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kermitnotalive · 3 years
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Seungcheol: Jihoon is not a hazard! He's safe.
*Jihoon threatening to castrate Mingyu with a mechanical pencil right in front of him.*
Seungcheol: See? Totally harmless.
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talkinthedark-blog · 5 years
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jihoon:
seungcheol looking at jihoon: *sighs* aaww, he's such an angel.
wonwoo: ..angel lucifer.
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Jihoon: *to a police officer* I'm sorry, my friends are drunk - I'm the designated driver.
Soonyoung: *drunk in the backseat* He's designatedly HOT!
Seungchol: *nodding*
Jihoon: Actually, I changed my mind, please take them to jail.
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tofu-u · 2 years
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Jihoon: fuck.
Seungcheol: we have to work on your cursing, Jihoon.
Jihoon: Why? I’m good at cursing already.
Seungcheol: I give up.
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incorrectstaycarat · 4 years
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joshua: jeonghan makes sure all our kids eat organic, they have snacks that are organi-
s.coups: that's cool, jihoon lets our kids eat candy off the floor.
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incorrectsebongteen · 5 years
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*jihoon abruptly entering the dorm*
Seungcheol, worried and relieved: where were you the whole day?!
Jihoon: oh i just came back from the doctors, told me i'm very sick
Seungcheol: what-
Jihoon: sick of yall's bullshit
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blonde-bsk · 5 years
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seungcheol: did you just refer to the knife as a "people-opener"
jihoon: should i not have
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Hoshi: So I’ve got this friend who likes someone...Like you
Woozi: oh I get it
Hoshi: oh you do? Perfect!
Woozi: yeah I like you too.
Hoshi: I’m going to have to get back you in a sec
Hoshi: *running* S-coups hyung, I’ve got bad news and a code I think I’ll break!
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svtatwattford · 5 years
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Jeonghan: This date is boring
Seungcheol: We are not dating
Jeonghan: Then why are we in the love tunnel?
Jihoon: I ask the same
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Scary Savage Sessions
( Bands present - BTS, EXO and SVT)
Woozi - We havn't met I'm Lee jihoon
Yoongi - Min Yoongi Aka suga.
Woozi - I know ,I've heard great things about you!
Yoongi - Really? Thats weird 'Cause I'm a dick
Kyungsoo : Now that that little introduction has been done. I’m cold.
Yoongi : just like my heart
Kyungsoo : now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
Woozi : i turned the AC off.
Yoongi : Great so lets get to the matter at hand now that we're doing this meeting thing.Some basic rules should be applied
Yoongi : The meeting will never be held outside.
Kyungsoo : There is no obligation towards the host to do anything.
Yoongi : It's a help yourself policy
Woozi : So you basically want to laze around.
Kyungsoo and yoongi : Ya
Woozi :
Kyungsoo :
Yoongi :
Woozi : Sounds like a plan 
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i hope you guys like this one as well. i thought it was time to start with the other members as well. 
you can check out my other posts like these here : monthly mother meeting 
As always i would love to hear your thoughts my comment section, inbox ,asks and heart are always open ♡
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leedongheck · 6 years
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“Get back over here, Jihoon. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs.”
—Seungcheol, around thrice a day
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kermitnotalive · 3 years
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Jihoon trying to compose a new song: Seungcheol stop. You're distracting me.
Seungcheol, with his shirt off probably: I am?
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talkinthedark-blog · 5 years
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Seungcheol: But i can't live without you
Woozi: Then die.
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Jihoon: Some years ago I had a crush on someone and I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote them a letter that just said "Get out of my company".
Seungcheol:
Seungcheol: THAT WAS YOU?!
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junhuui · 6 years
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Jisoo: is there anything you DO like?
Jihoon: the promise of death
Jisoo: anything else?
Jihoon: Seungcheols gummy smile is pretty neat
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howisview · 6 years
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Jihoon: come here
Seungcheol: why
Jihoon: just come here
Seungcheol: no you're just gonna hit me
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