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caramel-sandiego · 8 hours
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Drayton: As a student, my favorite words are "free" and "canceled". Carmine: Free pizza is canceled. Drayton: Why would you say that?
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caramel-sandiego · 11 hours
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basically in corporate you either have email job or you have excel job. sometimes you have meeting job. sometimes it could be all 3. but thats it
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caramel-sandiego · 13 hours
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autism be damned i can make them CUNTY
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nobody give my a hyperfixation and a dream
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caramel-sandiego · 16 hours
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Care bears~
check out my shop!
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caramel-sandiego · 18 hours
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Ivy: You take two hours to eat a bowl of soup. Player: Oh please, you inhale your food. Ivy: I grew up with Zack. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.
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caramel-sandiego · 1 day
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she's so beautiful
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caramel-sandiego · 1 day
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Swimming ‘Kirby’s Adventure’ NES
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caramel-sandiego · 2 days
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Bellum: My bluetooth speaker wasn't working so I threw it into a lake. Countess Cleo: Why? Bellum: Now it's syncing Countess Cleo: I'm leaving you
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caramel-sandiego · 2 days
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Stewie: some gay shit idk
Peter and Lois:
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caramel-sandiego · 2 days
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Carmen: Do any of you know how to slow dance? Zack: *raises his hand* Carmen: And I mean something other than doing the Macarena at half-speed. Zack: *puts his hand back down*
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caramel-sandiego · 2 days
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caramel-sandiego · 2 days
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caramel-sandiego · 3 days
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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you
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caramel-sandiego · 3 days
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SAPPHIRA CRISTAL •  drag race 16.10 true colours runway
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caramel-sandiego · 3 days
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Coach Brunt: Listen teens there’s nothing “meme” about smoking cigarettes. It’s not “Netflix and chill” to take a drug. Fidget spin yourself into church.
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caramel-sandiego · 3 days
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Brooo naurrr like I did not just add more paragraphs to a fic I posted in JANUARY of 2021. Because that would be super mega cringe on an ultimate level one can not comprehend. I can't keep getting away with this I'm gnawing at the bars of my poorly secured enclosure
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caramel-sandiego · 4 days
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whats the problem i don’t know well maybe i’m in LOVE! 💖💞 – (twitter) – (insta)
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