lazywitchling

[lazywitchling]

Do I now associate Ramen Noodles with Beltane? Yes. Yes I do.

I will not elaborate on that.

#no need to elaborate

[lazywitchling]

Me: "Hey, now that my cat is the Only Cat of the house, I'm afraid that he might get bored. Maybe I'll find some of those bird videos for cats and see if he likes them."

[An hour later, both the cat and my neurodivergent ass are staring wide-eyed at someone's backyard bird feeder while a robin hops around looking for the good shit]

#lazy witchblogging

[lazywitchling]

By looking at your MENU?! McDonalds "We sell coffee so hot it will literally melt the flesh off your bones"??? Nah man.

#lazy witchblogging

[lazywitchling]

I will genuinely Paypal you 12 dollars if you can prove you can send a bad luck curse to my dance teacher

one twisted ankle coming right up

#legitimately came here looking for updates #way to go evil wizard!

[lazywitchling]

Me: Wow, I'm missing out on so much new witch content that's being posted in the tags. Why don't I follow the witch tags?

The witch tags: [aesthetic photos of skinny white girls, tagged with 30 different only-slightly-related instagram style tags]

Me: Oh right.

#reblogs are off because I really don't want to deal with any 'piss on the poor' situations here

[lazywitchling]

This is an incorrect amount of dill:

This is a correct amount of dill:

I make my dill sour cream dip like the ratio of dill to sour cream was chosen by a Tumblr poll and honestly I haven't found an amount of dill that is too much yet XD

[lazywitchling]

When I tell people how to make my favorite dill dip, I tell them not to bother with the shaker top of the dill container. Just take the lid off and pour.

I make my dill sour cream dip like the ratio of dill to sour cream was chosen by a Tumblr poll and honestly I haven't found an amount of dill that is too much yet XD

[lazywitchling]

New Autumn Orange album for all your lofi needs

https://autumnorange.bandcamp.com/album/finesse

#Bandcamp

[lazywitchling]

THE ELVES SHOWING UP - ESPECIALLY SHOWING UP EARLY - WRECKS LIKE FOUR DIFFERENT STORYLINES! Ugggggghhhhhhhh, I know it was supposed to make them feel more “present”, but they WERE NOT and that is a MAJOR PART OF THE STORY!

….i did not take a moment away from the keyboard but maybe should have 😂

Okay, but your tags on that LotR poll are so right - it definitely deserves to be much higher (I really thought it would be!)

I think I got emotional about “For Frodo” one year during my Hobbit Day marathon, and unfortunately every year I do the marathon does not overwrite my previous Things I Go Feral For, it just adds new ones, soooooo… I will just continue to be unhinged in the tags about things that I am right about 😂

(But seriously, every line in that poll was also a banger and there are no wrong answers, because bless the LotR filmmakers, they understood the assignment)

(Except for when they put elves at Helm’s Deep.)

#unhinged about hobbits

[lazywitchling]

Okay, but your tags on that LotR poll are so right - it definitely deserves to be much higher (I really thought it would be!)

I think I got emotional about “For Frodo” one year during my Hobbit Day marathon, and unfortunately every year I do the marathon does not overwrite my previous Things I Go Feral For, it just adds new ones, soooooo… I will just continue to be unhinged in the tags about things that I am right about 😂

(But seriously, every line in that poll was also a banger and there are no wrong answers, because bless the LotR filmmakers, they understood the assignment)

(Except for when they put elves at Helm’s Deep.)

#unhinged about hobbits #I’m just gonna make that a tag now

[lazywitchling]

NEW VERSION. :)

#I am UPSET at how low For Frodo is #that FUCKING line just uggghhhhh #when all hope is lost???? #Aragorn has hard proof that Frodo is dead and Sauron has the ring????? #how else would they have the mithril shirt? #they lost! the world is gonna end! they’re all going to die #and the ones who don’t die will just be enslaved in Sauron’s war machine #they’re surrounded! everything is the worst it could be! #and Aragorn turns. a little tear in his eye because he knows this is the end #does he fall on his sword right there? #nope. little smile. #‘For Frodo.’ #and fucking CHARGES AT THE ENTIRE COLLECTED ARMY OF SAURON #That’s the through line right there. Thats the thing. Thats what the story is about. #unhinged about hobbits

[lazywitchling]

Oh lovely!! I love that there’s little cubbies for things on the sides. Secretary desks are the BEST.

Got a new* place for my altar to rest for my birthday!

* it's actually something my Nana had and gave to my family years ago. it was just sitting in the basement until I rediscovered it and we finally fixed it up and brought it to my room.

(also feat. an old chair we had down there too that looks quite nice with it.)

[lazywitchling]

I will genuinely Paypal you 12 dollars if you can prove you can send a bad luck curse to my dance teacher

one twisted ankle coming right up

#oh no now I'm invested

[lazywitchling]

Open Call for Questions for the Pilot Episode!

Thinking about recording a trial/pilot episode in the next week or two, so if you’d like to submit a question to a witchy advice podcast go ahead and send an ask!

[lazywitchling]

Tyche

In Greek mythology, Tyche is the goddess and personification of good luck, chance, and fortune. Tyche’s popularity grew after the Classical period when many cities and officials across the Greek world and the Mediterranean adopted her as their patron deity and sacrifices were made at her shrines. Her popularity endured for hundreds of years.

Tyche was represented in many forms of art and was instantly recognisable by her mural crown and the rudder and cornucopia she held. Various writers describe her as ‘all-powerful’ and 'wise’. Her Roman counterpart is the goddess, Fortuna.

Birth & Family

According to Hesiod (c. 700 BCE) in his Theogony, Tyche was one of the many daughters of the Titans Oceanus and Tethys and a sister to many, including the Oceanids Electra, Ourania, Metis, Styx (goddess of the underworld), and Calypso. As a daughter of Oceanus, Tyche was said to have a connection with the water, which is evident in the rudder she holds in artistic representations of her. Other sources claimed that she was the daughter of Zeus, even though she is mentioned as his cousin in the Theogony.

Continue reading…

#tyche #the lady

[lazywitchling]

Bath magic is a potion where you are an ingredient

#witch soup

[lazywitchling]

If you’re not in the CritRole fandom, please check on your local Critter. We are having a TIME OF IT.

#critical role #cr spoilers