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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year

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I just reread your Language Barrier AU and the ballpoint where reader was pissed because these fuckers just couldn't help but talk like Zhongli-

MINCE YOUR WORDS.

IN ONE SENTENCE.

PREFERABLY 5 WORDS OR LESS.

EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M RAZOR.

Argh, God. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. 😤 Imagine in a fight and these dudes just sttaight up blurted a fucking 5 book-length, hard bounded soliloquy- I cannot-

No, Venti, Kazuha. You cannot use Haikus-

No, Cyno, you cannot use jokes either- but that is debatable-

And Oh. My. God. I kept thinking about when fighting and y'all kept throwing words (like when using a skill) and I'm just here standing, bracing myself SO HARD trying not to laugh (also irl). And then maybe now and then some mistranslation on Reader's mind since they use JP VA since the start of Genshin (assuming they play?) are new to Teyvat's Language:

'One with the Floor!'

One with the what?

'Shake your ass, sir!'

Cue spitting tea-

(Sorry, that's just me mishearing things 💀) But like at those times, Reader is the one dying of laughter lol. Imagine them explaing to Beidou that they thought she said 'Power of the ending Hotdog' instead of 'Power that ended Haishan'.

Aight, imma just.. go.

*imma send this anonymously because im shy, but do know that I love bread 🥖

Also @2:20

For you 🤲🥨🍩🥧🥐all the bread for the superior ask, anon

I could definitely see myself saying "ONE SENTENCE. U HAVE TO RESPOND IN ONE SENTENCE ONLY." then they manage to still make it a whole 40 word sentence 💀

^^ Confused Bakugou gif is literally u being shocked bc u keep mishearing everyones bursts on the battlefield LMAO SHAKE UR ASS SIR THAT ONE TOOK ME TF OUT ANON

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"Speed of Bite!" (Keqing's Speed of Light lol)

"I will have whore her!" (Zhongli's I will have order 😭)

"Time for... Execution!" (Diluc's time for retribution lol)

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You in the background like: 🧍‍♂️... tfs wrong with yall, u glitched??

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They're like, physically incapable of making your kind of simple blunt sentences

Like i think some people would get close: Albedo, Xinyan, Klee, Qiqi, Sayu (rlly likes it bc it lets them be lazier), Cyno (maybe at first but then he would like, explain for 10 min after every simple sentence what he meant like his jokes 😭), Hu Tao, Heizou, Lumine/Aether, Xiao (can kinda get close but he gets frustrated and then rants for 30 minutes lmao), Razor (holds the title for the closest to your simple speech,👏👏LMAO PPL ACCIDENTALLY THINKING HES A GOD)

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People who will never get it, not even if ur in battle & ur life depends on it LMAO:

Zhongli (he rlly wants to but habits over thousands of years r hard to break 🙏 rip), Yun Jin, Xingqiu, Kuni/Babygirl, Venti, Kazuha, Sucrose, Shenhe, Kokomi, Ei, Nahida (tho it was a valiant effort), Noelle, Alhaitham, Sara, Ningguang (she doesnt want to even try lol), Mona, Fischl, Jean, Ganyu, Eula, Barbara, Diluc + Kaeya (unsurpringly both of them are tied for being the worst attempts at speaking simply 💀, guess its just that fancy etiquette training, its too hard to break) 😔

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Yeah, ur pretty much begging the ppl who can get close to ur speech to constantly translate everyone else

Rest in peace traveler, theyre like the first person u turn to,

(Paimon is also kinda bad at speaking simply, closest shes gotten is when she demands food lol)

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Idk how good this was, but THANK U FOR THE ASK AGAIN I AM ALWAYS READY TO HEAR OTHERS MAKE MY BRAINROT WORSE OVER LANGUAGE GENSHIN <3

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE U SENT ME THAT CYNO JOKES VIDEO PLEASE ITS SO LONG IT WAS SO FUNNY I STILL HAVENT WATCHED THE FULL THING

Feel free to send another in whenever i love talking to yall ♡

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡ the beloveds:

@karmawonders

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#my head is full of blunt language genshin isekai #i love any and all God!Reader stuff #i have a WHOLE fatass worldbuilding AU abt god reader being from another world #and falling into abyss and getting turned into an abyss god #lmk if thats ever interesting to anyone ever its kinda niche :/#genshin impact #ask box open #my asks #genshin sagau #sagau #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #gender neutral reader #please send asks #taglist open!#aka the beloveds #dm me if interested #genshin isekai

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neonizz · 4 months

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Day 19 of posting my art until my most recent

Date of artworks: 1-19/5/22

notice that im getting lazier to upload LMAO

#artwork #digital art #old art #art #original art #oc #oc art #ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #ninjago fanart #fanart #the music freaks #tmf #rosyclozy

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childe-of-saulot · 23 days

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Top 5 ways to torture your enemies (?)

eh.... tw for torture and violence? lol i didn't proofread this so if something dosent make sense, you're wrong and im perfect actually. 1- skinning their hands (skinning any part is a really good choice, its shocking visually horrifying, hurts like a bitch, extremely painful healing process and high infection chance. its very demoralizing to them, and if you're keeping them trapped will seriously hinder their ability to escape :3) 2- humans are naturally afraid of the dark(and being kept in the unknown) to varying degree, blinding and deafening them will severely compromise them, bonus is they will often get very quiet after a while as the inability to hear the sound of their own voice discourages them from using it regularly. 3- anytime you can use their own weakness against them is great! it can have severe consequences for their confidence in their own abilities to save themselves, things like -having them tied up to the ceiling by their wrists above their head, having to stand on their toes so they dont pull their shoulders out of socket from their own body weight (which they will of course, no one can stand on their toes forever). or -tying their arms and legs up and making them lean over a filled bathtub, forcing them to keep their head above water by essentially planking, they will eventually tire out and be unable to keep themselves above water. its a lazier water torture than waterboarding as you can just sit back and watch letting them do the work :3 4-force them to torture other people by holding the safety and lives of their loved ones above their head (you need one of their loved ones of course for this step). this will (in most cases) severely damage them and break their spirit. if you're lucky you might even get them to start believing they deserve what you're doing to them. 5- nothing else works give them tetanus or rabies that shit sucks lmao, having to watch your own body and mind turn on you hits hard.

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chriscentric · 2 months

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WHERE'S THE GODDAMN HENDERY FIC 😭😭😭😭😭 ofc i'll wait you dear but i have a limited lifetime lmao

i actually abandoned it im sorry yall 😔 i wasn’t confident in writing that whole fic (both full and headcanon) so i actually put it on hold 😔

+ i have sooooo many deadlines and assignments i need to catch up on so there’s that . . .

the more u guys asked me about it, the lazier i get and the more i procrastinate lol HAHAHAHA but!!!! i’ll try and finish that fic soon tho especially since i got a jisung one lined up in the draft!! dw ill have it to u guys before the year ends 🧍🏻‍♀️

#appreciate the love <3333 #nevertheless thank you for being excited!#mwah mwah #angel’s messenger . . . ଓ

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justadekusimp · 1 year

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Hello! Can I request a BNHA and AOT matchup???

My name is Irene

My Pronouns are she/they

My MBTI is INFP (I don't think this is the most accurate for me but its close enough lmao)

I am a huge jokester, i have social anxiety (im pretty good at hiding it though) i am a major Empath and extremely curious, so much so that I'd get in trouble as a kid because I asked to many questions, im as stubborn as I am awkward (both of which are a lot)

I do a lot of photography, graphic design, drawing, reading, and working out. I also do some videography but not enough to call it a hobby.

I am 5'6, I am decently muscular, I have olive skin and Hazel eyes, my hair is a shoulder length wolfcut and its dark brown on top and a dark red underneath.

My likes are: working out, anything in the horror genre, video games, drawing, chocolate oranges, sage green, dyed hair, cats & dogs (especially my dog Ricky), alternative rock or any kind if music really, dance, basically anything considered to be creative.

My Dislikes are: eggs, Texas drivers, pick me's, people who bash on stuffed animals, the color yellow, the sound of people brushing their teeth, and loud areas.

My favorite color is Sunset Orange, favorite music genre is Alternative Rock.

I am one of seven kids, two older and four younger (ages range from 4-32)

Id prefer male characters but if you think a female character would fit better then I'm 100% okay with that.

Thats pretty much it, thank you and have a fan-freaking-tastic day!! <3

Heyo,

Sorry for taking so long.

These are gonna be a bit lazier cuz I'm smashing them all into a short period of time.

Also- I WILL NO LONGER BE DOING MATCHUPS AFTER DECEMBER 30'TH.

BUT, I Will be doing compatibility match ups In it's place.

SEE MORE INFO HERE.

But-

Here you are Irene!

Katsuki Bakugo

Wow, you managed to pull him. Not an easy task.

I could kinda tell from the start that Bakugo would be your MHA match, but you are also able to consider Kyoka Jiro or Hanta Sero as your MHA match.

Contrary to popular belief, I don't believe that Bakugo would like someone who is exactly like him.

I think he would be happy with someone like you.

Someone stubborn yet, empathetic.

Reiner Braun

Um, so- have fun with him.

It's Season 4 Reiner btw

Not sure what to tell you for this one.

Lemme check my chart real quick.

Alright, so you understand each other deeply like, you just get each other, I don't think you would start an official relationship, but you would definitely be a thing.

Hope you enjoyed your matches Irene!

Thank you for your request!

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chocolatemillkk · 6 years

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Super Close (JS)

Request: Ok would you be able to do an imagine thats after the one your did with joe and the song Super Far but its like a year later or something right and hes finally moving on and he likes a new girl but he has a hard time trusting her cuz he had bad experiences but the girl teaches him to trust in love again. i know its weird cuz both girls are y/n lol but pretty please do this? love your writing btw!

A/N: so. I know you sent this like a looong time ago but I just had it on hold for a while. It would be weird considering both love interests are supposed to be the reader but the part about healing from a toxic relationship intrigued me! So I've written something up for it, I hope it's to your liking. Everyone heals differently I just wrote it this way for a quick imagine. Sorry for the wait!

I met Y/N a couple weeks ago when Caspar convinced me to go on a blind date. It was almost approaching nine months since I'd had my last relationship-if you could call it that. It was an unhealthy relationship, I see that now in retrospect. We weren't right for each other and it took me months to come out from that. And I have it to thank for all the confusing issues and insecurities it's left me with. That was why I'd said no to Caspar. But he brought it up every time he saw me until I said yes.

That evening I put in the effort to wear a clean shirt and style my hair from the usual bedhead it's gotten into-I needed a haircut. I was ten minutes early so I found a corner table to wait and scanned the menu to pass the time, thinking about the video I was planning on editing when I got home.

She arrived right on time, I caught sight of her as the waiter led her to the table and I suddenly felt like an idiot. I had thought Caspar was the one not taking this seriously and just setting me up with a rebound girl. But I was the idiot not taking it seriously enough because my date stopped me dead in my seat.

"Here's your table miss," the waiter says, nodding at me before heading back.

"Hey-hi," I scramble from my chair when my legs finally work again. "Joe."

"Hey, Y/N." She leans into my hug and she smells like what I imagine the beach to smell like. "Caspar has spoken nothing but praise for you. He's honestly been talking about you since I met up with him a few weeks ago."

I feel flushed as I sit back down. "He was probably exaggerating. I'm just an average-well...Joe."

I want to pinch myself and I wait for her to roll her eyes but she laughs at my joke instead. She laughs despite the dad factor of the joke and it spark wamrth in my chest towards her.

"I feel a little guilty for doing it so I want to just come outright and say I looked your channel up and watched a few of your latest video. Blame Caspar though-he was going on about you."

Her eyes crinkle as she pretends to cringe at what she's said but I'm surprised to hear that she'd done it and actually admitted to it-my last girlfriend didn't watch any of my videos.

"So then you know I can be an idiot-I don't have to lie until our third date," I say.

"Babe, don't lie on my account. I'll confess I can be an idiot too. The other day I was trying to tap my Sephora card on the underground and I was nearly in tears when it wouldn't work until I turned the little slip around and saw it was the wrong card." She laughs at herself as she opens the menu up and I do too-feeling the nerves shake off. I feel brave enough that I share an embarassing story of my own from taking an Uber here.

When the waiter comes by I take the few moments to watch her decide from the menu. She tucks her hair behind her ears and her eyes are so expressive as she listens to what the waiter recommends.

"Any drinks?" He asks us. Y/N looks at me and we both know the answer-we could already feel the familiarity between us so we could tell it would be a long night.

"Maybe a bottle?" I say and she bites her lip to keep from laughing.

We'd polished the bottle and gone back to my place after and talked until 3 in the morning. That was when she remembered she had work at 8 and left in a rush. Since we were both busy, we hadn't spent as much time as we wanted to together. But every moment with her was gentle and therapeutic but exciting. I looked forward to each moment.

Tonight was a Friday night and I planned on surprising her.

Y/N worked in the financial district and I wait in the lobby of her building. The women are dressed so similarily that I almost miss her but it's like she radiated a warmth I just couldn't miss.

"Y/N," I shout, forgetting this was where she worked. She turns and sidesteps a man who brushes past her with a scowl. I wave my arm and she spots me, her face morphing into delight as she hurries forward.

"Joe! What are you doing here?" She gives me a hug.

"I thought I'd surprise you, I wanted to see you." I say, suddenly feeling self-conscious as her mouth hangs open and she glances back. "Are you busy? Sorry I should have asked first...if you've got some other plans we can just hang out on Saturday? It's alright-"

"It's not that," she puts her hand on my arm which shuts my rambling off. She turns around again, "I just had to run an errand after work but I'm free otherwise! I just...don't know if you wanted to come with me for a manicure?"

"A manicure?" I ask. "You're getting your nails done? I don't mind. I have a sister remember? I've actually had to help her glue glitter onto her nails when I was younger." I feel a humongous sense of relief that she wasn't angry and that I wouldn't be hanging out on my own tonight.

"Really?" She laughs, gripping my arm. "Okay, you're literally my favourite person right now! I tried to convince my coworker to come with me but she hates that kind of thing. You might have to wait a bit but I've got an appointment so not too long..."

I go along as she chatters on and then ask her about her day. It's a short walk to the salon and once inside I pull up a chair beside where she gets her nails done and tell her about what I was up to.

"So what did you have planned?" She asks once we step out.

Shit, I realise I hadn't actually planned anything and I feel my anxiety spike. "What were you in the mood for?" I risk asking.

"I don't mind anything really," she says casually. "I've had a long day so I'm alright with even just going somewhere chill."

"Want to go back to mine?"

"That sounds perfect," she agrees and I'm surprised again with how easy it was with her. If I suggested a night in to my last girlfriend she would have pouted until I agreed to go to a club or a pub or wherever there was music and booze and other men. Y/N seemed to just be happy to spend time with me, just like I was with her.

"Shit you're probably hungry," I say once we reach my flat.

"Sort of," she admits. "But don't feel bad!"

"Did you want to get takeaway?" I suggest.

"I might raid your fridge first," she squeezes past me and into the kitchen. I watch her pull out a few ingredients.

"What are you up to?" I ask.

"Dinner," she looks through my cupboard. "We may as well if you've got all these ingredients."

"I can do that," I move towards where she stands. "Just grab a drink and relax or something."

"I'm alright!" Y/N insists. She takes the garlic from my hands and places it back on the counter. "I'm going to make you dinner."

"At my house? There's no need," I try to reach for the cutting board but she slips it away. "Really Y/N let me make dinner if-"

"Joe," she places a hand on my chest. "I want to make you dinner."

I feel slightly embarassed at the fact that her hand on my chest can feel my heart which beats erratically. The last time I tried to do this for a girl, it resulted in the ingredients for pizza splattered on the floor and many tears. My old girlfriend would never offer to cook for me and never acknowledged it when I took the time to cook for her. The one time she did was to prove a point to me which led to the argument when I found out she was only doing it because she was going to break some bad news to me.

But as I look into Y/N's concerned face, I realise that I need to leave the past where it belongs. Y/N wasn't my past but a bright future and a perfect present.

"Sorry," I apologise for the fuss I was making. I hold the hand against my chest. "I forget-it's hard for me to remember that I can trust people and there's no double meaning to things. That...you just want to cook me dinner because you want to cook me dinner."

Y/N closes the distance between us, "I've...put pieces together from the bits you've told me and Casp has mention. I'm sorry you had to go through something that changed you that way Joe." Tears gather on her lash line and she blinks them away. Looking at her, feeling for me and being concerned for me, I realise that all hope-and love-was not truly lost. Somehow Y/N was helping me restore my faith that I could find love again. That I could be loved again. But to test it...

I brush Y/N's cheek and lean to kiss her. I can feel the softness of her lips, the curve of them as they smile and kiss mine back. I pull away and she sighs as I move to her neck and she runs her fingers through my hair as I kiss her pulse. I can feel the blood pumping through it but the love too. I lean back and hold her face in my hands and when she looks at me her eyes shine with the same love. I reel with how much she had to give me when we hadn't even dated for long. Just because she had that kind of soul.

One person might have convinced me that no girl was ever worth it again, that putting your love and trust in a person was never worth it. But this one person standing right in front of me squashed that notion and tossed it in the trash.

I pull her to me, super close to my heart, and kiss her forhead. Whatever I had been through, if it had just led me to her love, it had been worth it.

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lunchador · 3 years

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I also captured this sketch for the heck of it.

#isabela #dragon age #myart #timelapse #just quick sketches #im getting lazier as i do more lmao

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ziyaworks · 4 years

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ᴘᴀʀᴛ 1 | ᴘᴀʀᴛ 2 | ᴘᴀʀᴛ 3

#hollow knight #hk #the hollow knight #thk #pure vessel #pv #the radiance #radiance #comic #hallelujah #my art #art #god this comic is taking something out of me #if you've noticed im getting lazier lmao #but ill for sure finish this entire thing #i want to feel accomplished and finish something for once lmao #also hello welcome to more pain

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askplayerpkmn · 3 years

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“Hopefully I can find some scraps in town,” Asher sighed. He looked back at Finn and chuckled, ”Y’know, you’d be surprised what people throw out!”

[ @ask-neontiger ]

#I realized that ive never drawn yamper before?? but finn v v good so im glad it was him #i love finn sm #i also should proooobably slow down on these asks i can feel myself getting WAY lazier with the backgrounds lmao #but im just so excited :)#also just as a note im probably gonna only spend one or two more posts here before he starts moving again so if there anything specific to #the hill send your asks in now!!#okok :)#asher #litleo #pokemon #ask blog #pokemon ask blog #pmd #yamper #finn #story #chapter one #my art

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flying-elliska · 4 years

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FINALLY AAAAAAAH

#myth au #my chapter posts are getting lazier and lazier lmao #for my defense im falling asleep im so sorry for anyone who waited

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cowboylikemeg · 4 years

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goodnight

#my life is spiraling <3 #one of my teachers wont respond to my emails ans ive been asking her to send in my letter of rec for the past couple of days ans she still #hasnt yetfkkskdk and it was due a couple of days ago lmak #lmao #Ope #SO if i dont make it into that school... That Is Why :D #aaaand my acne is getting so bad again #aaaand i need to start working out morejfkkajd #aaaand i feel myself getting lazier and lazier woth schoolwork lmao #aAAND I NEVER GET ENOUGH SLEEP #ITS SO BAD PSJAKDK #AAAND INSTILL NEED TO GET MY PARENTS PRESENTS #im the Worst #Hahaha tingz #but hmm ANYWAYS #positives: i like going to school every day bc of my comp sci class #we do Nothing all period and my crush and i just laugh and smile at each lther the whole time!!!! thanks jack #but im SO BAD atvtalking to him outside of that class #IM SO AWKWARDDKKA I CAN NEVER BE IN A RELATIONSHIP #tingz 😍😍😍#okay uhhh anyways #I NEED FO SLEEP #HOODNIGHT #GOODNIGHT #ILY ALL SO MUCH

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suhnandmoon · 2 years

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My native language is Hindi!!! And for the real exams this time it's at the end of April THANKFULLY due to covid but usually it's 2/3 weeks after the practice exams 😢 These exams basically determine our future college and the career path we will take so I'm really stressed out because if i get less marks in any of the subjects my options to pick will be reduced 😭-🐿️

WOAHHH THATS SO COOL WHATT i’ve always thought hindi was so pretty 😭😭

also 2-3 weeks seems like such a short amount of time?? also that seems so stressful i can’t imagine 😭 i’m sure you’ll do great on all of them!! what are u interested in going into for the future??

#i’m kinda at a similar spot im in my last year of hs but im currently waiting on hearing back from one more college #im pretty much over it at this point LMAO im getting lazier and lazier with school 😭#🐿️ anon #anons ♡

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txdoroki · 3 years

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since you're holding me at gunpoint for more of these can you do one where bakugou slowly develops a soft spot/ crush on y/n :P

oh my-

someone loves bakugou smh /j

also yall i promise im not actually mean lmao this is just my friend bunny dw dw >,<

warnings: none

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you were pissed off that your mom made you switch to an entirely different school in the middle of the school year.

what made it worse?? you had to sit next to HIM. grand ole bakugou katsuki.

you would constantly get paired up with him. CONSTANTLY.

you were getting a group project? “oh, y/n and bakugou you two will work together.”

sure, apologies from his friend, kirishima, whenever bakugou was overly mean were nice, but he was such a bitch and for what.

one time when he had came to your house for a project, he had called your room “trashy” and insulted it the entire time he was there.

absolute WORST. PARTNER. EVER. he wanted to do all the work for you and micromanaged you when you’d convince him to let you do stuff.

you were lowkey just really confused, you’d always been nice to him and his friends and stuff, but he would always be such a dick. he knows you’re more powerful than him.

after a while maybe he had seen you were fine on your own, because slowly he’d let you do stuff. your nickname went from “dumb bitch” to “dumbass.” which is better you like to think.

some days he’d even buy you a snack he would overhear you talking about with denki, or he’d write you a small apology letter in angry, blocky handwriting if he was extra mean that day.

as time went on, he started being less mean and more constructive with what he said. aswell as he learnt your name and favorite snacks, always taking them with him whenever he went to your house for the projects.

nowadays bakugou rarely hides the fact that he sees you differently. even if kirishima were to say something bad about you he’d still throw a punch at him, lazier than normal but he’d still get mad.

when you were training with bakugou, he’d give you tips during the fights to improve any weak spots and then at the end give you a hug as a congratulations.

it truly was a nice system, but slowly you started blushing at the sight of him. you despised the rush of your heart that you’d get from when he’d hug you or nudge you in class to make fun of you.

one day during training with him, he blurted out, “yo wanna date.?”

“huh. yeah sure.”

you both bursted out laughing, but also knew both of you were for real.

you won that match.

“so i guess i walk you home then.” he snorted, snaking his hand around your waist.

“you’re better when you aren’t screaming.” you smirked at the angry expression he had. you started to lean into his side as you both walked.

he opened his mouth to scream at you but figured you’d just win if he did that so just he rolled his eyes.

“you know im right, boom boy.” a giggle escaped your mouth before he kissed you to shut you up.

“maybe you’re right, but i know what will make you shut that mouth from exposing my secrets.” he winked at you, but you didn’t respond, too shocked from that he just kissed you.

#bakugou x reader #mha bakugou #bnha bakugou #bakugou fluff #bakugou katuski x reader #bakugou katsuki #bnha fluff

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