Midoriya and Monoma being Riley and Maya from Girl Meet World because....well I dont have a reason but when do I ever?
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Monoma: Awards are a scam! I guy like me never had a chance Aizawa, never had a chance!
Monoma, glances at Izuku:...
Midoriya: Alright I'll do it, but its ridiculous.
Midoriya: Its a scam Aizawa! He never had a chance!
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All Might: *runs into class with izuku in his arms and sets him on the desk, locking Todoroki outside*
All Might: Young Midoriya, it's time for The Talk.
Midoriya: In front of the whole class?!
Monoma: Yeah give him the talk, let's see what you know.
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Midoriya: You have to do the homework Monoma! This teacher's insane, a total nut job! I think theres something seriously wrong with him.
All Might: ...Hi Young Midoriya.
Midoriya: Hi All Might!
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Monoma: *puts his hand over Midoriya's eyes*
Midoriya: Oh I know this! Its Monoma! I know because I saw you put your hand over my face.
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Midoriya, seeing Mina put on mascara: Why that?
Monoma: It brings out your eyes.
Midoriya: Why would I want to take out my eyes?
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Todoroki: Hey guys.
Midoriya, raises his hand: Todoroki!
Monoma: Hand.
Midoriya, puts down hand: Todoroki!
Monoma: Grown up voice.
Midoriya: Todoroki, hello.
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All Might: Its only gym class.
Denki: They throw things at me!
All Might: Who?
Denki: Monoma!
Monoma:...I'm the pitcher.
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Midoriya and Monoma: *brushing a horse in Midoriya's dorm room*
Aizawa: *tiredly walks in*
Monoma: What horse? *puts a lamp shade on horse's head*
Aizawa: I was up with Eri all night, very tired. *looks at the horse* Mic we need bread.
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Monoma, in shorts: What are these?
Midoriya: These, are your legs.
Monoma, looking at his legs: Have you ever seen anything so light?
Midoriya: Once, when I looked into the sun.
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Tensei: Mic and I finish eachothers...
Mic: Sentences!
Monoma: Yeah? That all you do?
Midoriya: Because Monoma
Monoma: and I
Midoriya: can read
Monoma: eachothers
Midoriya: minds! What am I thinking of?
Both: One two three: Pizza! One two three: Clouds! One two three: Denki!
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Monoma: Thank you for untying me.
Midoriya: Are you still mad at me?
Monoma: Let me think: yes! *tackles him*
Midoriya: So, wanna sleep over?
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Midoriya: I hope Jirou looks up from her music so she doesn't miss out on life.
Monoma: Apple?
Midoriya: Grape. I hope Denki stops using comedy to cover up his inner turmoil.
Monoma: Uh they're out of grape.
Midoriya: Surprise me.
Monoma: They're not really out of grape!
Midoriya: What a nice surprise!
Monoma: Did you get to Bakugou yet?
Midoriya: I hope Kacchan...I hope Kacchan has a very bad day. >:(
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Midoriya: We're sneaking out.
Monoma: I'm so proud of you.
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Midoriya and Rody: *staring up at Monoma and Todoroki*
Monoma: Hes wearing the same clothes.
Todoroki: Who's that? *points at Rody*
Monoma: While we're wearing new, different clothes.
Todoroki: Who's that? *still pointing*
Monoma: He looks sleepy to me.
Todoroki: That one there; Who is that?
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Monoma: Do the worst thing you can think of, right now.
Midoriya: Hi to everyone but you! *gasps*
Monoma: D:
Midoriya: I'm sorry.
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Midoriya: They're just Tacos.
Monoma: What?!
Midoriya: Do we have to be first in line?
Monoma: I would regard not being first in line my greatest personal failure since not understanding fractions.
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Monoma: Would you kidnap someone who really needed to be kidnapped, and handcuff them to the radiator and lock the door and not tell anybody?
Midoriya:...Did you do something?
Monoma: *nods*
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Midoriya: *throws a hand full of glitter into the air.*
Monoma: You carry glitter in your pocket.
Midoriya: I used to carry butterflies but...
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Monoma: Will you stop smiling?
Midoriya: I'm not smiling Monoma, this is my upset face.
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Uraraka: How does he not know?
Monoma: Look at the new hero!
Midoriya: *excitedly looks out the window*
Monoma: He doesn't know because he has us.
Bakugou: The Deku Committee.
Monoma: We exist to keep certain information away from Midoriya.
Uraraka: Like what?
Bakugou: Everything really.
All Might: Listen! This committee can't protect him for the rest of his life. Hes getting too observant!
Bakugou: Hes looking at a new hero right now.
All Might: Well someone has to tell him.
Monoma: You do it.
All Might: *coughs up blood.*
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Monoma: Hi sweetie.
Midoriya: Peaches!
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A/N Okay I'm done.
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