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#lmao

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#mars

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

#xd #mars #about me

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#keyboard because clicky clack sounds and feel #polls

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just thought of a funny post then imagined the annoying asks i'd get about it and got mad and closed the new post editor . then imagined getting to call them a dumb cunt and opened it again. then realized that was insane and started typing this. actually since i'm already in here (post editor) might as well make a fakepost of the entire situation so u all can experience it too

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being white AND autistic is like a double nerf when it comes to dancing i really do just freak it nothing style #text

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anonymous asked: not everything is fucking autism i think youre just lame 😭 it's literally not that hard

🌃 aropride answered: autism causes motor difficulties you dumb cunt

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get their ass

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@aropride You are so cool i love you

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tumblr user aropride suffers more than jesus

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god that aropride guy is so fucking cool i wish we were bffs

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hi omg ty :3 do u want to frolic in a field with me

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of COURSE

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obama asked: Do you want one Million dollars and also i will erase student debt forever communism style

🌃 aropride answered: yass omg #ask

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#lmao

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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I dont want to be at work i want to be thinking about robot sex :/

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I think more people should have secret pronouns that you can only unlock by being their friend

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tumblr are you telling me something

#lmao

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Thoughts on why Ashley is the only squad mate with a canon birthday:

1) She is the most specialest girl and she deserves it.

2) Everyone loves her so much they forget theirs and celebrate hers.

3) The idea that there is only like 2 characters with a canon birthday and they are both Aries is funny.

4) Considering the sheer amount of daddy issues in this series I honestly would believe everyone else’s parents just never wrote theirs down.

#4 is so real #mass effect #ashley williams

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this couldn’t be said any better

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When can we start admitting that seeing the outline of someone’s dick through their pants is cute as shit??? Especially when they’re trying to hide it. Like “Aww, is someone all worked up? You want me to help out with that? We wouldn’t want your poor dick to leak through your pants, would we?”

#mars #kars #nsft text

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I shouldn’t have to work on account of my big brown eyes and general sweetiepieness

#about me

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I love bisexuals I love being bisexual

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#my family arguing is an insane option but god does it bring back memories #polls

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important ! In recent years especially this year I’ve noticed a lot that the internet language picked up so many Islamic phrases and, from a muslim perspective, it makes the internet a little more welcoming. the thing is, a lot of the time with Islamic phrases you have to be careful about when and where to say them they hold their own weight and demand their own respect so here is a list explaining each phrase and some notes about it.

In sha allah

It means “ If God wills “. Muslims say it because we’re unaware of what future holds it’s actually blasphemous to claim to know the future, so saying so means “ If it’s the will of god it will happen if not it won’t “ and you’d say it about future events. side note, it’s also a polite way of saying No. for example, someone asks you to do something and you say in sha allah. Technically you’re not saying yes or no, and if it’s not in god’s will it won’t happen.

Ma sha allah

It means “ this is what god intended “ and it’s a compliment. Saying so is like saying WOW! But it’s also kind of a prayer of protection? If I see someone with pretty hair I should say “ Ma sha allah your hair is very pretty “ the ma sha allah protects the person from the evil eye. By saying that I’m also saying I’m not jealous I’m genuinely enamored and I don’t wish any harm to go to it.

Astagfurullah

it means “ to god I repent “ or “ from god I seek forgiveness” it’s usually used when you make a mistake but people also use it when they see something bad or when they want to avoid saying something bad. Like once my card refused to work and I’d say that so I won’t say any curse words and to calm down my anger

wallah/wallahi

okay this one is important. This one shouldn’t be used so lightly. It means “ by god’s name “ and it’s basically swearing in Allah’s name. You are only supposed to say it if you genuinely mean what you’re saying. It’s such a heavy word that I only say it very rarely and if you say it and don’t follow up on what you said you have to fast for three days as repentance.

One more note is that with the name of Allah you should also be careful it’s not supposed to be written on papers that’ll get stepped on or lightly used in art because it also has its own weight it’s regarded heavily. Like even in home decorations it should be elevated and not overshadowed. If I have to throw away a paper I have to sit down and color over the name of Allah or burn the papers so it won’t get thrown in trash.

another note is that those phrases aren’t Muslim exclusive. Some Arab non-Muslims use them as well. This is only my explanation from a Muslim perspective.

Another another note is this is what I can remember at the moment but if you have additions or enquiries let me know

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EMERGENCY COMMS OPEN!

Reblogs are also greatly appreciated! :")

Making a new mini post since none of my others are being seen and we haven't been able to get alot of help thus far, and I'm getting worried since we're three days late to paying now. I'm hoping to get at least 50$ tonight to cover the room for two of the days. We'd need 120$ to cover everything but 50 would give us enough to put down and stay here. We only have an hour and 30 mins left. If we can't stay here, I'm genuinely not sure what we'll do.

I have commissions open in case anyone would like to bump/share or help us out that way. You can find my commission prices on my pinned post or here. Any sort of help we could get would really mean a lot since it's been a very tough last few days for my family and I. I'll have some examples below.

#boost