#is it because his ass is flat?

[fanaticalthings]

Jason only resorts to his emergency signal when he's 0.1 seconds away from death and only when he's 100% reaching raw desperation levels of survival

BUT he also uses it when he's faced with the most mild of inconveniences, so the batfam are always stressed when they get his panic signal because is he about to fucking die or was he just locked out of the family Netflix account?

And obviously they can't take ANY chances, so it's always a 50/50 on whether the night ends with the fam huddled in the medbay of the cave, or whether all of them are fully costumed, weapons sharpened and ready to throw hands in Jason's apartment and Jason's just casually lounging on his couch like "Oh hey guys, I'm out of flour, can one of you run to get some?" with the most annoying shit-eating grin you've ever seen.

#imagine being a gothamite and watching each and every one of the batfamily single file entering and exiting a random flat #and batman's just fucking lugging 5 bags of flour like the world's fate is dependent on the delivery of those 5 bags of flour #ofc he only pulls the joke emergency signal when he KNOWS the fam have their own plans at that exact moment. #just to mildy annoy them #tim: i had a DATE and i dropped EVERYTHING to save your ass #and ur tellin me u just wanted someone to hold a flashlight while you repair your SINK?? #jason: so what im hearin is that your date is more important than your poor dead brother? i see how it is. #this is just jason's way of spending time with his family because he's too shy to just ask upfront #bruce might seem annoyed but deep down he's always glad jason is doing well and takes it as a sign that Jason just wants to see them #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #batfamily #batkids #batbros #dc #crack #fanatical posting

[firethekitty]

if someone says vash doesn't have a fat ass and a slutty waist STOP TALKING TO THEM IMMEDIATELY. they have been possessed by the devil and are trying to manipulate you

#trigun #trimax #talking #he has to keep it hidden because he knows the sheer mass of his cheeks would scare humans #his ass is a LITTLE inconsistent like sometimes it’s drawn very bony but overall it’s definitely not flat by any means

[tcustodisart]

Do Connie and Shadowheart ever plan to have kids? If so what would name ideas be?

There are two wolves inside me: one yells "you don't need kids to be happy" but there's also a second one that's like "connecticut dad ehehe cute :3".

So let's just say here's a scenerio where they have a daughter (no name yet, haven't found a good meme to name her after).

#ask me anything #bg3 #and all cuteness aside #because time is a flat circle WHAT IF shar's petty ass decided it would be a good idea to kidnap another kid #oh the twink vampire is in the picture because he visits the farm so much he has his own guest bedroom #he claims he hates it but keeps coming back #farm life #weredaughter

[petrichormore]

I fucking love the EN QSMP Updates account because like

The way you don’t even need to watch the clips to understand what happened here. The way the statements are phrased. The way they’re one after the other. It’s beautiful. A story about fucking around and finding out - told in three parts.

#for those who missed it q!elQ and Roier destroyed Bad’s daycare with mines because elQ wanted to start bullying people #and q!Bad shut his ass down REAL QUICK. #qsmp #qsmp liveblog but late #q!elquackity #q!badboyhalo #i think the thing that gets me the most is that ‘bad joined in the bullying’ has an exclamation mark at the end #like the account is excited and happy #and then just ‘quackity is no longer in favor of bullying’ with a flat period at the end

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No homo, but let's synchronize our instruments together.

[First] Prev <-->Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #MDZS #season 1 #lan wangji #wei wuxian #lan qiren #wwx gets a new outfit! which he doesn't keep for long because we are just about to hit all the flashback content #This comic and the last one are supposed to be a set though hopefully they work on their own #I hope it captures the chaos of the lan juniors. #also please for the love of god I hope it reads as one cursed arm rapidly flying about and not 4 limbs slapping Ye Ol'Uncle Lan around #so far in the script i have LQR doesn't show up past this scene so...sorry LQR fans #I don't know how to draw an absence of something but I hope you guys know its canon in this universe than his ass is *so* flat #the lan qiren big naturals are for another world....

[karlyboyyy]

Snoozin’

#felt like drawing some soft KazuRei cuddles #I still really hate drawing Kazuki’s hair 😭 it always looks like a straw Christmas tree lolol #also I’ve decided to assign cake to Kazuki while Rei gets a flat ass. because that’s just canon to me #and the more I look at their faces it looks like Kazuki grinds his teeth in his sleep. while Rei is finally a peaceful sleeper 😌 #kazurei #buddy daddies #karlyboy art #kurusu kazuki #suwa rei #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #my art #digital drawing #buddy daddies fanart #kazurei fanart

[therooknook]

Typical Parisian behavior

#twisted wonderland #twst spoilers #rollo flamm #twst rollo #glorious masquerade #twisted wonderland spoilers #twst masquerade #my art #I really like how the flats and line art came out so posting them too :)) #If someone had told me a month ago I’d be drawing a full colored piece of twink frollo id have said they were insane #…sighs #poor Rook my beloved I’ve neglected him so much but inspo strikes where it strikes #It’s so funny looking at the difference between Rollo when I first drew him and now #in any case if someone wants to unfollow or block me because of the Rollo content that’s okay #I understand if some people are just uncomfortable with him as a concept #but his presence is gonna be pretty neutral/positive on my blog because I really enjoy his character so this is a heads up #with that said why is it always the weird ass French boys for me #I can’t escape #I’m having so much brain rot for this event it’s unreal #I really hope the tension carries all the way through and there isn’t some light hearted cop out that happens near the end #honestly a Rollo overblot would be very cool but I wonder if that’s too many assets for one event #although… they did give Rollo a bunch of sprites and even a VA so who’s to say 👀👀👀

[meownotgood]

pop up parade aki!!!

#no ass. and all DICK #the bakery went fucking bankrupt there's absolutely no cake #no really he's so damn flat #there is absolutely nothing #lol he's so much cuter irl than in the pictures #I'm glad they changed the pop up parade based because these ones are much nicer #his cute faaaaaace... #he's very detailed for such a little thing #I like the details on his clothes and the back of his tie with the short part tucked in #a silly face that I want to kiss #aki <3

[gophergal]

Bi-han: little brother, it's time for you to learn about the gift passed down in our blood. That which sets us apart from everyone you'll meet

Kuai: cryomancy is no mystery to me

Bi-han: not that gift. The Ass Of Sub-Zero. The ass you and I share, that our grandfather had before us. An ass like two halves of round, ripe melon. An ass that glows like moonlight on fresh snow

#gopher rambles #mortal kombat #shitpost #this is incredibly stupid but extremely funny to me #ice dad wasn't allowed to be subzero because his ass was flat as a pancake #peepaw zero took one look at his son and said “you dishonor this family with that thing. no son of mine lacks a dumptruck”

[kurokoros]

not to keep complaining about season four, but literally why does eddie munson exist as a character? this isn’t about joseph quinn. this isn’t about the character being overhyped. this isn’t about shipping. eddie has zero substance that couldn’t have been copy/pasted to a different characters plotline, namely: steve, jonathan, and will.

high school boy that’s seen as a freak or outsider by his peers? jonathan byers was already established as being this character for two entire seasons.

high school boy is ostracized after being seemingly involved in the murder of one of his classmates, wherein he was the last one to see her alive? also jonathan. the duffers so easily could have given him his own plot in S2 where the hollands believe he’s involved in barb’s disappearance/death because he was literally the last one to see her alive. you mean to tell me that between steve, tommy h and carol NONE of them told the cops that jonathan byers was creeping around that night? bullshit. in the original pilot draft callahan even outright calls jonathan a suspect because of the punk/metal/rock/whatever poster he has hanging up on his wall.

dustin has an older male friend? steve. commit to killing a fan favorite instead of inventing a new character to provide a budget version of the same concept.

male character whose character arc is “not running away”? they literally did this with steve in S1 but with more impact, no cheap death, and more subtlety. tommy h literally screams at steve to “run away, just like you always do” and steve almost does exactly that at the end of S1, but comes back to save nancy and jonathan, completing that brief arc.

male character has ties to music to be relevant to the “music saves people” theme of the season? jonathan and will are both right fucking there. their thing in S1 was music.

steve gets another guy his age to bond with and they slowly realize they were wrong about their previous judgements of each other? jonathan. fucking. byers. this would have been full circle after jonathan expressing his dislike of steve while monster hunting with nancy in S1.

implied shitty dad? jonathan and steve???

literally why does eddie exist? what function does he provide that other characters couldn’t do, or haven’t already done in the past? duffers stop bloating your cast with unnecessary characters challenge when

#also. and this is completely spiteful. but eddie never should have been able to get the jump on steve with that bottle #steve has been dealing with shit for three seasons at this point #he's dealt with violence and torture. and there were other people there he needed to protect #he would have knocked noodle boy eddie flat on his ass #stranger things #stranger thoughts #anti eddie munson #so sorry but i'm tagging that one in case people have the tag blocked #because yeah this post is not edward friendly

[ratatatastic]

huh... thats new... he usually falls in FRONT of the net

florida panthers @ boston bruins game 3 | 5.10.24

#matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #fell on his ass because skate too fast skate hit wall oh bump fall #is it really matty if he isnt falling on the ice #hes beauty hes grace he will fall flat on his face #rats cant traverse on ice this is true dude just trust me

[ndostairlyrium]

via @star--nymph

#she's staring because she's actively looking for it #nancy drew and the mystery of the missing butt #'his thousand yard stare and flat ass' meme #.....u know her more than I do at this point lmaoo #ankh #cullen rutherford #primula #ndo sta l'art tag #roasting strudel

[atanxdoesstuff]

nejisasu doodle! a universe where the hyuuga's slavery bs doesn't get ignored and Neji and Sasuke are better off for it (and also they're married)

#digital art #naruto fanart #artists on tumblr #hyuuga neji #uchiha sasuke #doodle #nejisasu #sasuneji #i personally have hit them with the aspec and qpr beam #but it can be read as romantic lol #sasuke is totally a huge ass brat in a happier world #but like in an adorable and funny way #i really wanted to draw sth digitally so i just went through my sketchbook and drew a scene i liked #also i experimented with brushes a bit because normally i start with a flat ass no texture colour layer #and i think csp did not like that because when i first exported the file it was like 21 fucking MB #like normally my pngs end up around 5 MB #and the canvas was the same size #i figure since there was no real continuous plane of colour more information has to be saved? anyway i scaled the png down by like 50 perce #this is inspired by an au of mine in fact the sketch i adapted was for that au but i decided fuck it #vanilla characers (-ish) it is #yall i cant fucking believe how the hyuuga side branch is treated in the series #and how sasuke is treated!! kakashi fr acts like hes a spoiled brat when his entire family was murdered and he was fucking tortured #and has been alone since he was like 7 #yeah he is a bit of an ass but spoiled?? #also kakashi fr saying in the prelims that the hyuuga are konoha's best clan like excuse me what dojutsu do u have in ur eyesocket?? #its wild ive been reading naruto parallel to writing my fanfic for the first time and its certaintly... something #also the sandaime going like each person in the village is my preicous person uhuh each person except all of the uchiha apparently #and except the hyuuga side branch. and all the people sent on traumatising missions #and all the people he lets danzo kidnap and brainwash #and naruto who he let grow up all alone. and all the people he sends to die fighting for a perpetual cycle of violence :D fun stuff!

[arcadekitten]

Silly question, I know. But do things like deez nutz jokes exist in your works? and if they do how would they work? because to my knowledge your characters Don't have genitalia (My bad if it sounded rude at all)

Doesn't sound rude, no worries!

I mean, things like "Joe Mama" jokes already exist. Also as I've said in the past, none of the characters actually speak real english--the works are just written in english and the work is like a translation from their world to ours. There's no France in my games but I'm sure characters would still describe a french braid as being a french braid.

There's also some moments in my games that seem like they would relate to vulgar things in real life, but they're usually never actually finished and leave the player to infer what said character was talking about. I'm sure many players finish the sentences easily in their heads, but they probably don't think the same things that I know the game is actually referring to. Does that make sense? I feel like I explained it very confusingly. And it might not relate all that much to your original question. oh well!

For example the above screenshots would make the majority assume the involvement of genitalia, but there is actually none present.

#Like Crowven didn't kick this guy in his genitals because he doesn't have any #but in real life that is similar to what he did #by kicking him in his flat doll-like crotch #Fun Here For Sweethearts fact: The full graffiti is “AETHER WEST CAN SUCK MY ASS” #i kinda went on a tangent sorry LOL #noisrevverse #lore #? #ask

[parasitic-saint]

i cant keep explaining slash shipping to normal people and then just receiving a "that doesn't make any sense" WHERE'S YOUR FUN??? YOUR WHIMSY??!?!? YOUR IMAGINATION???!???

#the parasite talks #like idk what to say to you i was just making a fun joke about the onceler x jack frost era and now im here explaining #the whole history of shipping and the joke is completely dead and buried like my hopes of feeling normal and not terminally online... #also them not understanding the tf2 ships????? at least some accept the heavy and medic ship but just cant wrap their heads around snipersp #LIKE THATS A BASIC ONE HOW ARE YOU GONNA LOOK AT ME WHEN I GET THE MERASMUS AND SOLDIER OR HEAVY AND SCOUT #what do you mean you cant ship demoman and soldier?? hi??? is this thing on??? #how are you gonna react to the big four/ rise of the brave tangled dragons #just have fun for a bit.... it really doesnt need to be logical or make sense sometimes i just want to see two hot women making out #what do you mean i cant thing abt glados in her robot form and the hotel in her building mode and pass out because i know the chemistry #between them would be so toxic it would disintegrate me like the elephant's foot??? sorry for having fun with the media i interact with #actually no im not sorry just have fun for once im begging here sorry my brain is so massive and my ass so flat

[blujayonthewing]

so I'm making a full satyr costume and my intention for the hooves was to more or less follow this guy's concept, with the hooves on a hinge (not pictured but he explained that they're also attached from the top center with elastic, so they don't fall too far downward), and I like this in theory because it preserves the way the bottoms of platform heels are curved for a more natural gait, where a lot of Hoof Shoes build a platform onto the bottom and make it completely flat

... but in practice I WAS intending to make my hooves out of apoxie sculpt, and I am a LITTLE concerned that if hooves like this made of a hard solid material instead of soft eva foam swivel down too far and catch on the floor when I'm trying to take a step I'll eat shit and break my neck

#if they're made of foam I can accidentally hit the edge of them and they'd just squish out of the way.... but maybe I'm overthinking this #his legs and hooves are also still the best and most natural looking Satyr Look I've seen yet #unfortunately I'm not doing legs like this because the benefits of 'it looks good and I don't have to figure out how to make pants' #were outweighed by 'trying to costume around my whole entire ass being out' gkfjhdfkg #admittedly the flat chonky platforms ARE probably a lot easier to stand up in lol #not that I've practiced wearing mine very much without the heels but it's WAY easier to walk in them than to stand still #but I also like-- in theory-- the idea of the hooves having some mobility for a more natural look in motion #WE'LL SEE MAN. I'M KINDA WINGING A LOT OF THIS HERE LOL #about me