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#incorrect teenage mutant ninja turtles quotes
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Leo: Remember, if you see anyone- Raph: MURDER THEM! Leo: HIDE! If you see anyone HIDE!
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pacoholin · 2 days
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*Y/n and Léo chilling on their phone in the sewers*
Y/n: "I think I'm in love with Donnie"
Leo *slowly stop looking at his phone and look her* ".... Come again?*
Y/n: "I think I'm in love with Donnie"
Leo : *his silence is loud*
Y/: "...Any thought?
Leo: "and prayers..... your gonna need them...."
Y/n:...
Leo: "it's time to seek God woman! Your sanity holds in the balance!!"
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risewriter · 11 hours
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ROTTMNT: Abducted
Hypno: If you want your brothers back, you’ll have to pay me the big bucks, turtle scum!
Donnie: Oh, come on, Hippo. We both know they’re only worth atom bucks.
LRM: DONNIE!
Donnie: Oh, sorry. I take that back.
LRM: :D
Donnie: How about it take them off your hands for free?
LRM: >:C
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sendhelpls · 1 day
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ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes Day 23 2/4:
Donnie: Raph, I have a surprise for you.
Raph: Oh, you finally stopped thinking about killing people?
Donnie: …
Donnie: I said surprise, not miracle.
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imagionationstation · 19 hours
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Incorrect TMNT Quote:
Casey: You’re your own species! You’re, like, automatically endangered! How cool is that?!
Donnie: That is not cool. 
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anns-works · 1 year
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Leo: Bye! I'm going out to meet with Usagi!
Mikey, cheekily: He's going to see his boyfriend~
2k12 gang, thinking abt Usagi Miyamoto, who is old enough to be their grandpa:
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balkanbitch · 1 year
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03 Raph: So you're the Baxter Stockman of this dimension?
Rise Baxter: Stockboy but yes.
03 Raph: Oh you're just a kid I really hope what happened to our version of Stockman doesn't happen to you.
Rise Baxter: What happened to your version of me?
03 Raph:
03 Raph: Don't worry about it.
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The TMNT's futures be like-
Mikey: I wonder what our future selves are like? Probably Totally A W E S O M E !
Donnie: Well, I have been working on a time machine recently...I suppose it wouldn't hurt to take a peek.
Mikey: YES YES YES!!
Leo: Hold on there, Donnie, isn't it dangerous to mess with time?
Donnie: Only if we attempt to alter past events! And besides it'll just take a sec-
Leo: Wait but what if-
Donnie: *opens time portal to reveal future from "Raphael: Mutant Apocalypse'*
'12 Turtles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Donnie: *closes portal* O-ok, so that's just one of our futures...surely they're not all like this, right?
'03 Donnie: A-actually there's...uhh... *opens a time portal to reveal future from 'Same As It Never Was'*
Mikey: HOLY CHALUPA!!!! IS THERE NO BRIGHT FUTURE FOR US?!
Rise Leo: Pft, don't worry! My guys and I radiate the whole "joy and positivity" schtick, so that will obviously lead us to a brighter future. SHOW EM, MAGIC-HANDS MIKEY!
Rise Mikey: OH YEAH! *opens time portal to reveal future Leo sobbing on the floor after Mikey's death*
All Turtles: ◉A◉
Raph: ...WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
We'll be right back!
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unicornblossom13 · 1 year
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[When Leo gets himself into trouble]
Usagi: Leo needs our help!
[Raph, Donnie, and Mikey throw skeptical looks at one another]
Usagi: I know he pushed you guys, and he always gets in over his head. He can be so stupid, which I love. I mean hate! In any case, he needs you right now, which is sweet. I mean, I hate it and it’s dumb! [he blushes]
Donnie: You lost me.
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aroyalty-grace · 1 year
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Donnie: Leo was banned from Run of The Mill, so we had to go up top to get some.
Leo: Well, they shouldn't have said "all you can eat" if they didn't mean it.
Donnie: Leo, you ate a chair
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kovalitics · 24 days
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Donnie: How do actors on TV shows exchange longing glances and hold hands and kiss each other for eight seasons straight and not fall in love??
Donnie: April said “Hi” to me and I haven't stopped thinking about her since.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Bruce: Oracle, check into their cameras.
Barbara: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Gotham" app.
Barbara: *taps the screen*
Barbara: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.
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risewriter · 1 day
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ROTTMNT: Brownie part 3
Casey Jr: I traveled from a future war zone to save the world!
Julia: You taught me how to threaten, fight and sell anything without question!
Cassandra: I see. You both have the potential to be my number 1 soldier.
Casey Jr: Oh, come on! I’m clearly-
Cassandra: I guess there’s only one option left. A SURVIVAL BATTLE WHILE BAKING AND DODGING KNIVES!
Julia&Casey Jr: KNIVES?!
How’s this @1cat200 ~? 🐢
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sendhelpls · 22 hours
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ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes Day 23 3/4:
Donnie: *Gives a PB&J sandwich to Raph*
Raph: You know I’m allergic.
Donnie: That’s the point.
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cupcakeslushie · 2 years
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