i love how every single month, around the same time, i think something cataclysmic is happening to my mental health and then i realize it's my period. so i probably don't need to be researching like, ketamine clinics, bc i'm fine. every single month this happens. like clockwork, i am gripped by panic over how depressed i suddenly feel. it's routine! and yet i never fucking remember that.
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top 5 canon nicktoons crossover quotes :o)!! (i know dude its an expresso machine will be number one)
LMFAOO you know me too well. ok top 5 nu quotes go:
5 - Danny (to Jimmy): You know what, you could afford to be wrong once in a while
4 - Cosmo: "Big things often come in small packages. Ask Wanda" (what did he mean by this)
3 - SB: AASUHGHGUSHASHHGBSH
Danny: don't worry SpongeBob we'll get him back
2 - SB: Guess I should get going, don't wanna lose my job at the Krusty Krab.
Danny: Mr. Krabs will fire you after you saved his life?
SB: Nah, but if I'm not there on time he starts charging me... for wasting his time!
1 - something something aqueous thermal diffuser
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as a feedee i rlly hate when someone is like “i hope you end up a pear” or something else to that effect. like. okay… is what i am rn not good enough?? i need 0 expectations pls and thank you
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temporary user change bc accidentally leaked my tumblr to irls and i dont want them on here. at all.
(irls if ur seeing this literally kys and gtfo dont look thru here or ur off my spam love u)
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Someone just sent me an ask calling me a fag and then blocked me?!?! This HAS to be because of the barista post there's no other fucking explanation this is so funny
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I will not lie, I kinda hate the "cozy horror" subgenre. like just the idea of it annoys me and I hate to sound like an elementary school bully but if you need your horror to be "cozy" then you're a weenie and maybe horror just isn't for you
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