i don't even mind waking up this early if it's to the sweet cadence of her breathing, to the gentle readjustment of our limbs -- the scent of our sex clings to the bedsheets, a chilly breeze presses me closer into her side
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Chrono: -is tomorrow Thursday as in it’s not for 24 hours or as in it’s passed midnight but I’m saying tomorrow anyway- saying tomorrow anyway- Kai! You need to get that report done!
Overhaul: I’ll do it in the morning!
Chrono: will you have time in the morning?
Overhaul: yeah, it’ll be ‘right.
Chrono: British slang. That means screw it, there’s no point existing, we might as well just commit Setsuno now.
Setsuno: wh-why are we committing Setsuno again?
Chrono: because no one here has a will to live anymore, Toya.
Setsuno: no I mean why me specifically? It sounds like you’re committing me to a mental hospital…
Overhaul: given we use your name as a stand in for suicide, yeah. We probably should.
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do u guys think adam ever got homesick at harvard and listened to dolly parton bc it reminded him of fox way
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I've woken up countless times to pee, and of course, the one time I actually want to stay up, I'm the most bleary-eyed.
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Monoma: if you catch an arcanine and a ninetales in greatballs, does that make them great balls of fire?
Kendo: no. No.
Tetsutetsu: how about yes?
Ibara: how about fuck you all, ribombee is hot, smash.
Pony: what does that have to do with fire?
Kendo: also I thought you didn’t like bugs.
Ibara: I don’t like spiders, a humanoid bee is fair game, smash.
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I can't kill flies. I can't kill spiders. I even struggle to kill cockroaches.
I am just can not bare to see something that was once alive, lifeless and deformed. I can't bare to see the corpse stuck to the wall. The corpse that had once been a fly whose only crime had been to be annoying.
Anytime I even think about hitting them the image of the aftermath flashes in my mind and i feel the heavy weight of guilt on my stomach.
So i just open a window and watch them try to go through ANY OTHER WINDOW. Hitting the same spot countless times while ignoring the huge and obvious exit.
I flinch every time they fly close to my head. I leave the room and hope they're gone by the time i get back.
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❕More updates 2/20/2024
Twitter: Source, Source
[ID: Screenshot from Twitter with text:
Maha Hussaini @MahaGaza. 4 m
Breaking: Israeli forces just separated Rafah in the southern #Gaza Strip from the adjacent cities and areas, meaning that the around 1.5 million Palestinians there cannot now evacuate it while the army is preparing for a ground invasion.
Maha Hussaini @MahaGaza. 9m
At least 29 Palestinians killed in Israeli airstrikes on Nussairat and Deir al-Balah refugee camps in the past hours]
Recent Update also at Reblog
UPDATE:
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[ID: Twitter Screenshot: Alaa Shaath | علاء شعث @3 laashaath
الدبابات الاسرائيلية تهاجم منطقة المواصي "الآمنة" في خانيونس وتحاول عزل المنطقة الجنوبية بالكامل..
Israeli Soldiers attack the "safe" Al-mawasi area in Khan Yunis and try to isolate the southern region
11:52 AM 2/20/24 15K Views]
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[ID: Twitter screenshot: Qrt message: Aseel Mousa @/aselmousa A few hours ago, Israel instructed the residents of Al-Zaytoun neighborhood and the Turkmen, to relocate to the designated "safe area" in Al-Mawasi. Shortly before, Israeli forces stormed Al-Mawasi and killed a number of civilians, and the storm is still ongoing. #Gaza_Genocide. The image
The post they qrt’d from says:
Yasser @ Yasser_Gaza 4hr Ago
قبل ساعات نشر جيش الاحتلال تحذيرا لسكان حي الزيتون والتركمان بضرورة النزوح إلى "المنطقة الآمنة" في المواصي، وقبل قليل اقتحم جنود الاحتلال المواصي وقتل عدد من الشهداء فيها ولازال الاقتحام مستمر.
أوسخ احتلال
Image shows a map broken down into smaller sections with text: الى كل المتواجدين في احياء الزيتون والتركمان
حرصًا على سلامتكم ندعوكم للانتقال فورًا عبر شارع صلاح الدين إلى المنطقة الإنسانية في المواصي]
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[ID: Twitter Screenshot: Mohammad Shoaib Al-Farra @/mohshoaibfarra
فعلا الدبابات انسحبت وانتهى الحدث حسب الاقارب هناك
Translated from Arabic by Google
In fact, the tanks withdrew and the event ended, according to relatives there
6:28 PM 2/20/24 From Earth • 11 Views]
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Mansplain Yourself (DC x DP)
Danny decides that attending college and defending the entirety of Earth from ghosts is too hard to maintain alongside a job. He should just get paid to do his hero work!
He shows up on the watchtower with a PowerPoint and printed portfolio proving he's been doing hero work for years. He fought a king from another dimension. He wants some of their money.
"We don't really have a budget? We can't really pay you." Says Superman.
"I am standing in space right now. That guy has a bat-themed submarine, private jet and fleet of automobiles. If you guys aren't rolling in that sweet, sweet USA defence budget cash, how are you affording all of this?"
"Uh, okay, we'll pay you." Says Batman (It's Nightwing subbing in for Bruce tonight and he panics!)
Constantine is cranky. This is a ghost. Ghosts are dead. Why the fuck would he need human money?
Danny's first paycheck clears. He moves out of his parents house and it's all good!
And this is when the trouble begins. Real Batman has noticed the money moving, and questions about the paperwork for the Justice League's 'new employee'.
Constantine is still crank though, and when Danny comes in for a skills assessment he steamrolls the poor guy. Talking over him, correcting him etc.
Danny is tired, he has a paper due before midnight and he doesn't even know what this guy's problem is. So, Danny lets him mansplain his own powers to the Justice League.
The Justice League paperwork for Phantom the Infinite Realms Ghost reads like this:
Senses others of his kind (see appendix 5a)
Intangibility
Self-sustained flight
Knowledge about Infinite Realms (see general database - dimensions, subsection 52), and it's inhabitants.
Danny figures he'll get payback for all his colleges listening to this cigarette-smoking hack over him the first time any of them see him actually fight. But the first fight he's in with them is an easy one, he only really needs to fly and lift some heavy-ish stuff. Then the next one is a false alarm. Then they keep giving the hard jobs to Superman.
Then, about 6 months in - Danny's file now has Super Strength (see appendix 12f) - added. Kal-el goes down. Hard. A single, brutal hit.
…And Wonder Woman takes his place in the plan with ease.
How long is it going to take before Danny gets to (legitimately) show off for once?! He can't wait.
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