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sheep-from-rad · 1 year

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Spicy Imagines (ft. Alhaitham and Kaveh) Genshin x Reader

Note: I had these ideas as separate fanfics but it was too short so I just made them into one. I would have published it earlier this week but I have fallen down the Alhaitham/Kaveh angst rabbit hole and wasn’t able to get up from it until this afternoon. Anyway, enjoy!~ Extra note (please read): I will be entering the big city soon meaning I will be leaving some of things here at home. I might not be able to go publish a fanfic for weeks and weeks because it will be a clinical internship. Still, I will try my hardest to make content!~ Warnings: spicy, mentions of bondage and toys XD <Masterlist 1> ------- <Masterlist 2>

Kaveh

Being an architect and being named as the Light of Kshahrewar, being meticulous and having an eye for detail is something that Kaveh is very talented with.

Whenever Alhaitham is out, he makes his merry way to make the shared house more ‘homey’. He’ll decorate it with paintings, with flowers, and with furniture, which sometimes lead to petty fights whenever the scribe is home.

Having an eye for detail is probably one of the things why after one magnum opus, he found himself down in debt and still drowning in it. Well, it’s not like he can just make a building and that’s it right?

He takes the habits of looking out for detail everywhere especially inside his room once the doors have closed and his roommate is out.

Kaveh will take his time typing you up with the ribbons that he soaked in warm water beforehand, making sure that it won’t leave a mark on your skin. That after all is his job to do and not the ribbon’s job.

He’ll fix the lights inside his room, making sure that it will show the awaiting flower fastened with ribbons on his bed.

Kaveh is taking longer than usual. His eyes already darkened by the dim lit room looked like predatory glances at the corner of the room. His hands skillfully erased and redraw the lines in his sketchbook, taking notes of every detail present in front of him. It’s fascinating how he never seemed to miss any detail at all. From the ribbons that tie your thighs apart, to the sweat that drips from your neck down to your chest, to the way your eyes roll from every thrust the hand operated toy gives you, and to the wetness that pools and is slowly staining the sheets beneath you.

It’s a shame that the paper and charcoal can’t capture your whines and pitiful whimpers but that’s for him to savor once he puts his sketchbook down.

Alhaitham

Theoretical and then practical. It is one unwritten law that every scholar learns once they enter the Akademiya. A lesson that became a practice to Alhaitham even after his days as a scholar.

While it is a standard, it is not really something that should be done in everything. If it wasn’t for Kaveh noticing his attempts for courting and then for sure Alhaitham would still be spending his nights wide awake reading books about courting and planning the best possible scenario to make you say yes.

Alhaitham was very vanilla behind closed doors. He’ll make sure that both of you are satisfied and properly cleaned every night you lay together. If he makes a mark that sure will bruise, he’ll look at the ice crates and make sure you’re treated properly before he can go to sleep so you won’t worry about covering anything when morning comes.

It all comes to a stop when a tired student accidentally passes a folder with an erotic book instead of his thesis proposal. This man hates novels, he just reads them for the sake of reading and then forgets they exist afterwards.

He’ll rather stick with boring and nonsensical drafts made by students than read a romance book but here he is spending his whole night trying to make sense of the book and a mind full of thoughts on how he could make use of the book.

You wondered what happened. The best guess that he’s stressed out from the ‘junk’ that the scholars are passing on his desk. There was never a time where his office was clean and lucky for him the ceilings are high or else the room will really be flooded with papers by now. One particular harsh thrust pulled you out of your head evoking a loud moan at the same time and knocking you off your hands and knees.

“Oh god !”

The said man only let out a miniscule smile as he continued the rough pace. “There is no god here darling, you’re calling the wrong being”, he said, emphasizing each word with a thrust. HE snaked his hands underneath your form, scooping you up from the sheets, before resting it on your throat.

“You know my name right? Why don’t you call it that?” As he felt your heartbeat tripled in pace, Alhaitham mentally thanked the student that accidentally passed the book. Maybe he should consider their thesis proposal.

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omoghouls · 2 years

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Izzy tagging along with Ed and Stede for something and complaining the entire time but not making any move to separate himself from them. They’re annoying, he’s bored, everyone’s an idiot, his feet hurt, he’s tired, he’s hungry, he’s thirsty, he needs to pee, he’s thirsty again, he needs to pee badly, he’s thirsty again but he’s also gonna piss if they waste any more time on nonsense. Finally Stede turns and smiles in the super forced “you’re getting on my last nerve but I don’t want you to know that” way, patting his back and asking if Izzy needs help going potty since he’s having such a hard time managing it quietly and privately. He reaches down and pats Izzy’s bum, telling him he’s just checking no one’s made a weewee in his undies yet before suggesting they help him aim and get it all out or asking if he needs to have a little accident if handling his own business is too much for him to handle. They could probably change him without too many people noticing, if he was going to choose to wet himself to get their undivided attention.

Iyvigcycyfgyxf oMG

Izzy joining because he's Ed's guard dog- he follows him around even if that means getting bored out of his fucking mind /and/ having to tolerate Bonnet for this long- so, he doesn't want to stray too far (though Bonnet is really wishing he would if all he is going to do is whine xD)

However, Stede is good at silent "dad mode"- asking Izzy if he's planning on piddling all over the floor, just as he does on the ship when his poor little bladder can't hold it anymore? Surely someone around this establishment would be understanding when they asked for something to clean Izzy and Izzy's puddle up~♡

Oh god Izzy is turning red in the face, those complaints just turning into unintelligible whines and tells for Stede to shut up- for once its just silence between the three, until Izzy is kinda elbowing Stede and leaning up to whisper that perhaps, just maybe he's very close to having an accident. Maybe Ed and Stede give a look to eachother and both pat Izzy's shoulders like, "Ooh you're a big boy, Iz. You can hold it 'til we get back on ship, or, can find somewhere to go and we'll catch up with you later on."😎

#m #omorashi #omocute #fandomo

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dialovers-translations · 3 years

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DIABOLIK LOVERS VERSUS SONG Bloody Night Vol.Ⅵ Mini Drama “Shuu VS Laito”

Original title: 録り下ろしミニドラマ｢シュウVSライト｣

Source: Diabolik Lovers VERSUS SONG Bloody Night Vol.Ⅵ Mini Drama

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Toriumi Kousuke & Hirakawa Daisuke

Translator’s note: Shuu and Laito are such an interesting combination because there’s so much low key tension between them. xD It is pretty obvious that they really cannot stand each other, since they’re always throwing shade at the other. Honestly, I’d argue that there’s more negative vibes between these two, than between Shuu and Reiji. At least in the latter’s case, they still have some things they can agree on and being fully blood related, they are often more similar to one another than they’d like to admit. These two are just so conflicting in every way, it’s bound to lead to trouble. xD

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The scene starts in the limousine.

*Rustle rustle*

Laito: ...Come on, Bitch-chan...~ Don’t get distracted. Focus on me. ...Nfu~ We’ve been blessed with this opportunity to mess around in the limousine, so let’s enjoy ourselves to the fullest. Nfu~

You point out a sleeping Shuu.

Laito: Nfu...~ Shuu’s definitely asleep alright. However, what’s wrong with that? He won’t wake me up anyway, so you can ignore him. Even if he were to wake up, I doubt he’d bat an eye as us. Just like always.

*Rustle*

Laito: More importantly. I’m aching so veeeeery much right now, you see...~

Laito scoots closer.

*Rustle*

Laito: Come on...Can you tell? My body feels hotter than usual, doesn’t, it?

*Rustle*

Laito: Aah~ I wonder if it’s because the full moon is nearing...Nfu~ Ah~...

He corners you.

Laito: During those boring lectures, you were on my mind the whole time, you know? I couldn’t stop fantasizing about the different ways I could enjoy myself with you.

You get flustered.

Laito: Nfu~ What a lovely reaction. What do you think? Don’t you want to know the specifics of my amazing fantasies?

You shake your head.

Laito: Hmm...~? You don’t? Geez, Bitch-chan, you’re really acting like some saint right now. However, there’s no point in trying to hide it. I can read you like an open book after all.

Laito licks your ear.

*Sluuuurp*

Laito: Come on...Tell me the truth. Feeling ashamed is nonsense, you see.

You continue to deny it.

Laito: Haah...You sure are stubborn, Bitch-chan. If you’d just admit to it, I could take you to Paradise right here, right now. With these fangs of mine, that is. Nfu~

He kisses your neck.

Laito: Mmh...Nn...

*Smooch*

Laito: Haah...You want it, don’t you?

You shake your head once more.

Laito: Geezー You’re so dishonest, Bitch-chan! I suppose I have no other choice but to ask it directly to your body then~ ...ーーUgh!

He pins you down.

*Rustle*

Laito: Well, I suppose you could just think of this as one of our little experiments, but nights with a full moon are a little troublesome, you see?

You try and escape his grip.

*Rustle rustle*

Laito: Ugh...! Don’t you dare make a fuss. Do you want to die? Nnh...

*Rustle*

Laito: ...Nfu~ Behave, okay?

Laito bites you.

*Gulp gulp gulp*

Laito: ...Aah. Haah...~ Just as I thought, it’s super effective. This is the best way to get you to be honest.

*Rustle*

Laito: Aha~ You’re making such a nice face. I can’t get enough of that expression. It turns me on so very, very much...

*Gulp gulp gulp*

Laito: ...Aah~ Say? Show me more of your lewd expressions? Tell me your secrets which you can only expose to me...

*Gulp gulp gulp*

Laito: Ah...Mmh...

*Rustle*

Laito: Did you not hear me? Just don’t mind Shuu. Right now, there’s something much more importaーー

Shuu: Nnh...Shut up.

*Rustle rustle*

Shuu: Can’t you at least pipe down a little when someone is trying to enjoy their nap?

*Rustle*

Laito: Shuu~ You were awake?

Shuu: Because of you two, my Rachmaninov got totally ruined.

*Beep*

Laito: Oh dear, my sincere apologies. If you’re that bothered by it, can’t you just get out of the car? I wouldn’t mind one bit.

Shuu: Haah...You should be the one leaving here. ...I’m sick and tired of that ‘act’ of yours and I’m sure that woman over there feels the same?

Laito: ...!

Laito lunges at Shuu.

Shuu: What a drag.

Laito: ...Shut it.

Shuu: That’s...my line!

Shuu punches him in the stomach.

*THUD*

Laito: ...Kuh!

Shuu: Now stay there and behave for a bit.

He gets up.

Shuu: Well then, you’re up next. ...Come here!

*Rustle*

Shuu: Hurry up...

You frown.

Shuu: It’s you we’re talking about. You should know what to do next...Don’t you?

You shake your head.

Shuu: Haah...You really are a hopeless slowpoke. Hurry up and present it to me.

You pull down your collar.

Shuu: Exactly. Now crawl on top of me like that.

*Rustle*

Shuu: Haha...Like that, you bend to my will in no time. You really are beyond saving. Well, you’d listen to just about anyone as long as they’ll make you feel good, right? Come on, what should you do next? At this rate, you won’t get what you want.

You ask Shuu what to do.

Shuu: Don’t ask me. Use your head a little. Come on.

You shyly peck him on the lips.

Shuu: Hm. ...Haah. What was that just now. A kiss? I know that. Your lips aren’t what I want though? If you were to have any value, it would be in your blood and your blood only, right?

*Rustle*

Shuu: Hurry up and show me your neck. Come on, quick!

*Rustle rustle*

Shuu: Spreading your scent around the whole vehicle...I know Laito was doing it on purpose...Che, but I’ll write over this unpleasant scent...

Shuu bites you.

Shuu: Haha...It hurts? Of course it does. I’m plunging them in deeper than usual after all...

*Gulp gulp*

Shuu: Haah...But this isn’t enough. Not yet. I still haven’t reached the very core of your desire, have I? ...Come on, beg for more.

Laito: Nfufu~ You’re so desperate, Shuu~ Nfu~

Shuu: ...!

Laito: ‘Thanks’ for the present earlier. It’s been a while since I got a good beating. Honestly, if you were always this serious, I wouldn’t get a chance to do with Bitch-chan as I please.

Shuu: ...What are you trying to say?

Laito: You don’t realize it yourself, huh? Hmmm~ In that case, I will be so kind to tell you. In short, you were jealous of me, Shuu.

Shuu: Hah. Jealousy? Why would I be jealous?

Laito: Heeh~ So you won’t admit it? Well, not that I mind. For me, that’s basically best case scenario after all.

Laito approaches you from behind.

Laito: I’ll have my way with this half of Bitch-chan, okay...~?

He bites you.

Laito: Mmh...

*Gulp gulp gulp*

Shuu: ...Oi, Laito!

Laito: ...Haah...What’s the matter...~? You should continue as well. If you claim you’re not jealous, you shouldn’t particularly mind sucking her blood together with me, right? Nfu~ Haahn...

*Gulp gulp gulp*

Shuu: Ugh...Fuck!

Shuu continues drinking your blood too.

*Gulp gulp gulp*

Laito: ...Ah...~ ...Now we’re talking...~

Shuu: ...Ugh, oi, you! You know what will happen if you dare shift your attention to him for even a split second, right?

Laito: ...Oh, how scary~ However, it’s simply impossible for Bitch-chan to show no reaction to my fangs, you know? Haahn...

*Gulp gulp gulp*

Laito: Mmh...

*Gulp gulp gulp*

Laito: Aah~

*Sluuuurp*

Laito: See~? Bitch-chan’s especially weak to the pleasure given to her by my fangs.

Shuu: ...And right after I warned you too. I can only assume you’re begging to be punished. Noー I guess that was your goal all along. In that case, I’ll give you what you want! ...Haahn.

*Gulp gulp*

Laito: Mmh...Nn...

*Sluuuurp*

Laito: Nn...Fufufu~ Bitch-chan...Does it hurt? Hm...~ You’re resisting this much. You should just accept Shuu’s fangs. If you do, you’ll be able to feel amazing, you see~ ...I’ll lend you a helping hand as well.

Laito sinks his fangs in once more.

Shuu: ...Hah. As to be expected from a freak, you’ve got some screws loose.

Laito: ...Nfu~ This is just who I am. Besides, I wish you’d stop assuming you can rear me up with the same words over and over, Shuu.

Shuu: That’s what I want to say. I bet you’re actually boiling inside, aren’t you? With jealousy, that is. ...Oi, you should focus on me. Mmh...

Laito: I might be~ ...However, I can take that in as well, and turn it into pleasure. So I don’t mind you continue to make her feel better and better.

Shuu: ...I can’t understand you.

Laito: I never wanted you to. I’m sure you’ll never be able to comprehend. Not a spoiled brat (1) like you.

Shuu: Hah. Well, whatever. Let’s have fun.

Laito: I will regardless~ ...Come on, Bitch-chan, let’s get high together.

Laito bites you.

*Gulp gulp*

Shuu: ...Haah, honestly, you’re such a troublesome woman too.

Laito: You’ve got that wrong. This is a blessing from Heaven. In compensation for her blood, she gets to experience what no other human can, and sink deep into the bottomless abyss of pleasure.

Shuu: ...I guess I don’t need to hold back then.

Laito: Exactly. There is no need to.

Shuu: I’ll suck you until you die...

Laito: You heard him~ ...Aren’t you glad, Bitch-chan? This is the very beginning of our never-ending car ride~ (2) Nfu~

*Rustle rustle*

ーー THE END ーー

Translation notes

(1) Laito calls him お坊ちゃま or ‘obo-chama’, which is often transted as ‘young master’ in Japanese, referring to the (eldest) son of a rich household. I suppose Laito is referring to the fact that as the first-in-line, Shuu might have gotten somewhat of a special treatment as a child, even though the whole family was obviously well-off.

(2) ドライブ or ‘doraibu’ obviously comes from the English ‘drive’, but it doesn’t just mean ‘to drive’ in Japanese. Instead, it is used to refer to a car ride one makes for pleasure, such as taking your car with you on vacation to drive around and enjoy the ceremony.

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thatoneao3writer · 3 years

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I promise I'm still brainstroming the Ranboo angst I swear, lmao. Jus outta my angst central mood at the moment so I will repent to all in Team Fluff with some fluff XD.

I've jus been having Skephalo thoughts I guess. I like to think that Skeppy in fully armoured diamond form is ridiculously heavy, like stupidly so. If he walked on a dock it would crack and most likely break kinda heavy but in everyday/non-armoured form he's the weight of a pretty heavy human. His fights against the TT are usually only in light diamond form because he doesn't want to seriously hurt anyone if they manage to land a punch.

N I assume Bad is pretty strong being a demon and would have little trouble picking him up in casual form. This would defo lead to impromptu piggybacks and Bad swearing he could lift Skeppy in his full diamond form before nearly breaking all the vertebrae in his spine.

This leads me to believe that whenever Skeppy is being whiny and clingy - the sorta mood where he won't leave Bad alone and keeps interrupting his conversations - Bad jus picks him up and yeets him.

I'm talking this dude gets the max amount of height he can, which is always way more than at all necessary, and lands in the furthest away soft space there is - usually a sofa or blanket pile.

Unfortunately for Bad, Skeppy starts turning it into his own personal game for when he's bored. He'll see how far Bad dashes him and test if it changes depending on how annoying he's being.

Another mini Skeppy thought would be that whenever he visits the TT base he's always more armoured than his casual form at the Hive, so he's quite a bit heavier than normal but not as heavy as when they're fighting.

It's not so much that he doesn't trust the titans, it's just that he's heard a lot of stories of the nonsense that goes on and he'd like to keep his limbs if anything blows up.

Quackity learns of this the hard way when he attempts to hip bump him outta the way and plants himself on his ass XD.

Also, I know Skeppy is normal height in this AU but does he have a mini 2'2" form the way Bad has his 9'6" one?

If so then I love the idea of prankster Skeppy jus shrinking so he can fit in cupboards and vents. Dream would put snacks in a high cupboard so Skep can't scarf em all but he'd still stand on the counter to grab em. If Dream walks in when he's got his hand in the cooke jar (literally) he'd jus jump in the cupboard and sit in there until he leaves again.

He can't control his form when he's heavily injured/exhausted so that leads to half armoured (which is pretty damn heavy, considering he's usually only light armoured for TT fights) and shrunken Skeppy hobbling off the battlefield. This type of form takes no energy to maintain because it's the natural form of gemfolk, entirely made of diamonds and tiny. Others forms require him to increase/decrease diamonds and increase his size (which takes a lot less energy than changing his armour).

Bad adores tiny Skeppy. So Skep will always go to him when he's tired so he can nap next to him, sometimes he'll purposefully shift forms and pretend to be tired so he can bask in Bad cooing at him.

Bonus (sorry this is getting long) Rocco also works in a similar way where he can increase his size but not his armour since he's always made of diamonds and not a powerful enough creature to conjure thicker diamonds. He only uses it to protect Skeppy when he's knocked unconscious or when Rat gets in a nippy mood and chases him around the base. The latter more so he can move faster than the tiny doggo (who doesn't waste hellhound form on him XD) rather than so he can fight her.

~ Monopoly Anon XD

Awww these are adorable Mono! Also, yes! Tiny Skeppy is now canon ><

#ttau #skeppy #badboyhalo #ask #monopoly anon

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natsumiheart · 3 years

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I look at a lot of stuff on Pinterest and one of people's reasons on why Oumasai is toxic is because Kokichi made Shuichi want to kill himself? Something tells me this is wrong but I'm not sure what proves it wrong. (I mean they also point out that Kokichi mocks Shuichi for mourning Kaede-) I'm asking about this because its been eating at me and trying to prove that it isn't toxic.

Hooo boy this is gonna be long so buckle up! I’m sorry I couldn’t make this shorter I just really go all ace attorney mode when it comes to this type of stuff.

Sorry if there are any mistakes or some parts are too confusing my internet might go soon so I can’t proofread and edit anymore!

I think what they’re referring to is how Shuichi got really depressed after discovering that the world had ended, but how can it be Kokichi’s fault? He literally wasn’t the mastermind, he didn’t make all that stuff up. Heck, he was the first one to even see that motive and on his own it was way worse to deal with. His behaviour was so out of line that Kaito got fed up with him and punched him for the nonsense he was saying.

The motive was supposed to make everyone fall to despair, it’s purpose was legit what happened to Miu where she NEEDED to go out to help out the world before everyone was gone. The motive was MEANT to be seen to make the game “More interesting” but Kokichi didn’t let the others see it until he finally convinced them that he’s the mastermind. If he didn’t the Mastermind would find a way to show it to them in a different way and there’s no knowing what could happen, and if he showed it to them himself they’re bound to believe what he’s saying considering the fact it’s obvious he already knew about this. He took that motive to basically make everyone give up on trying escape by killing each other, since as the mastermind he said “The game’s over now! There’s no point.” to prevent another murder from happening. AND IT WORKED, for a long while no murder took place but of course the actual mastermind couldn’t just sit idly and let the game be “boring” (Which was Kokichi’s goal) So they made a flashback light that Maki ended up seeing and calling the others to see, and the flashback light made everyone including Maki believe that Kokichi was a remnant of despair. They wanted to get rid of Kokichi for messing with the game and taking over their position, and this was their way to do it.

So, after all that, if others see that KOKICHI was the reason Shuichi wanted to give up for a second there. Then I really don’t know what to say. Shuichi has went through so much already because of the killing game and Kokichi’s attempt to stop the killing game is not the reason he wanted to give up. It was because he lost a lot his friends and because the world was most probably all gone. At that point he had nowhere to go back to and everything he has worked so hard for was for nothing because there’s nothing left. Kokichi didn’t do anything to Shuichi for him to be the sole reason he suddenly wanted to die. His depression got the best of him after being all alone with his thoughts for a couple of days, not eating or moving just sleeping the entire time. If anyone is at fault it’s the mastermind for making up such a cruel lie that even made Gonta commit murder to “save” the others.

And for the mocking him about Kaede’s death part (Which is literally one line after Shuichi removed his hat) Kokichi at that point had witnessed that the killing game was real and it was going to get him eventually. He wasn’t alright either and he had already started to make everyone hate him, acting more hostile and annoying so they all stay away (since anyone who groups up everyone or brings them hope will end up like Kaede did) He didn’t want to be the next Kaede or Rantaro. It started with that line but in the end he cut off all ties he had (if he had any) in chapter 4 so that they have no doubt that he is only full of malice and that he is indeed the mastermind.

“But how do you know that he has been devising that plan since back then?” Remember the “horse a” message? the first letters were added to it right before the next morning after the first trial where Shuichi entered the dining room without his hat. If you don’t believe me, here’s a paragraph from well written wiki!

Sometime between the end of the first trial and the morning of the next day, Kokichi would begin to devise of a plan to get everyone to think that he was the mastermind of this killing game, willing to be seen as evil for the sake of ending this madness. To begin this plan, he would leave a subtle message in the courtyard "Horse A", which he would later fill in with more letters as the killing game continued.

And here’s the source if you wanna check for yourself: Click here!

If it wasn’t already obvious, Kokichi is a LIAR. And his biggest lie of being the mastermind started after he saw the deaths of Rantaro and Kaede. That first chapter affected Kokichi a lot, he lied and lied to hide it but he was shaken up by the sudden death of Rantaro and was devastated by Kaede’s death. Though all he could say at her last moments is that she wasn’t boring. Because he knew, if he was truthful? Eyes would be on him immediately and he would be in danger.

Kokichi did his best to be the person he would hate the most, he lies so much yet says he hates liars, then says that’s a lie. Making everyone confused as to what the hell is right or wrong in what he’s saying. But he couldn’t keep up his facade forever especially when he was starting to get interested and even attached to Shuichi. In one completely optional scene in chapter 3 he legit says that he doesn’t want Rantaro to be the one who gets resurrected (Though he probably was more interested in him because he obviously knew more than he let on in chapter 1. Asking everyone about the Ultimate Hunt when no one else remembered it until they say the flashback lights, his fight with Hoshi, and how he was so sure that he WILL end the killing game. Kokichi even had his effigy in his room because he saw it as a clue or evidence that can help later, he needed to know what he was hiding and what his talent was.) and despite all that when Shuichi asks why he doesn’t want Rantaro to be the one, he says “Because you’d rather have Kaede back.” Of course he writes it off as a lie, but then right after that he SHOWS Shuichi his interest in Rantaro saying he might be working for the mastermind. The exact lines are:

Kokichi: “What if Rantaro was working for the mastermind? Bringing him to life might be a bad idea.”

(Trying to make Shuichi believe that he really did lie there about his reason why he didn’t want Rantaro to come back by making him believe that THIS was the real reason. I don’t know exactly if he entertained the idea or not, but he most probably did not believe Rantaro to be the mastermind here. He might have even made up that killing game anime he was talking about. Its’ real for us but might not be for them.)

Shuichi: “N-no that’s idiotic! Rantaro couldn’t have been working for the mastermind...:

“But is it really impossible? We only knew Rantaro for a short time. He did seem as though he was kind of used to the killing game”

The “used to” in that sentence was highlighted. THIS was Kokichi’s intention, to make Shuichi realise that Rantaro knew more than he let on. Which reinforces Kokichi’s interest in him. But Shuichi fell for Kokichi’s trap earlier and didn’t notice at all that he slipped the fact Rantaro would give more information.

It’s confusing I know, Kokichi’s thing is mind games after all. But what I’m trying to say is that for Kokichi’s goal to figure out this killing game and how to end it Rantaro would be most ideal to bring back but he just wanted to tell Shuichi that he’d rather have Kaede instead just so he’s happy. The evidence for that is how even after he says its a lie he lowkey shows Shuichi he’s more interested in Rantaro instead. It reminds me of those scenes where he says “WAAAHH I THOUGHT YOUD KNOW I HATE COFFEE” then right after he’s like “I’m tired of all that crying can I have a cup of coffee please.” Or “I actually can’t taste anything!” then “anyway my faves are spice and sugar!”

Kokichi did say something insensitive when he said “Is it cause Kaede died or whatever?” but it didn’t bother Shuichi at all he just brushed it off since he saw how he acted in the trial earlier. It wasn’t a surprise to him. Kaede’s death affected Kokichi too, and that line doesn’t match up with what he said about bringing Kaede back.

You never know what’s the truth and what’s a lie with Kokichi, everything he says contradicts each other. So how is it that all these people who hate Kokichi and call him toxic take his worst lines or moments as the truth when the context of his entire character and motive says otherwise. When he had to crush Shuichi the most so he believes that he is full of malice without a single doubt. To make him believe he was really the mastermind immediately, so he doesn’t go all detective on him like he usually does.

Kokichi’s actions were terrible yes but they were LIES he did it for a purpose that’s what makes him a grey character when in a KILLING GAME. It’s shown in salmon team that under normal circumstances the two would get along and Shuichi would want to learn more about Kokichi and his true self.

TLDR; Leave these children be, they were in a killing game. No ship is toxic unless it’s shown that person was terrible / messed up from the start and would hurt whoever they’re with. Those users just obviously don’t like Kokichi and hate seeing him with anyone XD and it’s obvious with how they blame him over a motive Monokuma/ the Mastermind has created and straight up ignoring the intentions behind his actions.

Now without evidence and stuff, truly speaking from my heart from here with full on bias XD

I get hating a character or a ship but oh my god can you not spread misinformation for others to feel obligated to agree? Toxic is such a strong word and I hate how people keep associating it with every ship they dislike. Making others feel bad for what comforts them! If Saiouma was so toxic how come it makes so many people happy? How come it makes people literally calm down, stop crying, and feel warm. Saiouma is one of the most adorable and realistic ships out there... Don’t ruin it for everyone else just because you don’t agree with how we feel. Just say you’re not a fan and move on!

Anyway don’t worry your ship is very valid! You can continue supporting them without feeling any guilt and if anyone calls it toxic they can see me so I break their kneecaps.

#rant #tw suicidal thoughts #oumasai #saiouma #shuichi saihara #kokichi ouma #danganronpa #drv3 #new danganronpa v3 #ndrv3 #i came to save a draft of a drawing to post tonight then saw this ask #AND I LEGIT SPENT 3 HPURS JUST WRITING AND PROOF READING AND STUFF PFPFP #call my otp toxic and youre dead ya hear #hope my answer helped you!#ill post the drawing tomorrow this is more important

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ridiasfangirlings · 3 years

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So Scepter 4 is a normal municipal office. Cathedral is just a normal church, Homra is just a normal bar and its regulars, jungle is just some gaming site, “Hakumaitou” is just Shiro’s apartment, and Colorless doesn’t exist. But Kokujoji is the richest, oldest, loopiest, most influential man in town, and everyone goes along with his Kings nonsense to keep him happy and philanthropic. Habari and Kagutsu didn’t die spectacularly. They retired.

Everyone doing their part to keep the senile bunny-loving old rich man happy XD Maybe Kokujouji was in fact a total anime fan when he was young and in his old age he's convinced himself that he is living in an anime world, where he's the rich influential man who runs all of Japan with the power of his giant magic rock. If he was just some regular guy this wouldn't be a big deal but he also happens to be the actual richest and most influential guy in town, and even though he's clearly a few knives short of a harness everyone has to play along with him or else he could make their lives very difficult.

Munakata and Mikoto probably slightly resent having to play along with this old man's fantasies which is why they tend to be little shits around him in their own ways, Mikoto's supposed to be working as a bouncer in his friend Kusanagi's bar and napping in his break times but no he has to entertain an old guy by pretending he has fire powers. Munakata meanwhile is a young up and coming politician put in charge of some minor department which he is already turning around with spectacular skill and drive and then his predecessor Habari Jin is all 'by the way, Munakata-kun, there is one other aspect to the job' and now he's suddenly supposed to be playing King in his spare time. (It turns out that Munakata actually likes playing King a little too much though and also he finds Suoh Mikoto to be a completely unworthy scene partner and troublesome to work with, which just makes their roles even more believable really.)

Meanwhile Shiro and Weismann are probably two different people, like Hieda is actually Weismann's cousin or something who has to play along pretending to be Weismann because Kokujouji was getting bored watching Munakata and Mikoto fight and decided to start up a whole new storyline. Kuroh and Neko are just random students of Weismann's who he asked to join up, they get all the free rice they want and Neko gets paid double for every pantyshot (she's not doing those for free okay, respect).

Meanwhile Iwafune is an old friend of Kokujouji's who was initially fine with humoring him but is just getting more and more tired of it and is probably trying to steer things in the direction of Kokujouji's character dying so he can get back to being a terrible priest. Hisui is Iwafune's adopted child who really likes this fun website jungle and Iwafune's not really happy when he learns his kid is now apparently the villain of Kokujouji's story, Hisui though thinks it's kinda fun and wouldn't it be interesting if they won. He buys a stuffed fox and throws it at Weismann one day just to get the story rolling and everyone else just has to play along while also trying to do, like, their actual jobs in between.

#k project #Talking K #all of Kokujouji's employees humor him by wearing the bunny masks #maybe this explains why he never does anything even though he's so powerful #he just throws planets at people which is really him tossing tennis balls at Munakata's head #while Munakata has to stand there all dignified wondering why he has to do this #Kagutsu and Habari got tired of it and retired to the Bahamas #Totsuka decided he didn't want to play anymore and tagged out

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ask-iamnotanalicorn · 3 years

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Previous: The Tirek Timeline

The Discorded Timeline

The new Element bearers had not appeared. With nothing to fall back on, Celestia went to face the return of her sister armed only with her determination and desperation. With the knowledge that anything other than subduing her sister would result in Luna’s death or her ponies’ enslavement, Celestia fought with all her heart.

A thousand years hadn’t tempered Nightmare Moon’s madness, but it had grown Celestia’s magical skill. The clash of the last remaining alicorns filled the sky with light and darkness that could be seen across the entire country... including from the gardens of the castle in Canterlot, where a long-dormant statue waited.

If Celestia had known the danger... if she had known that the Tree of Harmony had grown weaker over a thousand years... if she had known that the Element magic used to imprison Discord was weakened with it, and he only needed one significant bit of discord to break the last lock on his prison... she might have preferred allowing Nightmare Moon to take the throne.

Because two alicorn sisters displaying their ground-shattering discord across the skies was more than enough.

Discord caught them mid-battle...and was honestly kinda irritated to find them more focused on fighting each other than challenging him. He couldn’t even set up a good game for them to lose at before he took over! He’d just have to fix that with a bit of chaos magic. A quick boop to the heads, and... well, things didn’t turn out quite like he expected. Celestia became haughty, snide, and violent, but Luna changed out of her (decidedly tacky, but what could you expect from pony fashion) goth look and turned all nice and weirdly remorseful. Luna tried to appeal to her sister, Celestia (who now had an interesting tinge of fire in her mane) unleashed some demeaning verbal attacks, and pretty soon it looked like they were gearing up for another fight, and...

Well, this was stupid. They were so focused on each other, they weren’t even paying attention to him! He’d fix that with another boop on Celestia’s noggin - really annoying, having to un-chaos someone, but at least it put the two ponies on the same side so they could get their priorities straight and focus on...

Ah, yes, there it was! Just what he’d waited for these past thousand years: two alicorn sisters, both staring at him with horror and worry and that oh-so-precious pony determination. Too bad they had already worn themselves out with their fight over who-knew-what. They were almost pathetically easy to overpower, especially with not an Element in sight.

The princesses were his playthings. Equestria would be shifted and reformed under his chaotic whim. And none stood able to challenge him.

The Reign of Discord had begun.

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Meanwhile, Salespitch was visiting Canterlot at just the wrong time, and...

Well, what do you think happens when a lord of chaos notices a pony standing in the middle of the road, trying its hardest to not show how petrified it is, and it has a horn and wings but clearly no alicorn magic? And then said lord of chaos investigates said pony out of curiosity, mocks him about playing princess, and is amazed when said pony actually gets annoyed enough to scold Discord that no, he is NOT an alicorn, he’s never WANTED to be an alicorn, and he would really prefer it if people didn’t mistake him for royalty when he’s just a stallion with a genetic mutation trying to live a normal life!!!

Discord thought that was the funniest thing he’d ever heard.

Long story short, instead of Discording Sales’ personality, Discord just... made his biggest annoyance a reality. Obviously he didn’t give Sales FULL alicorn powers, and what powers he did give him are pretty wonky - the ability to turn random objects into suitcases, and fly upside down, and speak in a dramatic Royal Canterlot Voice at random and totally inconvenient times, etc. The royal regalia was a stroke of genius inspired by one of this new era’s “cartoon characters,” a perky little alicorn called Prince Smiley. (The fact that Sales had once dressed as said character for Nightmare Night was sheer coincidence, although Discord would have found that even more perfect.)

Obviously Sales was horrified, which is really the wrong reaction, because it just made the whole thing funnier to Discord and thus made the draconequus that much less likely to forget about Sales and go pester other ponies. Anonymity is your friend in Discord’s kingdom.

Now, Discord being Discord, he gets bored of things easily - including mocking and tormenting the powerless alicorn princesses. There’s a whole nation to twist and remodel into a true chaotic kingdom! Plenty of other ponies to give him some variety. Turning them to stone would be so gauche and ruin his single moral high ground over the ponies, so when Discord tires of his princess fun, he turns the alicorn sisters into fillies and leaves them with his newly-appointed Prince of Babysitting. After all, shouldn’t an "alicorn” be in charge of baby alicorns? Discord even made him a lovely glass castle with stone windows - more of a cage, really, since Sales can’t leave it, but he has a throne and everything! Discord doesn’t even have to worry about manipulating somecreatures into worshipping the new “prince”; Sales has already got his own cult that fawns over him outside the see-through castle like a fanclub, to Sales’ eternal embarrassment. Yes, this is clearly the best setup Discord could have come up with all around, takes-hand-off-and-pats-self-on-the-back.

Time passes with no end in sight for the madness that has turned Equestria into a kaleidoscope’d chaos playground. Sales kind of falls into a perpetually annoyed resignation. He tries to be grateful - at least he still possesses full control of his mind, unlike so many ponies outside his weird castle. He has the honor of safeguarding the princesses - although he feels guilty that he can’t actually protect them from Discord’s whims. But he can keep them happy, and the few times he gets to talk with them before or after they’ve been in their baby states, Celestia manages to give him a word of encouragement or gratitude. (Plus, well, they ARE pretty adorable as fillies... even if he is NOT the world’s best babysitter and has to figure things out on the fly. He really wishes his mom were here.)

There is one actual advantage to all this. Ironically, Sales has a closer connection with Discord than most; since Discord made Sales the caretaker of the princesses, he actually talks to Sales sometimes. Granted, he mostly treats Sales as a captive audience to whine at when Discord starts getting bored of whatever recent chaotic plan he’s enacted. After all, when EVERYTHING is chaos... well, chaos almost becomes normal, so Discord keeps having to up himself. Sales actually manages to have conversations with him sometimes, and he’s gotten a glimpse of the truth even Discord can’t or won’t recognize: that he’s lonely, dissatisfied, and lacks a real sense of purpose or fulfillment.

Sales has to treat carefully, since annoying or upsetting Discord too much results in chaotic ‘punishments’ that are usually more disorienting and frustrating than actually harmful. But Sales has started picking his ear a little bit with hints that maybe Discord is bored because most creatures subject to his chaos don’t enjoy it like he does? Maybe sharing fun WITH people is better than just having fun for yourself at others’ expense? I mean, look at you, Discord, the only pony you really talk to is a nobody you made into an alicorn just to embarrass him. That’s a pretty lonely way to live, isn’t it?

Sometimes Discord listens while making snarky comments. Other times Discord gets irritated and turns Sales into a tiny alicorn who has to ride around on baby Celestia’s back and try not to get stepped on (or something of that nature). But Sales keeps trying and hoping and praying he’ll get through, because if they ever hope to stop Discord’s reign of chaos... well, it might just take teaching the Lord of Chaos what friendship is.

Even if the only pony currently able to make the effort finds him super annoying.

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Fun Facts About The Discorded Timeline:

- Yes, Luna’s popsicle is her cutie mark. I suppose once she digests it it will reappear back on her flank. XD

- Cadence hasn’t become an alicorn yet in this timeline. The chaos events do lead to her meeting Shining Armor, though, because TRUE LOVE and such :D

- Sales’ cult ABSOLUTELY LOVES THIS SITUATION. I mean, a lot of them hope/expect that Sales will eventually break free and defeat Discord now that he is showing his true alicorn might. Sales yells at them through the walls sometimes, but they have a hard time hearing him, so naturally they make up all sorts of “godly” nonsense he’s supposedly sharing.

- Discord did in fact accidentally cure Luna of the bad magic that was fueling and feeding off her old rage and paranoia. She and Celestia have pretty well made up through these weird events. And as Discord grows bored of their initial humiliation, his torments get less frightening and more, well, just weird, so life is KINDA bearable. Plus they really like Sales now (they don’t remember their adult selves while they are babies, but Discord makes sure they can remember every embarrassing toddler thing they did when they get aged back to normal.)

- Sales doesn’t know what’s going on with his family, they were back home when this happened. He’s hopeful they didn’t get affected too badly. In fact, Featherhorn (his hometown) got turned into a cardboard village and a few ponies had their heads swapped around, but Discord hasn’t made any connection between them and Sales, so he doesn’t think anything special of the place. Mostly just chocolate rain, flying rhinobunnies, and corncob trees. Everypony agrees it could be worse (but not out loud, that’s just ASKING for trouble!) Also Per talks backwards now, but everyone can still understand her (somehow) so it evens out.

- Black DOES run into Discord at one point while trying to sneak into Sales’s castle. Discord thinks he’s just another of Sales’ fanclub, so he turned him blue and forgot about him. Black finds this super annoying, especially when he can’t change his color no matter what magical disguise he makes.

- Don’t even worry about Sombra, he’s not touching a Discorded Equestria with a ten foot pole. Honestly Discord probably went after him as soon as he showed up, adding the Crystal Empire to his chaos kingdom.

- The Changelings are staying the HECK away in their nice little magic-negating castle, the only safe haven from Discord. Pony refugees actually try and go there, although it is tricky to get around the thick forest of living candy Discord erected all the way around their territory. Those who do get in exchange servitude and donations of love for safety. It keeps the changelings fed and the ponies feel safer working for bug-ponies in a place of order than out in the madness of Discord’s land.

- So as you might imagine, Sales can’t break through the glass of his glass castle. If he were to try and smash through the stone windows, though... let’s just say he feels really smart AND really dumb while making his escape attempt. It doesn’t go over well with Discord, especially when he manages to successfully pawn the baby princesses off to some of his cult members (one of whom is Black, don’t worry), who hide them away. This leads to a rather heated conversation when Discord catches up with him... and perhaps a moment of truth where Discord might realize he actually does maybe kinda sorta consider this silly brown pony a friend who he possibly doesn’t want to severely punish as a warning to other ponies who might defy him. Maybe.

- Art note: I didn’t draw a background for this one initially, and then I got around to coloring them and knew it needed SOMETHING. Came up with the glass castle with stone windows because that seems Discord-like. Also baby bottle trees. The idea for breaking the stone windows was literally last minute as I wrote this, so bonus!

Next Week: Industrial Devolution (Flim Flim Universe)

#mlp art #mlp comics #mlp ask blog #IANAA #discord #mlp discord #salespitch

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one-piece-dumpster-fire · 5 years

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hello baby, I'm so glad to have found your blog and I'm totally in love with with it, it's amazing, so beautiful and you write very very welly. anyway can i ask you some headcanons about niji vinsmoke on how he behaves when he is with his crush and what will he do to win her heart? maybe the s/o could be a scientist working for his father! thanks in advance. ♥️🌹

hey there sweetie, thank you so much! Ihope you like what I came up with :)! I tried to write Niji a liiiittle bit more sympathetic than I usually do, but still in character xD

How Niji behaves around his ‘crush’headcanon

many of his emotions are shut down and basically non-existent, but there are certain carnal desires deep within himwhich Niji is capable of recognizing. So when his lust for you morphsinto something different, something more… “soft” he catches onto that immediately and, of course, writes it offas useless

of course he doesn’t acknowledge it asa ‘crush’- pfff can you imagine?

naturally he would try and seek outyour presence more frequently as a strange desire to see you on an almost daily basis starts to develope deep within him, and so Nijioften finds himself wandering into your workplace during his freetimestrolls

although he would spend more time inthe science department of the Germa Kingdom, he will not fake anyinterest in your work. It’s boring, he couldn’t care less, payattention to him instead!

It’s very important to him to make it clearthat he is interested and basically ‘courting’ you, so from now on you are off-limits to others. And in away the Vinsmoke already writes you off as 'his property’

now, as for winning your heart… he doesn’tbelieve in romantic nonsense like gifts, poems, or holding hands. To Niji, being awesome and showinghis greatness around you while also hinting or outright stating hisinterest should be enough. What else do you need? He certainlyisn’t going to send flowers… but he might write a pretty morphed and creepy 'loveletter’, thanks to his sister’s suggestion (since Reiju thinks his interest in you is rather entertaining)

the ultimate moment ofaffection, the most romantic thing he could ever muster up to- is givingyou his half-eaten chocolate or candy bar while making a comment like„here, I don’t want it anymore. Eat it.“ because look, the thingis- he did want to finish it by himself, but his curiosity to see howyou would react to, uhm, this 'gift’ is actually bigger for once

yep that’ll be a thing from now on. Niji always seems to carry some sort of food around when he goes to visityou, and sometimes even drops it so you can pick it up and hand itback to him. That’s how he tries to get your attention. By droppingfood hints

there is no such thing as flirting orconfessing, after a while and once he’s gotten tired of waiting, Niji will just blatantly tell you that he took aninterest, you should feel honored, and now be his

to be fair, he would not really takeyour feelings into consideration either way. When he wants something, he isn’tgoing to stop until he gets it. To some extend he might even thinkabout blackmailing you into being his girlfriend, but… ultimatelyhe decides against it

…and after all, what’s better than havingyou realize his greatness and how profitable a relationship with Nijiis by yourself? Surely you will say yes soon enough and give into him eventually, but untilthen… *drops another half-eaten chocolate bar*

#one piece #vinsmoke niji #that give was a conscious choice he basically yeets his love at you lol #op headcanon #one piece headcanon

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takaraphoenix · 4 years

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Miraculous ladybug for the ask game?

Thanks for playing! There may be more here than for Good Omens, but I’m not THAT deep in this one either, so no promises. xD”

Top 5 favourite characters: Adrien, Alya, Luka, Nino, Kagami

Other characters you like: Juleka and Rose

Least favourite characters: Lila and Chloe!

Otps: Luka/Adrien, Kagami/Marinette, Alya/Nino, Juleka/Rose

Notps: mmmh I don’t really have any, I think?

Favourite friendships: Alya and Marinette, Adrien and Nino

Favourite family:mmmh it’s not like we know a whole lot of families and recently I have been thinking a lot about the fact that Marinette’s parents never question that they can’t get a hold of Marinette and can’t be there to directly protect her when Paris is under attack. Like. She’s a fifteen year old girl, you bet your ass I’ll hunt down my only child and try to be with her during these attacks, or at the very least made damn sure she’s somewhere safe... So... I have started doubting her parents based on that... They’re still a billion times better than Adrien’s fucked up family (even more so now that we met his aunt and cousin :D”), but yeeeah...

Favourite episodes: Desperada, for all three, the Luka content, Luka as a hero and the Adrien angst, also definitely Captain Hardrock because it actually introduces Luka, Silencer, because that Luka/Marinette content was really nice?

Favourite season/book/movie: season 2, probably

Favourite quotes: not really a quote-kinda-gal

Best musical moment: yes, please, give me a musical episode - I mean, come on, they have a BAND!

Moment that made you fangirl/boy the hardest: When Alya got the Fox Miraculous?? I was sooo looking forward to that

When it really disappointed you: every single time Marinette reverts back to her gross possessive behavior when it’s about Adrien. It’s... so exhausting and it was already exhausting in season 1, but the longer this drags on, it becomes cringey as fuck? It’s due time both Marinette and Chat grow the fuck up and start respecting the other person’s boundaries and start seeing them as people. Fully. Because occasionally, they do - and then they take ten steps back again and I am tired

Saddest moment: it’s not really a sad show...

Most well done character death: no one has died yet

Favourite guest star: GRANDPA BEING CALLED BAKERIX IN A CLEAR HOMAGE TO ASTERIX, if that counts

Favourite cast member: it’s a cartoon, so not really actors. And I am so not into tracking or remembering voice actors, so... can’t answer that

Character you wish was still alive: Again, no one has died xD”

One thing you hope really happens: THAT THEY FINALLY FORM AN ACTUAL FUCKING TEAM. Let the other Miraculous holders KEEP THEIR FUCKING MIRACULOUSES. After that disastrous season 3 finale, they GOTTA learn from it! They HAVE to realize how bullshit it is to keep all the Miraculouses in ONE place!!! PLEASE.

Most shocking twist: that Adrien’s mom is being kept in the basement. Like. I always knew Hawkmoth was Adrien’s dad and I suspected he wanted to rewrite reality around Adrien’s mom but that he fucking keeps her body in the basement. Why. What. No. Stop it.

When did you start watching/reading?: Ooof 2016

Best animal/creature: Plagg!!

Favourite location: there aren’t really any impressive locations in this show

Trope you wish they would stop using: Love Triangle. Love triangles can be fun. Admittedly, the Love Square had an interesting twist to it with the secret identities. But when they on top of that Love Square then ALSO added “but oh no! Now BOTH Marinette AND Adrien have ADDITIONAL potential love interests”, this has become some knotted-up nonsense that’s giving me a headache...

One thing this show/book/film does better than others: nothing, really? It got the child heroes, it got the Quippy Boy, it got the female lead who can just do abso-fucking-lutely ANYTHING and is perceived as that kind sweet girl by everyone around her and loved and adored by everyone, it did pretty much all the standard tropes in any superhero or magical girl franchise, but none very outstandingly better than other shows

Funniest moments: uuuhm drawing a blank here

Couple you would like to see: at this point, I would like to see Luka/Marinette and Adrien/Kagami become canon, because the dragged-out Not Good behavior displayed in the Love Square have started to become... uncomfortable for me to watch. I was really on board with them being endgame in season one, but post season 3, I think I’d prefer if both parties genuinely moved on with their new love interests

Actor/Actress you want to join the cast: really not a voice actor kinda person so... *shrugs*

Favourite outfit: Chat’s

Favourite item: mh, I do think that I like the Fox Miraculous the best, design-wise

Do you own anything related to this show/book/film?:I do own a Plagg plushy! ^-^

What house/team/group/friendship group/family/race etc would you be in?: I would be a frequently akumatized human :D” (seriously, that bitch Hawkmoth gets to akumatize everyone over the smallest feelings of upset...)

Most boring plotline: it’s... it’s not like the show has a whole lot of plotlines... unless you really count every single episode’s akumatized person’s plotline... then honestly I think I wouldn’t even remember the most boring ones...?

Most laughably bad moment:I... just... I laughed and screamed at the screen when Hawk Moth got all the Miraculouses, because I have spent over a whole entire season screaming at my screen that it’s irresponsible and dumb to keep them all in one place, instead of leaving them with the individual carriers. Even louder so after the Master got compromised and went into active hiding. Like. It was only a matter of time until Hawk Moth finds you. So that was so incredibly avoidable and the fact that CHLOE ONCE AGAIN shows her greedy needy self-centered side and was the one enabling Hawk Moth was just... really frustrating (can you tell yet that I was not pleased with the season 3 finale? :D”)

Best flashback/flashfoward if any: Hasn’t really done a lot of flashbacks yet and I’m not big on the ones we got. Does Cat Blanc count as a flashforward, because it was also an alternate timeline? Though... I wasn’t really a fan of that either... mmmh...

Most layered character: They’re all not overly layered, in my personal opinion?

Most one dimensional character: I mean the majority of the characters. Like, most of Marinette’s classmates have like one personality trait assigned to them and that’s it? There’s not a lot of depth and character development going on with most of them

Scariest moment: really not a scary show xDDD

Grossest moment: thankfully enough also not a gross show :D

Best looking male: Luuuka I love his character design

Best looking female: Juleka!

Who you’re crushing on (if any): None

Favourite cast moment: I don’t follow those things, even less so with voice acting xD”

Favourite transportation: ...they... uh... had a train that went into space...? xD”

Most beautiful scene (scenery/shot wise): it’s not really a visually stunning show so I got nothing?

Unanswered question/continuity issue/plot error that bugs you: I mean unanswered questions, a lot, considering the show is still on-going! Most of all, what exactly happened to Adrien’s mom

Best promo: I don’t pay attention to these things ^^°

At what point did you fall in love with this show/book: I honestly can’t tell. I mean, I have come to love it, definitely, but I don’t really have one defining moment that I can say “this was it!”

IN DEPTH FANDOM QUESTIONS

#Miraculous Ladybug #In-Depth Fandom Ask Game #send me asks #Anonymous

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cyanidefilledcandy · 4 years

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Out of curiosity, if you had to pick, what would be your favorite scenes from DragonBall Z?

Oh wow! That’s a pretty bloated one. lol I’m pretty sure I’m going to miss a few, but here’s some off of the top of my head.

*Vegeta’s atonement scene. I know, I know. It gets mentioned all of the time and I know people are tired of Vegeta right now, but it’s SUCH a great, emotional scene and such a pivotal moment for him as a character and his story. And I like that it wasn’t overly sappy and his hug was pretty barebones, but it’s very fitting of his character. One of the issues I have with DBZ is that while I LOVE redemption characters, I feel like a lot of them come way too easy. In reality, it can be very difficult to break a worldview you’ve had since you were young, especially if it’s literally how you were raised. And you could tell that even though it was small, it meant the world to Trunks who he’d kept at an emotional distance until then. I could go on forever about this scene and the ones after (him accepting that he’s going to Hell, his inner speech about how he was doing it for those he loved (Yes. Even you, Kakkarot.), his smile, as well as Piccolo remembering him afterwards), but I don’t want to bore you (if I haven’t already. :P)

*Speaking of Majin Buu, his scenes with Mr. Satan were so great and so unexpected. We’re used to the beaten bad guy learning the error of their ways after being defeated by Goku, but this was the first time that we actually see a villain actually having a very childlike frame of mind in that they were just doing what they were told. Not to mention that it was Mr. Satan of all people who did....and simply by asking. And the subsequent scene where we get a friendly reminder of the darkness of humankind, and for the first time in the series see a no-nonsense side of Mr. Satan who is rightfully pissed off. We also see a bit of his true strength firsthand where he not only makes quick work of the fiends, but kicks a freakin bazooka several feet away. It’s just great all around.

*And to piggyback off of that scene, when the gunman returns and shoots Mr. Satan, basically killing him were it not for Buu, but him being healed isn’t enough to repair the damage that was done. In the English dub in particular, I remember just how well the voice actor for Buu did in portraying his anguish and I really, really felt that scene.

*Another good really emotional scene that was done phenomenally was Gohan’s death in Trunks’ timeline and Trunks discovering his body. The setting, the tone, everything about that scene was done so well. And even though it deviated from the manga, I think having that actually be the trigger for his Super Saiyan transformation made it that much more impactful.

*Cell’s introduction is another very good, and I feel, underrated scene. Probably one of the best villain intros in the entirety of Dragon Ball, I feel, if not THE. It played out so much like a horror movie and was done extremely well. The entire mystery surrounding this new creature that was attacking cities and leaving them completely empty and desolate with not even bodies to be found. That entire buildup as well as when Piccolo is looking for him in the empty city, searching around corners and we kind of see him lurking. It has very real tension to it and, like I said, is very reminiscent of a very well done horror movie and I love it so much!

*Goku meeting Goten for the first time was such a cute moment. It was so simple, yet heartwarming.-Same with the scenes at the end of Z where Goku is hanging out with Pan and we see how bonded they are.

*Also, I LOVE filler. Not the “let’s spend 20 minutes of this episode recapping what happened last episode” type, but the legit filler where we kind of see what the characters are life in real life outside of battle, especially how they interact on interpersonal levels. IDK....I always love those little slice of life moments thrown in.

*This is technically still DBZ, but the Battle of Gods movie where Dende is explaining how all of the Saiyans there had good hearts, including Vegeta. And so everyone just like....gives him a standing ovation for not being an asshole anymore. It’s so ridiculous and stupid that it’s amazing! xD Also, Gohan’s reaction to finding out Videl is pregnant, specifically in the movie, is so absolutely adorable and heartwarming! And how everyone stops to clap for them and offer their congratulations.

Ah.....I know I’m missing a LOT, but I can’t remember everything clearly (especially not the Saiyan and Namek sagas, which I haven’t seen in FOREVER). Maybe I’ll add more as I remember. Though.....maybe it’s for the best considering what a windbag I am... (^^’) Sorry about that, but greatly appreciate the questions!

Love you much!

#ask me junk #anon friend #dragon ball z

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secretblog1212 · 5 years

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What Klaus Needs

finally finished this prompt from an Anon, it only took me five years. XD Ticklish Klaus being a needy lee is amazing and I am here for it, here is some content my dudes.

AHH THANK YOU FOR RESPONDING TO MY ASK ABOUT TICKLISH KLAUS!! 💓 i can try to give some ideas I’m not too good at it though so I’m sorry, also the one you said is super sweet and would be adorable! Using what you said maybe like Klaus is starting to annoy/tickle someone in hopes they’ll tickle him and they catch on?? Maybe he tickled Diego and then Diego figures out Klaus just wants tickles?? That would be so cute!! That’s all I’ve got baha but thank you so much if you could write it!! 💓

To put it plainly, Klaus was bored.

He had spent hours entertaining himself in his room, trying on all of his outfits and makeup. Ben and him had talked through all of their usual conversations already, from random ideas to conspiracy theories.

After a truly fulfilling debate on what truly defined a fruit Klaus took to wandering around the lonely house.

A few of his siblings were out doing their own things, Allison had booked a flight to go see Clair and to finally settle the public on her temporary disappearance. Luther was exploring the city for the first time in his life, finding everything he missed out on during his ‘out of the world’ journey. Klaus chuckled at his own thought.

The house was not empty though, he could hear Vanya playing her violin behind her door and practically skipped down the hall towards the serene music.

Vanya, she had slowly become more confident now that she had her siblings supporting her but seemed most at ease when he or Diego were around. Maybe it was because they had tried to defend her against Luther first, or she saw how they had all suffered most similarly compared to all the siblings paths. Klaus had been one of the siblings to not completely orstricise her during their childhood, they had shared many hours hiding away together until their Father found him and forbade their continuing friendship (not that it ever stopped them fully). Klaus was the disappointment of the Umbrella Academy, and his powers sometimes made him wish to trade places with the smaller girl. Was it better to have something and not be able to use it or to never have it in the first place?

He was shaken from his thoughts as the melody sped up within the room. She had been working on her control for weeks and while not always 100% she had gotten farther than Klaus had in decades.

He debated knocking on her door, maybe they could talk like they did when they were young, before puberty hit and he found a different outlet.

The music stopped and pages turned before another private performance began. As ,uch as Klaus would of loved to barge into the room and demand her attention he had, contrary to belief, some self restraint. Instead he walked back down the hall to his… smaller brothers room.

Klaus didn’t even think for a second before opening the door. Five sat on the floor, book propped up on his knees and didn’t give Klaus enough thought to look at him before sending him off with a quick “Not now, go find Diego or someone.”.

Klaus surprisingly didn’t put up much of a fight. He did throw a lovely bird to his brother carrying a kiss from the depths of his heart to his still distracted brother. Five did not react.

Shutting the door and heading further once more Klaus came to his other brothers room. Number Two. He did not bother to knock this time around either, much to Diegos annoyance.

“Diego, my buddy, my pal, mi hermano! Wanna hang? I’m bored to all shit and you never fail to entertain.”

Diego, who had been laying on his bed triedly scrolling through his phone, rubbed his temples. “Not now Klaus,” He sighed, truly looking dead tired. “I just got back from an overnight. All I want to do right now is sleep.”

“Oh come on. Just a little bit.” We never hang out anymore, y’know? What happened to the good old times?”

“Klaus please be quiet, I am going to take some headache pills then fall asleep for about a week, then we can do something.”

Klaus did not appreciate the refusal of his company. With Five it was expected but Diego normally would put up with him for at least a few hours.

“No fun…” Klaus whined. “I chose you Diego and I am not feeling the love-”

“Because there isn’t any.” Diego raised his eyebrow, a smirk on his lips.

Klaus slapped a hand to his chest, agast with this treatment. “Excuse me? Have you been misleading me this whole time sir? The outrage! Complete blasphemy!”

Diego cringed at the volume, was Klaus always this loud? Diego didn’t know but he wasn’t going to wait to find out. He stood up and moved towards the ex- junkie, giving a playful poke to the ribs as he moved him outside his door, shutting it with a soft thus.

Klaus panicked, he knew Diego had seen him flinch, he had seen the smirk he was wearing before he shut his door. The best thing Klaus could think to do was walk back to his own room and think. He wasn’t expecting to feel anything ticklish,he hadn’t braced himself for it at all! But it hadn’t felt… bad? No, he kind of wished Diego would try again later but… no. No he needs to go to his room, he can just ask Ben, he would die of embarrassment if he went to Diego now.

And so he went to his room only to find Ben gone, wandering somewhere. He as left in silence with his thoughts switching back and forth on the exact feeling, repeating the tingles he felt over and over. His face was in flames, he knew exactly what he wanted but it wasn’t like he could comfortably just go and ask someone for.. that. No, That would get some looks.

Klaus was at the peak of his delima. He was never shy to ask about this type of thing before with his partners, and it wasn’t that he couldn’t ask he decided. He just wasn’t sure how any of his siblings would react, least of all Diego. Sure when they were kids they had tickle fights, at least when dear old dad wasn’t around, but now they were well into adulthood.

He had asked Ben a couple of times more recently but he was never able to hold focus for long. It only ended in making him more needy.

And so the craving began.

He couldn’t stop himself, never one for patience, so it was no surprise when he found himself marching over to Diego’s door only half an hour later, knocking before letting himself in.

Luckily the other boy was fully clothed and still on his phone. A pillow hit it mark against Klaus’ face before he could get a single word out.

“Rude.”

“What do you want?”

Klaus hummed to himself before deciding to stretch himself over his brothers lap , stomach up, not unusual behavior but this time with an ulterior motive. “Can’t I just want to spend quality time with my family?”

Said family sat up, hands laying innocently on Klaus stomach, unknowing of the mental screaming fit that ensued.

“It’s rarely that simple. I don’t know what you want me to do if you’re bored, I’m tired to you’re out of luck, go harass Five or something.”

Klaus did not move, he was so close but the words he anted to say would not come out. Instead he settled for, “Nah, He’s probably reading some book. BORING.I would much rath-” He stopped in shock.

Never one to keep his hands still, Diego had begun to drum his fingers over Klaus stomach.

Torture. Mean. Evil. Rude. Klause felt personally attacked.

Diego only tilted his head, “You ‘kay? Not acting yourself.”

Klaus cleared his throat, “Yeah, yeah fine. Just um. Nothing. “ He said, barely able to force the words past his lips. He could practically feel himself vibrating, but Diego just gave him a skeptical look and his hands, his fucking hands kept horribly drumming along to some pop song.

Diego watched as Klaus sat stiffly, a blush slowly spreading across his cheeks as he fought an internal battle. Diego had realized what Klaus had wanted as soon as he practically threw himself over him. He used to do the same thing till they were deemed ‘Too old for childish nonsense number two and number four, stop that this instance.”

He could drag this out a bit longer though.

“So wha’cha want to talk about Klaus?”

Klaus wasn’t even sure if he could talk at this point. He could feel every bang of Diego's fingers against his ribs, they were practically vibrating through his entire body. He knew he couldn’t last much longer.

Before he could think of something convincing to say Diego’s hands changed into claws, digging into his ribs. Klaus practically screamed at the unexpected change. Questions flew through his mind, how did he know? He thought he was being subtle. He wasn’t prepared yet!

“Ruhuhude!”

Diego felt his lips pull into a smile looking at his brother, it was the first time in a long time he had heard him truly laugh. The thing was, Klaus didn’t even try to pull away from the feeling besides the usual squirming, and even that seemed less intense.\

Klaus curled into a ball before frantically uncurling after a few seconds. His head tossed left and right.

God, he had forgotten how much he needed this. How fun and free it made him feel.

Diego decided it was time to switch spots, re experience his brothers ticklishness. Of course he remembered his worst spots, his hips and ribs, but he forgot how he would squeal if you lightly tickled over his belly, or cackle and kick when you went for his feet.

It only took minutes for Klaus to feel weak with laughter, he didn’t want it to stop though.

When he opened his eyes he saw Diego looking down at him , a smile across his face. He must of been waiting for Klaus to open his eyes because as soon as he did the teasing began, and boy did it start strong.

“Y’know, I forgot how much you liked this. I mean, you haven't’ told me to stop once or pulled away.”

Well shit. Klaus hadn’t even thought about masking how much he wanted it after it had started. It was much too late to salvage now. Instead he flung his head back and kept laughing. What else could he do? Deny what Diego already knew, he wasn’t Five. No, Diego was the one who used to tickle him most when they were kids, it would be dumb to think he wouldn't remember. Why hadn’t he just gone to Five, at least then he (probably) wouldn’t of had thought Klaus was in desperate need to be destroyed by tickly fingers, he could of convinced him that the entire thing was his idea!

But now he had every coo and tease ever heard of being thrown at him. He knew that the words couldn’t attack him themselves but it sure felt like they were! Each sentence made the pokes and scribbles double in ticklishness. God was this Heaven or Hell? Klaus could only guess a mixture of both.

His face was bright red, both from laughter and embarrassment, but the fingers didn’t stop. In fact once found his wrist and pried his arm away from his body. Shit. Shitshitshit.

“Shihihihihit! Diehego Noho.”

“Awe, is it finally getting to be too ticklish for you Klaus? Because I could go for hours more. I think that would be fun, wouldn’t it?”

Klaus shook his head, hair a tangled mess, while trying to pull his now pinned arm down.

“What about this spot? I remember your armpits used to be pretty bad..”Diego said, he was so cocky and full of confidence that even just looking at him made Klaus tingle. His voice was smooth and almost patronizing in the best way possible.

Klaus couldn’t will himself to respond as his brother slowly brought his wiggly fingers down. All he could do was giggle and shake his head. A completely hopeless case.

“I’m not even touching you yet Klausy, why’re you laughing already?” can you feel it coming? I bet you can.”

Four felt his face getting impossibly redder. Then, when his eyes were squeezed tight and his face tucked into the crook of his elbow that wasn’t quite strong enough, Diego made contact.

Klaus screamed, there is no other way to describe what happened. He could hear Diego laughing after him but couldn't make himself focus on much of anything except the fingers digging into his upper ribs and dancing in his hallows.

No matter what he tried, rolling over, kicking, rolling the other way, trying to pull his arm down, holding Diego's wrist, even at one point trying to fling himself off the bed, he could not separate from the point of contact. He thought he was going to go mad, and he loved every second of it.

Diego’s hands found his hips next. Nope. nopenopefuckingnope.

This must of gave Klaus some super strength or something because he was suddenly able to rip his hand from Klaus grasp and hold on to his evil, cruel brothers wrists in hope of regaining some control.

Diego jst laughed some more. “Did you think I would forget your worst spot? How could I forget Number Four and his deadly ticklish hips?

Klaus felt himself getting more and more flustered, when they were young he could of been tickled from an hour and barely be phased, now he didn’t even know if he could last a second longer.

“Dihihiegoho! Noho- noho mohohohore. Ihihi canhan’t!”

“You can’t? I thought this was what you wanted Klausy?? Just a minute longer, then I’ll stop.”

Klaus wasn’t sure how he survived. He knew it was only a minute, literally. Diego counted down the seconds, but it had felt like an hour. By the time Diego removed him horrible, mean, absolutely rude fingers Klaus was wheezing for breath.

Diego moved to lay back down, “Next time you want tickled just ask, okay.” was the last thing he said as Klaus got his feet shakily under him.

Klaus did all but run out of the room. He could feel that there would be a lot more laughter filling the halls of the Umbrella Academy in the upcoming weeks. He didn’t feel any shame for being excited for it either.

#klaus hargreeves #ticklish klaus #tua #tickles #ler diego #diego hargreeves #just living my best life #they deserve to be happy #this was way too long for what I thought it would be but im not sorry #oof #the umbrella academy #tickling #tickle fic #fic

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365daysofsasuhina · 5 years

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[ 365 Days of SasuHina || Day One Hundred Eighty-Seven: Open ___ ] [ Uchiha Sasuke, Hyūga Hinata ] [ SasuHina, alcohol, vulgarity ] [ Verse: Best Years of Your Life ] [ AO3 Link ]

He’s never liked weddings. But at least this one has something he can appreciate: that being an open bar.

Sipping his whiskey on the rocks, Sasuke tries to ignore the party behind him. A little difficult to do, however, as the groom’s best man. He never thought the idiot would manage it, but...here they are, celebrating his wedding to his childhood sweetheart.

The same woman that obsessed over Sasuke nearly their entire primary and secondary school careers.

But hey, apparently people change. And he couldn’t be happier for them. Maybe with the pair of them hitched, they’ll have less time to drive him nuts.

...they’re his friends. Really, they are. But sometimes they really test that definition is all.

“Excuse me…”

Glancing over as someone steps up to his right, Sasuke recognizes one of Sakura’s bridesmaids: Hinata Hyūga. Ino had the honor of being her, well...maid of honor. The two have been inseparable since first grade...even if they had their rough spots due to...eugh, competition over who, apparently, was going to end up dating Sasuke.

Now Ino just needs to get married…

Hinata, however, was more their wallflower friend, from what he can recall. The quiet background girl to their bombastic natures and forward actions. And in all honesty, he’s surprised she’s here, all things considered. After all...she was head over heels for Naruto for a long time. It’d been hard enough for her, surely, when Naruto and Sakura started dating. He can only imagine what it’s gotta be like being a bridesmaid in their wedding.

Sure, it might’ve been a while ago now...but first loves always stick with you, right?

Sasuke wouldn’t know. He hasn’t had one yet. And doesn’t really plan on it, in all honesty.

Still, he snaps from his spirit-tinged stupor as she asks the barkeep for...ginger ale? A dark brow perks, and his addled mind doesn’t censor asking, “You feelin’ sick?”

Startling a bit at his voice, she nearly sloshes her soda. “W...what?”

“Ginger ale. Isn’t it good for stomach aches?”

Pale eyes blink. “Um...yes, but...I just...I don’t drink.”

“Whaaat?”

There’s a soft snort at his rather...obvious slip in character. “It’s just n-not my thing.”

“But there’s an open bar - it’s free!”

“And so is the soda,” she replies simply.

Sasuke scoffs...but doesn’t have a retort.

“Is there a reason the b-best man is getting so...sloshed?”

“Psh, I’m not sloshed. Just...taking the edge off,” he mutters.

“...edge?”

“...I hate weddings.”

“Oh...then why did you…?”

“S’not like I could say no,” he sighs, realizing her question before she finishes. “He’s my best friend. I guess. I dunno. He can be a right prick sometimes, but…” Shoulders lift in a shrug.

Hinata gives a smile that’s both sympathetic...and perhaps a bit amused. “I mean...I wasn’t exactly Sakura’s b-best friend in high school. To be honest...I don’t know w-why she asked me.”

“Could be she just wanted to boost her maid numbers,” he offers, examining his held-aloft cup. It’s almost empty...he needs to fix that. “She’s a show-off that way. Probably wants t’be able to shove that in Ino’s face later, that she had more bridesmaids…”

The Hyūga’s expression falls just a hair...and thankfully Sasuke notices. Ooh...he said a bad, didn’t he?

“...or maybe she wants to reconnect,” he tries to amend, but it’s clearly too late. Apparently she hadn’t considered the possibility she’s just number fodder as opposed to a valued friend. Sasuke doesn’t know their relationship: he can’t exactly speak on the matter, just offer a theory. But...clearly there’s a hint of truth to it if she takes it to heart.

After a pause, she slides up onto the stool besides him, taking a sip of her soda. “...maybe. At least it’s been fun, I guess…”

“Fun? Really?”

“In a way.”

“How’s it fun to watch your childhood sweetheart marry someone else?”

...damn it, he really needs to learn to shut up. Maybe he has had too much to drink if he’s going to blurt things out like that...like some kind of asshole.

Hinata flinches. “...that was...a long time ago.”

“...uh huh. Your reaction’s real telling.” Someone shut this man up!

Pale eyes slide to their corners to give him a look. “...and you’re c-clearly still bitter about how Sakura treated you...at least I made an e-effort not to let my feelings ruin their day. I’m sure they’ve noticed the best man sulking and drowning his sorrows…”

“You kidding? Those two only notice me when they want something,” Sasuke scowls, kicking back the rest of his whiskey and flagging for another. “S’far as I know, my duties are over for the night...I’m done. We did the toasts and all that nonsense. All that’s left is cake and dancing...and I hate cake. And dancing.”

“Do you like anything?” Hinata asks with a sigh.

“...yeah. But nothing I like is here.”

“What a winning attitude,” she half teases, half drawls.

“My cynicism is all that keeps me going.”

Her eyes roll. “...I don’t know what’s going to pickle you first: your drinks, or your vinegar attitude.”

At that, he gives a snicker. “...that was a good one. You’ve got a sense of humor. I learned something new.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah. Though to be fair…I dunno anything about you besides that you were that weird, quiet kid in school.”

“Not much has changed, really,” she assures him. “Now I’m just the w-weird, quiet adult at work.”

“The one everyone’s afraid is gonna go ballistic?”

“More like the one that gets walked all over. But at least I can pay my rent,” she replies, shrugging.

“Well that’s no fun.”

“What about you? Still mister popular?”

His lips fall into a pout. “...nah. Well, maybe a bit. I’m just another lackey in my dad’s company while my brother gets groomed for a top dog role. I’m fine with being whatever, so long as I can afford what I need to. Just gets old, y’know? I love my brother, and I love my dad. But it leaves a guy wondering what it’s like to be the favorite.”

Hinata gives a sympathetic frown. “...sorry.”

“Not your fault.”

“No, but...I brought it up.”

“Was only fair - I asked you first.”

The music then quiets, and the pair turn to see Naruto attempting to remove Sakura’s garter for a crowd of luck-seeking guys in attendance.

Sasuke’s face falls into one of disgust. “Eugh...creepy.”

“What?”

“...you take a garment from a newly-wedded woman’s thigh...and you toss it to a bunch of dudes who probably just wanna use it as an excuse to get laid. Just like ladies use the bouquet as one to hint at getting married.”

Hinata can’t help a snort. “...I’ll admit, it’s weirder than the bouquet. But hey, traditions are usually weird.”

“I’d never let my wife do that. Anything under her gown is husband-only, far as I’m concerned.”

A far less dignified snort works its way from Hinata’s nose, almost spilling her ginger ale.

“...what?”

“Noting, just...w-wasn’t expecting that,” she giggles.

There’s an uproar as the garter is thrown, and then comes the bouquet. “...gonna go try?”

“Nope.”

“Why not?”

“I’m hardly even looking to date, let alone get married,” she replies with an exasperated smile. “...better to let someone else have that moment. It wouldn’t m-mean anything to me.”

“...fair enough.”

With that, the music kicks back up, and the pair lapse into a companionable silence. He’ll admit...seems Hinata’s grown a bit since they last spoke, what...back in high school? Seems her shyness is still there, just...with a new tinge of sass. Or maybe just a bit more confidence...or it could be a lesser tolerance for bull.

Either way...he’s having fun talking to her. By far, in his opinion, the best part of the night he’s had yet.

“...do you want to dance?”

“Huh?”

“Dance. Do you want to?”

“I told you, I hate dancing.”

“And I hate seeing you mope. You’re here, you might as well do something, right?”

“I am doing something,” he sniffs. “I’m drinking.”

Giving him a look, Hinata abandons her half-empty glass and tugs on him. “...come on.”

“No.”

“Come o-on!”

“I said no!” he retorts, nevertheless stumbling off his stool at her insistence. “The hell’s your problem, lady?”

“I’m bored, and I want to dance. And I don’t know anyone else here well enough to dance with. And you need to take a break. I don’t want you miserable in the morning.”

“Who says you’d even see me in the morning?” he retorts, following her into the crowds.

“I suppose that depends on how the night goes,” she teases back, smile ensuring him that’s one hundred percent a joke.

...but it still makes him pause.

Giving a little shimmy, she tries to egg him into dancing. “Can you still manage basic motor skills?”

“Course I can. Maybe I just don’t want to.”

“Either way, you’re doing it.” She gives him a pointed look. “Dance with me.”

Heaving a sigh, he blinks owlishly at her. “...fine. But you owe me a drink, since I never got my second whiskey before you whisked me away.”

Snorting at the wordplay, she replies, “I’ll consider it...after you dance.”

Sighing, he does a little...something. “...how’s that?”

“Pathetic,” she laughs. “Come on! You have to try.”

“All right, all right…” Following her lead, he just sort of...grooves around. Sasuke’s never been much of a dancer, but...this isn’t too bad.

...and maybe he really wants her to get him that drink.

.oOo.

I had an UBER long day and I'm v tired and only just managed to get this done at two am, sO...I'm gonna be brief, lol I dunno...what this is. I stared at the prompt before the phrase 'open bar' popped into my head, and we got...this. Out of a very tired author's brain. So I have nO idea if it's any good. Hinata feels...a lil ooc? But she's feelin' the sass after her convo with Sasuke, and tbh the look she gives Hanabi in The Last when Hanabi's teasing her tells me that Hinata DOES have some inner sass (even if The Last isn't the greatest movie and I replace Naruto with Sasuke in it, in my head xD). So maybe it's not too bad. I dunno. I'm v tired, ahaha~ Annnyway, I need to go sleep, so that's it outta me for now! Thanks for reading~

#sasuhina #uchiha sasuke #hyūga hinata #alcohol //#vulgarity //#best years of your life [ au ]#365daysofsasuhina

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atombombbagel · 6 years

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Everyone’s got some mouthy thing to say about lock picking, whether owned or unowned, so.... Sole gets tired of their companions sassing about their skill, and decides to do something about it.... like handcuffing one arm to whatever is available and giving them incentive to lockpick themself out of it. NSFW, SFW, both, idc. I just always sass back, especially with MacCready when he puts his two cents in.

Soo, I looked this up onthe ol’ Youtube and I found that everyone except MacCready and Cait has somethingnice to say, and they aren’t really rude about it. Anddd, I found that everyoneis pretty okay with Sole hacking terminals except Deacon. So I have only includedthe companions I think sass and are frankly rude to Sole the most. (I couldn’t find them saying anything about owned locks and I wouldn’t be able to say without playing the game and taking the companions with me, like each of them and who has the time… so I hope you’ll be okay with the ones I have included and pls forgive me D:)

Cait: Solekneeled on the ground, grabbing a bobby pin from their pocket and jamming it anda screwdriver in the lock. Cait stood behind them and crossed her arms over herchest as she impatiently waited for Sole to unlock the door.

“would ya hurry it up, I’m startin’ ta get bored,” Cait sassed,looking over her shoulder to see if anyone was coming by. Not that she cared ifanyone did. Sole let Cait’s comment roll over their head, instead focusing onthe lock, twisting the bobby pin until they heard it click into place.

“Got it,” Sole said standing up and putting the bobby pinand screwdriver back into their pouch. (like seriously, where does this stuffgo?)

“Took you long enough,” Cait replied wittily, pushing pastSole and walking through the door. Sole followed her in and quietly closed thedoor behind them. Sole followed Cait who was rummaging around in a walk incloset and Sole saw the key jutting out of the lock. That’s when an idea poppedinto their mind. A devious smirk spread on Sole’s face as they quickly shut thecloset and locked the door, Cait still inside.

“What are ya doin’?” Cait yelled, pulling at the doorknob asshe tried to force her way out of the closet, “Sole, let me the fuck outta herenow!” she slammed her fists against the door. Sole slid a bobby pin and a smallscrew driver under the door.

“You think you’re sooo good at lockpicking, get yourself out,”Sole laughed and Cait huffed from behind the door. She picked the bobby pin andthe screwdriver up from the ground and stuck them in the lock. She then leaneddown at eyelevel, not that she could see anything, the closet was dark as fuck.

Five minutes had past and Cait was still fumbling aroundwith the lock, trying and desperately failing, to get it open. Sole smiled whenshe slid the lockpicking tools back under the door and then hit her fistsagainst the door to get Sole’s attention.

“I give up, ya win,” she sighed with a hint of a shout inher voice. Sole got up and unlocked the door letting Cait out, “I won’tquestion your skills again alright?”

“Good,” Sole simply said as they moved towards the exit, “coming?”Cait rolled her eyes as she followed Sole out the door. She now thought twiceabout sassing Sole about lockpicking that was until she came up with a revengeplan. That was going to be good.

Deacon: Sole hadopened the first terminal to get them inside the sealed off room and theyinsisted on unlocking this one. Deacon muttered something along the lines of ‘youneed some practise’. Sole tapped away at the keyboard on the terminal, beforesighing when they clicked another wrong password. Again. And what they didn’t needwas Deacon snickering away behind them every time they got it wrong.

“You done with that yet?” Deacon asked with a laugh. Sole rolledtheir eyes as they focused on figuring out this stupid terminal password. Solecrossed their fingers as they used their remaining guess on a random word.

“I’m in,” Sole mentally high fived themselves as they lookedthrough the important entries on the terminal.

“Its about time,” Deacon leaned over Sole’s shoulder as hiseyes scanned the words in front of him. He handed Sole a holotape so they couldtransfer the important data they needed onto it, like Desdemona had orderedthem to do. Sole quickly got up and walked out of the room, closing the door onDeacon. He cocked an eyebrow as he watched Sole used the terminal to lockDeacon inside the room.

“Seriously?” he asked, pulling on the door handle in an attemptto open it. Sole poked their tongue out at him through the small glass windowon the door and Deacon laughed at their pettiness. Deacon moved to the terminalbeside the door, tapping a few buttons before the door unlocked and he openedit.

“Damn it,” Sole muttered as Deacon strode past them nonchalantly.

“You can’t lock out the master, well, in this case lock in,”he pulled down his sunglasses and winked at Sole, making them huff and crosstheir arms in front of their chest. Their first attempt may have failed butthey swore they’d make egg boy pay for being a sassy little prick.

MacCready: Solehuffed as they snapped another bobby pin, tossing it to the ground as theypulled another one out of the tin they kept them in. Sole was muttering utternonsense to themselves as they tried to unlock the yellow ammo box they’d found.

“C’mon little lock, open for me,” Sole whispered to the box,twisting the bobby pin in the lock, sighing in relief when the lock clickedopen.

“Nice job, but can you do it blindfolded?” MacCready quipped,leaning down beside Sole as they both rummaged through the box. MacCready calleddibs on boxes of .308 ammo in the box, picking them up and stuffing the smallboxes into his pockets. Sole pretended to ignore his snide comment, focusing onraiding this old storage room, but they couldn’t ignore it. Not this time.

Back at Sole’s house MacCready sat back on Sole’s bed, watchingas they organised some of the stuff they’d collected during the day.

“I could give you some tips,” MacCready said, leaning his handsbehind his head, “Yano, picking locks,” he added, making Sole turn and look athim. With a smile planted firmly on Sole’s face, they stalked towards him,grabbing his arm and handcuffing it to the bed. His eyes widened as he struggledagainst the piece of metal wrapped around his wrist, “what are you doing?” hestuttered, continuing to pull on the cuffs. Sole ignored him, grabbing an oldtie which they wrapped around MacCready’s eyes.

“Go on then, show me how its done, o master,” Sole mocked, puttinga bobby pin and a screwdriver in MacCready’s free hand, “Don’t worry I’ve gotmy note book so I can take notes,” Sole sat down on the edge of the bed andcrossed their legs, sitting in the direction of MacCready. He stayed silent. “Don’ttell me you can’t do it? I thought you were the best,”

“Alright Sole, I getit,” he said, pulling at the cuff once again, “you can let me out now,”

“But I don’t think I’m equipped to unlock a difficult lock likethat,” Sole got back up, moving over to where MacCready was hopelessly trapped,“guess you’re stuck like that,” Sole tapped MacCready’s face and laughed,making him sigh.

“I’m sorry,” he said through gritted teeth, annoyed that hisown words had come back to bite him in the ass, “Please unlock this,” he saidreferring to the handcuff, tearing into his wrist the more he tugged on it. Solequickly unlocked the handcuffs and put them on the table. MacCready took offthe blindfold and rubbed the red ring around his wrist.

“That’ll teach ya,” Sole joked making MacCready look down.He nodded slowly and that only made Sole laugh more.

“I won’t do it again,” he pouted like a child. Sole lookedat him and put their hands on their waist. He huffed, “I promise,”

“Good,” Sole said with a ridiculously sweet smile. MacCreadyhuffed again, crossing his arms over his chest as he sulked to himself. Sole shooktheir head. He was such a child, can’t take what he gives, well. He deserved abit of payback.

Bonus! Strong: Solecarefully wiggled the bobby pin in their hands in the lock, twisting it inunison with their screwdriver, perfectly opening the locked door before them.

“Stop fiddling, just smash!” Strong shouted, quite annoyedthat Sole was messing around with a door. He couldn’t understand why they wouldwaste their time with trying to unlock the door, when they could just smash it open.In Strong’s eyes, his way was quicker and messier, just the way he liked it…(xD)

“Alright Strong, that’s the last lock I promise,” Sole said,pushing through the doorway, into the supply cupboard. Strong groaned as hewaited for Sole to be done with looking through the garbage, picking up acouple of wonderglues and putting them in their pocket. Sole took a deep breathas they tried not to snap at the Super mutant and his impatience.

“Strong not see the point!” he declared and Sole shot upfrom the draw they were looking in, pushing past strong and locking the doorbehind them. Strong hit the door with his giant green fist, “Strong cant findmilk of human kindness from in here!” he roared before he put his fist throughthe door. Sole stumbled back as Strong forced himself through the door, hisshoulder splintering what was left of the wooden door.

“We should get moving then,” Sole quickly said and Strong glaredat them as he grunted in approval. Sole made the mental note to never lockStrong in a room again, the experience wasn’t worth it.

#Fallout 4 #Fallout #fallout 4 companions #Fallout 4 companions react #fo4 #fo4 companions #cait #fallout 4 cait #Deacon #fallout 4 deacon #maccready #robert joseph maccready #fallout 4 maccready #strong #fallout 4 strong

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Diabolik Lovers Character Song Vol. 2 Sakamaki Kanato ー Mini Drama: “Only mine”

Original title: 録り下ろしミニドラマ「僕だけのもの」

Source: Diabolik Lovers Character Song Vol. 2 Sakamaki Kanato ー Kirisaki CARNIVAL [CD not owned by me]

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Kaji Yuki

Translator’s note: A Kanato CD without too much screaming, I’ve been blessed. Even though there’s definitely some creepy moments (like when he threatens to bite off your finger wth), I suppose Kanato’s love for you is conveyed well in this CD...? xD He’s still not my favorite so it doesn’t do much to me, but I can imagine all the Kanato fans out there will have a major nosebleed when he whispers just how much he loves you in your ear.

This track was requested by @captainswanoncers! If you would like to request a translation, please contact me through IMs or drop an ask!

Shuu ll Reiji ll Ayato ll Kanato ll Laito ll Subaru

*Knock knock*

“...Good evening. I’m coming in. Why I’m visiting this late at night? Can’t you tell by looking? I can’t sleep. That’s why I came here, thinking you would keep me company.”

Kanato enters the room and closes the door behind him.

“Aah...You must have already crawled into bed and were sleeping like a fool.”

He steps closer and joins you in bed.

“Why I’m entering the bed? Fufu...Isn’t that obvious? Teddy’s saying he doesn’t mind sleeping together with you...So it can’t be helped, I’ll do you a favor and sleep next to you as well. (1)”

Kanato gets comfortable underneath the sheets.

“Hey...Why did you just roll over so your back is facing me? ...Do you dislike the idea of facing my way when sleeping that much? Is that the case? ...Eh? I’m wrong? It’s embarrassing to face each other? Fufu...

You sure say cute things once in a while. However, there is no reason to be embarrassed. After all, I already know that you are ugly. So, hurry up and face this way, okay? ...Quickly. You know what will happen if you don’t hurry up, right?”

You turn around.

“Yes, just like that. You’re properly facing this way now. All you need to do is obediently obey my orders like that. ...Hey? Let me get a better look at your embarrassed expression. ...Come on, more. Come closer.”

You scoot closer.

“Fufu...That expression isn’t bad either. Come even closer, please. Just like this...To the point of our foreheads touching. ー Hm? You look sleepy but...I said I can’t sleep so you can’t possibly be thinking of how you’re tired, right?

Hey, you see, I’m incredibly bored right now. Therefore, please do something interesting to kill some time. ...What? It’s troublesome to suddenly have me ask that?”

Kanato shifts around a little before taking a sharp breath.

“Then...Are you implying that you don’t care if I can’t sleep out of boredom!? That’s...Did you think I would let that slide!? ー Yes, that’s right. You should have just apologized and done as I said right from the beginning.

So, what will you do? Huh? You’ll try tickling me...? What kind of nonsense is that!? Such a thing...All you’d be doing is force me to laugh, right!? ...You can’t think of anything interesting? Are you talking back to me!? Don’t mess with me!! ー Ugh!”

He throws a tantrum.

“Haa...But that’s right, I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up for someone as stupid as yourself. Besides, isn’t there something that requires no effort, yet it’ll make me happy? ー Exactly. Your blood. If I get full, I might get sleepy. I’ll settle on drinking your blood. First up is your neck...”

Kanato bites your neck and drinks blood.

“What’s the matter? It hurts? Fufu...What are you saying? Don’t you like it when it hurts? Lookー There’s so much blood flowing out. What a waste! I’ll lick all of it clean.”

More drinking and slurping noises.

“Your blood...Mm...Drives me mad as usual...Come on, give me your hand too. I’ll bite with all my might. Look, like this.”

He bites your hand.

“Mm...Haa...Your fingers are so slender, if I bite down too hard, I might just cut them off. However, that’s what makes this thrilling, don’t you think? ...Why are you so frightened? You’re scared? Right...I might actually chomp them off.”

Kanato continues to drink your blood.

“Which place will fulfill me next...? Quickly move your clothes to the side and let me drink from another spot. Aah...Come on, hurry up! How irritating...That’s right! I should just get rid of your clothes like this...!”

He rips up your nightgown as thunder and lightning can be heard outside.

“Fufu...This place...It’s still covered in my marks, huh? What’s wrong? You’re still shivering? Your heart is beating quickly...See? When I press my ear against your chest like this...’Thumpー Thumpー’ it says. ...I can tell that alongside fear, it is also pumping blood throughout your entire body.”

The storm rages on outside.

“If I were to pierce this heart with my fangs...Your sweet blood would come oozing out in heaps...Just imagining it makes me ecstatic. If I do that, you might just die, but being killed by me is your biggest wish, isn’t it?

Fufu...Well then, that’s enough chit-chat. I’ll quickly pierce this chest with my fangs and...have this blood satisfy me.”

Kanato bites you again.

“Mm...Fufu...Does it hurt? Haha...That’s a lie. It actually feels incredibly good, doesn’t it? Fufu...Mm...Haa...Fufu~ Your body’s covered in my bite marks. Here tooー And here too...And finally here as well. There isn’t a single spot on your body left which hasn’t gotten a taste of my fangs.

Hey? Do you think of this body as ugly? You...From another human’s standpoint, it might be repulsive. A girl who has bite marks all over her body...But it’s okay, even if everyone else thinks that way ー I’ll love you.

Why do you look so surprised? I’m gentle. I’ll give you plenty of love now that you’ve become mine. If you say you can’t feel my love, I’ll have to engrave your body with my marks and make you realize.”

He trails kisses down your body.

“Fufu...So even more people besides me would think of this body as ugly...I’ll leave plenty of marks, okay? Hah. Including that ugly part of you, I love you. Your foolish...ugly...and helplessly stupid selfー”

He leans in closer.

“...It’s the best. That’s why, all you need to do is feel my fangs like this. Remaining your ugly self...Without going anywhere...Forever, and ever ー Staying by my side, okay?”

ーー THE END ーー

Translation notes

(1) The ~てあげる or ‘te ageru’ structure Kanato uses here means ‘to do ~ (for someone else)’. While this can be used in a more generous way, it can also come off as arrogant, implying that you’re belittling the other.

While ‘I’ll sleep next to you as well’ would be a fine translation too, it doesn’t quite convey this underlying message in which he implies that you - the MC - should be grateful that HE is willing to sleep by your side.

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #kanato sakamaki #diabolik lovers drama cd #diabolik lovers translation #drama cd #there's these kind of mini dramas for the other characters as well #and because my OCD is telling me I should complete the set #I will eventually #but requests will take priority for now

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