quinn, though?" She adds in the middle of your daydream as you look at her with a nod.
"Yeah! I guess something like that! With a mix of my own personality, of course." You smirk as she laughs.
"Yeah, it'd be nice if you grace other people of this side of you other than me. Only a select few know this side of you, a side that is strong and fearless. Sadly society tends to judge."
"Exactly."
You both sigh at the same time, not even bothering to call out jinx at each other. You pulled out your phone and opened the Genshin app.
"At least for one hour- no, two hours. Make it two hours of me letting loose." You say as you turn your head back to face the window.
"Your dark and adventurous manhwas and fics are probably the reason behind this." She added as you laugh, though you can't deny that what she said played a factor in your current desires.
"I-" You stop as you raise your head, alert. You turn to your friend and saw that she was also paying attention to her surroundings.
You both heard some wood crunching.
"Hey... how old was this tree again?"
"...Uh, we're apparently in college now so this tree is probably old."
You both stayed still as everything was silent. Both of you then sighed in relief a bit, "That was probably not this treehouse. This tree is sturdy afteral-"
Of course, what you've said was true, the tree was sturdy... however, the floor of the treehouse certainly was not.
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"Ugh..." You groaned as you gently pushed off your heavy backpack from your chest, finally having room to breathe.
"H-Hey! Are you alright!?"
You heard a somewhat familiar voice. You turn your head towards the source, who has just arrived, and knelt beside your laying form with worry. It was dark but the moon was bright enough to discern the facial features of the stranger who was scanning your body for injuries.
It probably had been because of the fall, or the pain was enough to make you high, but your mouth ran without you thinking.
"That's some rad benny cosplay."
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generalsdiary · 3 months
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Imagine squishing Dr Ratio’s boobs- not my damn fault that his boob window is very temPTING!!-
pecs of that size are for sure soft af. I bet tho he'd flex them if you squish them, making them hard ofc - I doubt anyone would mind them flexed or relaxed, so his attempt at teasing/distracting you would fail lol.
I can see tho he'd get lowkeyyy flustered (read: disappointed) if one were to bite that specific area, or nibble. I can imagine the exhausted sigh and his disappointed gaze down, "seriously?" hahahhah idk idk brainrot fr
I do think he'd appreciate some form of attention there tho, since he does work out every morning; primarily for himself, so someone's attention (aka not his own) might be... welcomed (..?) also a contrasting difference from when ppl just focus on his brain and intelligence and what he achieved (recalling what owlbert said). he does dress like a SLUT
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After seeing your blog I decided to start watching Jeeves and Wooster. I have so far seen one episode and it is my new favourite show I am obsessed
!!!!!!! ITS SO GOOD!!!!!! LIKE ITS UNIRONICALLY JUST VERY FUNNY!!!!!!! WE'VE REELED IN A NEW ONE BOYS (gender neutral)!!!! WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME!!!!
if you'd like, dear anon, here's a link for the jooster server, very lovely bunch of brainroteers, a lot of appreciation for finer things like jeeves' ass art and writing, no pressure to join tho :))
seriously tho, there are some TALENTED writers + artists in there (and lots of jeeves cake pics <3)
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Ok, its time i finally do a proper introduction.
Good morning! My name is Dasha (but you can also call me Lina, I like that name very much).
I do like to call myself an artist, even though I can't draw well yet, (I'm working on it). I crochet and knit and can occasionally do other handcraft. @dashoulina is a side blog for the things I do myself (I'm not very active there tho)
Some fandoms I am actively a part of include TMA, Good Omens, Sherlock (although I loathe the bbc show), Doctor Who and a lot more (but not as active) like VTLD, TOH, ATLA etc etc... I am a part of the crazy maggot family and love them with all my heart! (yes I'm talking about you, @weirdly-specific-but-ok, my dearest cousin! I love you very much!!!)
What can I say about myself?... My favourite colour is green (more specifically #189644) My favourite animal is a fox or a cat (also I have a weird love hate relationship with ants) Fav number is 83 because Bismuth rules! Ok, that's enough for now...
I recently started trying to organise my tags, so here goes: #✨queue✨ - all art goes to The Q, except when I'm very lazy to copy paste it on my laptop (but that happens rarely) I am trying to tag all the separate fandoms, except for Good Omens, I'm not even gonna try! (sometimes I forget, but oh well...) Keeping track of all the tag games picrews and quizzes #dasha speaks - my original posts (I do it rarely, but I can occasionally say something)
I am a humble servant of demons Procrastination and Brainrot...
I am very normal about gay people (<- lying)
Tag me, ask me, interact with me! I love you all!!!
Welcome to my crazy dump of a blog!!!
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h-doodles · 10 months
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hi, can I ask for your top ten favorite fics ? :)
Hi anon hiiiiiiii welcome!!! u caught me at a good time, ur soooo lucky bc i just glanced at my notifs and saw this ask get sent <3 KDBDKDKK its been literal years since i checked my ask box 👉🏻👈🏻
BUT ANYWAY! top 10 of all time???? be warned that while i am currently enchanted with ONE (1) 6 ft 3 in actress, I still do consider myself a girlie with varied tastes so. my old & other fandoms are mixed in my current list!
without further ado:
#10: knowledge for knowledge's sake by tigriswolf (ao3) || quite an old piece detailing how a change in the personality of one Hermione Granger could have had a massive impact to the story— and while I don't fuck with JKTerfling, the fics I've read from the old fans in the HP fandom are still honestly, some of the BEST I have EVER read. This one in particular irrevocably changed me as a teen, and is one story that I continue to draw inspiration upon when I create dark!AUs for my SI/OCs.
#9: Zutopia by itslivybear (ao3) || the fluff, the worldbuilding, an AU where Izuku is mentored by our beloved Rat God & together, they fix the world problems? GIRLIES catch me forever LOVING this concept like you could NEVER believe <3
#8: (not so) Bad Idea by @sarahpaulsonsoftie (tumblr post) || HEE HEE ITS LIVING IN MY MIND RENT FREE LIKE HELP THESE BITCHES GAY!!!!!! GOOD FOR THEM!!!!!!! ft a meddling plantita who really mothered; Marilyn Thornhill <3
#7: Hold my Soul by connyhascontrol (ao3) || I got into Trixie/Katya completely by one @montaguehphm introducing me to UNHhhh (HIIIIIII bestie I hope everything is going good and that ur gay keeps slay <3) and I haven't recovered ever since— reading the fics by writers on AO3 was a happy little accident, but one i will FOREVER love, nonetheless. Anyway, this particular fic was SO brilliantly original and YET so entrenched in the personalities between T&K that it ABSOLUTELY just wrecks me everytime I reread it. anyways hi @connyhascontrol pls know ur brilliant <3
#6: I think I'm gonna call him out by hellelf (ao3, users only) || again, another AU for Hermione fic, that's chockfull of world building and interesting relationships! It's been unupdated from its 5 chapters since 2021, but I still LOVE to look back at it from time to time 💖
#5: The Confectionary Chronicles series by cheshire_caroll (ao3); Into the Black series by angelholme (ao3); Hermione Granger & the Serpent's Renaissance series by epsi1on (ao3) AND New Blood by artemisgirl (ff.net) || if it's not evident, i am an absolute slut for fics ft. Hermione being badass & put into a v cool plot w/ insane amounts of world building, so yeah, def a top 5 most contender <3
#4: The Infinitely Curious Woman by chararii (ao3) || literally ALL of their fics are absolute bangers, and while I forever mourn their decision to stop all Naruto fics thanks to the great harddrive incident of 2022, I have nonetheless the GREATEST respect to their skill & talent to bring SUCH LIFE to their stories. In particular, I chose this particular fic of theirs because the premise of Sakura making her own way by shedding off her morality the more she learned & got influenced by her 2 greatest teachers was absolutely nothing short of DIVINE. It was and IS such an inspiration to read, reread & explore, and I will forever love @chararii for this brilliant piece of a fic
#3: The Endgame that never was series by @heleneplays aka me (tumblr masterlist) || ok I know this seems self-absorbed but DEAR MOTHER OF CHRISTIE i literally WENT OFF for a whole ass day and a half going feral for the Relics of the Lost Age series book 3 finale (hi @jamesshawgames pls know im still here and STILL simping even tho i am currently having a brainrot for a different thing on main sjdhdkdk i hope ur doing well dearest mr. chief author sir!!!!) and created this series from my dreams + nonstop ben&ben playlist— and honestly, I think it's VERY sexy of me <3 bc I rarely like things that I do after a while, but THIS— alongside Universal Constant (ao3) are truly my BEST work <3
#2: Across the Stars by nomisunrider (ao3) || I CAN NEVER STRESS THIS ENOUGH, HOW MUCH THIS FIC ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY LIKE. its been 4 YEARS since it was completed but HOLY. MOTHERFUCKING. GOD. The story between Michael & Philippa persisting beyond the odds, in a twist of the canon happenings in Star Trek: Discovery is FOREVER ingrained in my heart and soul and honestly once again THANK YOU @nomi--sunrider for SUCH a beautiful story 🥺🥺🥺
and drum roll please!!!
#1 (current): I literally cannot pick between Better than Gold + Little Cat by @lady-dimimi / @azu-zu (tumblr post for BtG | LC ao3); How to woo a Hot Principal by @softshrimpy (ao3); and Lipstick Stains by @weemssapphic (ao3) || LIKE HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING AMOUNT OF TALENT, PLOT, FLUFF, DRAMA AND UTTER GAYNESS THESE FICS BRING ME— its SOOOOO insanity inducing in the best of ways <3 also, i really count myself lucky to get into a very active (x reader) sphere LIKE ITS SOOOOO INSANE i get to consume CONTENT daily for such wonderful characters and these special morsels be like. authors, I am sending you all a MWAH from me
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b1rdeyes · 7 months
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OK DONE S1 OF HOUSE MD‼️‼️
I enjoyed it immensely. Hugh Laurie and Robert Sean Leonard are so so so good in it. Their interactions are gold every time istg. The season ending having house struggling to try and walk without his cane (and failing) then cutting to Stacy and her husband was so rude tho 💀. Detox was definitely my favourite ep of the season (really enjoyed the backstory of three stories, but the house angst in this ep overall had me way too hyped). Also, even though I am very not into the house love life stuff (not into Cameron and him and don’t really vibe with Stacy lol) they still make it enjoyable (Wilson’s enthusiasm/investment with Cameron was so funny and Stacy just has some fun house angst). This is also my first medical drama, and I’m really enjoying the cases (even though house is wrong for half the ep most of the time 😭, but suppose trial and error is the point). I feel a connection with house watching his medical dramas everywhere he goes with his little tv, bc that’s what I’ve been doing with this show LMAO
All in all I welcome the new brainrot
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