#jake harley

[unforgivablecontent]

The gift of Hal

Lil Hal design by the amazing artist @futurama

#homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #rose lalonde #jake harley #lil hal #tom cardy

[partyrockin]

things are happening .

#to my jake harley fans worry not more things are to come #jake harley #jake english #jane crocker #jane egbert #homestuck #hiveswap #my art

[borzoilover69]

growing up is becoming increasingly interested in what the guardian counterparts of the kids says about them.

anyways im not a big fan of dave strider but alpha dave has me in a deathgrip

#homestuck #hom3stuck #borzoi art #im back did you miss me #dave strider #alpha dave #alpha rose #rose lalonde #grandma english #jade harley #jake harley #grandpa harley #jake english #roxy lalonde #mom lalonde #i think grandpa harley and alpha bro would be. fun.

[radiopaques]

Happy 413

#homestuck #hs #nanna egbert #grandpa harley #jane egbert #jake harley #mom lalonde #bro strider #hal draws #beta guardians

[cythaeria]

Here's a little wip of their tea parties! The first image is basically the idea I had in mind but i dont have the energy to finish it. He is her favor ite w izard,,,,.,,, <3

#my art #wip #homestuck #homestuck fanart #jake harley #roxy lalonde #mom lalonde #grandpa harley

[buzzkillr]

idk why i drew this

#homestuck #homestuck art #hs art #dirk homestuck #hs dirk #jake harley #jake hs #homestuck dirk #dirk strider #dirkjake #jakedirk #hs fanart #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world

[0l-unreliable]

After a falling out with his previous backers, Bro is quickly running out of money for his various schemes and projects. While looking for new sponsors he manages to catch the eye of Mr. Harley, a strange older man of mysterious wealth, and is given the funds he needs to continue his work. However, it seems Mr. Harley is more interested in the inventor than the inventions...

(this is a warm-up sketch that got out of hand)

#homestuck #bro strider #jake harley #grandpa harley #wtf is their ship name #brograndpa #dirkjake #for the hell of it #my bros said this counts as old man yaoi but only BARELY because only one is an old man #bl but with toxic annoying old guys like god intended #ORT

[fredirkst]

thirteen years later, the boy develops a taste for adventure

#grandpa harley #jake harley #jake english #halley #homestuck #homestuck fanart #digital art #fanart #artists on tumblr #hom3stuck

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Grandpa: I’m back from my game of Russian roulette!

Jade: did you win, grandpa?

Grandpa: You really don’t know what Russian roulette is.

#submission #Source: not actually Rugrats it was a joke caption #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #grandpa harley #jake harley #jade harley #mod terezi #IT WASN'T FROM RUGRATS??? #MY LIFE IS A LIE??? #A FABRICATION???

[triptychgardener]

All In The Family

#give it up for paradox space's most fucked up family unit #her imperious condescension #jane crocker #jake english #meenah peixes #june egbert #jade harley #jade english #june crocker #jane egbert #jake harley #dad egbert #dad crocker #joey claire #jude harley #feferi peixes #homestuck #harleybert family shenanigans #my art

[sweaty-confetti]

i got super ill about the homestuck kids’ accents and wrote a whole thing

john: your stereotypical american accent that one thinks of, californian but diluted basically. says you guys a lot. pronounces wash kind of like warsh. also sometimes uses weirdly formal language, like television instead of TV, refrigerator instead of fridge, even automobile instead of car - dad’s fault. trained himself out of it cause he thought it was embarrassing, but slips up sometimes.

rose: somewhat of a transatlantic accent, including the speech patterns. picked it up from old tv shows and movies because she didn’t want to sound like roxy-mom (who has a thick mixture of a new york/boston/rhode island accent). but growing up with roxy-mom, she has a bit of that accent too - so it’s this weird mixture of 30% stereotypical American, 50% transatlantic, 20% boston accent. 

dave: texan accent, courtesy of dirk!bro, who spoke in the most stereotypical drawling texan accent ever. as he got older he started to think it wasn’t cool, so he started masking it, but it’s still there. gets stronger when he expresses emotion or when he forgets to mask it. gratuitous use of the word y’all. doesn’t say it over text but it’s a habit in real life. drops g’s at the end of words, like singin’, fuckin’, etc.

jade: obviously had no outside contact with other people other than with grandpa, so she has a slight british accent - kept up with learning to talk by watching youtube videos, so the accent isn’t very strong. also, even before going god tier, had weird canine vocalizations picked up from bec, like growling, whining, even sometimes howling, etc.

jane: very similar to john’s, but sounds…older? not transatlantic, but similar to late 19th century-early 20th century accents, with song-like intonation and faint r’s. heavy emphasized consonants and slight vowel merging with e and i, such that pen and pin sound virtually the same. all in all, what you’d imagine a canadian from the 1800s talks like. 

roxy: the goddamn heaviest stereotypical new york accent ever. a weird super heavy mix of queens and staten island accent she learned entirely for shits and giggles, and also to annoy rose-mom. not very nasally though, unless she’s trying to annoy someone on purpose. a lot of the word like thrown in. doesn’t say it over text, but it’s a habit irl. 

dirk: the flattest most unplaceable standard american accent ever, apart from a hint of a texan accent. learned to talk from the internet and robots, but when he was very young used to repeatedly watch videos that dave!bro left for him and programmed around the house. dave!bro had a heavy texan accent, which is where he picked that up from. drops g’s at the end of words, like singin’, fuckin’, etc.

jake: really heavy, stereotypically posh british accent that sounds like what an american thinks a british person sounds like. but he’s 100% genuine about it and there’s no real explanation for why he does it, other than the fact that when he was very young he used to repeatedly watch grandma’s favorite movies - old british movies. now it’s just a habit and he can’t be trained out of it.

#emo moss talks #homestuck #emo moss writes #beta kids #alpha kids #homestuck kids #homestuck humans #john egbert #june egbert #rose lalonde #john Crocker #jade Harley #jade english #dave strider #jane Crocker #jane egbert #dirk strider #jake english #jake harley #mom lalonde #bro strider #strilondes #homestuck beta kids #homestuck alpha Kids

[unforgivablecontent]

Jake hasn't told Jude yet...

#homestuck #hiveswap #jude harley #jake harley #roxy lalonde #family guy

[partyrockin]

somehow i've become jake harley's #1 fan i don't know how this happened

#going from not giving a fuck about jake to giving every single fuck about jake #doubly so for grandpa harley #jake harley #jake english #homestuck #fanart #comic #my art

[borzoilover69]

I JUST FOUND OUT THE LITTLE GREEN ECTOBIOLOGISTS LAB SUIT WAS JAKES IDEA?? IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF??

From hussies notes:

“Its funny to picture the guardians getting together and setting this all up for the destined arrival of the young ectobiologist. The little outfit was almost certainly Jake’s idea: it’s corny, completely unnecessary, and it looks somewhat like his own outfit. “

I SPENT SO LONG THINKING MOM LALONDE MADE IT BUT JAKE?? JAKE????? OOOGHFJSKRKEKS

#homestuck #home2t4ck #borzoi talks #jake harley #grandpa harley #borzoi meta

[lemonsilly]

#homestuck #hom3stuck #brograndpa #dirkjake #bro strider #dirk strider #jake harley #grandpa harley #beta dirk strider #beta jake english

[stridersshitpost]

(btw, I was accidentally putting the image of john croker and not grandpa harley, my bad.)

#brograndpa #homestuck #old man yaoi #humor lol #homestuck 2023 #hom3stuck #homestuck shitpost #bro strider #hs art #hs shitpost #homestuck fanart #bro strider homestuck #homestuck bro #grandpa harley #harley #jake harley #jake english homestuck #jake english #dirk strider #dirkjake #beta dirk strider #beta jake english #omg gays #hs bro #hs grandpa #hs fanart #hs fandom #homestuck art #homestuck doodles #fanon bro strider hs