#kaltenecker

[vee-is-a-clown]

I like the idea of Lance being a farmer but not in the "my girlfriend died and instead of getting over her, I'll devote my life to planting her little invasive flowers :(" way.

I believe that Lance would take Kaltenecker because nobody else would. He likes to joke that Keith should go back to his roots and become a cowboy (take Kaltenecker out to graze). This is just the start.

The (totally legal amount of) chickens come next. He only has hens because he already has Keith and he's the only territorial bird brain with a stupid hairdo that Lance needs (💕). He gets fresh eggs from the chickens and prides himself on being the guy that everyone gets eggs from.

Then comes the garden. Nothing big. Just some tomatoes. And peppers. And maybe some strawberries. If the squirrels don't eat them. He really enjoys being able to use what he makes. He does not enjoy when Keith eats his tomatoes like apples.

When he goes into space, he has Adam, Shiro, or Hunk take care of his animals and plants because she (Pidge) will accidentally kill something if it's made her responsibility.

#I say “totally legal amount” because apparently 9 chickens is illegal #Lance grows food/raises animals to make himself happy #Keith isn't allowed to have objections #voltron #lance voltron #vld lance #lance mcclain #klance #keith kogane #gardener lance #kaltenecker

[jiveyuncle]

*coughs* *wheezes* *keels over*

THIS TOOK ME SO FUCKING LONG

Anyway, here’s the full paladin lineup, plus weapons, plus companions ✌️✨

*falls headfirst into my grave to sleep off this project*

#keith kogane #lance mcclain #pidge gunderson #katie holt #hunk garrett #princess allura #takashi shirogane #vld shiro #voltron legendary defender #voltron #vld #fanart #kosmo #space wolf #kaltenecker #team voltron

[sociallyawkwardhumanbeing]

If you want the challenge, how about your favorite animal? There’s a bunch of animals we see in the show- idk if you wanna do not people tho lol

I don’t normally draw animals but here we are! Hope you like this silly little thing!!!

Kaltenecker is pretty awesome! (I like cows in general…)

#voltron legendary defender #my art #doodle #sketch #vld #keith kogane #lance mcclain #ask #klance #Don’t know cow size next to human? #kaltenecker

[dailyvoltroncharacter]

Todays second Voltron character is … KALTENECKER!!!

#voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld #kaltenecker #kaltenecker vld #voltron kaltenecker

[icypantherwrites]

Fic Update: Missing, Chapter 6

Summary:

Lance isn’t sure he’s ever felt this tired before. It’s not just from the lack of sleep. It’s not just because of the near endless list of chores he does because everyone else has far more important things to do and he should try to pull his weight where he can. And it’s not entirely from the heavy disappointment that seems to emanate from Shiro every time he looks at Lance knowing that Lance doesn’t measure up as Red Paladin no matter how hard he tries. But all of those things together (although is he missing one? He’s so tired, it’s hard to focus) are heavy and exhausting and Lance is tired.

So, so tired.

Chapter 6 snippet:

“Ouch!” Lance yelped as Kaltenecker’s blunted teeth latched onto his hair and pulled in a way that was far more aggressive than her normally gentle nibbling affection and he nearly knocked the milk pail over as he flailed his hands upwards to push away at the cow’s mouth. “Kaltenecker!”

The cow released his hair with a low groan that did not sound happy even as she swung her head back around to face front.

Lance brought one hand up to rub at his tingling scalp and turned his attention to the milk pail.

That was overflowing.

And Kaltenecker’s udders were no longer wet with milk.

His eyes widened as the pieces clicked.

How…

How long had he been milking her when she hadn’t needed him to?

How much had that hurt?

He stumbled to his feet, apologies falling from his lips.

“I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry girl,” he pulled her face into his hands, one going beneath her chin to scratch her favorite spot, “I didn’t meant to hurt you.”

Kaltenecker lowed and a rough tongue licked his wrist, her big eyes gentle and no grudge in them.

It was already behind her.

But it wasn’t behind Lance.

Read it here

(posted up to chapter 3 on AO3)

#voltron #vld #langst #lance #lance angst #lance whump #fanfiction #fanfic #Missing #Kaltenecker #angst #emotional angst #emotional whump #icypanther #icypantherwrites

[xochitai]

one of my pieces for @whiskers-across-the-galaxy

#i always forget to post my zine work #partially because i never remember the date we are allowed to #and partially because i always see the flaws in them #this one is several months old #but it's cute so might as well post #voltron: legendary defender #vld #vld lance #kaltenecker

[monsters-song]

so i was at the store today and saw a hippo squishmellow and immediately thought of keith, obviously.

i couldn’t find a shark… but there was a cow!!!

so klance squishmellows!!!

#klance #vld #voltron lance #keith kogane #lance mcclain #voltron keith #keith x lance #squishmellow #cow #kaltenecker #hippopotamus

[galraluver]

I know that this may seem completely random, but imagine if the Paladins decided to cuddle with Kaltenecker when they were stressed? Apparently cow cuddling is very relaxing and for some reason I can see them doing something like that 😊

#Voltron Theories #Voltron Legendary Defender Theories #VLD Theories #Kaltenecker #VLD Kaltenecker #Paladins #VLD Paladins #Voltron #Voltron Legendary Defender

[klance-daydreams]

happy bday to my fave ever cow kaltenecker!!

#yes i drew this in my notes app stop judging #kaltenecker #klancedayart

[quintessenceofdust73]

Follow @Voltron_Pets on Twitter for more zine updates! This free fanzine will be available on May 1, 2022.

#plance #pidge #lance mcclain #katie holt #voltron #vld #vld lance #vld zine #kaltenecker

[vee-is-a-clown]

A lil idea for Witch's Herbal Tea:

As a human, Lance can't have a familiar. You have to be magic born for that which really sucks because he would be so cool with a black cat by his side.

Keith is and has always been lactose intolerant. He can't fix it with magic because it's essentially doing surgery on yourself. He doesn't care enough to seek someone out to help him with it.

Lance convinces him to get a cow.

It's Kaltenecker.

Kaltenecker is his "familiar" now.

#voltron #keith voltron #klance #keith kogane #vld keith #vld lance #lance voltron #lance mcclain #witch's herbal tea #kaltenecker

[jiveyuncle]

Now they’re a set 😌✨

If I do the rest of the team, what should their lil space companions be? Pidge and Rover maybe? Allura and the mice? What do Hunk and Shiro get? And Coran? It’d be cool as hell to do a piece for all of them.

#lance mcclain #kaltenecker #voltron legendary defender

[pastelchangeling]

(via Lance and Kaltenecker Sticker by Ashli Edge)

#redbubble #lance #kaltenecker #cow #cutepets #cute animals #voltron #vld lance #fanart #my art #art #digital art #stickers #lance mcclain #klance

[mammoneythegreat]

proud bb with his cow

#klance #vld lance #Kaltenecker

[shiranai-atsune]

Random Headcanon

Galra are lactose intolerant. And Lance feeds them milkshakes (without telling them where the milk comes from)

#voltron legendary defender #vld #lance mcclain #galra #milkshakes #kaltenecker #random headcanon #random idea #random thought

[the-kittens-of-vol-tron]

kalteneker for the bingo

YES

#answer anon #kaltenecker #bingo