It's 7 o clock. I got maybe 4 hours of sleep and I want to go back to bed already. Work is evil and I should not be required to do it
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I have this problem where if my chair is adjusted for my feet to touch the ground it hurts my shoulder because of how low it sits on my back due to scoliosis, but if I have my chair adjusted to be comfortable for my shoulder then my feet dangle and it hurts my knees.
And I can't seem to figure out a happy medium.
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back in the akademiya kaveh was alhaithams first friend+crush so he was quite possessive over him and tried to intimidate other students but the problem was that he was short and had a babyface so he just kinda looked like an angry cat
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Another hot take because I can't get the idea of queer moms ivy and harley out if my head;
So dannys on the run from the GIW (shocker) and ends up in Gotham because of Reasons™ (aka plot). He's tired, exhausted, and overall not having A Good Time. So he does what any half-dead teenager with combined mommy and daddy issues does - he finds an alley, sits down and cries a little.
Totally normal teenage super hero stuff.
When suddenly there's like a loud cackling near the entrance of the alley as well as some sus grunting noises. Danny, being a curious cat with a half life left, investigates (read: he sticks his head through a dumpster). What he sees shocks him a little bit. There's a wanna-be clown holding a green lady against a wall! Oh no! Shocker! This must be that joker guy everyones worried about, right? Because as a teenage superhero from the Midwest danny toooootally keeps up with all the other hero drama. Like an adult. He totally does, he swears it.
(or maybe alternative dimension? Or timeline?)
But so this joker lady is holding green lady hostage, right? So he steps out heroically (again, read: he falls through the dumpster and awkwardly stands there) and tells the joker lady to stop joking around and to let the hostage go!
Totally heroic.
But then joker lady and green lady look at him and kind of laugh, like "haha kid, that's funny" but dannys dead serious. Man goes "like no but seriously stop harming an innocent woman" which causes ivy to laugh and tell him he's cute. Ivy and Harley lead him on a bit to see if he's really just THAT clueless before realizing that, oh wait yeah, this kid has no idea who we are. They think it's very adorable that this child is trying to stand up to protect Harleys girlfriend/wife/lover? (idk I don't really keep up with the DC stuff) but so they kind of off hand ask Danny if he's new in town. Ofc being a (lovable) idiot he says yes. They ask if he has a place to stay. He says no.
So they abscond away to the dead mall with Danny in tow! Because if all else fails hed make a good goon.
Bonus of king shark and Danny legit getting on like a house on fire. Like he already knows a lot about plants because of Sam, but the ocean? And a talking shark? That isnt dead and wanting to fight him? The coolest thing since the Apollo 13.
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Wife: *slams open the door to the DMC* *stomps her way in*
Dante: Oh! Hey, Q/Reader/Vergil’s Wife/Sister-in-law/Etc.!
Wife: *Slams palms on desk*
Wife: Where is he?
Dante: *Blinks* Uh. You mean Vergil? Ain’t he always with you?
Wife: Don’t play dumb with -me-, Dan-!
*Cellphone rings*
Wife: *Picks up* Vergil? The hell you go?!
Wife: ...
Wife: ...
Wife: Yeah, well, Dante’s trying to put the moves on me he-
*Portal opens up in the middle of the lobby*
Wife: *shit-eating grin and hangs up with a click of a button*
Dante: You little shit.
Wife: Nehehehehee~
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