Sasuke, catching Neji staring at the only bed in the room: "You're blushing."
Neji, trying not to imagine what Sasuke and Naruto do in that bed: "It's hot in here. Setting the thermostat to such a high temperature is bad for the environment."
Sasuke, staring: "We don't rely on heating to stay warm. We have sex to generate heat."
Neji, with an eye twitch, consumed by unwanted images: "..."
Sasuke: "Tch. I'm kidding. Naruto cranks the heat up for his tropical plants."
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sasuneji could have become konoha's biggest power couple and actually changed the shinobi world for the better, btw
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The Chaotic energy of Team Seven and Team Gai combined only gets worse after the war. Not just because they all got older and a little more chaotic, but because they start dating each other.
Tenten and Sakura make an interesting couple because sometimes they’ll do questionable, perhaps slightly illegal things and other days Sakura will convince Tenten to take her weapon’s and try to fight a giant boar for fun.
Lee and Neji are the definition of chaotic energy. There is no challenge the two of them won’t commit to doing, and the entire village is watching with batted breath as they dive head first into a new sort of trouble. Absolutly nothing is helped by Naruto being a god level shinobi because to him that mean’s he’s near invincible and can do any dumb thing he wants.
Sasuke and Neji are a lot kore chill then their teammates, but they’re also the amalgamation of ‘pissed off at someone in a position of power and ready to make it their problem’. Sasuke gets immense pleasure out of making the elders lives a living hell and not only dies Neji support this, he outright eggs Sasuke on. Nothing is made better for the two old coots with Kakashi as Hokage because everytime they complain he mentions something about ‘divine justice’ and continues doing paperwork. Neji isn’t as willing to piss Hiashi off at first, but with Sasuke’s full support and some brilliant ideas he quickly finds a new love for making the old man tear out his hear and beg his long lost brother to do something about his unruly child.
Kakashi and Gai are, of course, the pure definition of child like chaos shoved into two grown men’s bodies.
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Sasuke, cranky: “It’s hot.”
Neji, trying to sleep: “The thunderstorm will help the temperature. Throw the covers off.”
Sasuke, frowning: “I’m used to sleeping in the nude.”
Neji, expression blank: “Absolutely not.”
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hyuuga Neji/Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Mikoto & Uchiha Sasuke
Characters: Hyuuga Neji, Uchiha Sasuke, mentions of Sasuke's parents and Hiashi, mentions of Team Taka
Additional Tags: Grief/Mourning, Past Child Abuse, Past Torture, Romance, Mutual Pining, POV Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Sasuke Has Issues, Uchiha Sasuke Needs a Hug, Hyuuga Neji Lives, Post-Fourth Shinobi War, sasukeweek2023, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Summary:
Shadows flicker across the young man's face, his long dark hair framing his face perfectly. Neji takes off his forehead protector, revealing the curse mark still etched on his pale forehead, a lifetime reminder of what his own family, his own clan had done to him.
Something warm spreads through Sasuke's chest, something that has nothing to do with the fire. Neji's handsome features – has he always been so attractive ? - are somber, a mix of sadness and ever burning anger in them. His pale eyes watch the fire with a determination that Sasuke has seen often in his own mirror.
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A SasuNeji one-shot based on the "Bonds" and "Goals" prompts of Sasuke Week 2023.
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