Drayton: As a student, my favorite words are "free" and "canceled".
Carmine: Free pizza is canceled.
Drayton: Why would you say that?
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basically in corporate you either have email job or you have excel job. sometimes you have meeting job. sometimes it could be all 3. but thats it
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Care bears~
check out my shop!
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Ivy: You take two hours to eat a bowl of soup.
Player: Oh please, you inhale your food.
Ivy: I grew up with Zack. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.
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she's so beautiful
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Swimming
‘Kirby’s Adventure’
NES
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Bellum: My bluetooth speaker wasn't working so I threw it into a lake.
Countess Cleo: Why?
Bellum: Now it's syncing
Countess Cleo: I'm leaving you
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Stewie: some gay shit idk
Peter and Lois:
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Carmen: Do any of you know how to slow dance?
Zack: *raises his hand*
Carmen: And I mean something other than doing the Macarena at half-speed.
Zack: *puts his hand back down*
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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you
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Coach Brunt: Listen teens there’s nothing “meme” about smoking cigarettes. It’s not “Netflix and chill” to take a drug. Fidget spin yourself into church.
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Brooo naurrr like I did not just add more paragraphs to a fic I posted in JANUARY of 2021. Because that would be super mega cringe on an ultimate level one can not comprehend. I can't keep getting away with this I'm gnawing at the bars of my poorly secured enclosure
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whats the problem i don’t know well maybe i’m in LOVE! 💖💞
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