#in a hilarious kind of way

[iron-embers]

Fuck yourself and your friend for disrespecting Mothzi.

Oh look, the lil troll is back and seeking attention, from a person that doesn’t even know who mothzii is. How adorable that you think you are trying to seem intimidating 😂🤣

Like seriously, who is Mothzii? They don’t seem important enough to remember cuz I got better things to do….apparently you don’t. Since the rest of us seem to be adults while you are finding new pathetic ways to embarrass yourself further, lil tip. When multiple people you attempt to troll block you unanimously, take the hint, get off tumblr, touch some grass and get some help for your attention issues. This is just sad, trying to make drama where there is none. An even better word of advice would be if you are gonna talk shit, grow a pair and get off the anon, actually think for a moment (I know that must be difficult for you but hear me out). Just think to yourself “Should I really be wasting my time with delusional bs, and ya know, actually get in touch with reality to realize that this will get me nowhere?”

You’ll just be alone, or maybe that’s what you want. Either way, I could care less about your fragile emotional stability, not my problem. if you wanna make it a problem with every random person you try and fail to harass, there is a beautiful thing called a therapist for that, and if that doesn’t work, try the mental institution. I’m positive you would benefit but don’t worry, we all know who you are and us adults are gonna keep blocking you. Consider this my one time indulgence into your troll, cuz anon asks are turned off now, and feel free to stew in your lil misery with that.

#hantengu demon slayer #hantengu drama #demon slayer #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer blog #this is just sad #in a hilarious kind of way #entertaining #but a waste of time and energy #hantengu simp troll #anon troll #ask

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you. I'm sorry.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jin guangyao #lan wangij #jin ling #LWJ shifting into fight mode was so damn cool. He is always ready to start throwing hands. #It's in a way that befits someone with a bit more bloodlust that his calm demeanor lets on - but nearly always in defense of someone. #What a great synergy with his personal philosophies! see that he is a Genuinely Noble Guy time and time again! #Is is also way more hilarious and unhinged than most people give him credit for? Also yes. #Nothing and no one ever said he did not or would not rip off JGY's hat mid-fight. I think LWJ needs to snatch more wigs LITERALLY. #Yes I'm delaying the part where I have to address the emotional turmoil of Jin Ling stabbing wwx. It gutted me terribly. #What is worse that realizing that someone you respected has done horrible things #than discovering someone who did horrible things being a kind and trustworthy person? #What is more horrifying that realizing other people are extremely complex and cannot be categorized into black and white? #When people hurt us or our loved ones we very much want to make them out to be irredeemable monsters. But they are not. #It is not actually such a terrible fate to just be a person. To be forgiven and forgive is possible. To change is possible. #This lesson is hard. It is something you have to actively challenge yourself to do. Black and white is the innate path to go down. #And its *why* I love Jin Ling so much. He is the character who fights the longest and hardest to challenge social and personal beliefs #He gets a pass for stabbing wwx for being so deliciously conflicted and tormented by it. #And with wrists THAT limp I can't imagine the wound was particularly deep

[lienwyn]

Kang Yo Han in his natural habitat, as observed by Kim Ga On

OR

You want to fuck that old man so bad it makes you look stupid

#The Devil Judge #Kang Yo Han #Gahan #Art #Fan Art #KDrama #Well #The Gahan is implied #If not before then definitely after that last sketch #This is what I've been doing the past three weeks xD #Just drawing a lot #Because I wanted to practice on sketching #And colouring those sketches in a way that's quick but also looks good #The difference between the first and last sketch is kind of hilarious #Especially on the skin #Improvement: Speedrun Edition #These took between three to seven hours each #And I'm very happy with them! #Even if they're also far from as perfect as I could make them if I spent more time on them #But the whole challenge was to not overwork them #So yeah #These are still sketches in my eyes xD #I'm getting REALLY good at the blurry backgrounds

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

In case someone out there has never encountered a goose, and is wondering if they really are that terrible, well…

…Yes. Yes they are.

#my kid took these by the way #wasn’t even fazed #which I mean kudos there because I would have been traumatized for life #just looking at it afterwards was sufficient nightmare fuel #as I was proudly shown this #just smiling and nodding and wondering wtf #sometimes you forget all your past encounters with geese and then this gets shoved in your face #you’re welcome #I did see some hyenas in a zoo catch a goose once though #they were excited little puppies for the next ten minutes as they tore that thing apart #honestly it was kind of cute in a bloody gory morbid way #time to go reread some soulmate goose of enforcement fics #those things are hilarious when you have this kind of image running through your mind the entire time #geese tw #not batfam or dc related #yet #it could be if we try hard and believe in ourselves #wouldn’t be the worst thing to get thrown into the blender that is dc fanon #I’m sure we can get some geese to fit #Damian’s got room in his heart and backyard surely

[atopvisenyashill]

Thoughts on the Alysanne is Maegor's daughter AU? I feel like it has some interesting potential, and it vastly recontextualizes different parts of Jaehaehae (I do not like him sjsjsjs) and Alysanne's relationship (such as Jaehaehae's treatment of their daughters) but I wanna hear what you think about it!

I’ve touched on this a bit before but since you actually want to hear my thoughts, allow me to present to you my Jaehaerys Is The Goddamn Worst, And Alysanne Annoys Me Too: An Essay lmao but my answer is basically “yeah all of what you just said.”

I think it makes Alysanne much more palatable (to me) as a character because as she stands, she just fixates on forcing her daughters through these fucked up marriages at too young an age bc it traumatized her to be married and pregnant at 15 too but she’d never admit that being a willing participant in her own kidnapping by her brother-husband was the single worst thing that ever happened to her, and because Alysanne doesn’t want to admit it (and Jaehaerys would never see it as wrong or a mistake) F&B really shies away from delving into the fact that Alysanne is as deranged of a mother as Cersei is. So as she stands, she’s very flat to me because she’s presented very flatly and inconsistently. She’s so in love with Jaehaerys, she’s maritally raped by Jaehaerys, she’s a loving and doting mother, she forces her daughters into marriages when they’re the same too young age she was, she accuses her teenage girls of being scheming whores then gets angry when her husband accuses their teenage girls of being scheming whores, and worst of all we are just told “Maegelle tells them to make up so they do” so we don’t know why Alysanne gets over all of this. What is the point of riding a dragon when you never use that dragon to protect your daughters from unwanted teen marriages? We’re just not given a good enough justification for why her behavior is so weird and frustrating towards her daughters.

Make her Maegor’s daughter though…most of her behavior as an adult makes more sense. Like a worse version of Rhaenyra’s childhood almost - a father desperate for a son, but lowkey obsessed with his daughter, who makes all his hang ups about his parents the problems of every woman around him, except Maegor is out here blood sacrificing and torturing and starting wars and forcing babies on wives he discards quickly and brutally. Then here comes Jaehaerys on a white horse green dragon to save her from the horror her life has become, and he loves her so much he runs away with her even though Alyssa says they shouldn’t marry because people won’t like it. And they have beautiful children, and a beautiful marriage, and build a beautiful kingdom.

Then her pregnancies start getting dangerous. Gaemon, then Valerion, die. Alysanne thinks of the shriveled up mutants she called brothers, if Maegor’s taint has passed to her. Her perfect husband ignores her no, and forces Gael on her. Alysanne remembers that he said nothing to Rogar when Alyssa died, merely wept. Then her daughters start to die. Daella, Alyssa, Viserra, all within a few years. Then Jaehaerys makes Saera watch as he murders her boyfriend, calls her a whore, and says Alysanne cannot follow Saera to Lys. Alysanne thinks of Maegor torturing the Harroways over Alys’ presumed infidelity. Jaehaerys says he’s sorry, and her daughter badgers her into forgiving him, and she remembers how she helped Jaehaerys badger Alyssa into forgiving Rogar. Not two years later, Jaehaerys passes over Rhaenys. Alysanne thinks of how she was never enough for her father, how she felt so superior to Rhaena banished to Dragonstone and resented by Aerea, yet there she is dragging Gael away from court because she can’t stand to be with Jaehaerys. How her father was surrounded by dead women and dead babies and how Jaehaerys is surrounded by his own dead daughters, but surely she did the right thing, surely Maegor was worse, surely the realm is better off? Is he right to pass over Rhaenys? Is she enabling a man just as monstrous as her father? She will never decide, because Maegelle will guilt her about keeping Gael isolated at Dragonstone, and Alysanne will do as she’s told, just like Rhaena, and Alyssa, and Jeyne, Elinor, Ceryse, Alys, and Tyanna, just like every one of her daughters.

I do get why Alysanne is Alyssa & Aenys’ and not Maegor’s. The weird Targ babies, the line not descending from Visenya, Jaehaerys and Alysanne being held up as the perfect Targaryen couple specifically because they are brother and sister and dragon riders. I do even think canon Alysanne is likely traumatized by her time as a hostage on Dragonstone, and the ensuing war, and the trauma bond that caused with Jaehaerys, and it makes her idolize Jaehaerys, and then he isolates her at Dragonstone so he can swiftly and safely marry, groom, and knock her up. It’s not like,,,, a fun time, and it’s enough to make anyone crazy and weird about their daughters, but I think having her father be Maegor makes Alysanne herself much deeper because it gives her, as the most beloved Targaryen queen, a blood tie to the most hated Targaryen king, and a marriage to the most beloved Targaryen king. It fits better with a lot of the themes of the main series (again, imo) - forcing the spotlight on the outsiders to see how the affect the story from behind the scenes. The fall of Aegon’s sons, and The Long Reign, not told from the PoV or to serve the PoV of any of the kings or princes, but of the queen that tied them all together.

#anti jaehaerys i targaryen #f&b critical #fire and blood critical #asks #thesadboy #like he kind of does this with aenys & maegor by focusing on alyssa and rhaena and the wives and visenya. #but the Moment jaehaerys enters the scene he completely dominates it. the same way daemon and aemond do actually. #but this is not. it should not!! be their story. that’s not how the main series is told anyway!! #if f&b isn’t told by a dornish maester than it should have been written by a septa!!! #nuns wrote books!!!!! #rich noblewomen wrote novels and poetry!!!!!!! #GEORGE DO YOU READ WOMEN. I AM NO LONGER ASKING POLITELY. #i went to look for her mother and apparently this was just a mistake elio made and i’m even more depressed. i can’t believe i’m saying this #but elio damn your mind. #i bet he saw that and went ‘wait which one is her fucjing mother’ and george was like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about. #idk who would be her mother in this au. if we want to keep her within 3 ish years of jaehaerys it Has to be alys or ceryse. ceryse hightowe #is the hilarious and obvious choice. but don’t count out alys harroway second wife here either. #then there’s rhaena as her mother which with the canon timeline makes him 12 years older and isn’t THAT horrible let’s stop here actually.

[fabulous-fic-quotes]

Riddle did not ask again, he grabbed Harry's shoulders and moved him away. Harry looked at his dinky watch. 8:58am. "I have two minutes until I'm the property of the Ministry of Magic." So fuck off.

Riddle's smile was condescending. "Don't be silly, Harry. You are always mine."

"Where's HR?" Harry demanded.

Riddle's smile widened. "We don't have HR."

"Ok. First, let's create an HR office. Then I'll anonymously report you for harassment."

"How about dinner tonight to go over sexual harassment in the workplace in detail?"

Harry threw his head back in laughter and a few people turned to stare at the loud noise. "That was smooth," Harry complimented with a smile feeling reluctantly impressed.

Too Old to be this Young - Nadia_Castillo

#harry potter #harry james potter #tom marvolo riddle #tom riddle #fic quotes #fic recs #alternate universe #dimension travel #no voldemort au #tomarry #if you want to read the different ways a rather crazy but sane tom tries to win over harry this is the fic #also... #if you want to read how harry messes up all kind of things without meaning it #this fic is hilarious

[cinnamon-flame]

Pigeon studies

Okay so long story short, my love for pigeons reignited over the last few days and I drew only pigeons for like a week to the concern of everybody who saw me enter that state of mind.

The first three are drawn based few different pigeon shots I found, the two after that are referenced from my weirdly pixelated vacation pics and the last one is so high quality because my bestie @wilczuuu let me use one of their gorgeous photos for reference.

Also just for fun I filmed the last one as a timelapse to see that that would look like

I struggle a lot with bird anatomy and while these drawing made me get a firmer grip on that, I'm still super confused about that. So if anyone has some experience with drawing birds and would like to share some tips I would be very thankful.

#I might use one of these for a pfp or something cause I think their heads came out hilarious #You can kind of the the improvement in the feathers from first to last pigeon? kinda? #I'm so confused about how their feet should be drawn #but I made some progress #also those are only the painted pigeons I've made I also drew like 5 different ones both on my tablet and in my sketchbook for fun #Check out my friend!!! Their photography is superb!!! #They're not on tumblr much but give them some love! #anyways today it was pigeons #next week who knows #if you have any funky pigeon photos feel free to send them my way #bird #bird art #pigeon #pigeon art #birds #rock dove #art #cinnamon's doodles

[skitskatdacat63]

"The Boy With The Thorn in His Side"(x) - The Smiths × 2023 Strollonso moments + pundits' reactions

#baby's first web weave please be kind #frankly i could make a giant masterpost on my opinions on which Smiths songs fit which drivers/ships #i like their music a very healthy amount and I don't spend countless hours daydreaming to it...no.... #but this particular song has been haunting me bcs i think it fits them super well!! #with their relationship dynamics and then the way everyone doubts their relationship #though its been hilarious watching the f1tv commentators kind of resign themselves to 'ah well ig this is what AMR/Fernando is like now' #went from being confused and shocked at their on track comradery to just accepting it for what it is #now theyre like 'ah yes lance dutifully lets fernando pass' compared to the previous ouright disbelief and denial #yeah thats right...theyre in love...what are you gonna do about it... #i think one day itd be fun to make a vid comp of all the times the commentators were ?????? at strollonso's lovey doveyness it is fun TO ME #it was really funny to look through shitty articles for negative comments #but the funniest part is that istg all of the articles just quote this one singular man who is hellbent on being a hater #i am in your walls peter windsor. #i think its silly when they bring in 'f1 experts' for their opinions ona drivers motivations and mindset #they act like such armchair psychologists like bruh your degree is probably engineering or journalism calm down!! #hehehe anyways happy with this!! i wrote it out on paper like a whole ass essay draft to brainstorm what to put #and then i scrolled thru the draft while listening to the song and im just EEEEEEE IT FITSSSSSSS #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #lance stroll #fernando alonso #fa14 #ls18 #1418 #1814 #strollonso #alonstroll #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[amethystroselily]

Something I think is kind of cute that isn’t talked about much is the fact that Hirotsu uses the suffixes -san and -dono to refer to Dazai when talking directly to him, but every time he talks about him to someone else he uses -kun.

Because, like, he sees Dazai as a kid, but Dazai was still his boss so he has to show respect, but he drops it as soon as he’s gone. I love that.

#it’s kind of hilarious #I’ve actually NEVER heard anyone mention this before I just kind of noticed it #I don’t know why I worded it that way #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd hirotsu #bsd dazai osamu

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #p4g #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #man the way yosuke and ted are so similar #yosuke teasing yu and being nosy about the stuff hes hiding #but thats also exactly what teddie does to yosuke and its kind of hilarious that way #its karma actually that teddie ends up finding his special magazines but it's also them being brothers #and teddie being a reflection of all of yosukes best and worst parts and in this essay i- #he's good with his queue

[tswwwit]

I feel like at some point in the Familiar AU, someone (Ford? Secret Flirtagent who's made it his personal mission to ""rescue"" Dipper from Bill after nearly getting murdered?) snoops through Dipper's magic cellohone for clues on how to destroy Cipher. And this really is 70% of their texts.

Obviously Bill would have made it so if anyone besides he or Dipper tries to use the phone, they get a nasty surprise, but still.

(Thanks as always for the amazing writing!)

#answers #You're 100% right and you should say it #A good 80-90% of their texts don't show romance in a conventional way #And of that percent a lot of them are more domestic than you'd expect #Like 'I think it's your turn to pick up snacks' and 'did you clear the ultra-bees out of the living room yet' #Don't scroll up too far though or you might see something you regret Ford #They've been known to snap a few saucy pics and share some naughty texts #The federal agent trying to eliminate Bill is hilarious and a good idea #Heck knows he's probably alarmed as hell at this poor twink's situation #All this to say that this supposition is 100% accurate #Thank you so much for your kind words too! I'm glad you're enjoying my silly writing! #I enjoy making it

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

When you try to Manipulate and Manwhore yourself out of a situation, and end up a Malewife.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #MDZS #season 1 #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan wangji #I too am extremely vulnerable by people 'yes-and'ing me when I say things I expect them to react the opposite way to #WWX thinking LWJ is the same easily flustered teen as he was 15 years ago is a huge blunder but you cant really blame him #LWJ had 13 years of character development while you were napping (ghost style)!! #it is deeply hilarious how this plan does the opposite of what he wants #playing checkers while LWJ is playing chess kind of moves smh #LWJ is having the best day of his life while WWX is trying to find a way to distract him so he can start eating the pieces as a last resort #On another note; sorry i forgot JC's bangs in his last appearances. They reattached themselves to his sticky forehead

[beans-and-shet]

Now they can be best friends

#tokyo mew mew #masaya aoyama #kisshu #tmm quiche #ryou shirogane #zakuro fujiwara #now I’m just gonna ramble #Bruh I would kill for an episode post re-turn where these 3 work on some kind of mission together and it is awkward and hilarious af #hell it could even be all the guys #it would still be funny #pie would be exasperated tart would be highly entertained and tasuku would probably also be amused at first but develop into a mediator #also there is no way in hell anyone could ever get these 3 into this shirt #but just imagine if it happened like they lost a bet or something #quiche would probably start throwing his one available hand and Masaya has no hands ryou would be yelling it’d be a mess #Tmm girls are all about friendship and teamwork and then you have the guys #also yeah zakuro not missing the chance to get that photo #after she quickly snapped that photo of the guys in butler outfits in re-turn I know sheNever misses a beat when it comes to that #my dumb art

[just-bendy]

[ The original post I wanted to make with the screenshots. ]

(( I was informed that I'm being impersonated on Discord.

Thanks to @discobowser for sharing these screenshots with me.

This is NOT me. This is a shameless impersonator and art thief. I would never join discords and tell people that I own just-bendy ( or talk like that... "bet" ... what?? and who the hell is king kirbo ) And I don't make alt accounts, what would I need that for? I'm still using the one I made back in 2017, and I wouldn't make one especially just for just-bendy.

If you see this user or any user impersonating me in a server, just ban them, no need to harass or attack. I am currently not in any active servers, or any Bendy ones, and I don't plan on joining any, so if anyone starts saying that they are the "real just-bendy" then please know that is a lie. If I could report this person, then I would, but I'm not sure how to do that. Thanks for reading. ))

#come on i know the difference between ''drawer'' and ''artist'' #definitely a teen by the way they talk #i don't talk to people so this is almost hilarious how theyre trying to pull this off #i'm showing their user since this is an alt account or whatever #they could just abandon ship once they get cowardly #just don't harass them #anyone that does is not my responsibility #ugh this is why i hate kids #i can't wait to hiatus this blog. i don't like the kind of ppl ( kids ) i'm attracting to it #this blog isnt even for kids i hate everything

[liketaylorswift]

I think you guys should know that a local Hampton Inn hotel crew has a cutout of Taylor and has been posting her adventures in a Facebook group in anticipation of the shows this weekend (open the photos for captions)

edit: white castle is a staple of newport ky. it’s memed in local fb groups often enough that it was the obvious restaurant choice for cutout taylor

#I find this hilarious #there was one in kind of bad taste but I don’t think they meant it any sort of way #ashley speaks now

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

had a dream that I met some online friends in person and we hit it off and it was great

then after some time we met up in person again and with no warning they all hit me over the head with rocks killing me instantly

#hahdcjvnvn #i don’t think these were real online friends. I think they were created for the dream or something #is my brain trying to warn me of stranger danger #either way this was kind of hilarious #storyrambles