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THIRTEEN - Obey Me!

#(looks at my icon) omg thirteen HI HI HI HI HI

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Their First and Last Words in the OG Game

*not including text* in this list is the vert first dialogue they are given, even if it’s not in-person (such as over a call) or not fully formed words like a distant call for help*

Lucifer

First (1-1): “I will explain everything to you.”

Last (80-22): “I knew it wouldn’t stay quiet around here for long…”

Mammon

First (1-1): “Huh? Who the hell are ya? You ain’t Lucifer” or “Are ya foolin’ around? Who the hell are ya?”

*first words via call are dependent on player choice*

Last (80-22): “Nuh-uh!!”

Leviathan

First (1-7): “How about this? I vote for YOU to die, Mammon.”

Last (80-16 Hard): “AAAAAAAAH!”

Satan

First (1-2): “Hmph. At least he didn’t ignore you altogether. How do you think I feel?”

Last (80-22): “No, MC’s mine.”

Asmodeus

First (1-2): “Oh, come now. Really? You should be honored that you get to introduce such a sweet and charming little brother like me!”

Last (80-22): “Oh MC! I’ve missed you sooo sooo SOOO much!”

Beelzebub

First (1-2) “Nope, I haven’t eaten any souls…yet.”

*this dialogue is only available by choosing a specific option in the game but it is the earliest available speech he gives*

Last (80-22): “In that case, we’ll be able to see each other whenever we want from now on, huh?”

Belphegor

First (2-15) “…el…”

Last (80-22): “Right, exactly. Because MC’s mine.”

Solomon

First (2-2): “Hey, you there.”

Last (80-16 Hard): “All right, all right…fine. We’ll go to the book signing with you. Okay?”

Simeon

First (2-13): “Ah, but I notice that you didn’t deny the part about him being cute, did you?”

Last (80-16 Hard): “Anyway, I feel like maybe I’ve made a bit of progress on my personal journey now?”

Raphael

First (60-22): “I can see that, yes…”

Last (80-19): “…Have you forgotten that I’m standing right here? If you’re about to have a “moment”…don’t.”

Luke

First (2-13): “Pff, of course not! Duh! That was a put-down! An insult! He’s taunting you!”

Last (80-22): “Aww… I want to see MC too, but they aren’t leaving me enough space to get through…”

Michael

First (38-17): “Hello there, MC.”

Last (44-18): “Goodbye. Until we meet again, MC…”

Thirteen

First (65-3): “Ahahahaha!” or “Ugh, what was THAT?! Honestly, I don’t believe it!”

*her first dialogue is dependent on player choice*

Last (80-17): “No. This is my first time studying at RAD, remember? My program runs for a full year.”

Little D. No. 2

First (7-10): “Now, now, I think it’s nice to have at least one foolish character in the group you can tease. It lightens things up a little, don’t you think?”

Last (68-16 Hard): “Y-Yes sirrr…”

Mephistopheles

First (65-11): “G’AAAAH!”

Last (80-17): “It’s the same with Solomon. Your terms should be ending soon, right?”

Barbatos

First (2-13): “Huh. Whenever you make an important announcement, the demons here couldn’t care less. But rumors… they really do spread like wildfire.”

Last (80-22): “Shall I go make some tea?”

Diavolo

First (1-1): “Welcome to the devildom MC.”

Last (80-22): “Ahaha! Come on, take it easy…all of you. You’re going to suffocate MC.”

MC

First (1-1): “Where am I?”

*technically these are just thoughts but I’m counting it*

Last (80-16 Hard): “I think you’re taking it a bit too far…” or “Just don’t summon Lotan by accident, okay?” or “Now you’ve got ME bawling, too!”

*dependent on player choice*

#this made me laugh and then also really emotional. me when I am normal #that said I am sorry I have to be contrarian: #if we're including dialogue said not in-person or not fully formed words/thoughts #by those standards i would argue that thirteen's first dialogue is not in s4 but the note she left solomon in s2 #which is 'Attention Solomon. You damned pest of a magician...' #which i mostly have to say because i think it's really funny #obey me on side

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Finally, a release date of the full song ;w;

#FUCK YES #i need to hear the entire thing so bad #obey me on side

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#wait this has me laughing really hard #because there's one bit in og s1 where the brothers under a pact group are trying to come up with a team name #and levi suggests evil genesis demongelion and mammon goes nah too obvious could create problems #and i'm just now registering that that wasn't levi making a pun this was the equivalent of being asked for a name #and just saying neon genesis evangelion. unparalleled chronically online behavior from him #obey me leviathan #obey me on side

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Amane / Seri / Fuyuki Sleepver ~ 🐱// Obey Me!Nightbringer (MC!)

Congratulations on 1000 followers to 0020_cat on twt 🥰✨

#oh my god. little thangs.... #obey me thirteen #obey me barbatos #obey me raphael #obey me on side #i am looking at that thirteen so intently what a tiny creature #also these mcs are so cute 🥺

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Young Thirteen and bby Sol (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Please do not repost without asking!

#THIS IS SO CUTE #? and ! for real for real #obey me on side #obey me thirteen #obey me solomon

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#this poll is so real #i voted thirteen personally. but VERY IMPORTANT distinction to make: #i think asmo is almost definitely better on a technical level but he would be prone to like #instagram model looks i guess? like it would be either very personally catered to your features #or just aesthetically pleasing and artsy designs #i DO NOT wear makeup like that. i have a nude eyeshadow palette that i got as a gift and have not opened in the 3 years i've owned it #the most you will ever get out of me is color coordinating it to my outfit. makeup is just fancy face paint to me #and literally look at thirteen and her pink + blue eyeshadow to match her pink + blue hair. she would be so good at that. easy choice #obey me on side

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Oct 2023 issue of B'sLOG translation Special Feature: Hyper☆Summer Date

Oct 2023 issue of B'sLOG translation Special Feature: Hyper☆Summer Date Feat. Mammon, Solomon

[PLEASE DO NOT REUPLOAD] (reblogging/comments okay)

The brightness of the summer sun pushes us to be more open than usual. To enjoy this fun season, the special feature will be called "Summer Date"! Please look out for the happy summer date plan he chooses ♪

(Characters are given questions according to the place they what to go on a date with - either the beach, an amusement park, or a summer festival.)

MAMMON - DATE IN AN AMUSEMENT PARK

➀ Today is a date with your loved one at an amusement park! What matching items would you like to wear together? I'd think of headbands of the new Devil's Coast mascot that recently debuted, Awoofa*. Puttin' that on and uploadin' to Devilgram is all over the rage, man!

② It's lunchtime at the amusement park! Which do you prefer, the restaurants or lunch boxes? Either one of those shall do, but I'd like to buy from one of those carts over there and walk around while eatin'. Isn't that the way to have fun with them as much as we wanna?

③ Your loved one wants to go to a haunted house! Can you lead the way? BUT OF COURSE???? Why did'cha even bother askin' that???? Huh? Huh???

④ Riding the Ferris Wheel near closing time, you'll do this to the person you love at its highest point…… Hm, I guess I'mma just say what I thought of at the time. Like where's the House of Lamentation, how small the Demon Lord's Castle is, et cetera. It's pointless expecting me to say things that Lucifer or Satan would say. I'm sure they know that too. Oh, maybe I'll ask them if they had a good time with me. That's the most curious thing I wanna know.

*unofficial translation of Garurufa/ガルルファ. No relevant info in the game has been found regarding this new mascot (as of Sep 2023). Note that this should a different mascot from 'Devilcat/デビネコ', a red teddy bear-like creature with horns on its head.

SOLOMON - DATE IN A SUMMER FESTIVAL

➀ Today is a festival date with someone you like! What kind of clothes do you want them to wear? When in Rome, they tell me to do as the Romans do, so it's gonna be a yukata. Wearing something different from the usual can make someone excited, right? I want them to feel excited too, so I'll probably wear a yukata too.

② It's so crowded that there's a chance of getting separated! What would you do? It's unthinkable that I'd lose sight of my cute apprentice, though I might pretend that it would be a natural excuse to hold hands with them. But since I think they might see right through me, I might honestly say that I want to hold hands with them (laughs).

③ At a target shooting range, they asked you to get "the one" for them! Do you have what it takes for shooting? If my partner is looking forward for me to win, I'll win even if the lottery doesn't include a winning ticket. Eh, no magic is allowed? Hmm, even so I'll give it a shot!

④ Watching the fireworks near the festival's end, you'll do this to the person you love whose eyes are shining bright…… Maybe I won't be able to say anything to them because I'd be falling hard for them who is trying their best to watch the fireworks. Maybe deep inside I'd be saying "I'm glad we're able to make good memories".

#OH MY GODDDD THAT'S CUTE. b's log has given me so much #also i need to see garurufa SO BAD? show me the new beast???

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have devolved into begging on social media but this is driving me up the WALL. I relatively distinctly remember a line of dialogue in the original game, paraphrased obviously, but to the extent of "asmo's charm doesn't work on a few rare exceptions but they're usually people with great magical power so it's strange that MC is one of them". does anyone else remember this or have I been trying to headcanon something into existence

#obey me on side #originally i was looking for it because i was almost sure but needed to check it was talking about asmo's charm #but then I could not find ONE implication of it anywhere when usually it takes me like 5 minutes max to source something like that #i thought maybe I was misremembering a line from a fic or something but I don't read that much #and i remember it as a sc!! like I think the background was that classroom one they use a lot and it was either solomon or asmo saying it #i have swiss cheese brain but not here wtf..... #originally i wanted a screenshot but at this point i would settle for someone else remembering it lol #if you're looking at this and thinking 'why is this such a problem': #a.) i'm an encyclopedia about this game i am the one other people ping to ask for a source. i should KNOW!! #b.) on more than one occasion i've gone to find something like this only to find (very late in my efforts) they took it out of the game #and i need to know if it's happening again because that would be kind of funny. #and c.) I was literally just theorizing and needed this specific piece of information to continue what i was talking about #anyway hi if you're still reading. goodbye now though because i ran out of things to say

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(in hell) damn this isekai kinda sucks :/

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Spspsps~ kitty, kitties ~<3~<3~!

#you guys are NEVER gonna fucking guess what tumblr user obeymeow is reblogging now #anyway. THIS IS SO CUTE #giving thirteen the most '''masc''' clothes is the most galaxy brained ever it gets me every time. (as does the tasteful cleavage thanks) #(that's like solidarity basically) #these outfits spark literally so much joy i love the multicolored belts and the big bows #thirteen's frills on the side of the pants? literally fashionista moment #also this is a really cute barbatos. and i'm saying this because it's very rare that I see barbatos and go 'CUTE' #but this is one of those moments #have been looking at thirteen's hair So Hard literally ethereal the way you color it.... #pspsppspspsing at the speed of sound rn #okay. normal now thank you for this #obey me on side #obey me thirteen #obey me asmodeus #obey me barbatos #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me fanart #WHY did i ever start tagging things why didn't I just say fuck it fend for yourselves <- says the 1 STILL doing it

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Mc being a major political talking point in the Devildom has made then somewhat of a celebrity which culminates in them having a small subsection of dedicated fans that write like. horny fanfiction about them.

They find this out one day and post “I can’t believe people write fanfics about me lol” on whatever the Devildom version of Tumblr is and Leviathan dick-rides via reblogging and saying shit like “ROFL yeah RPF writers are so weird!! I mean, even *I* think it’s gross lolololol.” And writes a whole paragraph abt how invasive it is like he doesn’t have 30 tabs of various absolutely degenerate “MC x Reader” fics open in incognito.

#it's like 2 am but i'm laughing really hard about this because i remembered that one chat where #mc gets a devilpedia page or whatever and diavolo gets it taken down because it's an invasion of privacy and a safety risk or whatever #and all i can think about is lucifer after millenia of being related to levi finally having to learn what fanfiction is #so he can explain it to diavolo and get it removed #it's like the single funniest concept to me #suggestive #obey me leviathan #obey me mc

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#i love them so much too they're so silly #every interaction they have solomon is going ^-^ and lucifer is going >:[ and I think that's awesome #op your art is so cute i'm sorry for the spam <3 #obey me on side #obey me solomon

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#AGHWGAH??? THIS IS THE CUTEST WVER???? #team solomon I love you invocatrio I LOVE YOU #screaming crying over their sweaters?? are they matching asmo has the greed and lust symbol... is there one for all of them 🥺 #I JUST NOTICED MC HAS A LITTLE SWEATER TOO AWWWWWW. with the bell and everything they're so perfect #i need a favorites tag NOW #fave #obey me on side #obey me solomon #obey me asmodeus #obey me barbatos #obey me mc

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#PLEAAASE HE'S SO CUTE #look at him they were so real to make him a snow leopard for the paws event... cute... #will never say no to his sparkly eyes either #obey me on side #obey me solomon

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#AHHHH #his body pillow is the only body pillow that I have ever considered buying. it makes me insane he should have glasses forever #he's soo. grabbable #obey me on side #obey me solomon

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obey meow shall we pet?

#OH MY GOD. that's me. i'm obey meow. #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me on side #this is actually so cute though they're literally kbity..m.