#if this sucks dont tell me

[myosotisa]

Hands Where I Can't See Them

Eddie Munson x fem!Reader

‖ summary: Eddie comes home with something new for you both to try.

‖ tags: smut, minors dni!! p in v, sex furniture/paraphernalia, technically bondage, dirty talk, slightly implied dom/sub, low effort smut. nicknames are baby, angel, sweet girl. no y/n.

‖ word count: 1.3k

“What… is this thing?

You turned the object over and over in your hands, your mind reeling with possibilities. Eddie remained in his cocky lean against the door frame to your bedroom – eyes curious and intense as he watches you examine what he’d brought.

The object was covered in a black velvet, smooth to the touch and obviously brand new. The main portion was rectangular in shape, filled with a firm foam-like cushion. On one of the long sides, there were two hollow extensions extending out in a V shape. Looking inside the cylindrical extensions, you can see more black velvet that continues down into the center of the bottom piece.

“Got any guesses?” He asked in return, a cheeky, taunting grin on his face as he took a few steps closer towards the foot of the bed.

Eyebrows drawing together on your forehead in confusion and concentration as you turned it around a few more times. “It kinda looks like one of those nap pillows?” You offer, unsure in your guess. “Like, arms go in here and then you rest your head on the cushion at the end.”

To illustrate your point, you stuck your arms in either of the holes, finding handles on the inside that you quickly grabbed onto.

“That’s actually surprisingly close!” Eddie admits, looking proud. “You’re definitely right about your arms.” He puts one of his knees on the bed and then the other, keeping himself high above you as he shuffles closer. The look on his face is familiar – devilish and excited. It makes your heart skip a beat as you watch him in unrestrained adoration. Still affected by him so intensely even after all this time.

“Want me to show you?”

Less than an hour later you’re both down to only your underwear on your bed, Eddie pressing you down onto the bed with his body as he flicks his tongue against the seam of your lips. You’ve completely forgotten about the new thing at this point – thoroughly distracted as he rocks the hard ridge of his cock against your cunt until you’re both panting into each other's mouths.

He pulls back slightly, ducking his head down to press sloppy kisses across your throat. “You ready, angel?” He asks in a rasp, hot air skating across your skin in a way that makes you shiver.

Not even really sure what he’s referring to at this point, you just mindlessly nod and mumble an ‘Uh-huh’ as you hold his narrow waist above your thighs. He takes your hands as he shifts back onto his knees between your legs, gently pulling you upright by your wrists. You follow, because you always will, and let him manipulate you onto knees and turn you to face away from him.

Tattooed arms circle you, holding the cushion a bit off the bed to allow you to stick your arms into it. “Go on then,” he encourages in a low rumble, nudging his nose against the shell of your ear. “Stick your arms in.”

Goosebumps break out across your neck in response to his words as you follow his instructions, sticking both arms inside and taking hold of the inner straps.

“Good girl,” he cooes, releasing the cushion into your hold as he runs his palms up and down your arms. “Now lay down on your front, okay? With the cushion down, under your hips.” He continues sweetly, hands assisting you in shuffling down onto your stomach without being able to use your hands.

Your cheek hits the sheets, chest pushed flat as you settle your weight. Your hands are trapped below your pelvis inside the firm cushion that props your hips up, allowing the cold air of the room to hit your warm, wet center.

Eddie whistles as his hands paw at you from behind, squeezing along your thighs, hips, and sides. “Look at you,” he says softly, an almost childlike wonder in his tone. “Look good enough to eat, all laid out like this for me.”

The mental image of him eating you out from behind has you squirming in place, your movement restricted by your pinned arms. “Shh, shh, shh…” He coaxes, bringing his hands up to your shoulder and then drawing them down the arch in your back. “Maybe another time, baby. For now, I wanna show you what this thing can do.”

Wasting little time, he shucks both of your bottoms, rubbing his long, slender fingers along your folds to take a quick feel of you. “Oh baby…” He sighs, playfully demeaning as he presses one finger inside you. “You’re soaked. Are you excited? I promise, it’s gonna feel so fucking good for you.”

You nod, your cheek rubbing against the sheets as you try to glance back at him. “I’m ready, show me, Eddie.

While he normally would have spent more time trying to stretch you out, make sure he won’t hurt you, he accepts your insistence that you’re ready and runs the tip of his cock along your cunt, making sure to nudge against your clit a few times before pressing inside.

The stretch is just as delicious as always as he slowly pushes his way further into you – pulling out slightly and then pushing in just a bit further in slow thrusts. You hum happily, enjoying his gentle start, until he just about bottoms out.

“Pay attention, angel,” he taunts, continuing to slowly move in and out without giving you all of him yet. “You’re gonna love this.”

Before you can reply, he firmly thrusts fully inside, pausing as his balls lightly tap against your thighs. With your hips angled this way, and with your hands directly below your pelvis to put pressure on your lower stomach, he rubs directly against that spot along your front wall that’s normally hard to find – a surprised moan tumbling out of your mouth as your legs twitch.

He chuckles immediately, pulling back an inch just to push back in and hit it again to a similar response. “Feel that?” He taunts, the rocking of his hips slowly increasing in speed and strength. “Perfect right?”

And sure enough, he’s right. Even as he gets faster and less controlled in his rutting against you, he still manages a direct hit on g-spot each time.

“Y– yeah, it’s perfect,” you confirm with a stuttered nod, your breathing pressing out of you faster as he continues to pick up the pace. 

“Fuck yeah it is,” he says, and you can hear the manic grin in his words. His hands grip your hips hard, assisting in pulling your hips back harshly against his. “Can feel you gripping me – fuck – she’s just sucking me back in.” He hisses out through clenched teeth, his fingertips digging in to your flesh as a harsh moan bursts from your throat.

“Y’know what we’re gonna do with this little toy, angel?” He asks, voice low and rough as he continues to fuck into you in a way that makes it impossible for you to answer him. “Gonna keep going – make you come over and over and over again,” he pauses to pant in a few gulps of air, obviously working himself up as he explains his fantasy. “Won’t stop until you squirt, ‘til you make a big, wet mess all over me. You want that, baby? You want me to fuck you ‘til you come all over us both?”

“Fuck Eddie –” you cry out, arms instinctively pulling against where they’re pinned, wanting so badly to twist your fists in the sheets to stay grounded. “Please, don’t stop.”

“Don’t worry, sweet girl,” he reassures you as he presses forward, sweaty chest aligning with your arching back. His tone is almost cruel as he crushes you further down onto the cushion beneath your hips, pleasure increasing sharply in response. “I’m not gonna stop anytime soon.”

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thanks for reading my low effort smut that came to me in a vision!! let me know if you liked it. and if you can't picture the thing, let me know and i'll make a shitty drawing of it lol i dont know if it's real or not.

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x reader smut #stranger things fanfiction #stranger things fanfic #stranger things fic #myos ideas #myo4munson #if this sucks dont tell me

[solarpunkani]

Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

#solarpunk #anti pesticides #ani rambles #this is coming from personal opinion at 4am keep that in mind but like #I’m scared of roaches. i’m fine with them outside though #my parents dont like roaches and for good reason. they spray Ortho Home Defense along the veeery edge of the concrete by the doors to #keep roaches and shit from coming in because yknow. Florida. #if I tell them ‘hey actually we shouldn’t spray pesticides inside (ie raid spray) or outside (ie home defense) #theyre gonna ask wtf to do instead to prevent roaches #and if I tell them ‘nothing suck it up buttercup’ they’re gonna laugh and then double down on the sprays #we gotta have an alternative ready and honestly maybe I’m not looking in the right places but I genuinely don’t know of any #like one online friend told me leaving brush piles around the yard decreased the amount of bugs trying to come in but like #thats one person. anecdotal. and I haven’t seen anything online confirming that as a thing (yet) #idk man I’m going to bed. #might delete later #house pest saga

[b4kuch1n]

same teacher, different lessons

transcript

#sonic the hedgehog #dr. ivo eggman robotnik #miles tails prower #sonic frontiers #SPOILERS. THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS COMIC BY THE WAY. #SONIC FRONTIERS SPOILERS #smiles gently I can not believe I let sonic the fuckign hedgehog ruin my life #(I can I totally can) #hi <3 if you follow me because I drew this sonic comic. don't! #don't do it! follow me bc I'm funny and hot and devastatingly smart don't follow me bc I draw sonic stuff. bc it won;t happen again #I mean it. not bc I dont like or want to do sonic stuff. but bc I am literally in the middle of a job rn #one that I want to invest 100% of my time and brain in #this comic is actually an effort to win my brain back so I can do my job lol #because I finished miss penny snapcube's streams of this game and it force fed me emotions #I just! I just thought sonic would come tell eggman abt sage!! idk seems like something he'd do!!! #and also the whole thing abt letting the characters move on and have a future and change and develop #vs Killing My Baby Little Guy Daughter For Like Ten Minutes #thematically interesting! also for some reasons I had. a pretty easy time drawing this #I was mouthbreathing galloping like a horse to finishing this. Because I Need To Work #I didnt expect to have a good time with these designs tho idk why. probably bc I most suck shit at drawing animals #but to be fair yet again sonic and tails are little guys. theyre animal but theyre also like dudes. also sonic's design is kinda perfect #as far as character design goes he's really pretty goo- wait I made a continuity error hol on #okay. okay I fixed it. no problem. no matter 's all good now #okay. I go sleep now. today has been very noisy. but this actually got me through it okay #thank you sonic the hedgehog. that was pretty cool of u #have a good night guys! absolute freedom is probably really really sad #long post

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

alcina dimitrescu KILLS her maids and drinks their blood

karl heisenberg tried to use a BABY as a weapon

ethan winters is WHITE

mother miranda tries to STEAL someones daughter

at the end of the day, your favorite resident evil 8 characters are terrible people

#resident evil village #ethan winters #resident evil #u cannot tell me that ethan actually did something bad #please be fr 😭 #ethan winters is a horrible person for killing a family a five! #man come on #open ur eyes… play the game maybe… #i get just not liking ethan #but why come up with a bunch of unreasonable excuses for why he sucks 😭 #liek just say u hate him #u dont gotta start babying the lords or demonizing him #hes just a normal guy come on bro #most arguments i see r full of buzzwords tbh #i havent seen anything that has made me think #huh… maybe that is a bit messed up of him… #he is a victim of other peoples consequences #he is forced into situations where he has to fight to survive #idc if people hate ethan… but the second u start pulling stuff outta ur butt… #im sorry i gotta defend my gf #its annoying whenever people complain abt ethan fans goi ng like #‘haha i like him hes a normal guy’ #cos waht r u arguing against #he IS a normal guy #he is literally a civillian…? #come on #conpare him to chris or leon who literally work for the government or whatever #its weird to get defenisive over ethan… not being normal…? #just leave him alone😭 bro has 100 hate articles abt him already #again another essay in the tags

[rendevok]

The sensation of waking up next to you ❤️💙

+bonus doodle:

…and they mimir’d happily ever after the end. ❤️

(ID under cut!)

Miles is roused from sleep by sunlight shining on his face. Slowly, his eyes adjust to the light, until finally, his scope of awareness broadens to a body he had been sleeping on.

Page 2

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

The bottom panel of the page shows minimal details of a window shedding light onto the bed and blankets as seen from a higher view in the room.

Page 3

On the other side of the bed, Phoenix rests, his head propped by the headboard. His hair is messy from sleep, and his expression is thoughtful. The light of the morning highlights his features.

The sun shines through the blinds of the window.

Phoenix finally notices his observer, and turns to look at him.

Page 4

Phoenix takes Miles’ hand in his, and lifts it to gently kiss the ring on Miles’ finger. They both move to share a kiss, and their hands shift to hold one another. Miles’ ring sparkles in the sunlight.

Page 5

They link their fingers as they kiss, and the morning creates a quiet atmosphere around them.

They part, but remain close, their fingers fully interlocked. Phoenix greets “Good morning,” with a tender, loving expression as he looks at Miles. Miles’ own expression is soft, unguarded, and fixed on Phoenix.

Page 6

Phoenix and Miles settle back into their shared bed; the morning sun illuminates them. They both smile softly, seeming happy and at peace. Miles rests his head under Phoenix’s neck, and his hand on Phoenix’s chest. One of Phoenix’s hands rests over Miles’ own on his chest, while his other hand holds Miles closer, revealing a matching ring of his own. Both rings shine softly in the sunlight.

Bonus image

A small simple drawing of Phoenix and Miles having fallen asleep again while holding each other as in the final page of the comic.

End ID.]

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #this is so sappy i nearly choked the entire time i was drawing it #aa #fan art #smooches #ah yes my favorite tag <3 #rendevok #this is vaguely set post AA5 but i truly have no timeline in mind i just want them married #like ding DONG bitches get ur shit together aren’t u tired of pining??? it’s time to go apeshitt and furiously makeout #i’m going to start mashing them together like dolls i dont care anymore!!! #NRMTS KISS RIGHT NOW OR IM BITING BOTH OF YOU #(a win win situation for me) #anyway if you can’t tell i am deeply in love with phoenix and projecting onto miles so hard #who doesn’t love making him down horrendous for a little flavor? #image description and alt text are the same because i suck at those still #writing that out was deeply embarrassing for me bc for whatever reason writing it out is something WAY more visceral than drawing it #i wish to evaporate nobody look at me unless you want to talk about them kissiing more then my dms are open

[deoidesign]

important distinction.

Testing a few different things with this one

#I spent straight up 5 hours testing out and trying to use different animation programs and you know what #they all suck all the fun out of it for me. frame by fram 4 ever yaaa #anyways I'm thinking about trying to make like an animated short or something. might get some voice actors and everything #extremely excited thinking about it #however I fucked up super hard and I accidentally overwrote my original file with my reduced size version. so #I only have this like 500px version of this now #so if I were to use this clip I'd have to redo it anyways #but I think I wouldnt? idk. maybe I would. but either way I was just doing this as a test I dont think I'd want the same composition anyway #this is what I am telling myself so I dont get sad losing that file WHWLJGLJGLKSJG I am extremely sad about it but. its okay. #ok anyways #animated gif #2d animation #my art #digital art #ocs #my ocs #time and time again #animated #animation #gif #rough animation #adam #ttawebcomic

[ganondoodle]

correct me if im wrong but im PRETTY sure that for something to be a proper sequel it needs more than literally just reusing the same world and character models and slightly altering their design or adding an ability (that they got somwhere in between which isnt shown nor elaborated on either while previous abilities or interests/knowledge vanish)

made the mistake of saying that really totk isnt a sequel bc it doesnt build on, nor expand nor elaborate nor continue anything from botw, its the same preset of basic things like ... world and character models and tells an entirely different story utterly disconnected from anything botw, which it not only acts like it never happened (aside from like one dialog which is not enough for me when everyone else has literally forgotten everything and tbh feels more like a reference thats actually a slap and laugh in your face) but often times actively contradicts it, like a different version of the same thing

which is called an alternative universe

half of the reasons why i despise totk is bc i wanted, expected and was TOLD its a sequel when it isnt, can you really blame me for being disappointed and frustrated when i was told its a sequel, which should build on established stuff, to a game and its lore i deeply cared about and then get an alternative universe game that has nothing to do with the one i cared about except wear its face and STILL get told its a sequel even just by simply reusing models

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #ganondoodles rants #god everytime i voice a single opinion on twitter i have to reexperience why i stopped saying anything about totk over there #im so close to blocking people just for starting an argument over and over again trying to tell me im wrong thinkging the games bad #even when i dont actually say its bad #just that its not what you were told it is #and still people go OOOOH YOU HATE IT AND YOU ARE WRONG GET ARGUED WITH BITCH #shut uuup #well thanks to tumblr for being more chill about it #at least i can rant here all i want as clearly as i want #can you imagine how mad people would get if i said I THINK TOTK SUCKS ASS AND IS THE WORST ZELDA AND NOT WORTH THAT STUPID PRICE TAG

[puppyeared]

Pokeymon

@ask-willowleafeon @ask-shiny-umbreon

#fuckkkk pokeask nostalgia got me by the throat. I can’t do this again Im not strong enough (does it anyway) #drawing eeveelutions is always fun Theyre so shaped. theyre up there on fav pokemon to draw right next to dratini. and maybe shinx #these two stick out to me in my mind just cause like. their designs are so good it kind of squishes my brain the right ways #I never got to draw Percy for an ask or anything but he is. very creature #and willow of course I have a soft spot for. shes so sweet and gentle uuhghhgghhhh I love her #fuck dude .maybe I will come back adhd be damned. I dont fuckin know. really tempting rn #I tell myself that but deep down I know I suck at roleplay. but maybe I’ll do it. but I suck at roleplay. etc #btw leafeon should be allowed to be autumn coloured without being shiny. it would fix me. I just want Some Guy dressed like a maple leaf #without the awe of being a 1/1000 chance. I don’t CAREEEEE gimme the crunchy red leaveeeesss #I also wanna draw Gardevoir with a barn owl face. and leafeon with seaweed leaves #aaahhhhggghhhhh clenches my fists #pokemon #pokemon ask blog #pokeask #others oc #ask-willowleafeon #ask-shiny-umbreon #Percy umbreon #willow leafeon #myart #my art #pokemon oc

[meru90]

what canvas sizes do you usually use (for the best quality)?

ooH BOY lemme show you an average meru file

lmao i draw on aA4 canvas with 350 dpi....and i make like 20 different folders and different drawings do imagine my pain trying to find a specific drawing;;

#not with commissions ofc #BUT DONT BE LIKE ME!!!!!!! #when i tell you half my art is not printable the size and quality sucks lmaoo

[inkskinned]

not to romanticize my mental issues but sometimes having adhd is very useful because today during a meeting that could have been an email i kept thinking about crabs wearing small tophats and having little dancing parties and how they'd sound in tap shoes.

and when my boss was like "raquel what do you think?"

i was like "well, i think the others have made good points about this, of course, and i'd be happy to circle around later on it, but i'd love to take a moment and resonate with this before offering my own suggestion. i want to hear what others think before anticipating the client's needs."

and then i went back to not listening but this time it was imagining snails that joust.

#me: hehe funny #the hatemail: you should be fired immediately the fact you are scum enough to NOT LISTEN #in a SINGLE MEETING #that was about a project you DONT WORK ON #means that you are EVIL and SUCKING UP TIME #like bro .... idk how to tell u this sometimes people be in meetings they don't need to be in #i only got asked to participate bc there's an element of the project that resembles #a piece i wrote a while back #and i know this element exists bc #we've already had a meeting where i told them what i did how i did it and what i suggest #so there's nothing else for me to add really #also im close with all the coworkers who are working on that element #and they just gchat me their questions #idk how to tell u this but someone zoning out in a single 30 minute meeting where they LITERALLY #don't work on that project ? #that's just fucking anti-capitalism baby #i was being a revolutionary

[the-meme-monarch]

fathers of the world. you have got to stop calling women service workers over the phone ‘dear’

‼️TERFS STEP AWAY FROM THIS POST YOU WILL BE OBLITERATED ON SIGHT

#if someone said ‘thank you dear’ to me over the phone id be fucking making fun of them to my coworkers. dont you have a wife to call ‘dear’ #and this guy doing this as my father? embarrassing HEJSJSJJDJSJJS #he’s always been vaguely misogynistic. in ways he cannot tell but loves to argue that he isn’t #especially w the afab poeple in his life ! embarrassing #words from the monarch #anyway it is also embarrassing that i can’t make a post criticizing dumb shit dudes in my life do without worrying some jackass terf will t #will try to co-opt it like ‘lol yeah males just suck and they should all die’ or whatever

[doroinoue]

nikaido tries to guess aikawa's age

(do not tag as ship)

#dorohedoro #drhdr #ドロヘドロ #dorohedoro fanart #aikawa dorohedoro #aikawa #nikaido #nikaido dorohedoro #animatic #guys i cant lie this sucked the life out of me #im never doing animatics again #also never drawing aikawas mask again this shit ruined my life... #sorry for all the inconsistencies btw #as you can probably tell i dont do these often #but it was kinda fun still #i remembered this audio and i was like #Wait this is literally aikawa #sooo #there u have it

[asteria7fics]

I'm not gonna spoil anything from the special, but just know.

Freckled Kyle truthers have won.

#ANYONE THAT TRIED TO FIGHT ME CAN LITERALLY SUCK MY BALLS AAAAHAHAHA #im riding high that special was so fucking good you guys #dont let anybody tell you otherwise #i love it here #STRAIGHT FROM THE FAT KIDS MOUTH TO AAAAH #okay im sorry im done #NO IM NOT AHAHAHAHA #I WIN!!! IM THE ONE WHO WINS!!! #i should be sleeping oh god #south park #spoilers #the end of obesity

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

a surprise reboot of the show!

que the puppets fleeing while a heavy working crew fuckin snatches everyone up in nets to clean the place us

"should we muzzle sally?"

"she fuckin bit me!"

"doesnt answer the question"

"wally stole my wallet!"

"hes legally allowed to, travis."

yk what i'd really wanna see is how they wrangle the massive dog & the equally tall four-armed caterpillar. Wally would get netted and Barnaby would appear behind the person, about to ruin their entire career

#'hes legally allowed to travis' PLEASSSSEEEEEE #this ask is going to entertain me for a While #just picturing the puppets scurrying around and under things while all the big ol humans struggle to catch them #rambles from the bog #and then of course their intense fear when they Are caught <3 #forcefully separated from each other and Home <3 #who knows maybe barnaby and howdy have to be knocked out somehow #thats gotta suck!!! #for the puppets for obvious reasons but imagine having to be one of the employees Doing this and Listening to their distress & confusion #WAIT LMFAO wally would just eat the nets #blink blink blink there's a puppet-sized hole to escape through #ohhhh sad thought! #when barnaby is taken down wally breaks free and crawls into That net #but since he's too small to move barnaby himself he just stays in that net voluntarily #absolutely Devouring this concept.... #the chaos and confusion the Fear the loss of control #wait. fuck was this a lights out ask? was it...? i dont know! i cant tell! either way i love it #though if it Is... and there Was a reboot... theyd probably just remake the puppets for a new studio #all the ogs are too 'outdated' and damaged to be used for a show. their colors are faded they're just... too old #inch resting concept indeed....

[joyflameball]

What yougotta understand is that when you're interacting with blogs from a fictional universe, such as the English Willy saga, ya DON'T GIVE THE GAME AWAY. Don't just TELL THEM all the plot. Don't tell them exactly what's happening!! Don't tell them the important names!! Send asks and such but actually think through, how would a normal person respond to all this? How would a normal Tumblrina respond? The answer is YOU PROBABLY WOULD NOT FIND FUCKING EVERYTHING OUT IMMEDIATELY. The answer would probably be memes and clowning on things! If you wanna allude to things that will happen in the plot, ALLUDE to them. If you know that someone's gonna burn to death, say you hope the stress doesn't cause them to burn out. Please, my Tumblrinas, learn the art of subtlety in writing. You are not the main character in fictional universe blogs. It's okay.

#cassie rambles #english willy #this post was prompted by me getting annoyed ppl in the comments of the english willy posts were just straight-up giving everything away #PEOPLE. LEARN THE ART OF ''WAITING'' AND ''SUBTLETY'' AND ''YOU'RE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER HERE'' #like just straight up saying ''yeah that probably means elizabeth! that's probably a murderer's corpse in there!'' #girl these reveals take TIME #the reason the "lisbef'' thing and the ice cream thing work is because we know the plot to fnaf! we know what he's talking about! #we don't need it to be said explicitly! that's what show dont tell is! #and it sucks the wind out of the sails if you just say ''oh yeah that's a reference to elizabeth afton'' #it's like if the op brought up fires and someone immediately said ''oh fazbear frights is gonna burn down btw'' #like NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT GOOD WRITING IS. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO REFERENCES TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL. #the reason saying like ''aw i hope mike doesnt get cold in there i hope he brought smth to stay warm :('' works is because it isn't blatant #i mean if you know hte plot to fnaf 3 it is but if you don't it doesn't break immersion by just telling us the plot #all of this is said lightheartedly #anyway. #LIKE NO YOU IDIOTS!!!! DON'T JUST BRING OUT CIRCUS BABY BLATANTLY!!!!!!!!!!!! #YOU'RE TRYING TO RUSH THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET IT BUILD UP AND THE PAYOFF WILL BE BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #STOP TRYING TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A SIDE HARACTER HERE ADN THAT IS OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iridescentpsychopath]

"The movie messes up the TV lore" 🥺🥺🥺

Bro the TV lore messes itself up. Master fu destroyed the most important temple ever cause he wasn't allowed to eat for a day.

#bro when i tell you #the only reason why i started watching this show was cause the concept was nice #but the execution is dog shit and now im just seeing where its going. #they didnt add worthwhile plot till season 4 bro #season 2 and 3 was just world building #and season 3 sucked so like a season and a half if plot max #and the FIBALLY OF 5 PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH #i wanted adrien to punch his dad in the face as himself not noir #i dont like redemption arcs the movie made #but i perfer it better than me coming off as a doomsday nut job conspiracy therorist #yelling on youtube how convient it was hawkmoth was defeated but agreste died in the process #his weird butterfly motif in his house #his aloofness started arou d the same time hawkmoth showed up #any design shown on screen was ugly af so hes not studying fashion in his free time thats for sure #i am the charlie day pepe silvia meme in this universe canonically #oh shit the actual tags #miraculous ladybug #miraculous awakening #chat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug and cat noir the movie