#gerlion

[alchemyofpain]

Dandelion serving cunt 💅🏻✨

Tried something different today! Dandelion, but how I pictured him while reading the book

#gerlion #geraskier #the witcher #geralt of rivia #comics #the witcher wild hunt #dandelion #jaskier #yennefer #the witcher books

[its-bread-bitch]

Here’s the thing:

Jaskier doesn’t have a horse. I mean yeah, technically he has Pegasus but in nw and most fanon media he doesn’t. The man walks at the same pace as a horse every day for twenty years. And I’m sure Geralt let him put SOME things on Roach, but probably not much. She’s Geralt’s horse and needs to carry his things AND Geralt, no one wants her to be over extended with bard stuff. So that means Jaskier carries all his stuff himself which is AT MINIMUM, his lute, notebooks, probably like 3 sets of relatively complex performing outfits and road clothes, all his fancy cosmetic stuff, a bedroll, and his METAL coin money. He also probably has first aid things like bandages and potions, frivolous things like baubles and jewelry, food, water, and probably other bard stuff like spare strings and such.

Yeah, Jask is depicted as traveling without bags but that’s just not possible. He probably carries his own essentials and as someone who backpacks— that alone is usually 20+ lbs. WITH modern technology aimed at making things lighter. Thats not counting all the fancy stuff he’s prone to and his career tools. Jaskier is probably hauling like 40-50lbs or more of stuff EVERY DAY while mostly roughing it off the land and keeping pace with a man on horseback. Oh, and this is WHILE SINGING AND TALKING the entire time. Can you imagine this man’s lung capacity? To sing and talk constantly while exerting himself?

This is all to say: Jaskier is strong as fuck and fit as hell. The thing is though, he probably doesn’t even recognize it. Yeah, he probably knows he’s got the muscle and such, but he still is largely perceived as a delicate person. He PROJECTS being delicate. Being fragile and pampered and in need of the finer things. He projects capable, but not strong. This. Is. Hilarious.

Jaskier, having already walked 12 miles at a moderate incline carrying 40lbs of stuff without breaking a sweat (it’s barely past midday): Geralt I am FRAGILE. I cannot POSSIBLY walk through this mud. (It’s like a 3 ft section) I’m not a rugged mountain man like you, I’m simply not BUILT for this!

Geralt, staring at Jaskier who’s as burly as most Witchers and has walked the path w/o Witcher training for over a decade: hm

#jaskier witcher #geralt x jaskier #jaskier #dandelion witcher #dandelion #witcher geralt #geralt z rivii #geralt of rivera #geralt of rivia #the witcher #witcher netflix #witcher #the bard jaskier #geraskier #gerlion

[lakka-arts]

my only thoughts regarding twn

bonus:

#twn #hexer #dandelion #jaskier #gerlion #the witcher #tw3 #my art #geralt #geraskier

[teatitty]

It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?

And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"

#the witcher books #dandelion #geralt of rivia #gerlion #you know those romcom plots that are like 'I told my fam I have a bf and now they want to meet him so pls pretend to date me'? #this is like that except the reverse #geralt tells his fam he has a bestie who's a bard that cuddles with him at night and they all just #don't believe him bc it sounds so ridiculous #'it's okay to say you're just lonely geralt you don't need to Invent A Guy to convince us you're not' #'I DIDN'T INVENT A GUY HE'S REAL I PROMISE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A PATHETIC WET DOG'

[highbeeans]

He's just being respectful, Jaskier.

#geraskier #gerlion #geralt #jaskier #geralt of rivia #dandelion #yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #the witcher #fan art

[hannibard]

What I'm hoping happens by the end of the series

#has this been done before? #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #yennskier #yennralt #geraskefer #twn #the witcher netflix #photo #my edit #crack #shitpost #meme #julian alfred pankratz #dandelion #gerlion #crispy

[feelsforsterek]

#the witcher #geraskier #henry cavill #joey batey #geralt of rivia #jaskier #julian pankratz #julian alfred pankratz #the witcher 3 #witcher #geralt #gerlion #witcheredit #thewitcheredit #tvedit #hcavilledit #joeybateyedit #thewitchersdaily #:') i've missed them your honor

[formerly-geraltshumblebard]

in the season 3 finale geralt gets beaten up so bad he becomes australian

#geralt of rivia #jaskier x geralt #geralt x jaskier #the witcher #witcher #witcher wild hunt #dandelion #yennefer of vengerberg #geraskier #jaskier #joey batey #henry cavill #liam hemsworth #jaskier hc #geraskier hc #witcher hc #witcher fic #geralt of rivia fic #gerlion #geraskier gif #yennefer imagine #yennefer #witcher icons #henry cavill geralt #henry cavill hc #henry cavill fic #liam hemsworth witcher

[yakowo]

bath time! 🧼🫧

#was it an excuse to draw boobas? yes it was #and I'm proud to admit that #the witcher #the witcher books #geralt of rivia #jaskier #dandelion #geraskier #gerlion #my art

[finleycannotdraw]

reading the witcher books after watching the netflix series is such a slap to the face (positive) mostly because of how much sweeter geralt is to everyone but also just because of. everything. I’m mostly talking about how he treats dandelion (jaskier) because the show did them dirty

(all from the last wish and sword of destiny)

netflix geralt: jaskier we aren’t friends >:(

book geralt, absolutely unprompted: ah yes, my dear friend dandelion

and ALSO his dynamic with ciri is absolutely GOLD

(-sword of destiny) like. god I’m liable to get emotional, geralt, stop being sweet

I don’t have pictures but his relationship with yennefer is also so much better in the books and get this

the geraskier mountain divorce didn’t happen

tl;dr if you liked the netflix series (or even if you didn’t) you should definitely check out the books. the characters are so much more developed and the writing style is gorgeous. I’ve read three of them since getting the series last week.

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #the witcher netflix #the witcher books #the witcher novels #the witcher series #wiedzmin #dandelion the bard #gerlion #geraskier #jaskier #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #cirilla of cintra #cirilla fiona elen riannon #ciri the witcher #geralt & ciri

[sgushyonka]

It’s May!!

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #geralt z rivii #dandelion witcher #gerlion

[pixlatedvampire]

It’s been ten years since I finished a drawing so please enjoy these two idiots I drew all the way back in 2021 😭🤣

#procreate #doodle #my art #the witcher #jaskier #gerlion #geralt of rivia #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #they have too many fucking names between them lmao #I’ve been sick this past week so I haven’t even been able to work on any drawings :( #I have a very stupid comic I’m working on for them if that interests anyone lol (and if I ever finish it >:T) #anyhoo this one’s old but I like them :> I think I got the idea from a text post I saw? I have no idea anymore tho sorry #honestly I like how I drew dandy here he has a good energy to him #I feel like I’ve gotten worse at drawing him alksajcklsndflkn rip

[its-bread-bitch]

Modern Geraskier would be Jaskier in the sluttiest, most colorful fashion forward outfits imaginable, serving cunt 24/7 and Geralt in one hoodie/t shirt that’s falling apart and only gets washed once a month. Geralt is not serving cunt. He’s giving 1AM Walmart depression run with ‘tism rizz that only and VIOLENTLY affects Jaskier.

#geraskier #geralt x jaskier #gerlion #jaskier #the witcher #dandelion #geralt of rivia #jaskier witcher #dandelion witcher #geralt of rivera #modern Witcher #modern Geraskier

[bilberry-jam]

Finally drew my favourite pair of fools in detail again

#the witcher books #dandelion #geralt of rivia #gerlion #my art #I need to draw them interacting more. #your local Witcher fan is a concept artist. woah! #the Witcher

[teatitty]

It's so crazy that it's actual canon that Geralt has a whole moral thing against killing humans if he can help it, like he will just put up with fucking anything without batting an eye but the second someone threatens Dandelion's life he's like "okay so you have chosen Brutal Visceral Death got it" and mows them down without any hesitation. He was going to kill Regis - a guy who had been nothing but a good friend and helpful throughout their journey - just bc he said Dandy's blood smelled nice. IF I THINK ABOUT IT FOR TOO LONG I START GOING INSANE THEY ARE SO QUEERPLATONICS DO YOU UNDERSTAND

#the witcher books #gerlion #geralt of rivia

[hannibard]

....I'm sorry (x)

#geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #twn #the witcher netflix #the witcher season 3 #out of the fire into the frying pan #my edit #photos #shitpost #incorrect quotes #crack #gerlion #dandelion #s3 #meme #I'm really really sorry for making this #i could help myself #it's like an au where Geralt continued treating jaskier as he did in season 1 #tumblr text post #@pointnclick #crispy