You can’t be mean to my dumb babies! Only I can be mean to my dumb babies!
-Angelica
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Grandpa: I’m back from my game of Russian roulette!
Jade: did you win, grandpa?
Grandpa: You really don’t know what Russian roulette is.
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Gem: Pearl, what are you doing?
Pearl: Making chocolate pudding.
Gem: It's four o'clock in the morning. Why are you making chocolate pudding?
Pearl: Because I've lost control of my life.
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Simon: Yeah, I’ve got responsibilities now.
Anthony: Responsibilities?
Simon: That means I’m never allowed to have fun anymore for the rest of my life.
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[Ghost walks into the bases Kitchen and finds Price cooking (he’s grilling Soap a cheese.).]
Ghost, groggily: Captain, what are you doing?
Price: Making grilled cheese.
Ghost, looks at his watch: It’s 2-o-clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making grilled cheese?
Price: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
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Spy: I played Russian Roulette once-
Soldier: DID YOU WIN?!
Spy: ...you have no idea what Russian Roulette is, do you?
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Poppy: *during a sleepover* Wally, sweetie, what are you doing?
Wally: *monotone* Making fried apple slices.
Poppy: It's four in the morning, why are you making fried apple slices?
Wally: *vacantly* Because I've lost control of my life.
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Hera: I think we should split up.
Kanan: What?! I thought we were so happy together!
Hera:…
Kanan: Oh. You mean to look around.
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News Bot: Optimus Prime, how does it feel knowing your best friend Sentinel Prime accidentally sent Professor Sumdac's daughter to outer space?
Optimus, becoming angry: HE WHAT?!?!
News Bot: Share your pain.
(Optimus sees Sentinel trying to get away and leaps towards him while their respective teams try to separate them.)
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Sophie: What are these?
Howl, cooking an omelette for breakfast: Greek olives.
Sophie: Howl, you can't put Greek olives in an omelette!
Howl: Why not?
Sophie: THEY HAVE PITS IN THEM!
Howl: I knew that.
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Leshawna: What are you doing?
DJ: Making chocolate pudding.
Leshawna: It’s four o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
DJ: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
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Angelica: Cookies? Inside the computer...?
Angelica: *starts taking Drew's computer apart*
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NIHKEE: [()] Well, I told you it was a 10k race.
MSPAR: But you didn’t tell me what a “k” was!
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Leia Organa: Luke... What are you doing?
Luke Skywalker: Making hot chocolate.
Leia Organa: It’s 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making hot chocolate?
Luke Skywalker: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
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Yelena: I’m back from a game of Russian roulette with the guys.
Kate: Did you win?
Yelena: You really don’t know what Russian roulette is.
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Piper: "What are you doing?"
Sole Survivor: "Making chocolate pudding."
Piper: "It's 4:00 in the morning. Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
Sole Survivor: "Because I've lost control of my life."
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