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#incorrect swsh quotes
godeateralex · 1 year
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Victor: “Okay. Fine. You're way creepy. But that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you're alone, Marnie, but you're not.”
*Marnie opens her door and hugs Victor*
Victor: *Blushes a bit* “Uh...”
*Victor gets hit by Wooloo*
Hop: “Whoo-hoo! Wooloo-Ball!”
Marnie: “….”
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prommytheus · 2 years
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woohoo a new side blog
i made a side blog for my pokemon swsh obsession and it is aptly named heres a link
@pokemonswshobsession
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halffulltubofmintchip · 3 months
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 2 years
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Y/n: What's the weirdest way you've ever gotten into a relationship?
Piers: Tax evasion.
Y/n &Raihan:....
Y/n: I was gonna say I threw up on Rai’s shoes, but that sounds more interesting...
Raihan: Story, please?
Piers: No.
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harveywritings92 · 1 year
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[Call of duty Pokémon au: R/n and Horangi are out camping in Galar when she sees something coming in distance, she though it was a rolling Donphan until it got closer.]
R/n, to Horangi: Hey, watch out!
[Horangi and his Talonflame look up from the fire and they watch as a round thing rolls passed them.]
Horangi: What was that?
R/n: a trampoline.
Horangi: Oh...
[They both hear a car and see a jeep come down the road with the very worried Hammerlocke Gym leader sitting in the driver’s seat.]
Raihan: Ey, have you lot seen a Trampoline?
R/n: Went that way. [Points where they last saw it.]
Raihan: Great! Thanks... Um, w-Were there any kids in it?
[R/n and Horangi share a look.]
R/n: No?
Raihan: Oh...Right.
Horangi: Isn’t that good news?
Raihan: *sighs* Potentially.
[He drives off  without another word leaving Horangi and R/n wondering what the hell just happened??]
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irlkisukeurahara · 4 months
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Hop and Leon's parents do NOT love them bro
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crimson-luna-writes · 3 months
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Leon: *bolts up in bed* SHIT I HAVE A TRAINER I HAVE TO BATTLE!- oh wait, I'm not champion anymore. *goes back to bed*
Leon: *bolts back up after a minute* WAIT I'M THE CHAIRMAN!
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Roy: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? Victor: ICARUS?
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swsh-incorrect-quotes · 9 months
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Marnie: eat the Rich
Piers: I knew I raised you right
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caramel-sandiego · 6 months
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Raihan: Want to hit the bar? Piers: No thanks, I don't really drink anymore. Raihan: Why not? Piers: Because at the last league meeting Grimsley told me all the shit he got into when he was in his early twenties, and now he's got me paranoid. Especially now that phone cameras are a thing.
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Allister: Just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till the whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill.
Hop: I wanna know if you're okay.
Allister: One day you'll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and you'll have to justify the space you've filled.
Hop: what
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godeateralex · 1 year
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Victor after seeing his rivals’ and Gloria’s alts. in Masters: “I just have hope, okay? Is that so wrong?”
Bede: “The fact that you have any hope left in your life is your most admirable quality.”
Victor: “Huh...Thanks, man.”
Marnie: “Victor, for the love of God, don't thank him!”
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fleshthatfalls · 1 year
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raihan : hey my family has issues, too
y/n, in a poor galarian accent : oh, really ? did someone butter their bread with a steak knife ?
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thatisayouproblem · 1 year
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Newspaper: Galar champion Leon loses title to young upstart Gloria/Victor
Hop’s mom: Leon just lost his title of champion!
Our mom: Sometimes that’s how it goes
Hop’s mom: Hop is gonna find out any minute!
Hop: *screams in the distance*
Our mom:
Our mom: I’m sure he already knows
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 1 year
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Raihan, about Y/n’s Alolan Vulpix: I just met the coolest Vulpix ever! You know how the regular ones are Fire? Well this lil’guy is Ice!
Leon: What?! How is ice cooler than fire?!
Raihan: It literally is!
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whimsicottwrites · 2 years
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Hop: So what's it like dating Marnie?
Y/N: Once, I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said, "wait"
Y/N: I love her.
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