#isn't this illegal

[whoisspence]

currently googling HOW TO BREATHE

#sir you can't do this to me #who let him do this #is he fr #people died #i'm people #isn't this illegal #ffs #weird way to propose but okay #this photoshoot is everything #matthew gray gubler #mgg #mgg pics #model matt #whoisspence

[er1c-c4rtman]

This unfortunately exists.

I feel bad for the SpongeBob, Danny Phantom, and Nicktoons unite fandom right now.

I honestly 2 questions.

How did this happen?

Why did this happen?

I am sorry for letting people know this exists.

There are also people out there who ship this.

#I didn't draw this I swear #Isn't this illegal #nicktoons unite #i need to bleach my eyes #spongebob squarepants #danny phantom #I wish this never existed

[hyena-frog]

#goncharov #goncharov (1973) #neil gaiman #lynda carter #unreality #my post #am I topical yet #edit: it is now illegal to say mean things on this post #the purpose of this isn't to dunk on neil!!!!!! aaaaAAAAAAA

[taffywabbit]

a cover of "Panic Station" by Muse, ideally suited for chases through futuristic train platforms full of loop-de-loops and hostile robots!

usually I have a really hard time doing arrangements of existing songs, but I felt unusually motivated to tackle this one and managed to see it thought to completion! (took me a while because I kept spending too much time jamming out to what I already had done instead of working on the next parts lol)

♫ made with OpenMPT! ✎ cover art by me! ► SoundCloud link: https://soundcloud.com/taffywabbit/turmoil-terminus-zone ★ original song (for comparison): https://youtu.be/vk24UKKI4yY?si=RdQkA4BAHoRX1d7P

and here's the full-size cover art, while i'm at it!

#taffy music #cover #openMPT #music #muse band #panic station #taffy art #my sona #soleil #mobian #bunny #furry art #that's a buny #i feel like this isn't the first time i've drawn her explicitly committing a crime but i can't recall any previous examples #remember kids: fare evasion isn't illegal if you can run faster than the transit cops (and also the trains)

[kthulhu42]

This exact same man, somewhere on a reddit post:

"Feminists are the reason for the male loneliness epidemic :( "

#Find him and kill him #radblr #radical feminism #feminism #oh my god #Murder isn't illegal in this specific instance #More like swatting a mosquito

[marzipanandminutiae]

the thing about dating in your early 30s is that there are some younger people where, while it wouldn't necessarily be wrong to date them, you might just not be at the same place in life

like, would it be creepy for me to date a 24-year-old at 31? I don't personally think so; that's around my lower limit on dating apps and such. but I might be emotionally ready for marriage and kids MUCH sooner (ie yesterday, to be honest) while she could still be figuring out what she wants in those respects. while that's not always correlated with age...age frequently plays a part

I think it's easier to look at MUCH younger adults and think "ew, with a few rare exceptions, nobody my age should date them; I would never" than to face the fact that sometimes it's not a moral issue. it doesn't have to be CreepyBadWrong for age- or rather, life stage -to be an impediment to the relationship

in an environment where age gaps in romantic relationships are frequently portrayed as either evil or totally fine, It's Not Bad But It's Still Not Viable can fall through the cracks

#musings #dating #love #relationships #one argument against age gaps that I hate is 'what could you POSSIBLY have in common?!' #um. lots of things. hobbies. interests. same favorite wife of Henry VIII. that's the worst argument you could have come up with #the genuine moral issues are either 'it's illegal' for minors or 'as a pattern this seems like you're taking advantage of inexperience' #for very young adults #and like I said sometimes it's not 'this is wrong' #it's just 'this isn't going to work'

[writeouswriter]

Too much capitalism in Christmas and not enough in Halloween, companies need to start slapping little bats and pumpkins back onto their packaging asap

#halloween #there's already christmas stuff in the stores and i feel empty inside #no houses have halloween decor up this year it's wild how much interest in it is in decline #the tv isn't playing anything for halloween either like hello hello i saw a hallmark christmas movie playing last halloween illegal #no effort in trying to sell me their things at halloween anymore #like there's nothing going on for it pringles already has elves on their chip cans get them outta here! #let me buy spooky little trinkets i don't need! please please please come back bestie halloween #maybe it's just a here thing

[feluka]

when i make a post about coptic culture and someone tags it as "worldbuilding"... a chill runs up my spine

#could be entirely harmless but again could be entirely harmful idk! #propaply (<- new favourite misspelling) just overthinking it but it's like... #as the saying here goes اللي اتلسع في الشوربة ينفخ في الزبادي #which means something like... if you burn your tongue on soup you will blow on yoghurt?? sounds stupid in english lol #oh but fellas i have been burnt on soup!!!! scalded!!!! charred even!!! #one time someone reached out to me and asked me about how it's like living as a [REDACTED] in a country where it's illegal #and i was young and eager to share and we spoke for a long long time and in the end they were like thanks! #and later sent me a link to their fic about their white twink blorbos facing oppression and homophobia in a barbaric backwards society.... #and this isn't even the worst instance of someone doing this with an experience i shared with them 😭 #someone once wrote a fictionalised version of MYSELF for an awful fic ehdhejbdbdhdh that's a whole insane story for later

[vee-is-a-clown]

I like the idea of Lance being a farmer but not in the "my girlfriend died and instead of getting over her, I'll devote my life to planting her little invasive flowers :(" way.

I believe that Lance would take Kaltenecker because nobody else would. He likes to joke that Keith should go back to his roots and become a cowboy (take Kaltenecker out to graze). This is just the start.

The (totally legal amount of) chickens come next. He only has hens because he already has Keith and he's the only territorial bird brain with a stupid hairdo that Lance needs (💕). He gets fresh eggs from the chickens and prides himself on being the guy that everyone gets eggs from.

Then comes the garden. Nothing big. Just some tomatoes. And peppers. And maybe some strawberries. If the squirrels don't eat them. He really enjoys being able to use what he makes. He does not enjoy when Keith eats his tomatoes like apples.

When he goes into space, he has Adam, Shiro, or Hunk take care of his animals and plants because she (Pidge) will accidentally kill something if it's made her responsibility.

#I say “totally legal amount” because apparently 9 chickens is illegal #Lance grows food/raises animals to make himself happy #Keith isn't allowed to have objections #voltron #lance voltron #vld lance #lance mcclain #klance #keith kogane #gardener lance #kaltenecker

[woodsfae]

I was inspired to memery by the stunningly idiotic phrase “fic intended to cause a sexual response on the parts of the viewers” paired with the seemingly-honest belief that this is illegal. 

more fandom memes: here

#ao3 #archive of our own #fanfiction #smut isn't illegal #there's the back button #use it liberally #memes #fanfic memes #woodsfae #if antis gonna clown i'm gonna clown on them #fandom meme #am making more memes #they should all be tagged 'fandom meme'

[tea-time-terrier]

How it's going so far...

#this is an illegal activity that was allowed for the duration of a video #pichael does like the puppy #but in small doses and when she isn't chomping like a shark #pig unfortunately just accepts most of the horrors #she's very bullyable and rory knows it #turnpike #rory borealis #video

[kingmagnificoofrosas]

We all know he's posessed by the evil magic at this point but GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!! *gasps for air* HOW is this man so damn beautiful??? He's so freaking handsome it's almost illegal!

Just look at this angel-faced jewel of a man 🫠🤌🏼

The haters don't want him? GOOD! We take him with a kiss to the hand! We're not giving him back anymore ⚔️

Bonus cute. They're the same thing!

#king magnifico #disney wish #wish 2023 #team magnifico #magnifico defenders #king magnifico isn't a villain #he literally broke the beauty scale #most attractive character ever #call the police and the doctors we got a case of illegal hotness

[news4dzhozhar]

#university of michigan #Amherst #princeton #harvard #brown university #apartheid #save palestine #ethnic cleansing #israel is an apartheid state #seek truth #free palestine 🇵🇸 #genocide #illegal occupation #israel is committing genocide #israeli war crimes #boycott israel #boycott divest sanction #divestment #accountability isn't antisemitism #stand for palestine #stand up for humanity #let gaza live #blood money #military industrial complex #people over profit #the US is complicit in genocide and war crimes #propaganda kills #israel is a terrorist state #israeli lies #israeli military

[add1ctedt0you]

What a plot twist you were. [x]

#Like. The narrator introduces jc to us as the antagonist #Then we got to know him. Not who people think he's. But who he really is #And we saw jc giving wwx a piggyback. Giving him soup. Rescuing him. Putting himself between wwx and any danger (madam yu/wen soldiers) #And even the staged fight. It's yk. Staged #jc wanted to protect wwx at any cost. But wwx wasn't willing to compromise. But jc did #The fight was wwx's idea. Because jc is an enabler (just like jfm and jyl) #jc is ready to bend for his loved ones sake #The point is. Every action jc takes. Is in the name of his loves ones' safety. And surprise. wwx is one of the people jc really cares about #Even after wwx' return. Aside a broken cup. jc isn't doing much to stop wwx or anything. We know that jl was able to free wwx from Zidian #only because jc - Zidian's primary master- wanted it! #And jc fling himself into danger countless times to save wwx even though wwx can't sit still with him for a hot minute #What I wanted to say it's that the jc is presented to us - the mean ungrateful man- is very different from the real jc - #the indulgent uncle who rolls his eyes at his nephew antics. the brother who buries the hatchet for his sister's happiness. #the uncle who kinda wants to help wn to get up from the floor because he was an ass to jc but he helped jl and that's what matters to jc #the sect leader who let two women speak freely their mind in a patriarchy society #People better than me have already said this. shit I can't remember my point lmao #Like. jc is presented as an antagonist but what this man wanted was an apology and an explanation #This post is a mix of a rant I wrote last year (ha) after seeing a bad take. About what I don't remember lmaoo. And me wanting #to make gifs of wzc in this scene. Why does he look so good. It should be illegal. Seriously #jiang cheng #*mgifs

[southfarthing]

hc that celebrimbor is the reserved type – he doesn't get much of a chance to voice his own stance because the voices of his father and grandfather are so overpowering. when they make it to middle earth and feanor's death leaves them lost and alone, curufin starts saying "speak" to encourage celebrimbor to say what's on his mind. sometimes it works and celebrimbor opens up, sometimes it feels more like an order and he puts up his walls.

in nargothrond, he grows close with finrod. feels himself talking more freely, enjoying conversation, feeling lighter. finrod only says "speak, friend" once – celebrimbor offers his mind and his skill gladly after the first time.

but the veneer of peace and security shatters when beren arrives and curufin and celegorm repeat their oath and sway the people against finrod. finrod throws his crown to the floor, and he walks past curufin and celegorm without looking at them. he looks at celebrimbor, though, but under all those eyes and all the fear and anxiety in the room, celebrimbor can't bring himself to say a word. the hurt is clear in finrod's mien.

the guilt and self-loathing at his own silence and cowardice bites at celebrimbor, made worse by curufin's misplaced pride in him – until orodreth turns against them all. celebrimbor has no great love for orodreth, but for finrod's sake, he will speak.

he tells curufin he will not follow him into exile a second time

#3am i hope this isn't too illegible ✌️😔 i also love thinking about finduilas having a role in this too but i haven't thought it out fully #hc #mp #silmarillion #celebrimbor #curufin #finrod #sunny writes

[uncanny-tranny]

Honestly, the whole "[x] group can't be oppressed! Name one right they don't have!!!" because it's such a narrow-minded, State-enforced look at oppression and group struggle.

When you talk to a marginalized group, often they might bring up that there are laws that hinder their movement through life, but a ton of discussions won't surround the law - they might talk about how they are refused equal opportunities, or are medicalized, or treated like a problem to be solved. When you focus so heavily on the State, you are neglecting that enforcers of oppression or oppressive dynamics will not be the people with the highest power of the land.

Despite there (in theory) being equal rights, that by no means means that it is correct to surmise that no group of people aren't oppressed or marginalized. Just because there isn't a law in place that says, "discriminate against this group!" doesn't mean that they are granted the same opportunities or ways of life you might have.

#oppression #also it's *such* a bad-faith willfully ignorant rebuttal to somebody even mentioning marginalization #and it feels like even if there were specific laws against x group the goalpost would be 'but who actually enforces that law🤦' #like how it's technically illegal to jaywalk in many states in the US but no cop would ACTUALLY enforce those laws where applicable #so that argument basically amounts to 'well ACHTUALLY ☝️🤓' in my mind #because it isn't really a rebuttal based on a desire to further a conversation... #...like 9/10 times it's said to shut the other side up and force them to accept that nobody gives enough of a shit about them