#incorrect generation kill quotes

[beinfinite]

Captain "Encino Man" Schwetje: Need I remind you, Lt. Fick, what happens when you interfere with my job?

Nate Fick: The issue gets solved?

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[hitman-two]

Walt: Why are we going to Target?

Ray: Tar get stuff

#Incorrect Generation Kill Quotes #Source: TikTok #Please tell me this isn't something Ray would say #He would 100% drag Walt along because he doesn't want to go to Target on his own #Ray x Walt #I promise I am writing the prompts and overdue Brad/Ray/Walt fics

[thehauntedmarionnette]

Bkdk incorrect quotes part five; in celebration of chp 412 and endgame QL Izuku canon(?)

Izuku: Cause you're pretty and you're smart, and you're ignoring me so you're obviously my type. Kachann , who was distracted: Hah- what were you saying? Izuku: Perfect. Izuku, throwing their head into Kachann 's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Kachann , lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are. Izuku, sweating: Kachann , there’s something I need to ask you- Kachann : Finally! You’re proposing! Izuku: How’d you know? Kachann : Izuku, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Kachann : I even picked it up once. Kachann : I want to kiss you. Izuku, not paying attention: What? Kachann : I said if you die, I wont miss you. Izuku: I think I'm falling for you. Kachann : Then get up. Kachann : If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap… have fun figuring out which one. Katsuki walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Izuku , I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Izuku , sipping coffee happily: I love you too :) Izuku: Wait, but if you're not gay, why're you always kissing me and holding my hand and calling me your boyfriend? Katsuki: It's... satire Izuku: i don't think that what sati-

#mha #bkdk #bakudeku #izuku midoriya #bakugou katsuki #my hero academia #mha bkdk #bnha #okay but i feel like the last one /was/ incorrect #I feel like Katsuki would be very proud of his relationship and stuff #if Izuku was okay with it of course #i also feel like he would be aggresivley positive and accepting #like #“somebody said your orientation wasn't valid? looks like we have a fucking extra to kill” #“They said you don't have real pronouns? They can go fuck themselves with their 'real' fucking pronoun-” #bkdkbk #bkdk incorrect quotes #this was made with the incorrect quotes generator

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Before Raph and Mona Lisa's wedding]

Casey: Well, I have to go. I have a wedding to attend and I'm the best man.

April: Oh! I have a wedding to attend too. I'm the maid of honor.

Mikey: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well...

Donnie: I THINK WE ALL HAVE A WEDDING TO ATTEND!

Leo, panicking: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE!!

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[selfship-quotes]

F/O: Someone’s trying to break in. Stay back!

S/I: *grabs a skillet pan* I got this.

F/O: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

#source: incorrect quotes generator #imagine your f/o #selfship quotes #a good skillet pan could kill a man if needed

[itosevenito]

Hickey: And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times Francis: You mean you stabbed him? Hickey: He ran into my knife

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[trickarrows-bishop]

talia, glaring over at jules at the door: is this a friend of yours, cal? cal: kind of? I mean, she's in my life now and there's nothing I can or want to do about it

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[jittterbug5768]

Elinor: You kill people for money?!

Apollo: I can explain!

Elinor: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

#apollo burns #elinor fairmont #calliette #source: incorrect quotes generator #first kill

[crayonverse]

Holiday: What do you have there?

Rex, holding Breach’s hand: A soda?

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[eugenesmorphine]

oh my goodness are you SunflowerThot on wattpad??

I am not active on her or wattpad as much as I used to be, I am in nursing school so it is tough, but I do plan to come back more. But that is me, I am SunflowerThot on wattpad, I don’t know if I changed it over on that to Eugene’s morphine, I primarily write on her now. :)

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[witchcraftandburialdirt]

✏️

✧ ── 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑

Robin: *seductively takes off glasses* Robin: Wow... Igris: *blushes* Haha... what? Robin: You're really fucking blurry.

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Igris: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Robin: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Igris: Yes. Robin: I'd sleep.

#ic #FUCK #incorrect quotes generator #these killed me #the flame blade #ℝ𝕆𝔹𝕀ℕ 𝔸. 𝔹𝔸𝕌𝔻𝔼𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 ... 【 ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ-ᴇʏᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɢᴇ 】

[danganronpa-atn]

Angie: What’s your favorite color? Himiko: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something more mature. Kaito: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Himiko: My favorite color is red.

#danganronpa #incorrect quotes #killing harmony #source: incorrect quotes generator #angie yonaga #himiko yumeno #kaito momota

[15pantheons]

Ereshkigal, texting: Answer your phone  Ishtar, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone  Ereshkigal: Understood  Ereshkigal, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Ishtar.

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[ofthornsandfury]

Adrian: We have fun, don’t we, Nova? Nova: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#muse: nova #incorrect quotes #the generator is kind of killing it #these are perfection

[valentinetypewriter]

Ivy trio x Y/n incorrect quotes

thought I'd try branching out from only Marauders content so I hope you all like this

Masterlist

Newt: Y/n! What did I tell you about lying?

Y/n, looking down: ...That it only works on Thomas

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Newt: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Minho without him noticing?

Y/n: Hey, Minho, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny

Minho: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser

Newt: …

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Y/n: Made you all playlists!

Y/n: Thomas, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul

Y/n: Newt, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression

Y/n: And Minho has the ABBA Gold album

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Newt: Christmas is cancelled

Thomas: You can't cancel a holiday

Newt: Keep it up, Tommy, and you'll lose New Year's too

Thomas: What does that mean?

Newt: Y/n, take New Year's away from Thomas

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Minho: Newt, you'll be working with Thomas and Y/n

Newt: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Newt: ...Of people on a team

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Newt: I’m so happy two of my favourite people are getting along now

Minho: Uh, Y/n and Thomas are not getting along

Newt: They’re not trying to kill each other

Minho: You may have a point

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Thomas: ARE YOU-

Y/n: Fucking

Thomas: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Y/n Fucking

Thomas: IDIOT!

Minho: …What was that?

Y/n: Newt banned Thomas from swearing, so I’m helping him out

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Minho: I think we're missing something

Newt: Teamwork?

Y/n: Cohesion?

Thomas: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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[handmade-witch]

Another round of Incorrect Quotes Generator x Slytherin Boys:

Part 1 ☆ Part 3 ☆ Part 4 ☆ Part 5 ☆ Part 6

Mattheo: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Draco: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Draco: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Mattheo: I’m not stupid, you know.

[Y/n]: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!

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Mattheo: She's the girl of my dreams!

Theodore: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.

Mattheo: I have a lot of dreams!

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[Y/N]: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Mattheo: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

[Y/N]: I—

[Y/N]: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Draco: I have an idea.

[Y/n]: A good idea?

Draco: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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*Draco is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*

Mattheo: Hey, are they sleeping or dead?

Theodore: Hopefully dead, I hated them.

Mattheo: Yeah, me too.

Draco, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.

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[Y/N]: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Theodore: Oh, we've had worse.

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[Y/N], texting Mattheo: Text me when you’re home safely.

Mattheo: I’m home dangerously.

[Y/N]: Stop it.

Mattheo: I’m home lethally.

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Draco: Hey, what have you two been up to?

Mattheo: We were helping [Y/N] write their vows, but they kicked us out because Lorenzo was making inappropriate suggestions.

Lorenzo: How is “Theodore, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

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[Y/N], talking about Mattheo: Is this a friend of yours, Draco?

Draco: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

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Theodore: What is wrong with you?

Mattheo: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Draco: Guess what I'm about to get!

Blaise: On my nerves.

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Blaise: All of your existences are confusing.

The Squad: How so?

Blaise: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you deeply upsets me.

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Draco: How did you convince everyone to betray me? What did you offer them?

Blaise: I just asked if they wanted to embarass you and they all said yes.

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Theodore: Hey, are you okay?

[Y/N]: Yeah.

Theodore: You don't look okay...

[Y/N]: Then stop looking.

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[Y/N]: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Draco.

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[Y/N]: Kill me nowwwww.

Mattheo: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

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Mattheo: Lorenzo! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Lorenzo: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Draco: You read my diary?

Blaise: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Blaise: [Y/N] won’t come out of their room!

Mattheo: Just tell them I said something.

Blaise: Like what?

Mattheo: Anything factually incorrect.

Blaise, shrugging: If you say so.

[Y/N], arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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[Y/N]: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Lorenzo: Theft.

Blaise: Disturbing the peace.

Theodore: Aggravated assault.

Draco: Arson.

Mattheo: All of the above. In that order, probably

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Blaise, with Theodore and Mattheo behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Blaise: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Blaise: Lorenzo FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Mattheo: I said ‘No’ to drugs, but they wouldn’t listen.

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[Y/N]: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Lorenzo: You and me!

[Y/N]: *tearing up* Ok.

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Theodore: *yawns*

[Y/N]: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Theodore: Then you must be exhuasted.

Blaise: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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