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unlimitedgolden · 3 months
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average minos p-rank footage
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Eel of the week
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atrustfulplace · 3 months
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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.
this is what happened to bilbo baggins
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8catsinatrenchcoat · 3 months
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david tennant character vs. weeping angels
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must-be-mr-boggins · 1 month
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Taking a 5-second break from the Bagginshield angst to bring you this meme I created after an all-nighter, enjoy.
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ghosts-junk-pile · 11 months
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Heyyyyyyy........About you're boyfriend...... he kinda sorta got..... eaten by worms..... and maybe got turned into a..... flesh hive for them... yeah sorry...
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brntmilk · 8 months
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when your crush kisses you so u cause a 14 car pile up
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Girlies listening to descriptions of the most horrifying things you’ve ever heard in their favorite podcast
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(It’s me I’m girlies)
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nxctrns · 1 year
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Rises from 2 years of art hiatus just to post this
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aemondstark · 12 days
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mjulmjul · 1 year
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Katya / Goncharov
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shriika · 3 months
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something is happening at the stillwater....
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little-pondhead · 3 months
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Exhausted from chasing the ghost dog halfway across the world at two am, Danny doesn’t think much of Cujo’s sudden weight gain, nor his startled yelp when Danny scoops him up and opened a portal to the Ghost Zone. He just wanted to go back to sleep in his Lair.
From his point of view, Beast Boy is super confused when a twink with no heartbeat picks him up and calls him Cujo, but he knows he can’t escape this green dimension on his own. So he settles in to play the waiting game, unaware that the real Cujo is causing havoc amongst his teammates back home.
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fauning · 4 months
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He loves violence
I’m taking commissions to help pay the bills ❤️
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millennium-sketchbook · 3 months
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✨Lady Kai✨
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garden-bug · 4 months
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Rewatching and literally.
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