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femaleboysblog · 7 months
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i made these and posted on tiktok months ago and just now I figured it would do numbers here
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sanzuballs · 1 year
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one piece mens’ aftercare
ft. law, luffy, zoro, sanji || fluff
ive been so busy lately but thank you sm for the love on the last post!! ill def try to make a prt2 to that. meanwhile enjoy this!! i was gonna make one of them gettin jelly but i saw a aftercare tiktok and it made my heart melt so here ya r.
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law
cutest aftercare ever. hes usually pretty tired after making love so a bath was too complicated for him. he still wants to take care of you and clean you up so warm towel it is! its very cute and hes very serious about aftercare and after he cleans and checks that he didnt mess you up too bad. then he lays in bed next to you as you lay on his chest, fingers tracing the tattoos. usually when you two cuddle he just lays his arm on you but after sex, he always holds you tight and the other hand goes in your hair, trying to straighten it up. when youre asleep he’ll stare at your calm face and whisper how much he loves you.
luffy
luffy usually has more stamina than you when you two make love. you usually end up falling asleep with his dick still in you, which was no problem to the both of you. luffy doesnt clean you up after, you two are far too tired for that. he mumbles about you, how good you did, how good you feel, and how pretty you look like this. the sweaty cuddles was almost his favorite part of doing this. feeling your chest rise, seeing your calm smile, and best of all, he was still inside you.
zoro
i swear he becomes a incoherent man after sex. breathing, mumbling, groaning, and praising you with you on his sweat covered chest. then he gets up and helps you up, this is the only time he wants to take a bath. how could he missed you in a sleepy state covered in soapy bubbles with him right next to you in the night hours? he carried you bridal style as you giggled the whole way there. he would help you with your hair and everything and even scrub your back and take a few breaks to suck on your neck. then back to the bed for a power nap. but you have to be near him or hes gonna get whiny.
sanji
you already know this man is gonna hve the best aftercare. right when youre done, the praises come out of his mouth, getting cut off with kisses everywhere. he wants to usually shower after with you to keeo his precious baby clean. he would also help clean you, and he would make a snack for you to regain some energy or anything youd like. then he’d definitely take you out later in the day just to remind you that he loves you.
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buzzyboi79 · 2 years
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
Im writing this at work on break. I HAVE EIGHT MINUTES. SPEED RUN.
So so so. I saw a tiktok and i HAVE to reenact it with katsuki bc his HORNY ASS would do it. (Also im dumb as hell and didnt copy the link so here we are. If i find it ill edit it-)
No beta, we die like ch 362
Bakugou x reader, slight nsfw, more of some innuendos than anything
MDNI
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Okay so in this basically you and Katsuki just got drive through sammies okay? (Hes not thrilled by it either. Preferring home cooked meals. “They’re so fuckin unhealthy you dumbass.”) And yall are driving home when this happened.
“I still don’t fuckin understand why you HAD to get food from there. Its shitty as hell and gonna make your skin look like shit.” He huffs, gripping the steering wheel tight in one hand while grabbing said food, a fry, in the other.
You roll your eyes back at him. “Katsuki. I don’t eat it every day. I promise. I was just feeling lazy today-”
He still grumbles to himself, choosing to turn up the music instead of responding to you.
You turn it down a bit to which he glares at you, and turns it back up. This goes on a couple times before you get a devilish idea.
You calmly smile at him before setting your sandwich down on the console between the two of you. Katsuki was not thrilled at this sudden change in demeanor.
“Whats that look for- why the hell you smirking like that-” he raises an eyebrow at you, while you give no sign of speaking.
“Oi- what the fuck- talk to me-” He’s swiftly cut off by your body twisting towards him in his seat and leaning over towards his lap. Towards his cock, to be specific.
Immediately his first instinct is to lift his arm without even taking his eyes off the road, and allow you to do whatever it is you wanted. And usually what you wanted, benefited him well. (Wink wink).
“Really-? Right no-” He doesnt even finish his sentence before he hears the sound of you biting into your sandwich. The same one that was sitting on the council between you two.
The same one that just cockblocked him.
You set the sandwich down and look up at him with a smile, cheeks still full of your food.
His eyes actually flicker off the road now, looking at you in disbelief. Disbelief in the fact that you really just did that to him.
You swallow thickly, making sure to give him a clear view of it before settling back into your seat all innocently. “Ya know Kats. That sandwich is pretty good, we should get another one sometime.”
He’s still in shock for a moment before righting himself and ignoring the raging hard on straining his pants. He didn’t know if he was more turned on at the fact he almost got sucked off in the car, or that you had the audacity to pull that off.
“I can tell you one thing, y/n, you sure as hell aren’t making me want to get this fast food shit again.” He grumbles seemingly to himself before adjusting in bit seat, not to go unnoticed by you.
“Hmm. Such a hard ass. It’s okay though. Im still hungry so I’ll make something when I get home.” You grin again, knowing you’re riling him up further.
He lets out a breathy laugh before sending you a glare from the corner of his eyes. “Oh trust me. You’ll definitely be getting a snack when we get home.”
Well, if you weren’t stuffed already, you know you would be by the end of the night.
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Their reaction when you wipe their kisses off
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Fandom:Haikyuu Pairings:Kenma,Tsukishima,Suna X reader Genre:Humor,Fluff,SFW Format:Scenario Warnings:Some Cursing in Tsukishima's part Word Count:0.6K A/n:Saw this trend on tiktok and wanted to give it a try,and whos better than m'Haikyuu boys? :D
not proofread,and sorry if theres any mistakes
This Tiktok trend compilation on Youtube
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↬Kenma Kozume
you were sitting on his bed,waiting for him to get out of the shower,to record his reaction to what you were about to do.you turned your head at him as you heard his steps comming closer to you,and greeted him with a gentle smile. "awww look at you baby! just come here and kiss me already!"
he slowly came toward you as he smiled back at you,and placed a delicate kiss on your cheek.
Kenma knew you were obsessed with him and his kisses,so he was very surprised when he saw you awkwardly turning around and wiping his kiss off,and you did noticed this.
he kissed you on your cheek again and when you kept wiping his kisses off,he saw a dim sign of laughter on you face.
you were doing it on purpose.
you were looking at your phone,trying to hide your smirk as you waited for him to try and kiss you again,
and that was when a big pillow landed on your face out of the blue.
"Ouch! Kenma?" you looked up at your boyfriend with your eyes widened and laughing as he walked out of the room,ignoring you,acting like a big petty kitty, "Ken Ken! Come back here!"
Nope!Hes not coming back!
well.not unless you shower him in kisses and cuddles as payback.
↬Kei Tsukishima
you were driving him to the gym and had your phone in front of you,ready to record.he was about to get off the car,but you stopped him by placing your hand on his shoulder.
"babe?can i get a kiss?" you gave him the puppy eyes and puckered your lips.he sighed,leaning toward you as he pressed his lips on yours,giving you a gentle kiss.you broke the kiss apart,smiled at him,
and then you wiped your fucking lips.
"what the fuck?" you nearly jumped in your seat because of his loud tune,looking at him with shock as you tried to hold back your laugh.
"what?what happened?" "dont with me bitch! did you just wiped my kiss off?" the big pout on his face nearly made you burst out into laughter.
"what?no i didnt!what are you talking about?" "dont play dumb with me !what is wrong with you?" "i didnt babe youre imagining things! here give me another one and ill prove it to ya" "no! people dont wipe my kisses off"
he grabbed his bag and slammed the door behind him,walking away from you as he heard your laughter. "baby? im sorry! come back honey it was a prank!"
you put your your hand on your mouth and continue laughing at your boyfriend as you saw him giving you "the middle finger"
↬Rintarou Suna
you quickly adjusted your phone on the table when your boyfriend went to the bathroom.it was your date night and since you were hanging out at his house you decided to play a prank on him that you saw in Tiktok.
you smiled at him cheekily when he pulled you closer to himself gave you a passionate kiss on your lips the minute he walked back into the living room.it was more believable this way that you didnt have to ask him for a kiss yourself.
when he let go of you,you winked at him and were about to reach your lips and wipe them,then you saw him wiping his own before you could even make a move.you looked at him with a confused expression,
and that was when the camera on the couch-that didnt belong to you' catched your attention.
"Rin you little shi-"
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the-moon-shine-drink · 7 months
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THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS. (Headcanons+Opinions of each charecter/the pilot)
THE MUSIC??? DUDE THAT THEME SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I AM AOJAY WITH THAT.
HELLO CAINE X MOON??? /J PLEASE— Ok but for real tho I really like Caine as a charecter. "YOU PARASITE—" has been in my head since i watched the pilot. Honestly I think I could do a whole headcanon/blurb post about him...
Jax is my favorite. Bro this polygonal thing is the william afton and sam the bunny love child that i definitely needed in my life. Cocky bastard litterally made me die laughing when he said "ohno they killed zooble. Y'all hungry?" but also i kinda want to smack him cuz GANGLE DIDNT DESERVE THE MASK BREAKKNG.
Jax gets TWO paragraphs cuz he's cool. Dude he's the youngest out of all of them so (assuming they age like they do irl cuz we don't know if they do or not) he could've been here since he was a teen. Bro. Seriously. I can't. He's probably been the closest to find the exit and he just doesn't say anything cuz "There's no adventures in the real world." or something i dunno 😭. Ya know the keys he has to everyone's door? I feel like thag could either be an episode or it could like be a way to show off all the rooms. He's so silly i love my little dumb bunny.
I saw a tiktok whrrr it was caine and jax thinking something about tumblr sexy man AND IM SUING THE WEBSITE IF EITHER IR THEM ARE EVER APPEAR AS ONE.
Kinger is silly goose and DEFINITELY not nuerotypical. CMON PEOPLE WE SEE HIM NESTING AND HE HAS AN INSECT HYPERFIXATION.
Oh and CMON THE CLOWN HAS SUCH A CUTE DESIGN WHY DID HE DIE IN THE PILOT 😭
Zooble is so real for being done with the world. They do not give a 🎪🌀‼️ if they cannot swear and does it anyway.
Awww my lil ribbon thing gangle. Again, such great charecter potential in them. I feel like thier mask could make a whole episode like if they have no mask and is just ribbon or gets more masks and stuff (GLITCH HIRE ME/J)
Ragatha is so real. That's all. I love her charecter. i love love love her. but man does this girl need a hug.
Look I usually hate main characters BUT GOD POMNI IS SO LOVEABLE. My lil anxious i love her so much. I love her design and her womp womp face on her door. I think overtime she's gonna grow to love this place or just live in this constant line of abstracting.
i think that's all the characters but yeah new hyperfixation when i have time and energy i'll post about what i think their rooms look like ok byeee (i was putting tags and realized i forgot pomni so that's why she's last😭)
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outivv · 2 years
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this is kinda of a senerio i randomly thought of BUT YA PLSPLS WRITE THIS
so y/n and scara have been dating for a month and he forces her to move in with him cuz the fatui made him go to lyuie and he didnt wanna leave y/n so he took her with him. ANDDD Y/N NEVER SLEEPS IN HIS ROOM. she sleeps in a 'guest room' or living room couch when she wants to watch movies all night right?? so one day y/n goes on tt and sees a post ab something someone saw on a twt account that was scary and y/n was like supeerrrrr curious so she looked at the twt page and she INSTANTLY GOT SCARED. during night she had trouble trying to sleep so she went to scaramouches room and asked if she can sleep with him and he was all tsuandere like ab it and calling her a dumbass for scaring herself like that then eventually he feels bad and just lets her sleep in his bed BUT he said u have to sleep on the other side dont touch me. and y/n didnt care bcuz at least she was not going to be alone…but then y/n couldnt rly sleep bcuz she still felt scared and asked if she can scoot closer to scara which he obviously said no to and after 5 minutes of aruguing scaramouche finally cuddled with y/n
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Synopsis: [name] is a lil dumb (lovingly) and decided to scare themself before bed, to which they seek Scaramouche out for comfort. Only for Scaramouche to tell them no… until he doesn’t.
Warnings: none this is pretty lighthearted, it just isn’t proofread
Game/ fandom: genshin impact
Character: Scaramouche
Note: modern au
Pronouns for reader: not mentioned
A/n: Scaramouche my beloved <3 I just wanna give him a kith, but he’d probably punch me
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The night breeze lightly made the curtains sway, the beautiful light of the moon shining down into your room. You never knew liyue could be so pretty at night. You moved here at least temporarily, since your boyfriend Scaramouche invited (told) you to, and you happily obliged! Now… you and Scaramouche haven’t been dating for long, but you’ve known him for a while so you were comfortable living in with him… but not comfortable sleeping with him.
You wanted to take things in your relationship slow, which is completely understandable, and scara tried to respect that, but he clearly was kind of frustrated. He wanted so bad to have that blissful morning with you where you would just relax in bed until his subordinates came knocking on his door, and forced him to get up. But that would never happen since you slept in a separate room. So… he was… kinda pouty about it.
While Scaramouche lie awake longing to just cuddle you to sleep. You however, would be scrolling on tiktok. Yeah. Tiktok. Instead of laying in your boyfriends arms, you scrolled on tiktok. [name] you fool. Anyways, there are always creepy videos on tiktok, some are actually really awesome, while another’s are… actually horrifying. You just so happened to stumble upon a horrifying one. You threw your phone onto the other side of the bed when you saw it, horrified at the image on it.
You calmed yourself down, and tried to sleep since that was the logical thing to do. But after tossing and turning for what felt like hours, you got up, and waddled your way over to Scaramouches room. Knocking on the door, you could hear a groan on the other side, he must’ve thought you were oke of his subordinates since when he opened the door he answered with a harsh, “what do you want.” Seeming it was you however made him… embarrassed. “Sorry for bugging you scara…” you said sheepishly.
The sigh that he let out made it clear he was sorry “no no, it’s alright.” He pinched the beige of his nose trying to wake up “what is it?” You cuddled with your fingers, Scaramouche had always been kind to you… for the most part, he treated you with utmost care as you were oke of the few people who viewed him as a person. Not a toy. And yet, you were still so nervous around him. “I uh… I cant sleep cause… I just watched something scary you know” you said letting out a nervous chuckle at the end.
You looked at Scaramouches unamused face, “you know you’re stupid right.” He said lovingly. “Yeah…” your shyness never failed to amuse him. “Good. But no you’re not sleeping with me.” He internally cursed at himself for saying that. He was the stupid oke here! He was so close to having you in his arms sleeping peacefully like he’s wanted for weeks, but no! He just had to open his big mouth, and say something so??? Dumb! The disappointment on your face broke his frail heart.
“Please! I really can’t sleep and I’m really scared, I know it’s stupid but please scara!” You begged, you knew you were being childish, but you genuinely were afraid. Another sigh left him, “fine. But you stay on your side do the bed.” Scaramouche said opening his door wide so you could enter. His room was nice, but it had very little… life. His large bed took up a fair amount of space in the already fairly large room, so you would have no problem sticking to one side. Oh foolish [name]. This is the second time I have called you foolish in this one scenario so you know it’s bad.
You laid down. And tried to sleep. And couldn’t. Why? Because you were cold, because you were nervous, and because you were still scared. You wanted to turn around and scoot closer to Scaramouche so he would cuddle you but this is Scaramouche alright? You think that he wouldn’t cuddle you in a million years. You’re wrong, however that’s fair of you to think that with his attitude. “Um… scara?” You said looking over your shoulder at him.
“Yeah.” He responded, he couldn’t sleep either, too nervous with you right next to him. “Do you mind if we uh… cuddle?” You could hear a sharp inhale of air coke from him, his reaction clear. “No. Go to bed.” He was so stubborn, pretending like he didn’t love having you near him, and trying to be mean when in reality he never could be mean to you. “Please…?” Was all you had to say to have Scaramouche turning around and spooning you. “Happy now.” He said harshly but you knew there was no malice behind it. “Mhm…” you said sleep finally taking over as you turn around into his chest. Scaramouche didn’t get much sleep that night, too happy with you peacefully cuddling each other.
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buckieduckie2 · 1 year
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why i joined tumblr and why i ship byler- cause i want to info dump cause i can
i wanna tell everyone why i got on tumblr because i can and i want to
so i got on tumblr because of byler during august. i started shipping byler during july.
i was kinda late to the stranger things party and i didnt actually watch it until may of 2022, but funny enough, it WASNT because of season 4 at all actually. my friend just really really wanted me to watch it because she thought id like it. she was riiiiiggghhthttttt.
yeah lmfao i didnt watch stranger things cause there was so much hype around season 4, i watched it because i wanted something gay to watch cause my heart stopper hyperfixation had just gone away and i still needed something gay to watch. i dm my friend saying "hey, do you have anything gay to watch because i need to watch something gay" and she gave me a list and was like "richie from IT is gay" and "will from stranger things is gay" and of course MY brain translated this to "mike is gay" because of notions from before hand i had about this little known to me character mike and also the fact that i knew that finn wolfhard played richie so i mistook will for mike because i was thinking the FCU and- yeah
so yeah i watched stranger things because a) my frined really wanted me to and b) the knowlege that mike was gay and thats what pushed me
anyways to safe to say i was THOROUGHLY confused when they started pulling the mike and el narraitve cause i LEGITEMATELY just thought it was straight canon like genuinelly- i had already imagined what i thougt the coming out scene would be like for him- LMFOAOOOO
anyways back on track- so then mike and el kissed and ill admit i was a lil disappointed but i was like fuck it ig theyre cute and then proceeded to be BLINDEDDDDDD by comp het. twas a very sad three next seasons for me in retrospect 😔
so then i saw the "its not my fault you dont like girls" and then i was like- oh yeah this is the dude my friend was talking about
ANYWAYS
so yeah why i got on tumblr?
cause i got on pinterest andnndndnd yk naturally statrted filling my feed with stranger things stuff and of course i loved will cause he was gay and that made me so like omgggggg yass hes gay and that makes me so happy- but like i didnt ship byler- I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET TO SEE ONE DUDE IN THE VERY LAST SCENE HELP 💀🖐 i now realize im allowed to hold myself to better standards
so everytime i would see something byler related id be like, yeahhhhhhh its cute but not for me </3 cause i was like "yeah will likes mike but obvi mike doesnt like will back 🙄" and i thought it was a lil kookie and also was a firm believer that mike was straight cause yk i love throwing away all my suspicions that were raised while watching season 4 yk i love just forgetting everything 💀
and THEN one faitful day in july i was over at my friends house (The same gril who made me wtch stranger things) and we were watching gay stranger things edits on tiktok (as ya do) and GIRLIE
there was one edit- (and usually as i was watching these compilations i would just ignore the byler stuff and-) it was a rink-o-mania edit
need i say more
i saw that look
i SAW THAT LOOK
and i knew
we paused the video immediately and were like "well- i mean i know that mike is straight-" "yeah exactLy-" "but-" "but-" "but right there-" "yeah i dont know that-" "that seemed pretty gay-" "but mike is straight, right?" "yeah- yeah..- mike is straight..." "yeah..." "...yeah..."
literally how it went
anyways so then im like- its running thorugh my head all evening and like- that sole video was enough to like 99% convince me he was gay- like cmon fellas lets be real here. anyways so yeah i was now 99% convinced that mike was gay or not straight yk (im a gay mike truther now) and we talked about it for a lil and
yeah so then i started paying more attention to the byler posts on my pinterest page and i started reading theroies, all of which were tumblr screen shots and i started really convinceing myself- still was on the fence but-
the one post, and one of the first posts that i read. and the post that conviced me was "Why I no longer think Mike Wheeler is Bi, but Gay" yk the iconic post from @kaypeace21? yeah so i read that and was like "fuck im convinced" and then i proceeded to read the entirety of the byler slides over the course of a 3 day period and fully fully convinced myself
and yeah i kept looking at theories on pinterest screen shotted from tumblr and yk byler was my everything (and still very much is) and i loved pinterest and spent all of my time on there and- 💀 i read- i read w- wh- wattpad fics 💀😟 BUT ITS OKAY because i actually found a pretty good collection of one shots on there but- nah man after one specific fic i found i had to call it quits cause i couldnt handle it anymore 💀💀💀💀
and then i found one poster on pinterest that would just do daily updates on the byler tag on tumblr and eventuallyyyyyy i decided tumblr looked really fun and i was tired of just watching afar tired of WAVING FROM A WINDOW WOOOOAAHHHOWOWAHHHOOOHHH
yeah so i decided enough was enough and i wanted to be directly at the source and part of the action
and now im here <33333
and yeah so i have officially upgraded from Pinterest and Wattpad™ to AO3 and Tumblr™ and thank the lord too 😟🙏
@l0v3c0r3e peer presuring you into reading this entire unit of a post
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blnk338 · 10 months
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Sorry took so long for the notes of rwys !!! work was killing me plus now i finally came up with a better concept for my Spiderman oc lmao. only cause i saw someone make their oc a jester nd i was like fuck it shes an electrician now
ANYWAYS HERE ARE MY NOTES!!!!
again the way you write simon, on how soft he is around reaper makes me want to eat him UP like cotton candy omg.
the comment about his pecks is soooo real but also the fact that reaper feels comfortable to fall asleep in front of him while he watches over her?? cuteness is killing me right now. im jumping like a kid that got too much sugar in their blood
i rlly liked the nsfw part but the fact that rigo wrote her right as it was about to get steamy ofc hed to that LMAO but also im rlly excited for the date!!!
that simons background was one of those early 2000 wolves cracks me up cause they remind me of those tiktoks with the mental health grim reapers that bass voices
love how you always remind us on how red simon gets its so endearing but makes me cackle me with the visuals
RIGO FINALLY KNOWS!!!!!
speaking of him i love their friendship rigo is such a cool character!!!! love the fight scene theyre both such beasts especially reaper jesus christ lol
speaking of that scene, we finally got some flash backs! and oh boy you really had to go there with it didnt ya. love how you wrote it though without revealing too much info!!!!
-psychward anon
REAL AND TRUE SHARE UR OC IF U WANT <33
i love writing my loser boyfriend simon riley
i like to think that because simon is super pale, redness shows up super easily-- like i love him so very much my sweet angel pookiekins baby sweetheart
thank you so much abt the flashbacks!!! again, this whole chapter and the fight scene was something i started planning since the beginning and MAN oh MAN on the horizon is a huge chapter that will most likely be at, or the same amount of words. it'll be hard to navigate in writing structure, but i think worst case it ends up being like 20k and i split it in half
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zeltqz · 1 year
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NO! DONT YOU BLAME YOURSELF!!! Let's all get all these mf men and deep fry them. Fr I'm tired of them, it's about time we raise the bar, THE BAR IS IN HELL AT THIS POINT!! Really enough blaming ourselves for their incapacity, if they are shit, then we have to let them know. I am aware most men will get violent if their precious masculinity gets hurt, but in cases when we are safe, we have to let them know. He didn't make you cum? You tell him? It didn't feel good? You tell him. He didn't find the clit and dry rubbed your left labia? You tell him!!!!! I'm tired or porn only being focused on dick dick dick, the man sticks it in you and boom pleasure. It doesn't work like that and they have no excuse for being ignorant and selfish . Ughhhhh!! Aftercare is so important!!! Why aren't they doing it whyyy. And if I hear one more pissy men saying that aftercare goes both ways then imma move his jaw 180°. Most of the times the guy just pushes you away if you try something or straight up tells you to get dressed wtf.
That goes for everything not just sex . The bar is in hell. No more preaching men for doing the bare fucking minimum, no more blaming ourself for not being " good enough" . He makes you cum? As he should. He does aftercare? As he should? He cleans and cooks? As he should? He brings yoh flowers? As he should? He is a decent human being? As he should!!!!
Ughh I swear these men make me want to rip my hair out.
Anyway I'm sorry your first time was bad bby! I hope you can find someone that deserves you and never never blame yourself again! It was his fault for being an ass and ignorant period.
Lova ya <3
NO REALLY IM SO SICK OF MEN LIKE1"?£!?"£ I DONT EVEN WANNA DATE ONE unless his name is haitani ran then no thanks i dont want you
but on a serious note men are so toxic nowadays like its fuckign SCARY and looking back at my younger self im disappointed because now i have a mouth on me and if i was in that situation back then i would tell him that i wasnt satisfied
but back then i didnt i was so introverted, still am but less introverted, so i didnt know how to communicate with him like that
PLUS i barely even knew him like i honestly forgot how i even met the dude i think it was at a party or a get together between mutual friends i cant remember
and the bar? omg the other day i saw a tiktok right of this girl saying how shocked she was when her boyfriend backed off her when she said she didnt want to have sex
and the girls in the comments were like "WHAT A KING"
LIKE WHAT"?£" THATS THE BARE FUCKIGN MINUUMMSDFHSDJ LIKE?!"? WHY R U PRAISING HIM FOR DOING WHAT SHOULD BE NORMAL? it just goes to show how men are just fucking things up for themselves that even the barest of the barest minimum is seen as rare
AND I LOVE U TOO ANON <333333
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xplrvibes · 2 years
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I sent you an ask earlier but it showed as error so im going to assume you didnt get it and send it again because there are times i feel like its a reach with her but apparently when it comes to snc nothing is so i want an opinion .
While living in Vegas she had one of these sponsors where she gave followers a code, it was about a backpack and she promoted it like no other. Yet based on stuff i’ve seen of her provided by people keeping track of her nonsense, she always uses a xplr backpack that i have not even seen on snc. From that and moments where she posts herself i noticed she really does live in their merch. It goes beyond support as well, she wears it for tiktoks, dresses guests in it for tiktoks and when around snc she has it on all the time. It reminded me of a comment i saw on here where someone called her a walking billboard for xplr. I noticed in the new preview she even has the new color block hoodie they released. So its either rave clothing (ick) or every single merch drop since 2020.
A few weeks ago while out and about with a certain someone, people noticed a bouquet of roses in the background of one of her posts. She liked comments alluding to the fact that someone, a particular someone gifted them to her. Yesterday, she posted the exact same flowers with a discount code with her name on it. Its boxed roses for those wondering. Plus i dont think its algorithm what keeping her from supporting Katrina, she answers fans when the questions arent even for her or addressed to her, she is first (and the only one) liking core4 stuff on twitter, she has even liked things that only mentioned Colby and then unliked as if she realized she wasn’t mentioned. Katrina over promotes herself so i doubt shes not going to see 1 of those posts but does happen to see Colbys one tweet every few weeks and likes those.
She doesnt support anything that isnt snc or colby. She has many other “friends” with big projects and she never says a word, but like someone mentioned she made “Skin” fit into a rave/techno playlist. Up until yesterday she still liked pics of her and Colby in Europe and keeps mentioning Wales (ahem). Not exaggerating when i say i hope Kat drops her and its a domino effect.
I definitely did not receive the previous ask you sent, so thank you for re-sending it! I think asks have been getting eaten again 😕.
When it comes to wearing merch in snc's videos, I think thats a strategic decision that snc make to subtely promote whatever merch they have coming down the pipeline. I've noticed others that appear in their videos do that as well, on occasion. So, I assume they handed her and Kat some merch and said "wear this at some point during the next couple vids," and that was that.
As far as for every other day in her life- yea. She's always in xplr gear lol. I don't think I've ever seen her not in it (except for the rave outfits). It really does seem like 80% of her wardrobe is snc/Colby related. It's odd, but if someone was handing me free $50 hoodies hand over fist, I'd wear them til they completely unraveled lol.
As far as the rest of it (ie: the roses and the weird shit she likes on twitter), that's the stuff I have a hard time digesting sometimes. It gives me horrible flashbacks to the days of 🖤🦋, if ya know what I mean lol.
That being said: if this is what she feels she needs to do to get ahead and get notoriety and get her name out there...I mean, that's kind of pathetic, but whatever. That's something that snc need to put the kibosh on if it concerns them, since it's their name and popularity she's exploiting for her own gain. If they don't care...not much we can do about it, really. I choose to try my damndest to not give her what she wants, which is my attention. (Somedays it works better than others, lol).
But yea, I think somethings rotten there. And I do agree, I think it's only a matter of time before a fracture starts, and I think you'll see it start with Kat and work it's way up from there. She's gonna get sick of the selective displays of support eventually, especially if Stas claims to be her friend first. It's really only a matter of time. 🤷‍♀️
Oh, and btw: the roses thing. Wouldn't it be hilarious if Colby actually did get her a box of cheap ass roses that he used her own discount code to obtain? I am an avid watcher of colbybrockscloset on instagram, I know that he had an outfit on one day that was worth $6,500 US dollars. This man has TWO mansions and a closet full of designer clothes; I'm sure he could afford to send fresh roses if he so chose. So the idea of him using an influencer discount code to get a deal on something like that strikes me as funny.
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dianaraven · 2 years
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Lol i just saw one of those "[gender] names and their [adjective] meanings" type tiktok reposts of edgy imagery and white script font etc thats supposed to be for like ya fantasy romance writers or whatever i just started laughing cuz even though i didnt know the origin of every name they mentioned, every one i did was blatantly wrong!!! For no reason too!!! Like there is no reason you need to say that "leila" means "she who kills and slaughters" or some bs it literally means night. Thats an edgy enough name. No reason to lie lmaoooo anyway please do actual research if name meanings mean that much to you
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I'm so listening to ever now when I get the chance!
I don't really remember how I got into lotm to be honest, let me think... At first I saw the Chinese webnovel cover back like years ago when I was reading on the webnovel app, read the summary, and got too confused by it and couldn't piece together what it could mean and just thought that it was my lacking language so I left it. A friend recommended it to me but I just couldn't get into it.
Then I forgot about it till like late 2022 where I started getting webnovel recs on tiktok, mostly orv iirc, but I felt like it was too much and too heavy for me at that stage in my life. Also thought the tarot club were some god group of antagonists with Mr fool as the leader who are just too op from the official art and fanart and that the story was pretty much the protagonist being beating up a lot and I didnt like that lol.
Also thought zhou mingrui and Klein were a double Mc situation lol.
But in April of 2023 I started getting tiktoks of all sorts of lotm content like memes, animatics, and edits, and you know how good those edits can be right? ^>^
So not knowing anything but the fact that I like the hidden identity and misunderstandings trope as well as having a thing for pretty people *ahem*Audrey, amon, Leonard, fors, Klein, and mingrui *ahem* I found a PDF, downloaded a reading app, and got to it. And then here we are, waiting for coi to finish because I don't like waiting for chapters to come out, waiting can make me lose interest lol
BAHAHA MOOD WITH THE MEMES, ANIMATICS AND EDITS! Legit how I got into most fandoms pfffft (as you do :>)
I hear ya on the waiting for chapters. Like, I got used to it with fics and manhwas, but not used with webnovels, weirdly enough. Maybe it's easier for me to remember for something I'm already familiar with. Meanwhile, with legit books, you have to reorient yourself each time. At least, that's what I noticed when I wanted to read part 2 of TCF. Tried it, but ehhhhh, I left it to simmer after I reached chapter 100. I really couldn't keep track of the new characters while reading chapter by chapter. So yeah, also waiting for COI :)
I want to see our beloved Klein :')
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mollysite · 6 months
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crush summary
-i'm writing a summary before i start this very late blog about him
aug 2022 - dec 2022
i was placed in classes with him (r) in 7th grade. (aug 2022) when i initially saw him i just thought he was really cute. i wanted to get to know him. i pulled a few strings with some mutual friends to get his number. i started talking to him, casual small talk and some get-to-know-you questions, boring at first. i didnt really know how to talk to him since we didnt have a whole lot in common. basically we just fell off, kinda stopped talking. then my friend (at the time) (s) got with him. this pissed me off because she knew i had feelings for him. i didnt wanna be that girl so i convinced myself i wasnt into him anymore.
june 2023 - nov 2023
mine and his (r's) friends had mutual friends so i was commonly added into groupchats. long story, so it basically evolved into a friendgroup of (me, w, m, r, s) later in july (?) i had posted a tiktok about checking my phone 24/7 for his (r's) texts. one of his (r's) friends (non-mutual) (x) commented, "(his name.)" immediately i panic and dm him (x) about it, saying not to tell him and how long ive been crushing on him (r) for. what i didnt know is that he would screenshot those texts and send them out to my whole friendgroup. so instead of (r) having to hear it from him (x) i told him myself, got turned down because hes (r) "not ready for another relationship after (s)" which i totally get, she (s) did a bunch of shit to make him (r) uncomfortable so its 100% valid on his part, undeniably made me sad though.
current
ive made it very open that i dont like him like that anymore, atleast to him. but (w) knows about the crush. and the other night i did something VERY risky, which was vent to him about my crush. (usually this crosses the line for me but i NEEDED to tell him how i felt about him, just not directly.)
creator note: it is VERY late on a school night and i get if this doesnt make any sense, i just need to get this out somewhere. i can also edit later if any readers need to make sense of it
luv ya babes! thanks 4 reading
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bergoozter · 1 year
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i got a working kindle paperwhite off of ebay for around fifteen dollars just to mod it (which worked).
pros of the kindle (for me) include being able to download fic to it and highlight phrases like I would if i had printed it out as a physical book. I can also download ebooks and import them to the kindle with ease, as long as I have the right file format. and because I am using library books and downloaded fic, I dont have to worry about wifi connection or giving extra money to amazon.
cons: ya gotta charge it. its easy to forget about, and the screens dont always feel that great. I like the paperwhites with buttons. they dont all have backlights, so you cant read them under the covers in the darkest of nights without a flashlight. a lot of the newer ones do, though. if you get a brand new one, they can definitely be expensive, and i dont know how easy it is to import books from the computer to the kindle with a new book.
also the imports didnt always work for me without an ereader software like Calibri on my computer to send it to the kindle in the way the kindle liked.
i saw this vid (&comments) on tiktok which explained that the cheapest option would prob be (hopefully) just as good as the paperwhite. the newest option of the standard kindle sounds like it’d be almost the same with just a few slight differences. i will keep an eye out for second hand options ty for mentioning that bc it was something i forgot to consider! i am torn tho bc i think just the newest/newer versions are pretty similar to the paperwhite but i’m not 100p sure.
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t0shii · 3 years
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helloooo, may i request hcs for atsumu, bokuto & suna where y/n is doing the "wait until your bf kisses u first" tiktok trend hehe hope u have a lovely day/evening 💗
% impatient kisses
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.! timeskip! bokuto, suna (sep) x gn!r
.! fluff+crack/ mention of food in bokuto's, mention of beverages in suna's, not proofread.
.! BYE i love this trend yes i definitely will write this for you. im so sorry it took so long to write this :(( i was on a writing break for a while </3 also i didnt write atsumu IM SORRY but two was all i could manage bc tumblr was being mean to me and wouldn't save my draft 🙄☹️
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bokuto
the two of you were cuddling on the couch when you'd gotten the idea and as soon as he had gone to get a snack you set your camera up, giggling to yourself as he walked back in. "ko ko, c'mon already." you basically pulled him back onto the couch with you. "woah, okay okay! did ya' miss me that much, babe?" you nod, and lean in for a kiss, but pause just before your lips can touch. he's confused, he opens an eye to look at you, your eyes closed, lips puckered. he groans, "oh c'mon baby, i thought you were gonna give me a kiss!" he frowns and pulls away with a pout. "oh! i'm sorry, i was waiting for you to kiss me." you lie, copying his pout. "oh, really? but you leaned in for it so i just assumed... well, here i'll give you a kiss then!" he gives your lips a peck and you giggle as you get up to fetch your phone. "it was just a prank bo!" you show him the video and he pouts for the rest of the day demanding kisses.
suna
he'd left you in the car while he got the both of you boba, that's when you saw the tiktok on your for you page. smirking, you set your phone camera up and press record when you notice him getting close to the car. he opens the door and hands you the drinks before getting in himself. immediately after he settles, you lean in for a kiss which he accepts but is left confused when your lips don't meet. it's only then realizes he's fallen right into your trap, right away he retracts and scoffs, "you and your tiktok trends, y/n" he grumbles. now it's your turn to be confused as he cups your cheeks into hands and kisses you passionately. you can't help the giggles the bubbles from your belly, interrupting the kiss causing your boyfriend to turn away and start the car. "did you get what you needed?" he asks as you check over the recording. you reply with a nod and an 'mhm', "thanks for participating, rin." you smile. he shakes his head, "yeah yeah."
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obsessive-ego · 3 years
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A late night hand nsft
Musical beetlejuice x reader
You give beej a handjob in your sleep
Reader has a vagina
Warning dubious consent, voyeurism, masturbation, mutual masturbation kinda
Shout out to the anon that told me to do this
Its been a full week of beetlejuice being underfoot and in your personal space, from the moment youd wake up, and left for work, to when you got home again, not that you minded at all, in fact you adored the demon, hell, you were head over heels for the ghoul, not that you had the balls to say it.
But this whole week he's been up on you, clinging to you, nuzzling his scratch beard into your neck, pinching your rear, poking at you, he just couldnt keep his hands off, not that you minded, though you did scold him for getting too friendly with your bum, you two even slept together and the man was a cuddler. All this physical attention wasnt usually an issue, you could normally deal with this pent up frustration and sexual neediness during some alone time with some less then wholesome thoughts of the bastard who made you feel that way to begin with.
But not this time, beetlejuice just wouldnt give you the time of day, normally he would duck out and scare the neighbors or lydia would summon him away, but lydia was off on a family vacation or something, and beej just wasnt in the mood to be a pest to anyone but you.
You envied the ghoul, his ability to just leave and do whatever he wanted, hell for all you know the bastard could be jerking off on the roof, shooting his load over the edge and watching it splat on the sidewalk, honestly you wouldnt put it past him, you couldnt help but snicker at that image, but your mirth was cut short when a familiar gravelly voice grabs your attention.
"What's so funny?"
"Ah, just remembered a stupid tiktok I saw the other day, dont worry about" you shrug
The ghoul grunts, alittle annoyed you wont elaborate on the joke, but his attention returns to the film the two of you were watching, he was watching, you were too busy in your own head.
It was the regular movie night the two of you shared, you would order pizza, beetlejuice would scare the piss out of the poor delivery guy, and the two of you would stay up till the early morning watching B list horror, all the while the demon had an arm around your shoulders pulling you into his side, he would claim he did it cuz he was cold and you were warm, and under normal circumstances you didnt mind, but now? You felt like you were gonna die, you swore the demon could hear your heart pounding away, or feel the warmth from your face, god couldnt tell you were in desperate need to deal with your pent up frustrations could he? Hell you wanted the ghoul to absolutely rail you on the couch, and you're pretty sure he'd do it if youd asked, but you werent that type of person, nor did you want friends with benefits relationship with beetlejuice, if anything you wanted something more romantic, as cheesy as that sounds, a loving relationship with a literal demon, I mean the two of you DO get along nicely, so maybe it wasnt too out of the question?
You were so busy in your on head freaking out you didnt hear beetlejuice trying to get your attention.
With a poke on the cheek you yelp in surprise
"You sick or something?" He smirked, amused by your cry
"Yeah, feeling alittle dizzy" you mumble avoiding the ghoul's eyes, he was leaning into now, his face way too close to yours, he had no idea what personal space even was, and you were in no state to deal with his clingyness unless you wanted to cum your pants infront of a jackass who'll never let you forget it.
"I think I'm gonna head to bed early" you shift away from the demon and up off the couch, he huffs in annoyance
"Really babes? You got the day off tomorrow, how bout you relax here with me, I dont mind if you doze off on me~, I'll keep ya nice and cozy all night~" he purrs, eyeing you up and down, if you werent wet earlier you were sure as fuck were now, you swallow the lump in your throat and squeeze your legs together and squeak out a soft "no thanks, I think sleeping in my bed would be ideal, I dont want to make you sick or anything, I mean If i am sick, night" you babbled as you scurried to your room.
With the closing of the door you were home safe in your room, not safe enough to jerk away these annoying pent up sexual feelings, yes you could be quite, but beetlejuice was nosy and had the nasty habbit of appearing when you least wanted him to, fantasies of him walking in on you then helping you finish is one thing, but in reality? Its terrifying.
You can stare at yourself in your bedroom mirror and snear "horny dumbass" you mumble as you plug your phone into its charger and slip in bed hoping tomorrow these frustrations would vanish.
Beetlejuice stifled a laugh at your exit, one of his favourite things about you was that you were a terrible liar, he could read you like an open book, that's how he found out you liked him and not just in a sexy way, he saw how much you liked him as a person, even though he wasnt one, you treated him with genuine kindness and wanted him around, not strings attached, that in itself was rare, a pretty little breather like you having the hots for a smelly creepy old guy of a corpse? One in a million, and he sure as hell wasnt gonna let it go.
He knew you liked him, and yes he's seen you masturbate more then he's willing to admit, but seeing you so turned on you looked like you were gonna explode? That was new, and he'd be lying if he wasnt a tad turned on by it at all.
Let's be honest beetlejuice knew he was winding you up all week, he wanted to see you're cute flustered expression, but soaking your panties? That was a bonus, he didnt think youd get so hot under the collar by his games, he was actually quite flattered that he had that level of effect on you.
The ghoul quietly floats over to your bedroom, pressing an ear against the door, nothing, he frowns, no sounds of soft panting, or the muffled buzz of your little vibrator, nothing. Maybe he was asking for too much, hoping youd have the guts to jerk one out while his presence was known, but no, no little peep show tonight.
As much as the demon would love to slip into bed with you and catch some Zs, it was still too early to do so, you'd still be awake, and in your current state would be pretty jumpy, he floats back over to the couch to wait it out, despite his creepy nature beetlejuice occasionally had these moments of respecting you and your feelings, it was odd, maybe the maitlands were rubbing off on him.
Beetlejuice spent most of this time waiting for you to doze off just staring at the ceiling as he reclined on the couch, he pulls a clock out from his jacket and gives a small smirk, enough time as finally pasted for you to be out and for him to slink in.
The ghoul fazes his way through your bedroom door, seeing you fast asleep, he smiles, floating towards the edge of the bed and with the snap of his finger his striped suit vanishes leaving behind nothing but a pair of stripe boxers.
Beetlejuice gently pulls aside the covers to reveal your sleeping form, you were wearing nothing but an oversized t-shirt, and with further inspection a pair of boxers, that were hidden by the shirt.
The ghoul slips in beside you and sighs at the welcoming of your warmth, the ghoul pulls you close being ever so gentle, trying not to wake you. The demon settles on the position of you using his soft chest as a pillow, your body pressed up against his side, and an arm around your shoulder with his hand on your upper back.
Beetlejuice let's out a soft sigh, this, this was nice, the feeling of warmth from your living body against his cold one, you were so soft, and warm, and alive, and you were all his, you just didn't know it yet. The ghoul couldnt help himself, you made him feel so wanted for nothing, of course he was going to fall for you, soon he'll get you to confess your feelings to him and then things will be perfect, but until that day, the demon was fine to snuggle with you, and get satisfaction from you in anyway he could.
His musings of your future love life was cut short with a soft whisper, it was unintelligible, but it was from you.
The ghoul stifled a laugh, you were talking in your sleep again, something you did often, but rarely was the demon able to make out what you were saying.
"What's up sweets? You okay?" He chuckled, hand running up and down your back
You mumble in response
"Oh, what's that? You need mr beebleboose to help you out?"
You hum
"You need me to rub your clothed vagina? Oh, y/n you naughty minx, is it because your so pent up from my little game of teasing-"
The ghoul's mirth was cut short when he felt the soft touch of a warm hand against his clothed dick.
"Whoa, babes, y/n ah-"
At first beetlejuice could have mistaken the first stroke as a slip of the hand, but another? You were gently rubbing his crotch in your sleep.
The ghoul quickly changes his hue to electric  pink, and bites his knuckles to try and stop from moaning out as your warm hand continously brushes clumsily against his cock, now fully erect, it was embarrassing how quick the ghoul's meat rose to your touch alone.
"Sugar, you're not playing fair" he groans before bucking into your touch, this wasnt fair, you're dead asleep and playing him like a goddamn fiddle, was this karma? Was this his punishment for making you hot under the collar? I mean as far as punishments go, it could have been worse, but having you touch him in such a way, and not being able to do damn thing about it? Still drove the demon nuts, god slash satan he wanted to wake and rail you, though he knew you would die of embarrassment if you found out what you did to him in your sleep, so here beetlejuice was, stuck between a tock and a hard place.
"Bee..."
The noise nearly stopped the demon's heart, if it was still pumping, beetlejuice glances away from the ceiling over to you, which thank God, you were still asleep, just rambling again.
The ghoul lets out a soft sigh of relief before you interrupt
"Faster?"
The demon nearly dropped his jaw at what you uttered, though he clenched it back shut when he felt your soft hand squeeze his cock through his boxers.
"Harder?" You mumble
"Y/n please" he whines softly "fine, you win babes" he ghoul groans before begrudging brushing your hand away and pulling his painfully hard cock out of his boxers, the ghoul gently guides your eager hand back to his desperate meat, which you gently take hold of, the demon stifles a moan at the rush of warmth of your soft hand against his hard cool cock. Beetlejuice slowly begins to guide your hand up and down his shaft, all while he pants and and moans, hips trying their best not to buck too hard and wake you.
"Oh y/n, theres nothing like doing the stranger, especially if you already know them huh?" He chuckles between pants
"You like that?" You mumble in a whisper
"God slash satan yes" the demon whines, he wanted this for so long, he would have preferred you be awake, but he wasnt going to punch a gift horse in the mouth.
His hand guiding your own began to pick up pace, running up and down his shaft, stopping at the base ever so often to give it a light squeeze.
"Is this good?" You sighed
"Sugar you have no idea" been groaned biting on his knuckles
As good as beetlejuice was at edging he knew he wasnt gonna last long, the warmth and softness of your hand was gonna be the second death of him.
He was in heaven, or as close as a born dead demon was gonna get, but he was brought back quickly to reality when movement beside him.
The smallest squeak of movement from the mattress followed by a soft whine from you, if the ghoul's heart was still pumping it would have stopped by now.
This was it, he was done for, you were gonna see his dirty transgression and banish him forever.
Seconds pass and there was nothing, no screaming, nothing.
Beetlejuice let's out a sigh before returning to guiding your hand up and down his desperate erection.
But you move you body again, a soft bump against the ghoul's side, and another bump, then another, followed by a soft whine from you.
Were you trying to get off?
The demon smiles and stifles a laugh, here he was tending to himself while his sweet little y/n was desperate for a release of their own, what kind of lover would he be if he was to leave his favourite breather hanging?
Beetlejuice moves his free hand from your back, and softly slides it between yours and his bodies, slipping it gently between your legs, where it was greeted with a great warmth. His cool fingers gently press against your clothed sex, he could feel you were already wet, you've been hot under the collar all week due to his teasing, the demon couldnt help but smile at how this was all his doing, with another press against your clothed folds, you let out a soft whine and gently buck up against his hand.
"Bee" you whimper
"Y/n" he sighs, returning his other hand into guiding yours up and down his leaking cock.
Many a nights has beetlejuice dreamed if this exact situation, although in his fantasy you were awake, but this was good too.
"Want me to make a mess honey?" You whined
At this point the ghoul was close to his limit, it was if you could read his mind "oh yeah baby, help daddy make a mess" he groaned using your hand at a more brutal pace, chasing his own orgasm.
"Fuck y/n, that's it, that's it doll, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum all over your pretty hand baby" the ghoul babbled before finally cumming, his ectoplasm splattering all over your hand and the sheets that hid his dirty deed from view, moving you hand away from his now spent cock.
Beetlejuice takes a moment to bask in the after glow, before finally coming down from his sexual high to help you finish.
His attention now, 100% on you, a slight increase in pressure on your crotch as he rubbed, you whined and bucked into his hand, mumbling his name.
Beetlejuice took this opportunity to be a tad more bold, slipping a finger up the pant leg of your boxers and into your soaked vagina, he shivers at the new sensation, warm, wet, alive.
He slowly begins to pump his finger in and out, while his thumb eagerly runs at the clit.
It didnt take long for you to finish ether, due to how tightly wound you already were.
"That's it doll, cum all over my hand, eye for an eye right?" He chuckles
With a gasp and a few messy movements from you hips you cum, coding the demon's hand in your juices.
You slowly stop your thrashing and you panting dies down to soft breathing.
"Was it good for you too?" The ghoul snorts removing his hand from your crotch and bringing it to his mouth, sucking the lucky finger that explored your entrance.
Electricity leaving his hair, but remining pink, content in his late night activities, he snaps his fingers and his cum covering your hand and sheets vanish, as nice a thought was to have you sleep in that mess, youd be furious, and he couldnt have you finding him out just yet.
"Good night y/n" he sighs giving your forehead a soft kiss before dozing off.
Bonus
You woke up groping around for your phone, 10am, you huff, you start to sit up before being yanked back down, into the arms of the demon who snuck into you bed again.
"Wheres the fore babes? It's your day off, come play with old mr beebleboose~" the familiar coo of the undead bastard you welcome into your heart graced your ears.
"Morning beetlejuice" you sigh
"Sleep well doll? Feeling better, you sure were hot last night~" he teased giving your cheek a pinch
"Yeah, I am feeling better..." you trailed off, clearly amazed that you really DID sleep off those frustrations "werid dreams though.." you mumbled
Beej immediately perked up at that "oh~" he leans in nuzzling his face against yours "care to elaborate babes?" This was gonna be good, you were gonna be a cute flustered mess again.
You snort "dont get too excited there Bee, it's not like that, I was standing in the living room shaking a can of pop" you say flatly giving a jerk off type of movement with your hand, the ghoul's eyes grow wide at the gesture, tips of his hair turning pink "you were there, sitting infront of me, I tried to talk to you, but you didnt respond, I just kept shaking the can, till my arm hurt, then I opened it pointed directly at my face, spraying pop all over myself, then the rest is kinda fuzzy..." you trail off knitting your eyebrows together ad if you were trying to remember.
The demon let out a loud cackle causing you to flinch
"Oh babes, guess that dream helped you release all that tension huh?"
Your face burns when It clicks, rubbing you legs together and feeling the familiar feeling of a recent masterbation session, you didnt cum in your sleep did you? God, let's just hope beetlejuice wasnt awake when it happened...
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