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Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.
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Fun fact: The "friendzone" is real. It's called unrequited love. It's a major literary trope and the source of countless poetry.
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So i start watching once upon a time again and its come to.. elsa anna and an evil ice cream lady. Alright then.
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my boyfriend can be a 10 to me & a 6 to you, but that’s okay because he’s not for you 😊
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Emil Andersson
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So beautiful <3
Aedion Ashryver, Wolf of the North.
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Iwan Rheon | Red Nose Day 2016 (2/2) (x)
↳ Theme: Boyband Moves Dramatic Hand Gestures
bonus:
Thank you so much @perpetualtoska for the link to the video!
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Because Iwan Rheon is actually adorable
If you don’t agree, you are wrong.
Iwan Rheon for the New York Times
© Elizabeth Weinberg
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I didnt know this was a thing but this is lovely <3
It’s Bulbasaur blooming season
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The problem with having an artistic mind, is that you see the beauty in all things, even the dark and bad things, so that you end up glorifying and romanticising the people you should probably hate.
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Deacon has double eyeglasses? Hahaha this drawing is gold. Nice anatomy! ;D
I am not even going to try and explain that this started as a legitimate anatomy practice, none of you gonna believe me lol
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Oh my god, this is an amazing idea :D
This is an idea i have since… Forever.
First of all, a “Henna” is a temporal tattoo made of herbs. Look on Google for moar info and history, now to my idea.
Since belfs have an addiction for Fel Magic, i like to think they use it for these temporal tattoos. Just mix milled cristals or liquid Fel with the herbs and Ta-Da! You can use it anywhere, as a belf you have Fel in all your body tbh.
Hennas are used (like the real ones) mostly on brides or weddings in general, also on other special events.
I know there will be a lot of you like “HNNG THIZ IZ IMPOZZIBLE BECUZ-” I KNOW. I know there will be a lot of things making this impossible (lore, fel being absorbed by the body, etc) but let me dream ok?
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unkind zodiac haikus
fire burns just like
you and your wrath consumes green
and dead wood alike
- aries
darling be wary
of the gold you seek it’s not
yours to freely take
- taurus
being two faced has
never ended well but you’ll
make a fine sinner
- gemini
why must you crush all
that you’ve held within your grasp?
ribs break so easy
- cancer
you’ll lead all your friends
like lemmings to a slaughter
i hope it’s worth it
- leo
how many heads fell
so your people would kneel in
perfect symmetry
- virgo
not making a choice
will leave you with nothing but
ashes in your mouth
- libra
how much it must hurt
to never live up to your
own expectations
- scorpio
hope is going to
kill you and it wont be a
pretty death. sorry
- sagittarius
people will never
bleed enough to fulfill your
vision of justice
- capricorn
having no heart means
no one can stab you in it
so there’s that, at least
- aquarius
you march to someone
else’s siren song. they don’t
even know your name
- pisces
(haiku #52 to #63)
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Oh, my God, that racist bitch? I swear, I wanted to rent the place out to a black Jewish gay couple just to piss her off, but then I figured it wouldn’t be fair to the black Jewish gay couple.
Daina Rowland, Mark of the Demon (via gottaquoteit)
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