#it could go so wrong so fast

[gifti3]

Would like to add fae to the obey me universe

But like the ones that steal your face if you dont follow some unspoken rule they have

#i watched someone play this ARG the other day #where you work at this hotline that is supposed to help people with fae issues #they describe whats happening #and then ur supposed to guess which type of fae it is #and if u guess wrong u end up making the situation like 10 times worse #so now im like #faes are kinda Wilding #if demons exist why not fae too (in obey me lol) #and mc just doesnt know about these thing #so could u imagine if they ran into a fae some day #and theyre like #oh theyre kinda strange but ig we can be friends #it could go so wrong so fast #obey me #super specifc au right here #writing idea #thats the type of stuff i like to write haha

[spyderschaos]

Could you imagine Hiccup as a Spider-Man? With his own suit and everything?

Omg ok I saw this and had to draw it like immediately bc yes

I think he’d go with the red and black combo and put as much of toothless as he can without it being too much

This was like a pretty quick doodle without much like thinking or references so idk if I’d go with this exact suit, especially the spider, I tried to make it look a little like toothless but idk if I like it exactly like that

#I could probably do better with more time but like #I had to do it now #I just had to #omg do you think he’d have like a specific prosthetic for being Spider-Man too? #like so it can stick to walls??? #I almost forgot about the prosthetic cuz I was drawing with the symmetry tool to go fast and if I hadn’t looked at it for a bit and gone #something is wrong #I wouldn’t have noticed #he kinda just looks like regular Peter Parker tbh #if I draw him again I should use a reference #httyd #spyder asks #art #spider man #hiccup haddock #I just sorta assumed it was modernized too idk

[agnisleftpec]

in light of lie detector tests irl being mostly bullshit, especially so for people with anxiety, combined with fandom shoving all their mental disorders onto their faves cuz projection is fun, i propose a much more chaotic take on zuko joining the gaang wherein toph can NOT get a fuckin read on this guy and kind of wants him to just sit down and breathe for a second thanks, your heartrate is giving her a headache

#as with most of my ideas #time for jokes #the gaang ends up at a standstill cuz they really DO need a firebending teacher #but they cant fuckin tell if zuko is lying #at first they assume he's just like azula #but then toph's genuine concern for his heart health shuts that down #and so they begin opperation calm zuko the fuck down #which does not work at all #cuz the gaang suddenly switching from 'mm dont trust you' to 'hey lets do a spa day' is concerning to say the least #and then joke prompts aside #the angst potential if toph ever misinterprets anxiety as a lie #especially in the early days of zuko joining the gaang #things could go wrong pretty fast #is hyper anxious zuko pretty ooc? yeah #do i care? no #two versions of any character in my head #one is classic best efoort interpretation of canon #other is a free for all of headcanons and projection #both are valid and both are constantly pinging around in my head #you dont get to choose how i play with my dolls asgjfhdh #atla #zuko #toph #book three #insp

[meownotgood]

the dream I had of aki was so weirdly vivid... it felt seriously real......

#my heart was pounding fast when I woke up #in the dream me and aki went on vacation together or something like that #and I suppose we weren't dating we were just friends #he was so tall and handsome in my dream... I got shy every time he was standing next to me.... #we got a hotel together in the city and we spent some time doing stuff for our vacation #first we went on a boat and admired the water together #it felt like we were really on the beach... like I could feel the wind and smell the ocean... #after that aki suggested we go to a costume party on the boat so we did #idk what I dressed up as but aki dressed up as shin from dorohedoro lol #then aki told me he had to leave for a while so I found a room where there was nobody else #and I played video games while I waited for him to come back #when he did come back he hugged me and asked if I was tired #so we left the party and took a train to go back to the hotel #this is the interesting part... okay... #because the train was literally empty it was just me and aki #aki was zoning out so I asked him what was wrong #and he had his hand on my thigh #and he explained that he just thinks I'm so pretty... he hasn't been able to think about anything else... #he kissed me.... #and somehow I was in his lap #there was some grinding.... #and aki kissed my neck while telling me we have to wait for when we get back to the hotel room #hhhhhuuuuuuuhhhhhhhggg #I guess it wasn't anything special but the dream felt way too real for some reason #it felt like it was really happening with aki #and I have such a crush on hiiiimmmm asbsbshsjjw #sorry for long tags I had to ramble

[obeymeow]

nightbringer lesson 14 FUCKED ME UP in several ways but primarily I've spent the last 48 hours making myself sad over the solomon backstory we got. specifically I have, for no reason, latched onto that one chapter in the Kids event where baby solomon cried because he felt so guilty over being responsible for that spell. and that just feels a touch more depressing in context

#nightbringer spoilers #obey me on side #went back and unlocked the event again because i could not get this out of my brain i know it's probably not that deep #but it is that deep TO ME. okay #baby solomon has been on my brain since thirteen told that story so that's probably why it's sticking in my brain so hard but whatever #in case anyone was wondering the other things to make me sad are: #he has such a deeply excessive amount of lights in his room in purgatory hall there are SEVERAL chandeliers and lamps #there's a good handful in his room in cocytus hall too (his horror dg showed it) if a more normal amount #but that with the 'dim and gloomy' detail. ☹️ #i've also always thought that solomon's loneliness wasn't all about the immortal angst but like. #having it confirmed that he's had reason to be lonely since he was a child- before he was old enough to know he was using magic- #totally crushed me girl why can't I be wrong #had emotions about lesson 14 in general but solomon backstory steals the show every time for me so i haven't gotten around to the rest #i'm enjoying the nightbringer story so much (not talking about the game design. that's a different thing entirely) but man #the pacing is WILD it feels like every lesson could be a whole lesson block at the least. it's giving me a lot of room to speculate #which I always love! but i do wish they would slow down a little and expand on some of these concepts they're bringing up #because the basic idea of the game alone is REALLY INTRIGUING and it'd be a shame if they raced back to the present imo #what was i even talking about. sorry my brain fast forwards as soon as i get into the tags there is not one sequitur to be seen #so curious about solomon's friend now too. like my guess is it's going to be lilith (and hopefully not in a popular fan theory kind of way) #because it's more than a little suspicious that they expanded on lilith's views on humans the way they did #in a way that SO PERFECTLY lines up with the expansion on solomon's views on humans #WHICH I HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT YET BY THE WAY BUT LIKE. HE IS SO RIGHT AND REAL FOR THAT #it's beyond stressful to me that I think solomon is completely justified in his views and being completely reasonable about it #but that it would also mean war between the worlds presumably while the brothers are still recovering from THEIRS #you cannot give me that choice man. not even sure that the human world would be ABLE to win that fight if we're being real #solomon's 72 pacts are a lot yes but he's still only one guy who is NOT on good terms with the sorcerer's society #and mc is powerful but so so inexperienced. and that's IF they choose to side with the human world which #really i don't think the canon mc is likely to do. but anyway i guess solomon's friend could also be adam maybe? #that could be wishful thinking because i like adam though. even if his hair SUUUCKS #deeply offended by everyone thinking solomon got the fucked up hair when all signs point to adam be NICE TO HIM he's ugly already

[lazywitchling]

I have my pattern pieces all cut out, but now I have to wait for my fABRIC TO GET HERE, SINCE IT’S VACATIONING IN PENNSYLVANIA

#it’s actually gotten here really really fast #theoretically it’s going to be delivered today #but I want to sew all day today since there’s no one in the house and I can make sewing machine noises #and now I have to wait until probably late tonight for box #BUT. that is the price we pay for clearance fabric #I am attempting to sew clothes which has proven difficult #as I am a Halfling trying to equip Human armor #so the proportions are wrong #I gotta adjust for FAT but SHORT #but I think I almost got it. the first one I made turned out good #it’s just too tall in the shoulders. #but now that I know to compensate for that I can make the next one better #it’s a corset top btw #I learned how to buttonhole stitch #….. you know. I could make one with fabric scraps and sew patches onto it……… #lazy witchblogging

[camellcat]

dunno if it really fits them but the thought won't leave my brain so here's a doodle

#guess what I've been watching recently lol #the bentley!! theo's truck!! the fact both of them are living in their cars JDVNDSVSJN #this is the first time I have ever drawn theo and my second attempt at liam #absolutely no idea how I feel about these guys but it's alright enough that I'll post it I suppose #anyways I just think that if thiam is ineffable spouses then sciles is ineffable bureaucracy #like should sciles be the main pair? maybe. but scott is NOT azira and you fuckin know it. #he'd go along with demon!stiles so fast it's not even funny #he already does with normal stiles! can you IMAGINE the mischief demon!stiles would cause? how could scott resist?? #scott “are we seriously doing this” mccall vs stiles “you're the one who's always bitching that nothing's ever happening” stilinski #at least liam TRIES to act like he doesn't wanna do whatever theo is planning #I can imagine the 6000 year long slow-burn with thiam. sciles would last approximately 1 hour (if even) #this is just clicking in my brain so nicely I am sure I am utterly and completely wrong but I do not care lalalala #thiam #theo raeken #liam dunbar #teen wolf #teen wolf fanart #good omens #my art: oil paint pawsteps 🐾

[monster-noises]

Forever thinking about TCAF 2019

Where I Fully sprained my ankles about 2 days before

And proceeded to;

-Not go to a doctor

-Put some ice on it over night then ride the train to Toronto

-Go Immediately to a Furry Dance Party

-Walk on it All Day at TCAF (In heels if i remember correct. Not Tall heels mind, but i was not Flat Footed)

-Be absolutely Mystyfied about why i felt Naseaus all day and proceeded to throw up the next morning before my train home,, for the next Several Years

(the pain, it was the pain, i threw up because of how bad my ankle hurt)

And when i came back I Still didn't take time off work or go to the hospital or anything!! How I still have a perfectly functional ankle is Beyond me!

#monster noises #every Now and Again it gives me a bit of Guff #but really it went right back to normal! #it was so swollen though oh my God #it filled the collar of my little Boots #I sprained it in the first place by stepping off a curb wrong and rolled it #fell right over onto the pavement pretty hard #got right back up and hobbled through the intersection fast as i could manage #when i had determined i wasn't bleeding and wasn't in enough pain to indicate i'd Broken something i just... kept going on my errand #lmao #(i was getting my money for TCAF from the bank) #literally 0 self preservation instincts and really wonky pain tolerance #where /I/ don't feel that much pain #but my Body does #if that makes sense? #hence the Vomitting #my body was in pain but i couldn't really feel how Bad it was

[lloydfrontera]

Chapters 303-305 Spoilers!

i love that when they have to go to Seoul to look for material, javier is like "maybe he misses living here :( maybe he'll want to stay and not go back home :(( i have to go with him to bring him to the estate" and meanwhile lloyd spends the entire time in Seoul like

#SPOILERS #tged #the greatest estate developer #the greatest estate developer spoilers #lloyd frontera #spoilers #like massive spoilers #please for the love of god filter the tag if you don't want spoiler because i have caught up to og novel #and i have Thoughts #but yeah it's so funny how wrong javier is. lloyd just wants to go in and get back as fast as humanly possible he's sooo against being back #but also massive respect to javier #he saw the smallest chance that lloyd could stay in Seoul and went 'nope im coming with you ill drag your ass back if i have to' #i talk a lot <3 #javier asrahan #ch 303 #ch 304 #ch 305

[sacredfire44]

I think it’s hilarious to watch people get mad about Boruto being character assassination because it IS until you consider the possibility of a poly situationship. Sakura is Sasuke’s wife, and Sasuke is Naruto’s husband, and Naruto is Hinata’s husband.

And also consider that Naruto has probably put in some actual damn work since he become Hokage.

Can’t do anything about Sasuke avoiding Konoha but I’m honestly not surprised about that, he’s a bit traumatized. Is he protective of it now? Yes! And that’s NOT WEIRD. Maybe the Konoha before was corrupt, but Naruto can LITERALLY SENSE NEGATIVE INTENTIONS(WHICH EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN?!)

Root has been disbanded and Naruto’s pretty clearly weeded out the corruption around him! Hell, they might never have brought UP the Hyuga branch-main family argument, but it’s clearly been dealt with considering neither Hanabi or Hinata have branch family seals, nor does Boruto or Himawari, when it’s explicitly mentioned that the heir remains in the main family while their siblings get seals.

(I wouldn’t be surprised if Naruto having kids with Hinata was what caused that issue to come up, honestly. What, do YOU want to be the Hyuga elder that explains to the Fifth and Sixth Hokage, as well as all the other Kage, and the entirety of Konoha, why their Hero’s kids should have a torture-seal placed on them?)

Like come on man, this is a village that finally DOES represent Naruto and Sasuke’s goals! It makes SENSE that he’d want to protect it now!!!

Also not surprised that Sasuke is awkward about Sakura and Sarada, my boy has No Idea how to interact outside of Naruto, and frankly if he does have feelings about her, as an autistic person who can’t handle emotions, I too run away from the people I care about when I get overwhelmed about caring for them. The people that I DON’T run from are the ones who chase after me often enough that I get used to caring about them.

Furthermore, Naruto doesn’t avoid his family! If you watched Naruto The Last, or hell, the day Naruto become Hokage, you know Naruto didn’t even BECOME Hokage until his kids are older, which he MENTIONED was a choice on his part so he could spend more time with them before they entered the Academy. The movie takes place during the Chunnin Exams, which are canonically more work to maintain, especially when it’s all five villages attending. In the series, we’ve seen Naruto come home much earlier outside of big, international events, take days off to spend with his family, and use clones for work while he stays home! Like he DOES spend time with his family, kishimoto himself said Boruto’s outbursts were more about getting used to his dad having any job at all(as he was a very powerful Shinobi who honestly didn’t have a lot of missions at his skill level) after being pretty much a stay-at-home dad. Hell, in the after-credits scene in Naruto the Last, it’s implied that Hinata was still an active Shinobi, and considering the age of the kids, I would not be surprised with Naruto staying at home with the kids up until Naruto’s ascension as hokage. And I NEED more fics if this time period, I’m DYING.

Anyway, Hinata and Naruto love each other, and Naruto and Sasuke love each other. Honestly I’m a bit iffy on Sasuke and Sakura but I kinda like the idea that she’s his beard which is why she’s never shown to mind when he’s not home lol. I CAN actually see them loving each other too, though I don’t think Sakura has a lot of skill with Uchihas that run from their feelings haha. Himawari is Naruhina’s kid, while Sarada and Boruto 100% have a mom and 2 dads. And I think with this interpretation, the whole show suddenly makes sense.

#I always think it’s wild to see anti-Boruto stuff #that’s Naruto and Sasuke’s son your talking about #hold your tongue #literally just look up merch for the show #it’s all Boruto and his two gay dads #Am I surprised Naruto looks tired? hell no #world leaders in our world tend to age prematurely VERY FAST #and that’s on TOP of all the times Naruto LITERALLY SHORTENED HIS OWN LIFE SPAN in shippuden #anyone remember saving Gaara? #but if Naruto could grow his hair back out I think we’d all be happier lol #and people hating that Sasuke likes Konoha now is wild #THE WHOLE POINT OF WHY HIS REVENGE WAS WRONG WAS THAT THE PEOPLE AT FAULT WERE ALREADY GONE #HE WAS TARGETTING INNOCENTS BECAUSE THEY DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING WAS WRONG #THE WHOLE POINT WAS THE CYCLE OF HATRED FROM NARUTO AND PEIN’S FIGHT #YOU HAD MY BROTHER KILL MY FAMILY #SO I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY WHO WERE INNOCENT #AND THE PEOPLE WHO LOVED THEM WILL THEN COME AFTER ME FOR KILLING THEIR LOVED ONES #THE WHOLE POINT WAS THAT IT NEVER ENDS #SASUKE MAKING AN ACTIVE DECISION TO FORGIVE IGNORANCE WAS THE WHOOOOLLLLEEEE POOOOIIIIINNNNNTTTTT #forgot to tag normally haha #Boruto #Naruto #Naruto Uzumaki #Sasuke Uchiha #SNS #sasunarusasu #naruhina #sasusaku kinda

[coulsonlives]

I just had to share this video because holy shit, it hits the nail right on the head! So well spoken. This stuff needs to be circulated more, esp with the growing number of people thinking they have this because of misinformation, or just outright faking it.

#it's painful because i knew someone who personally faked this stuff (or has convinced herself she has it i can't even tell) #she had spent all her time on tiktok and i know for 100% sure that's where she got the idea. it's TRAGIC how fast things went downhill #i'm legit horrified at how many people (esp young kids of 13-14) think they have this too. or are just pretending #i've been neck deep in hardcore research (and i'm talking pubmed sciencedirect etc only) for months #and those kids definitely don't have did.. if they have trauma and are dissociating it's going to be something else like dpdr etc #the number of stupid 'you have did' answers i see for totally basic questions like 'i got dizzy what's wrong w me' is insane too #it's like googling 'muscle twitch' and then thinking you have some rare 1/billion familial cancer thing despite other obvious explanations #but worse.. in these cases the information is being fed to them. they don't have an opportunity to explore other possibilities #and the worst part is they don't even know to CHECK THE VALIDITY OF WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE SAYING. they don't have info literacy #like i'll say this once: did is so rare that it's STILL contentious about whether it even exists #and it only happens in the most unimaginably traumatic experiences. think of the worst possible things you could do to a child #where even just thinking about it makes you uncomfortable. THAT'S the kind of trauma that leads to did. the truly evil stuff. #i'm not even gonna start on the BITE model shenanigans that are happening in the 'did' communities either #or how the people who used to be in them (and got out) always equate them to self-harming cults that celebrated not finding real answers #they got told they were 'perfect the way they were' despite having OBVIOUS psychological issues they needed help for #(it just wasn't did) #they were assured their 'did was valid no matter what'. toxic positivity ig? it just delayed their real diagnosis and ability to get help #but now you have gluts of people like in the video 'talking to themselves' and people on tumblr posting one-liners of 'alters' talking #one after the other within seconds. and i want to fcking cry because it's the same exact shit my friend did before she cut ties #the did/tourettes/ftlb stuff has literally been called a 'mass sociogenic illness' in multiple academic studies #but like qanon believers they seem to immediately discredit anyone who mentions this with 'you're just ableist' so anything you say is poo #aka you're part of the problem you're an 'ableist' so your legit info even though legit isn't valid/acceptable/real/whatever. i'm tired fam #did #dissociative identity disorder #osdd #ddnos #munchausen syndrome #mass psychogenic illness #ableism

[mitamicah]

So what day is it today? I will call it hype friday!!

Why?

Because I just got a message that the gc will make a second try at a meeting where I might get approved for testosterone and its on monday!!!

#also I have spend the morning trying out my new shirt and fave outfits for a zine #so talk about hyping myself up with gender affirming outfits :3 #so hype friday it is :D!!! #to put it into perspective; last time i got a time for when my gc would discuss my situation I had to wait 2.5 months #and got a maybe #when i called the clinic monday i was told it could be that i didnt got a new appointment before next year #so seeing one now and this fast is surreal almost #but i try not to celebrate too much since it can easily go wrong so fast :'D #but yeah the week seems to be getting better :'D #micahs thoughts #personal

[yelenapines]

watched tbosas today. needless to say i am obsessed with the red uniform skirt and they should have been wearing those the whole movie. thank you.

#tbosas #much more to say about this movie but thats it for now #actually no lets TALK #they literally changed how the games end which is fine but like how is no one noticing #also um clemensia dropped in got bit and thats it?? bye bye? have fun? #also this annoying bitch in my grade said she hates sejanus in the movie but loves him in the book um please get his name out of your mouth #if you're gonna be speaking filth about my son #ugh #anyways um rachel ate #love how the movie can tell the whole story tho i *am* conflicted about my feelings on how fast paced it was #and then again not seeing his inner monologue is a problem but like it's a movie so idk #also ofc the vibe is different between parts 1 and 2 and part 3 idk why people dont like it i think its cool and like thats the point to se #his evolution #sejanus' death was horrible like i'm sorry the mockingjays reproducing his last cries for help are just. #anyhoo #i will not shut up ok let's keep going #ik that like ppl are simping for tom blyth and as u should tbh same but you COULD NOT CHANGE HIM OR FIX HIM IK ITS A JOKE BUT IT BOTHERS ME #SO MUCH #like ik it's being silly and goofy but it just rubs me the wrong way cause like its not true #also Tigris and Snow's story is so fucking sad kms #also TF WAS THAT MOMENT IN THE ARENA WHERE SEJANUS ALMOST KISSED CORYO WE ALL SAW IT OK #sejanus is not straight at all lmao he spent the whole movie batting eyelashes at coryo but ALSO i love the angst of the marcus x sejanus i #idea i made up #also coriolanus is so fucking goofy like bitch pls “mY oLd SeLf. I kIlLeD hIm To Be WiTh YoU” bestie sit down #ok rant over #yelenaposts #sejanus plinth

[lathrine]

cupboard Finally cleaned up from our 'vacant apartment leaks water through entire building' adventure. some of the 1970s press-board Definitely warped, and i gently wiped the whole interior down w/ clorox wipes and gave the water stains a spray of lysol Just For Fun. i put down new liners, too, bc what the fuck im already in there so i might as well

next on the list is rewashing our entire mug collection, getting the rest of the dishes done, and disinfecting the entire bar and the half of the kitchen exposed to Mystery Apartment Water

#i waited until my day off so i could do it in bursts #and ALSO so i could make sure that cupboard had 1000000% Completely Dried Out #maintenance was like 'its fine! nothing structural was damaged it attaches at the ceiling :)' #but like bestie..... All My Mugs Go In That Cabinet #and the water leaked from the ceiling down the back of the pressboard and through the bottom #it was by no means saturated dont get me wrong #they got the leak fixed fast enough i only had Three Water Leaks in my apartment #but again. pressboard cupboards. from the 70s. #im not risking our entire mug collection (several of which are irreplaceable or gifts) on a Hunch

[quarklynx]

I finished a huge commission and am finally free to draw my Brain Blorbos once more!!! This is Nir, my sad little he/they. They don’t talk much but will kick anyone’s ass for their friends. anyone’s.

#short for Dagornir Raxëa Nimloth. they don't like their full name much because it's so grandiose #Nir is a Way of Long Death monk crossed with a Soulknife rogue #lynxinks #my art #my oc's #dnd oc art #they have a bunch of tattoos all over their body from the time they died and were brought back #(the first time) #anyway he already had some Trauma before that so dying made him come back Wrong as a Shadar-Kai elf #i love my son so much. i really want to play them again #they could do so much damage and go so fast #Oh fun fact! i surrounded them with Osmanthus blossoms bc that's what grew at the monastery where they grew up #y'know before it was razed to the ground by the BBEG and his horde #it's their favorite flower bc it smells like home ;w; #dnd oc

[haemosexuality]

i feel like im probably gonna be talking about this a lot here since i cant talk to Her about it and it really is bothering me so much

#but i feel bad about this too bc it just feels like im talking about her behind her back. which i am kind of. aughhhhhh #its just. idk large age gaps have just Always bothered me no matter how much my opinions on everything else change!!! i think its a bad idea #and dangerous! almosf everyone else she knows thinks its fine so maybe i am just annoying and insane but i literally cant change how i feel #ive tried #like theres. so much that could go wrong here #hes 10 Years Older. hes had experience dating. hes been an adult for 13 years #shes 21. has basically 0 experience dating. and her mental health is really not great #like she just realized she liked men too a few months ago and shes been in this cycle of getting really really obsessed with guys older than #her really fast and everything they do really affect her. she has trouble recognizing sus behavior and is too afraid of upsetting ppl to her #own detriment #i really hope that this guy is normal (as normal as you can be when ur 31 being with a 21 yr old) but if hes not then this has the potential #to go so so bad #and im worried #no one else seems to be tho so idfk!!! am i just too child brained compared to people who date. maybe. but im so worried